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whitestar01:
Witch, whhat do they need money for? When they suck &live by b l o o d. Nawoooo!

ignorance.

ndPeter:
Witches ke? Or does "witches" have a different meaning here?

being a witch is not actually a bad thing. but nollywood just spoil the whole thing.

mrphysics:
Lol, Mai gida. Why is it difficult to admit truth and then retouch where necessary. Am telling you my experience, tell us if you didn't first go to islamiyya.

Secondly, I know you are better than me, so what next?

How foolish are they who think they are wise.

who told u he is better than you? give yourself some respect.

Rxpetite:
idol worshippers

Lol. ignorance is not blissful. it just make you an ignorant person.

Rxpetite:
where are the pagans?

what is d definition of pagan?

hopsydboi:
Does it matter that much? Religion?

got me wondering.

crazymommy:
...have seen her before and she is pretty..

but not beautiful

alright. thanks for the info

afterthought: how can the two of them be electrocuted at the same time? u said it happened in the middle of the night right? when something smells like fish taste like fish it is definitely fish.

guy u fuvked up, intact u need serious beating, if to say I dey near u, I for dash u 2 thunder bolt slap.
alright, I no dey vex again, make sure u no repeat wetin make them expel u oo.
bro in life everyone face frustration in one way or the other. and right now u are facing urs. there are two ways people react to frustration, either positively or negatively.
POSSIBLE SOLUTIONS TO YOUR FRUSTRATION.
1. NEGATIVE REACTION: hate yourself and commit suicide by hanging yourself, u can drink rat poison, drown yourself or run into a moving car. in fact go to Google and search for best ways of committing suicide.
2. POSITIVE REACTION: meet a counselor or confide in someone close to u in your family not necessarily your parents. then either u take jamb or an A'level course that will take u directly to 200l in the following year.
I am currently in my final year, and I was almost expelled last semester for impersonating, I felt like the earth should swallow me up, and then I reacted positively to d problem, I never told my mum and dad, I confided in my elder bro, and he stood by my side along with my trusted friends, with my good liaison, I was able to clear up the mess. up till this moment, my parents are still not aware. so guy u are in the position to decide, either u react negatively or positively. choice is yours. good luck..

Poorboy:
The people above me why give the boy advice, ask him a simple question EXPLAIN IN DETAILS WHY YOU WERE EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL? @ fortune98

does it really matter now?

integritylady:
apart from that, why will u get a phone u don't even know 90% of it's functions?

when u bought your first phone, did u know 90% of its functions? just curious

greatman247:
U won't help anyone when the money comes. You don't say what you'd do before money comes. Wait until it comes. If it comes now that's when you suddenly remember someone who has offended you so bad since 8 years ago. You'd remember people who looked down on u when u have nothing and you'd want to messmerize them back. Money is a spirit. Most people have some really bad intentions before money and when money comes they get touched by situations that will make them want to help. They just let whatever grudges they have toward another person go away. But most persons may have good intention really before money comes but they get influenced negatively when d money comes, Example are Naija politicians. Most of them from the street have good intentions before getting to power but after they taste money they'd turn their back to the poor masses from the same street.

she can't bless other people when she become Rich cos she is not practicing it now that she has little. and oh money does not have spirit. don't let your belief affect your thinking. being good is different from having good intention. once you are good at helping people with d little u have, then u will help more people when u blow. even bad people sometimes have good intention. so Dont say that money has spirit.

njiasi30:
God knows,I can't buy it even if I ve d money. Dere re millions of ppl dat I can assist with dat amount of money no matter how little. God pls bless me so dat I can b a blessing to others.

with the little u have, u can start blessing others. u Dont have to hit it big before u should start blessing others. as long as u Dont beg to feed, u are blessed already. so start blessing the less privilege, so that when u have more u will still be blessing others.

Joagbaje:
1 John 2:19
They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would no doubt have continued with us: but they went out, that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us.

sorry your bible quote has no effect on me. neither will any portion from the bible. OK?

Malakh:
Strong's Bible Concordance From H4117; dowry: a price for a wife

dowry: is the property or things given to the woman by her family to take along with her to her husband's house.
bride price: is the money paid by the groom and his family to the family of the bride.
it is wrong to say they have not paid her dowry. the correct sentence should be: they have not paid her bride price.
if u like take correction. if u like Dont. I Dont waste my time on such arguments.

Malakh:
there's no such thing as bride pride in your own context,her duty is to remain a virgin until her dowry is paid, before she's humbled by her man,in those days virgin didn't glory to men that they are virgin because at the end of the day she is a possession and she has to be bought off from her father so where is her pride coming from,and there was no pride in being in your fathers house without a husband, there's no pride to the man because he still has to "humble" her,its just these days virgins think they are special because a man hasn't slept with them,it was a norm in those days to be a virgin,the pride or her glory comes from being married not being a virgin at home

u still don't get me, I am not arguing with u, all am trying to tell u is that, dowry is not paid rather they pay bride price. dowry and bride price are two words with different meaning.

well you are very free to join any religion that feels right to u.
why I stop being a Christian?
1. it doesn't feel right to me.
2. the dogma is just too much.
3. it inculcate fear into its member.
4. out of more than 11,000 religions in the world, it claims to be it only true religion.
I had to switch to something more comforting. Wicca.

Malakh:
get outta here with that shiit,stop being a p#$%y,because one liared to a female doesn't makes it the end of the world,there are things much more worse than that,by law all that was required was to pay her dowry if you reneged that is if she's a virgin,if she wasn't then she's simply a ho

its bride pride sir. not dowry.

GoodBoi1:
Pls how did you check your data balance?

dial *127*0#

martineverest:
... And you won't be able to exhaust your data plan because of their snail speed network.........Their useless network made me return to my long term enemy,mtn.

I would rather go for more expensive data plan from other networks than buy cheap and useless glo data plan

iffa hear.
glo is one of the fastest yet cheaper. Dont go there o.

dejii01:
New Orleans?
Klaus, Elijah, Hayley, Marcel, Cami

ur in the spirit.

u can lie. which network dey send that kind message?

Donariok:
A guy was in love with a girl but never had the courage to tell her. One night around at night he gathered some guts and sent her a text with these honey words: "Clara, I love you,i wana date you please reply me and tell me how you feel" A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone. He was so scared and too tense to open it that night So he decided not to check the message until the next morning when he's less tense and in better Senses. So he went to sleep. When he woke up the next day, He prayed seriously about the message for good news, went about doing his morning chores,brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast,took a bath,dressed up then climbed into bed and picked his phone to read the Message on his phone. This was the response,He read; "Dear customer,You have insufficent balance to send this Message. Please recharge your account and try again"
www.donariok.mywapblog.com/category/jokes-2/1.xhtml for more jokes

dayjeee:
Still need help?

yep

TRADELYN:
TRADELYN is ever ready to help you. Why not email us today?

I sent u a mail.

bettercreature:
Why did you have to write all these when scientist says we should have lot of sex to cure headeache

They even says it's better than any drug out there

true. I wish i can tell my best friend. but no need. she would refuse d idea yet she complains of headache every time.