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bitchcrafts:
No worry. ... I was just adoring it

adoring what?

bitchcrafts:
That yo car no be here oh...
Well sha, we don see you...

how bro?
I Dont get you

...

Greenbullet:
u are wrong.

Even if am wring must she break my glass to the extent that she wounded her self
blood was all over her body
isn't she mad

Hello naira landers: Someone provoked me today
i just Dont know why Some women can be so mad.
Imagine I was rushing somewhere this evening when I was involved in a very minor car kiss with a woman in toyoya Camry,
I was still moving and she was following me chasing after me as i can sight that from my inner mirror , I later met hold up and yet she parked and she came down from the car she carried a stone and hit my side glassat the passenger side
And the car glass broke into pieces
I use Jetta vw 2002 model
I was so mad I got down from the car and called police
Tho she sustained injury on her right hand as the glass broke into her hand
And there was enof of blood
Coming out from her
right wrist
People gathered and was begging me but she continued with her madness she kept shouting and ranting

We both got to police station wrote statement and later we resolved she didn't pay a dime to the broken glass
But for peace to reign I let it go....
it was very painful experience

No
He cannot be a soldier
Soldier are trained to protect rheirnimage not like policemen outside there
He rented that uniform
He need to be dealt with

I wish her the best
But I pray other ladies learn from these

I have made similar post before

Check peoples comment


https://www.nairaland.com/2956961/pics-which-animal-did-body


Wall geckos is the cause

I trust oshoko
Before I opened this thread I said to my sef fayose should be number one....

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I have used many phones but there is this phone I bought with my first salary as a teacher in Abuja ..Nokia c3....it was bought by me 2011 Feb
almost 6 years now ....even I av changed a lot of some of my phones but this c3 still dey serve me.......my oldest phone tho I bought it #18k cash down that time...I never repair it once since then only for me to replace the casing.
by the time I use it for 10 years am done with it

dominique:
Go to an hospital and get a tetanus toxoid injection asap. Not that I'm trying to alarm you bit rat bite can transmit several infections including blood poisoning which is very deadly.

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Thanks dominique

I was sleeping today in my room around 3:00am
I just felt a bite on my right hand very close to my shoulder region. it was dark we had no light
I was looking for touch light but after checking the place there was little bleeding and blood coming out, I was so afraid didn't see what bite me so I looked everywhere and saw one small rat close to my bed.I know its not intentional for the rat to bite me but I think it was when I turn my hand it landed on the rat and the only way to defend itself was to bite me
it happens still I was still afraid because it is happening to me for the very first time,,, pls doctors in the house or anyone what should I do this morning? did I need to visit the hospital? and hope there won't be any problem
Thank you all

hibiscus76:
You don't like her, she's too greedy and you keep asking her out on dates... what do you expect? you're even lucky she only stole a power bank? Which judging from your view of her, she'd not even see as stealing but collecting..take heart

what should I do now?she denied but am very sure she took it

Good evening all....Today I called a girlfriend of mine to meet me at a place for a pick up.
I met her 2 months ago in ibadan,she was marketing a phone for sale and that day i couldnt buy but i collected her number,and one day i called her i woo her and she agree with me...her name is Isabella.
I started taking her out.
I have taken her out almost three occasions now,but one thing I noticed about her is that she is very greedy
whenever I take her out to visit a restaurant or joint before I even speak she would be ordering for food,pepper soups,drinks etc without even me asking her what she want to take.she always ask me she wants to buy a new phone which I promise to buy for her when I have money
one day she collected almost 2k food and drinks and collected 1k for transport from me.
so I carried her inside my car to drop her at her house.
whenever I ask her for sex she will tell me we just met and when she is asking for phone and money she doesn't think we just met.
so because of these I distant myself from her for a long time .
I lied for her I travelled to Abuja
cos she doesn't know my house.
so today I just decided to call her on phone to know where she is and she was exactly close to where I am
so I told her we should hang out for the past one month we ve seen.so we met and I drove her to a joint .when we got there as usual I tot she has changed , she started ordering for #1000 fish pepper soup and I told her straight I Dont have the power that am not that buoyant for now that we should leave that till other day
but I put my power bank close to my dashboard I have been using the power Bank for a long time and it has served me.so I didn't notice I left her inside my car to buy suya that we both eat
and we also take drink as well.
but to my suprise on getting home am still looking for my power bank.
I called.her why she didn't tell me she take my power but she denied and hang up the phone on me ..
pls nairalanders what should I do?
it's very painful...I hate it when people stole my thing...I prefer to give out than people stealing my thing...pls what should I do?
I need serious advice..
should I deal with her like seriously!
Expecting your replies ...thanks all

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it happened to me 6 years ago during my NYSC a small cockroach jumped from nowhere and directly entered my ear while I was asleep , I jumped up immediately I rushed to hospital that midnight around 2am,, it was so disturbing, it was sounding as if aeroplane was moving, I apply hydrogen peroxide inside my head but doesn't work, the doctors had to open my ear wide put torchlight and saw it, they later use surgery scissors ✂ to cut the small cockroach into two and d morning I went to flush my ear IN the general hospital..
it was a very bad experience

Friends I found this and thought we may benefit from "some" of these if not all... Here are some things to cut down on in order to make it out of this recession financially sane.

*Generator usage*

It’s bad enough the economy is crumbling faster than a cookie but how many Nigerians can recall a lengthy spell of uninterrupted power supply.

Our standby household generators have for years, been doing what the government cannot do for us.

Now that the situation is getting dire, generator usage should be restricted to specific hours and to take care of necessities.

Comfort can wait till recession is over and we are out of troubled waters.

*Eating out*

Anyone who actually cooks will know that restaurants serve overpriced, often unsatisfying food.

So instead of taking your hard earned money to pay for ‘fancy’ food, go to the market, buy raw food and head to the kitchen.

You’ll save so much money.

*Driving walkable distances*

The cost of fuel is higher than it has ever been in Nigeria’s history, so why not kill two birds with one stone while going for short errands.

Take a walk or go for a run while running your errand. Your body and pockets will thank you.

*Bulk buying of groceries*

Constant grocery shopping can be such a chore so we tend to buy in bulk.

However, a disadvantage of bulk buying is that some goods may expire or spoil before you get around to using them, hence cut your grocery shopping list down to necessities.

Get what you need and not what you think you will need.

*New clothes and shoes*

Your old clothes are perfectly fine!

Oh you think people have noticed you’ve had that shirt for a while? Frankly, it’s nobody’s business.

As long as your clothes are not obviously tattered, there is no use going cloth shopping every week to impress people and depress your bank account.

*Hanging out*

We all love spending quality time with friends and family but instead of going someplace where you’ll spend more than you budgeted for (more often than not), invite them to your house and plan activities everyone can participate in.

You’ll create a stronger bond and more lasting activities while saving money.

*Vacations abroad*

Also known as “the king of excesses”, vacationing abroad is officially a luxury at this point in time.

Why go and spend your hard earned ‘naira’ in a foreign country contributing to the growth of their economy while leaving yours in the backseat.

Stay at home!

*DSTV subscription*

You don’t need to pay for all the channels. It’s not a competition.

You hardly ever watch more than 15 of the channels on the premium package, so why the bother?

The smallest bouquet has news channels for the grown-ups and cartoons for the kids.

*Water as opposed to juice and sodas*

Some people think there is an award for living lavish. News flash: there isn’t.

Most of these processed drinks you desire to gulp down your throat with every meal are not even good for your health and they definitely cost more than water. Drink water, you’ll live longer.

*Unnecessary phone calls*

Restrict your airtime to calls with purpose (work, business).

There’s no need to ask your friend what he/she is eating or staying on a call for an hour discussing what nail polish color to wear to an event.

https://lifestyle.thecable.ng/10-ways-survive-nigerias-worst-recession-29-years/

up Ajero.. I believe he will win

Laive:
Hello, Omron, you would sound more professional if you used Mockup and not *draft*. Your mockup will depend on the type of site your client needs.
.
Okay! It's fairly simple. Just craft something with a graphic software like Corel Draw or Photoshop or even Powerpoint. Save it as a picture file and then forward it to your client.
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If you won't mind, I will like you to partner with our team comprising of four men and a lady. Together with you, we could work to complete the project on time so that your client will be happy.
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thanks so much bro

GOOD morning fellow landers,
i am about to hit a website contract from an organization,after submitting my proposal to them,my client now asked me to make a draft how the website would look like in graphics and send to him but am here to seek the help and assistance of anyone who can help me on how i can arrange a winning draft that would atyract my client...Thanks as i awaits your response

I saw it on facebook couldn't help was just weeping.. such a pretty lady...
i pray to those of us that are still alive that enemy will not cut short our lives and glory at the point of our success ijn... insha allau

imagine a lady just lost her dad
she started crying picked up her fone and snap her crying face and post to her facebook page..
is this not craziness?
when I lost my dad I could not even remember where I lit my fone talkless of snapping pics of my cry cry face.

but to be sincere a lot of people have died this year, a friend of mine lost her grandma, father and grandpa same month

may almighty God protect us all ooooo
a ma sa modun oooo
we shall not die prematurely ijn oo
in sha Allah

Please every body in house i need your help,
I just land a client and he is asking for a proposal for an alumni website can any one help with a comprehensive proposal please, my e-mail address is: lhcfoundation7@gmail.com
Pls treat as urgent
I beg. thanks anyone

bros i will advise u get a land at least two or three acres of land and invest in agriculture
farming I mean u can grow crops and I will give you link to export them and make big money
if u stay in IB lemme know u can can an acres of land at 65k per acres u can contact me

Rest in peace they wll not write rip on our status dis year ijn

‎BREAKING NEWS: Ekiti Lawmakers have taken over Okesha Roundabout in Ado-Ekiti. They erect a tent under which they sit with their bags and food. They vow to stay there for the EFCC to arrest all of them. Traffic chaos has seized the section of the town. Residents said the lawmakers are waiting for the governor for further action.

blood of chisossss

peezeygwiny:
is it Ur boobs

imagine a guy squeezing Ur bae's boobs

:-!hmmm

peezeygwiny:
baba u nid stick jare.....

touching boobs datz nt urz

lolz... bro I was tempted
she fine
and got packaged bobby

Topestbilly:
Stupid gal... just slap.
She should hav arrange some boys around to beat u to stupor.
Ur story is fake anyway

it's not fake I swear it happened to me tonight I swear