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Deep bite from my sister on my wife left hand

My wife
Blood coming out from her nose

Good morning to all romancelanders
This story am about to share is a real life story
And I would be very glad for matured comments and advice before things goes out of hand
I happens to be the only male child of my family
I got married in the year 2012 to my wife that we were both from the same state Ondo state
Lost my dad few years ago
I lived in oke mosan in Abeokuta
I relocated to Abeokuta with my wife from Osun state when my Dad goes to a great beyond that was 3 years ago.
I changed my job and decided to stay around my mum in her house built by my Dad for sometime before renting my own house so as to ensure that she is not lonely.
I started living in the house for the past two years now with my wife and my baby son who is 3 years now

I have 3 sisters and all of them are married with kids
But I have this one very wicked, stubborn and hard hearted very crucial sister out of my sisters called Funke.
She happens to be our third born while am the last born.
She always feel so proud, possessive,bossy and always wants to take charge of any Affair in the family
She has been like that since her childbirth
She can talk to anybody anyhow,several times she abused my dad in his lifetime. I thought she would change when she get married but this irritating and rabid character keeps growing in her.
To cut the long story short

About 3 weeks ago she came to Abeokuta from lagos where she lives with her husband to visit our mum

And anytime she comes visiting it's quarrel,fights and arguments all of the time

She quarrel with anyone she sees around and most times she took on my innocent wife

So when my mum told me she is coming to stay for a week in the house I told my mum I will move out to rent a guest house for a week till she go back to Lagos because there is no Time she comes and she doesn't fight .
She has disgraced the family enough in our neighborhood so I don't want such to repeat itself

My mum discarded my opinion and assured me there won't be problem.
As if I know, Third day she arrived she came up with her attitude by shouting on everybody in the house
She picked up a serious quarell with me even in the area and started abusing me in the presence of neibors calling me different names, some elderly men came to settle the quarell.
During the duo... She cursed my wife in Yoruba and my wife in her presence returned the curse that it shall not be so in Jesus name.
My sister hearing that bounced on my wife and hit her in the nose and bite her..... In the process my wife got annoyed and bites her on her ear too blood was everywhere both from my wife nose and my sisterr outer ear.
I was having exams that day so after the fight I left the house with my wife and she was to return to her destination in lagos that same day.

As I was going out I locked my room with padlock and when we came back in the evening I was suprised what I saw.
My sister has broken the door to have access to my room....she carried away my wife certificates from her day one till present,and also my pictures from day one during my NYSC my wedding pics,and other important pictures, she wud have absconded with my certificates too if not that I took it to interview that morning.
The most painful and shocking thing she did after that
She bought a new blade and cut almost my wife clothes in the wardrobe and even my son clothes she pieces everything and destroyed my son toys

She even threatened my wife that she will go to to any length that she will separate us.
She has been running around on what she said
But I believe in Almighty God that I serve no evil shall befall me.

I reported her to some family members and up till now she is denying that she did not carry certificates and my photo album neither did she cut my wife clothes..

My wife have decided to take the case to police but the families are begging her to be patient but my sister is denying.... Am confused and don't know what to do next. Cos till now she is still denying and she said she can swear with Ogun or anything ... Pls save my family what should I do ?
I will appreciate you all for your comments.....
Thanks all

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Behankey:
You just have to take it to a carlcare centre of an engineer, since you said it fell, it will be a hardware issue. Get an engineer to diagnose

Yes it has been diagnosed I first took it to an engineer but he did not succeed. Later took it to Carlcare they said theycant collect it that I hve opened it before that if they must repair that I will pay 21k

Pls what shud I do

Hello Engineers in the house
I bought my Canon 8 Techno c8 in MAY this year but is giving me serious problems
It fell to the ground while my wife was holding it
The mouthpiece got damaged as if am charging it, it can have 12 per cent for 1 hour and if I use my battery remain 2 percent except they boost the battery it can't charge or on.. Pls any engineer in the house willing to help or advice me?
I shall be very grateful.. Thanks

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Honestly this is not a joke
I parked my car with mechanic for good 9 years just becous I wanted to paint it
To my suprise after pitting fuel and battery I start the car and it answers once

This shit happened to me last two weeks I was stiffed it seems as if am.incapacitated I couldn't movebanybpart of my body I was paralysed even to open mouth called jesus was difficult I wanted to say Jesus but my mouth couldn't move I tot the name of Jesus within me and inside my thought was tot of Jesus
..praise God I later said it and I was relieved ...
This world we are living we need to be more prayerful because the scripture says the devil only ce to steal and destroy may God help us amen

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theGistsonline:
he's laughing at your shiit piece of a car! Why on earth would you hit her & not stop to say sorry That would have saved your side window from getting smashed, your ugly face from appearing on NL plus your precious time & energy for no waste my broda!!!

Ugly face?

How
Was my name printed on the pics?
Even it was later I realized that what happened was a blessing in disguised..... I was traveling to Abeokuta with the car before the incident happened and I canceled the journey..... It was Uknown to me that there was no Engine oil in my engine as the oil sump was leaking......... It was in the morning at the police station I observe it......imagine I was on zero guage on oil and am traveling like an hour journey
My engine would have knocked on the road cos at times I Dont observe dashboard sign..
God used this woman to stop me...
At times in life when things happen we need to thank God cos we Dont know why..........
I use Jetta vw 2002 model 1:6 the engine cost almost 150k but the lady destroyed just 3k glass and saved my engine from knocking

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whiteroses:
I hope some thug treat your mother like that too

She is not old woman as u claim
She is within my age bracket..
Get sense
Dont talk to someone mother anyhow

gbosaa:
You hit someone's car and didn't stop to at least apologise?? What were you thinking?

She should have smashed your windscreen. Drivers like you can be so rude.

Make u come helep am now break the winscreeen...