₦airaland Forum

abat4real37:
Go and huge transformer

chai u are wicked

peezeygwiny:
it was a fine girl fat with big Yansh fat vagina And curvy
wow......


re u walking with x-ray



she is a nice gal sef

if twaz ma sandoski she wud av broken d 6 bottles on Ur head ni

decorum pleaze

good evening everyone
something just happened now and I need your advise,i was on my way back home after so much weekend enough flexing as work start tomorrow another week
It was 10:36pm
I was looking for a bike but couldn't see
so I don't have any option than to enter keke napep.
I was the first passenger to enter
I was already on 6 bottles and trust beer npw
for its motivation
when two other passengers enters
it was a fine girl fat with fat ass......she was sitting beside me I was carried away
I started disturbing her right from the first bus stop we entered the keke napep together
but she kept on laughing
if she talk to her friend(the other passenger) I will make jest of her and Flash my phone back light to her face but she kept smiling
I did dis prank on her till we reach the last bus stop.
when we reach the last bus stop I tapped her to give me her number but she smiles again and refuse
It got to a stage I was so aggressive and furious
I suddenly tap her again for her number she looked at me with a very sexy and attractive look and smile again
and as she was about to drop from from the keke napep I became so angry the more
immediately I spank her and touch her hardened well packaged boobs three times
she turned back to me and gave me a slap
I was dumbfounded and confused
she replied what's is ur problem u dis useless man...... hmmmmm
I dropped without replying her back with a slap
it was until after some minutes I realised that I shouldnt have let her go without giving her some warning.did I act right and if such happen again what should I do?
thanks all your advice will help me a lot
no abuse pls

what do people see in mimzy?
am not a fan of lanicky neither did I know her in person but I won't need a siutsayer to tell me she deserves the Miss Nairaland. 2016 contest
to me refiner deserves the runner up

Nairaland. is addifyive

Thank God I didn't waste my vote I love u so much lanicky congrats for this success I saw it Coming you lost in 2014 4nd Thank God for believing in yourself that u can win again

congrats lanicky i saw it coming in the morning that she will win
she deserves it and Thank God I didn't waste my vote

refiner is spotless, she has the height likewise lanicky but let's see how it goes

vivavideo phonto photo hoarding nairaland opera mini you tube whatsapp imo go to meeting cut and paste I can't do without these apps in a day

donbenedict:
anyhow what? That because I called the thread nonsense doesn't mean I called omron nonsense.


I don't knw what u mean by me talking to you anyhow.

its OK guy don't let us drag or stretch the issue since u said u didn't call me nonsense..... it's ok

donbenedict:
Pls if u want either of the two to win, u go to the voting thread and cast ur vote for one person instead of creating this nonsense..

am sorry
I have just voted
apologies
but u shouldn't have talk to me anyhow

I vote lanicky cc:NLjega

hello all...... who do u think?

Iffffffy:
same thing happened to my dad, rip to him

eyaah such is life my dear.... am sorry about that

I Vote refiner cc:NLjega

I hate them with the whole of my life
Road Safety or thief
?
I was caught this morning by FRSC despite putting on emergency trafficator as my gear box cut off from the engine and I was on my way managing it to the mechanic they still parked me at the end of the day I bribed them with #500 naira....
I hate Road Safety with passion
to me they are not protecting citizens from accident instead they a renal ways on the road to enrich their purse
May God bless Nigeria

cool
hml in advance... beautiful and handsome

Rip Stephen Keshi
ur name can never be erased in the history of Nigeria as the first indigenous coach to win the African cup of Nation for Nigeria as a player and as a coach
ajeji la je laiye
botiwu ki aiye yi dun to
aopada lojo kan
sleep on legend
....tears

simplibaba:
please, do you mill glass in your firm..

yes sir very well

I think this is informative but doesnt work in all instances,my father knows about this method one day he came back from work and went to sleep in his room far from my mums room,so my mum said she heard my dad coughing 3 to 5 times in the midnight but in the morning he had already loss consciousness he later died 7pm in the night and when the autopsy was carried out he died of heart attack,,,,rip to him

I nearly died of sniper in one of my stay in abuja.. it happens that we get many mosquitoes in our room close to bushy area and we use snipper everyday ..then one day I woke up feeling shortness of breath I tot I was the only one but my roommate complain of the same thing we were rushed to the hospital.... it was as if my lungs came out of my body,,we could not walk properly, we were very weak..... since then I no use am again oo
instead I use mortein or mobil fleet

I have one key sir

Helo everyone pls for over a week now I have been having issues with my two months old jetta passat 2002 model, I have taken to mechanic and they told me its a rewire work
They read with machine diagnostic and was told the problem has to do with immobilizer and the key but the rewire is trying to confuse me again by telling me it has entered code..
and how much do they fixed a car that entered code? I don't want to be cheated pls does anyone knows about it? am confused

round the

just saw this on a facebook post. could this be true?

According to a recent law passed in South Africa, all HIV-positive people will be marked near their genitals by year end. They will be marked with an HIV tattoo that will reflect their identity.

President Zuma signed a bill that seems to be the biggest step in the history of time. Jacob Zuma after the signing the bill said,”The mark is to protect those who can’t say no to sex. I mean if you can’t read between the lines, you can read between the legs because there is where the status will be tattooed.

stupid IG... police buy for jerican for my presence before

nairalander pls just want to know
my name is Solomon arase I was the head boy of my class set in 1990 in one secondary school in lagos
I received a call from my old class mate calling me for a re union program
but what is the aim of Reuniting after 20 years out of secondary school I just want to know
thanx cos I don't see any meaning to it that is why am asking

15 hours I remember d day I drove from Ado ekiti to Abuja from 9am till 5pm and I do cab from dat 5pm till 12 midnight date same day I hussle for dating time wella

,,

no good answer yet

I never see answer oooo....chain did answer u pple are sending dia ris god ooo

what is the thing that boys do thrice a day and girls do once in their lifetime pls I need quick answer to win a prize