grim33:
Please send me your WhatsApp contact.

oh, et, oh, et, nine, oh, six,nine, oh, tree, et.......thanks

grim33:
Nice one man . Please don’t eat o . I’ll like to buy one of them , If you don’t mind please.

Alright

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I caught it when it was still very small, now you can see getting bigger.

life still going.

Restructure Nooooow Restructure Nooooow Hack everything hackable let Nigeria go down

RIP To the humble departed soul... #EndSARS #EndSWAT #EndRain #EndFlood

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Criminal Who breaks through wall into a woman's Room caught and beaten by Vigilante groups in Bayelsa

A Notorious criminal has been apprehended and beaten by the Vigilante groups at Bakery Road, Azikoro Town in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State.

According To Report, The Criminal is known for this act for some times around the Bakery Road, Azikoro axis of the Metropolis.
Information gathered from the Convict, unveiled that they were two in number but the other escaped, he also said he hails from the same community and a Faithful member of Salvation Ministries.

The Vigilante groups are yet to hand over the convict to the Police.

1. Always smile when ever you see her 2. Get her what she loves 3. Love her people 4. Give her money 5. Support her 6. Go out with her The Have sex with her which is what you are looking for..

csn01:

Hey, there is no Civil Defence in SARS, all SARS operatives are police officers.
Hey, there is no mopol in SARS, SARS is a police unit. Mopol is a police unit, one can't be in two units in Force OR Service.

Their van has all these units NSCDC and Police.. you didn't check well

Just like the 'Military' which comprised of the Army,Navy and Airforce.
and the ' SARS- (Special Anti Robbery Squad) which also comprised of The Police force ,NSCDC and the Mobile police.

Now my question is, after the removal of the SARS, Can any SARS officer go back to its unit either police or The Nigeria Security and Civil defense Corps (NSCDC)?

Or Their Office or duty is Gone for good?
If that be the case e don red for this people oh.

So someone should put me through.
what is your take?

Every blessed day this page gives the public information about the situation about Corona virus in the country, but suddenly it went blank.

what does it really mean?

Hamzashaf99:


I'm just being funny. But seriously, even I would steal those guavas. What is the OP waiting for?

From your take you can't give apple � oo

Hamzashaf99:
Plant your own tree now, his guava is his guava

you are harsh oo

For those of you who are done with your Programs, what was your major source of finance during your Educational pursuit.
How did you manage to get your Tuition fees, Textbooks, Handout, project, Apartment etc.

What was your major source?

Thank God... people can now serve the 60yr old woman in peace again in peace.

Happy 60th Independence Anniversary Nairalanders, How did you become a Bonified citizen of Nigeria?
A. By birthday
B. By Naturalization
C. By Force
D. E shock you
E. By Registration
F. Specify Others

Mine: E really shocked me, because I just found my self here.

Nigeria is just A fun...

Which happy are you talking about... is it Birthday or Marriage...
in fact Happy birthday to all the people who have been man since 60yrs...

Oh, you are giving me full Long note to write on the Weakness and Achievements of Nigeria So far Regarding to the 60th Independent Anniversary.

Table of Contents

31 Trillions Debts
Corruption
terrorists
No Vision
Insecurity
Confused leaders
ignorance
Killings
lack of development
poor Educational system
Hunger
Poverty
Hike price of Commodity
Kidnapping
Religious Intolerance
Election Rigging
Cultism
No Good Social Amenities
Poor Infrastructure
Miss Use of Resources
wayward youths
currency Value
Prostitution
Etc...


The only thing she has achieved so far is;
Still united as one country.... because we just need to obey the National Constitution

And Someone will stand And declare to the cowntry We are Developing... thunder....

hopefulLandlord:
both are wrong

or 'Have you accepted JESUS CHRIST?

Happy Sunday Nairalanders,
Please let's discuss On These questions, Oftentimes, I do hear most Christians who go out for soul winning preach, but after the word they will ask,
have you given your life to Jesus Christ?

Let's consider the two questions. (Opinion)
HAVE YOU GIVEN YOUR LIFE TO JESUS?: Simply asking Have you died for Jesus? just as Jesus gave his life for. the word 'Give your life' means to lay down ones life. so can you die for Jesus again?

HAVE YOU GIVEN YOUR HEART TO JESUS?:
For me here I think is asking Have you accepted Jesus in your heart, Believe that he gave his life for you.

So for me These two questions should be used properly, I still need a clear explanation on them if there is any controversial thought on this...
HAVE YOU GIVEN YOUR LIFE TO JESUS?
HAVE YOU GIVEN YOUR HEART TO JESUS?
Which is more correct?
Mod;

Someone Sent Me This;

I have pleaded with my wife not to chew gum but the more I plead, the more she chews and it irritate me. Maybe I should just let her go, but I really love her.
What do I do, please help

Though, we have other motives but through my observation I can say who go to church are;
30% to receive miracles
20% to praise & worship God
15% motivated by the word of God
10% to charge their phones
10% to be protected
5% to show their selves
5% not to be judged
5% to make Heaven

Which category are you in?

Happy Sunday Brethren,
According to the Bible, before now God called his servants through voice,other Anointed servants of God,Dreams, appeared to the in the form of Angel.

In today's case how will one know he or she is been Called by God for service.? and what are the mediums God use this days

Not the type some pastors of this days will call you just to come and assist them.. I mean true call for service..

Hello brethren, the dream goes like this.

We were three in number,having a cool time. when a lady gave us practical test at a river shore. but it looks real that I had to pass through tough situations.
I concentrated on my court to have a better result.

The lady stood by the river shore.. Then called the three of us. To prepare a net each then catch fish, the highest quantity will be rewarded. But she never told us what would be the prize. She only told us to mind our personal business that, there will be tough situations but if wisdom being applied you will yield a better result. But she stood like a commander, we all consent to her like followers.

After the instruction She left,
I majestically prepared my net, though the tide went down at that moment (time when the water flows up and down )
I set the net round to have a C shape targeted between the Sand and water.

While setting the net the tide starts coming up with rapid move. I quickly set it, and then match it down to have blockages in order to protect the fish if caught.

It gets to an extend the water brought so many fishes into my net, I was so so glad I had to hurry up and get a bowl then start packing.. But the bigger fishes was at the down side that if care is not taken I will loss them to the tide.

I hurried and packed from the up instead of starting from down. It gets to a point where the water became full. And became scary with different shapes and sounds moving in the water. I looked towards my left I saw an empty container moving with speed as if something is pulling it but no one, later it capsized, this happened like three conservative times I couldn't control my fear again..

But remember, I must get those fishes in the water to have my good results because the greater your fish, the greater your prize. I had to dive in inside the water with my bowl.

But when I get in, some had already escaped while some are getting rotting. I became confused. I had to leave though I pack few of the rotting once but it was so bad... I came up from the water my eyes was filled with tears.. With all my efforts and boldness nothing to show forth.

I sat down at the river shore with so much tears.. When the lady came to me with the other two guys.
Why are you crying young man? asked the lady what is the problem, did you sustain any injury.. I never said any word my head was faced down.
When I heard the two guys, oboy see fish eh.. This guy is really a Fisher man .
I raised up my head.. And see their bowl with just few fishes..
I stood up and ask what happened, they said guy it was too tough for us. While the lady look at my face and smiled then I woke up..

Please do you have any idea about the meaning?
I know many will ask me to pray over it but let me just understand it a little.. so I will know how or where to channel my prayers.. thanks

Zchi1052:

OP so sorry about the lost .I know how it hurts
But where are you from?
And where is the girl from?
Cos it's so necessary to settle what needs to be settled and ur conscience will be at peace as well

we are both from South South Nigeria (Bayelsa)

Poorboy:
Sorry for your lost, but as the family has said move on.

But what about the baby?

I lost the both

Hello Nairalanders, its been a while I was in a grieved and depressed mood, trying to gain back my self.

Let's go straight to the topic.
I will really love you guys to help with your good takes on this issue.

Please don't mind my poor grammar.

Sometimes last year, I was in a relationship with this young pretty girl and later she became pregnant for me. Which I had in mind that we will marry in the nearest future but, yet to settle her bride price.
Though, we really loved each other, I devoted 90% of my effort and time for her genuinely.

Even one of her brothers has met me in different occasions asking when I will see the family but I told him, due to my Assignment and duty location once I settle down I will do that unfailingly.

Let me cut the whole story short.

During her delivery period she passed on while giving birth. I wasn't expecting that though I was really mad. May her soul rest in peace

I asked the brother what will be the next move, he said is to take her home and bury her. within me (just like that?) I couldn't control my tears We took her home and buried her few hours later.

On the fourth day of the burial, my parents asked the brothers and sisters both the elders. so what next they said nothing, after the burial everyone can leave. That was their reply.

My parents was like what of the other side? They said see, we don't want to bother your son we know how they were before the girl died, they really loved each other... If we ask you to pay anything. There is no amount of money paid that will bring back our sister's life so forget, what you people need to do, just stay, observe some rites and traditions like to buy drinks take care of the families and friends.. Till after the normal 8days everyone leaves.

Although, had it been it's in some places the family might not take it likely with me..
I must marry their daughter first,buy wrapper, pay her dowry, pay for the death, I must also prove innocence.

Now the question is, What is the punishment given to a man who didn't pay her lady's dowry before she died in your Place?

In Addition to that, is there any spiritual implications attached to it if a man didn't pay a lady's dowry before she died... Because I'm just scared.

Mod. please I need many takes on this. It will help a brother.

He is from Cross Rivers State,
A commentator, A Cristian Ronaldo's fan.