₦airaland Forum

biacan:
Forget say I be girl I go slap onecorner comot for your body ooo

Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!
Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths.
I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within d next half hour.
Baby giel, enta my lungu lemme satisfy your kitten

Igbo boy. Just too good
Afonjas will be hating now

Ebonyi?
bad man... After mixing igbo wit tutolin for dem, dey will now come out and start shouting they are Jews

Where are the igbos dat usually cheer them up in bombing more pipelines?

biacan:
Not surprise cause davido has always been a dondy

Intelligent boy/girl, What's your greatest achievement?

As long as he pays for the music.

Sharp girl
No time for dulling.
Let nairaland mumu keep shouting karma like it's dere last name.
Who karma epp
Only weak and lazy people believe in karma.

Desyner:
Thank God they didn't end up in Nigerian Army.

Or ipob army

dokiOloye:
Up Biafra

Lol. They dumped Biafran army and went on to fight for US army
Sensible Igbo men don't want anything wit failure else they would have join ipob/Biafra army

Wear leggings and tank top

myners007:
aWESOME PIX...TALENTED SINGERS UNLIKE THOSE ONES MUMBLING JARGONS

when d world shift yansh, shift yansh wit dem.
If na rubbish dem won hear, sing am for dem.
How many omawunmi/timi do you have on your device compared to wizkid/davido?

Rubbish thing to take pride in
Pride that the witches in your tribe are very powerful but they can't help the tribe from their overbearing poverty
lots of powerful witches yet, Libyans are murdering them in hundreds, the ones that make it over the Mediterranean are given out to dogs for sex

So I was going to Ife today and saw a billboard along the road where Oluwo of Iwo was urging Nigerians to patronize made in Nigeria with his newly purchased ivm Jeep and I was like... dafuck is wrong with igbos?
A little business deal went wrong and immediately, our Jewish brothers switched it to Yoruba man attacking Igbo man cuz a Yoruba man doesn't like an Igbo man
Amarabae quickly called her dad to go and close his bank with gtb because gtb is owned by Yoruba and she perceive gtb was attacking Innoson because he's Igbo... So many other Igbos did the same too.

Now the question is, why do Igbos always believe everything is about being Igbo?
If they say, ban suya, the average Igbo man will interprete it as someone not wanting them to eat suya.
if they say, 3rd mainland will be closed today for repairs, an average Igbo man will say they purposely did it so Igbos will not pass not thinking it's a public road where everyone pass.

Igbos, is it selfishness or what?

See mouth like pistol
Enugun

Now I know why Igbo boys don't marry Yoruba girls
How pesin go worwor like diz?
Ibo boys, your worwor no be for diz world oo

And u say you are Jews
Na so Jews dey worwor?

Make I run komot before some sloppy heads come dey pour spit

See as mouth wide like hippopotamus
Ibo girls and woworness...
dem go come get bear-bear join

4kDdullard:
After all these boring epistle of consolation you can only deceive yourself by denying that Nigger area is not a shithole.Nigeria is even worse tha a shithole, it is a hellhole.

Is this gonna be ur excuse to commit suicide?

Could this be lalasticlala?
Just asking ooo

Cow

What's ur location first

If we look very well, we go see say d guy na Igbo.

Jesu!

Igbo kwenu.
Nice news

Nutase:
Why can't Nigerians learn that the camera on your phone is not meant for poking your nose into other peoples businesses. One day una go snap wetin go kill una.

I tire o
Going about snapping people upandan witout dere consent
Just to gather likes on social media

Can only be in South Africa

etrange:
Posting people's pictures just to make mockery of them... I even wonder the kind of joblessness that would make men sit and be discussing make-up on women. Lol

Sissy OP.

Nairaland na junk yard na

Today on Link Up With Dan, We have a lady that is a stateof confusion as she has this to share with us.
Dear Dan,
From ****, I'm writing this with so much anger right now. But first I want to share my little story. I have been dating this guy for quite some months now. He was the love of my life and my perfect twin when we first met. There was no place or event he wanted to attend that he wouldn’t go with me… Same with mine. We were inseparable. We were best friends and had so much love for each other. Just few weeks ago I traveled to see him since I haven’t been to his new place since his transfer at work. I had planned to have the best of a crazy weekend of fun, hot sex and more outings. I was prepared for the fun but never the fight. Our first fight ever began the next day after I arrived. I woke up, made breakfast while he was still asleep and then went to serve my baby in bed. Just after eating, he started picking out his dirty clothes out of the clean ones he had. Just while I turned on the TV to watch, my boyfriend dumped his heap of clothes on the chair and told me to go wash while he strolls out. And I turned and asked what that meant? Only for him to tell me, I’ve been having a great stay and it’s time to work and I bluntly told him No. I definitely wasn’t going to wash his clothes. We’re just dating, I am not his house help or wife. I told him and walked off to sleep.With anger he stormed out of the house, called me later that day to get out before he returns. Guys, what did I dowrong? am I supposed to wash his clothes when his hands are not broken? He wants to end the relationship but I love him badly.What do I do? Are girls supposed to do wifey duties for boyfriends?
Please help me, ‘cus I am really confused.

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