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Crime / Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by ONEjoblessGUY: 9:58pm On Feb 06, 2024
Mystery9:

Do you know how many men of God has been shoot at without the bullet penetrating their bodies?

Oga nah juju.......
Even the Martyr died.......
So what the fk u saying??

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Crime / Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by ONEjoblessGUY: 7:39am On Feb 06, 2024
Jux imagine say nah foreign religion u carry put for head now.......

Probably u would have been long dead too..........

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Seriously Need A Federal Government Job by ONEjoblessGUY: 5:54am On Feb 01, 2024
Moyinoluwa35:

Drop me ur email

adewumiferanmi4@gmail.com......
Family / Re: What Business Can I Start With 5million? by ONEjoblessGUY: 7:37pm On Jan 30, 2024
Ginaz:
please guys, I really need your help and suggestions so I can invest this money well. what business can I do currently in this present economy with 5million. I've been thinking for days but I'm unable to come up with any tangible ideal.


Mobile clinic......
Less Dan 500k.......and u start making good money......
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Seriously Need A Federal Government Job by ONEjoblessGUY: 4:21pm On Jan 30, 2024
Moyinoluwa35:
Register for the both, after that quote me so I can tell you my email where you can forward your printout


Aiit ma......
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Seriously Need A Federal Government Job by ONEjoblessGUY: 12:52pm On Jan 30, 2024
Moyinoluwa35:
Yes sir u can also register for Air Force

Aiit.....
Will get back to u when am done with the reg........
Tho......have was so much money air force but wasn't picked....... nevertheless i will again....

Thanks......
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Seriously Need A Federal Government Job by ONEjoblessGUY: 3:07am On Jan 30, 2024
iwriteall:


U never see anything, me dem scam you fess

Hmmmm......
I don't have money now...........
Jux seeking for helper.......... probably paying back with my salary..........
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Seriously Need A Federal Government Job by ONEjoblessGUY: 3:05am On Jan 30, 2024
Moyinoluwa35:
Sir am sorry the only slot I have now is for army direct short service I don't know if you like force work, if your answer is yes, please kindly go to cafe and register for it

Oh thanks ma.......
But then.......can I get that with my bsc??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Seriously Need A Federal Government Job by ONEjoblessGUY: 9:05am On Jan 29, 2024
Moyinoluwa35:
Gonna cost you little money sir

Pls........have been a graduate since 3yrs with nothing tangible doing..........
Pls.......help me ma......

Even......if it means taking most of my salary
Family / Re: What Language Will My Child Speak by ONEjoblessGUY: 8:47am On Jan 27, 2024
Philip4564:
I'm a Yoruba guy Married to an Idoma lady and we're based in Enugu. What Language will my Child speak growing up.
NOTE. I and my wife communicate in English because we don't understand each other language we met during my NYSC days in Benue state. My wife only speak her language when she's speaking on phone with her family and friends from home and same thing with me. And Also none of us speak Igbo.

Well........ speak Yoruba to your kids.....
Let their mum speak her language too......
There ain't no way those kids wouldn't pick language in their environment.........

They have great advantage if they can understand all those language.......

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ONEjoblessGUY: 10:43am On Dec 21, 2023
Thorby:

75k.
Pls whatsapp the number.

55??
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ONEjoblessGUY: 10:34am On Dec 21, 2023
iwaye4oris:
Am in need of Samsung or lg tv, LCD or led .40k

Make it 50 bro......
I have one I wanna sell......
Sports / Re: Messi Pens Emotional Note On Anniversary Of Argentina's World Cup 2022 Triumph by ONEjoblessGUY: 9:40am On Dec 21, 2023
Wow!!!
Our nairaland is back Ooo.........
I knew Russian and Indian hackers took over......
Btw.......unku seun how much did u pay to get it back??
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad: Iyabo Ojo Counter-sues Naira Marley, Demands N1bn In Damages by ONEjoblessGUY: 5:25pm On Dec 18, 2023
ONEjoblessGUY:
Good!!!
We more than 300m people in 9ja.......
Naira Marley can't be the only mad one.......
Fucking killer........
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad: Iyabo Ojo Counter-sues Naira Marley, Demands N1bn In Damages by ONEjoblessGUY: 5:21pm On Dec 18, 2023
Good!!!
We more 300m people in 9ja.......
Naira Marley can't be the only mad one.......
Fucking killer........

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Business / Re: I Want To Leave For Lagos Soon I Need Advice by ONEjoblessGUY: 3:34pm On Dec 18, 2023
Elstan20:


Because I refused to becoming a tribal bigot like you are abi?

You must be stupid
Business / Re: I Want To Leave For Lagos Soon I Need Advice by ONEjoblessGUY: 3:26pm On Dec 18, 2023
Elstan20:


Coming from a fool who whose username is termed onejoblessguy

Go get a life bro and keep off ❌ from been a tribal bigot poor kid

See the stupid idiat......I supported so he get the maximum advice I seek.........

U never cum to Lagos u dis bitter........oga seat yo ass down for kogi........u can never make it in Lagos.......I repeat u can never make it here!! knuckleheaded bimbo.........
Business / Re: I Want To Leave For Lagos Soon I Need Advice by ONEjoblessGUY: 2:58pm On Dec 18, 2023
OfficialAPCNig:

Ikorodu.

A lot of your brothers are here and they are doing well.

If you count 100 richest people (not politicians) in Ikorodu, Ebonyi people will occupy over 70.

That's how successful they are in Ikorodu.

Jobless fool......
Go find something better to do with yo boring life.......rather than chuckin on things dat wouldn't add anything to yo life.......
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ONEjoblessGUY: 11:04pm On Dec 17, 2023
bizza45:
A friend of mine what's to buy a television and her budget is 40k. Is there anyone who wants to sell kindly quote me

Make she hard 10k........
I go give my recently purchased LG tv 32 inch......
Everything don cost Ooo.......
Health / Re: How Agbo Is Killing Nigerians by ONEjoblessGUY: 3:16pm On Dec 17, 2023
Ok........
Can.........govt pls ban cubana from producing that agbo called odogwu bitter fast!!!

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Career / Re: A Nairalander Graduates From Flying School. by ONEjoblessGUY: 9:59am On Dec 16, 2023
sukkot:
cheesy alaye ma lo shalaye ni mid air oooo

Clown cheesy
U no hear wantin wantin..... cheesy
Romance / Re: Have U Ever Been In This Situation Back Then In School ?? by ONEjoblessGUY: 6:28am On Dec 16, 2023
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Romance / Re: Name One Thing You Learnt How To Do Without Being Taught. by ONEjoblessGUY: 6:18pm On Dec 15, 2023
How to plait hair.......
Even tho.......I'm a guy......

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Romance / Re: My Relationship Of 9 Months Just Crashed by ONEjoblessGUY: 9:36am On Dec 14, 2023
Prettygirl200:
According to him I don't support his dreams, I don't encourage him, that my love for him was conditional, over time he keeps telling me that all the ladies that have come into his life has this tendency of supporting him and all of that, and I happen not to fall in that category, so because of that he keeps comparing and making reference's all the time it's always brings issues between us every now and then.

Some months ago he was facing serious financial problems, and all I was able to do the little I could even though it was chicken change but again he met a lady who did more than I did and the comparison started again, it again brought fights and arguments, off recent he has met a lady who according to him supported him greatly which he told him he has been able to bounce back and things are getting better, after some days he told me thesame lady confessed that she was in-love with me it was after that confession he then told me that he has seen and known how a woman can love unconditionally, that the lady never asked him of anything , that she supported his dreams and is encouraging something I couldn't do. Before then he told me about some things I was doing which he didn't like, I tried to adjust to suit in the woman he wanted me to be character wise that was when he told me I was acting up and pretending to love him because of what I stand to gain from him.

I just got fed up of the whole thing and told him that if the lady is the kind of woman he wants in his life he should be with her, he has always talked about a supportive woman and since I couldn't or didn't fall in that category I decided to let him go in other for me to have peace of mind. So I blocked him everywhere just so it will be easy for me to forget about him and everything, I don't know if I did the right thing?.


Don't u think time........u sat yo ass to type dis long nonsense to seek attention would have been for something meaningful?? undecided

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Sports / Re: 32 Odds Running Game by ONEjoblessGUY: 9:27am On Dec 14, 2023
guobe:

It starts today.please spare cash only as these guys can be tricky sometimes.

Ok.....
Thanks......

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Sports / Re: 32 Odds Running Game by ONEjoblessGUY: 6:23am On Dec 14, 2023
guobe:
Code 5vqnkbf

Pls.....I wantu book dis boss.....
Is it for weekend or it has started already??
Romance / Re: Whats The Intent Of Asking If He Or She Lives Alone Or With Parents.!!! by ONEjoblessGUY: 9:38pm On Dec 13, 2023
Sniper101:

Seriously?

Ok, now please tell me about "how serious" a female would take a guy who pays rent for his self-contain apartment that's located in a shabby part of town and a guy who lives in a 3bedroom duplex that is being paid for, yearly, by his parents.

Tell me that.

Oga........a man with his dad's car should not stand to talk a midst men with personal bikes.........
Romance / Re: Excited! I Finally Did 300 Rounds Of This!! (pics Ins).. by ONEjoblessGUY: 11:42am On Dec 12, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
Took these few minutes after the squats.

So Sweaty and Sweet!

Hoe......
Crime / Re: Teacher Rapes And Impregnates JSS2 Student In Osun State by ONEjoblessGUY: 8:23am On Dec 12, 2023
chiiraq802:
Nice one.
Death to all rapist worldwide.

Dss dey do police work.
Police dey do Agbero work.
Vigilante dey do Dss work.
Army dey do Air force work.
Air force dey do Navy work.
Navy don enter bunkering full time.

Nigeria should be named Comic capital of the world.


Dayum.......
U cracked me up grin grin grin angry
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by ONEjoblessGUY: 6:13am On Dec 12, 2023
Tissyjay:
Neatly used Refrigerator - 100k

Samsung Washing machine, working perfectly - 200k

Treadmill- 170k

Location : Hilltop Estate Abeokuta

Tel: 08039681009
08169448032

Can u close the fridge pls....... wanna see outer side....

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