₦airaland Forum

(in Baba Fela's voice)
E gudu teacher teach somthin and the student make mistakes
Teacher must talk so but oyinbo no talk so
Na support Dem dey support
Na im to say Dem teachin get meanin
Different different meanin
Different different kinds of meanin.

What did one expect from a dribbler and his teacher.
God punish all the people that turned my dear Nigeria to this our present state.

searching4lovee:
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WE TOLD THEM GEJ IS CLUELESS TANOIDS SAID GEJ TILL 2019


WE TOLD THEM HE IS THE MOST CORRUPT PRESIDENT IN THE WORLD TANOIDS SAID HE TRANSFORMED TRAIN AND THEIR BRAIN BACKWARDS

WE TOLD THEM HE ACCEPTED DEFEAT COS HE FEARS ICC TANOIDS CALLED HIM A HERO

WE TOLD THEM IF HE LOOSE THE ELECTION NOTHING WILL HAPPEN, TANOIDS SAID THE MILITANTS WILL BOMB ALL THE PIPELINE

WE TOLD THEM BUHARI IS A MOVEMENT, TANOIDS SAID HE HAS BEEN LOSING SINCE 2003

WE TOLD THEM THE NORTH AND SOUTHWEST ARE THE POLITICAL GIANTS OF NIGERIA, THE MUMU'S SAID WE ARE NORTHERN SLAVES

WE TOLD THEM AMAECHI IS AN AGENT OF CHANGE, TANOIDS SAID HE'S A DRIVER AND AN ERRAND BOY

WE TOLD THEM TINUBU IS THE BEST POLITICAL STRATEGIST IN THE HISTORY OF NIGERIA, Igbos SAID IT IS THEIR COWARD WAR LORD WHO RAN TO IVORY COAST


WE TOLD THEM PDP IS DEAD AND BURIED TANOIDS SAID THEY ARE COMING BACK IN 2019


MORAL OF THE STORY IS : SAI BUHARI

#no matter how bitter you are, the certificateless illiterate will rule you and your family till 2023 [/b]

You don kill people here.

E go still dey do some people like say na dream most especially the great grammariangrammartician a.k.a Mama Peace ti a fi towotowo daruko won.Like e dey do amorica and its slaves in the west when Sir Putin took over Crimea,a vast area of land without firing a single shot.The western leaders still dey get orgasms abt dat sha.

godoluwa:
43 WHAT? DIS WOMAN NO GO KILL PERSON O. EVEN IF U TELL ME SEY NA JUST 1, I GO FEEL SOMEHOW NOT TO TALK OF 43. TOKUNBO OKO SAN JU ALOKU OBINRIN LO. ONE CAN NEVA ENJOY LOVE MAKING TO SUCH WOMAN

E ma da oloriburuku oniranu lohun.

I am a man in my late 30s and I can't say I have slept with up to 20 good and bad women in life let alone 43.We are talking about "etalelogoji nkan dudu nla yen ninu obinrin kan"yeeparipa!!

I'm sorry for the man wey go carry this kind palava for house.

Gynophobia!!

Before the election that got Mr.Morsi elected as Egyptian president,there was a minister from israhell that said that Morsi could win the election but will not rule.The minister of course was one of the european invaders that called themselves jews.They were simply afraid of the Mulism brotherhood because of the Palestinians land that they stole and don't want to let it go.
And 2 years after Mr.Morsi came to power....well the rest is history.

Egyptians should have known better to let Mr.Morsi finish his term and let the good people of Egypt vote him out as we did recently in Nigeria.But no the greedy politicians in Egypt follow their jewnited states of gangster amorica with the mighty order from jewnited gangdom.

I weep for the future of the new generation of Egypt because it would take them decades to have peace.Ask the Libyans.

Of course Mr.Morsi was so wrong to have treated the jew slave Mubarak the way he was caged in court etc.

Now they are trying to pay him back in own coin but forgotten that Mr.Morsi was legally voted in as the president without any form of rigging.

smh for the egyptians.

This eediot Wale Goofluck should b a gud example what Nigerians can do to Safrican and their cronies.
Let's lynch wake goodluck wherever u find him,he is a sellout and a traitor too.

Sani Abacha would b smilin wherever he is now.
In Sani's voice..O God bring back to helf my fifu.

Is this a threat??
How I wish I was Nigerian president,Mtn LL b nationalized with immediate effect.
Only in Africa especially Nigeria someone can threaten our citizens without any consequence.

O God we need a change.

God will locate her and bring her back to her parents ijn.

But wait ooo,where was her parent or guardian when she was being abducted and carried/stolen away.the person that took her to the church must be flogged and jail for few days with hard labor until the girl would be found.

This is what baba Fela called"sense wiseness".

Following....

Still following.....

Pls let us know how much will it cost to build this kind of house.From the beginning to the end with painting and finishing.

Thank you.
But I'd like it to be an open discussion here for others to be able to benefit.
I'd only like to know the estimate for now,just the figure pls.

Astondejumor:
I can refer you to someone credible on niaraland with the profile name segzy14 he has similar project and write up

I'd like to build up to 30 rooms/studio apartment in Abeokuta for a student hostels/residence or a hotel.
I'd like to know how will it cost to erect such a building apart from the cost of the land.

Any idea will be appreciated.

LAZY.

silvoice:
Nigerian Tailors & Disappointment: Work Hazard Or Laziness?

Since I was born, now I'm getting old, I've never given a local fashion designer (tailor) a material and had the clothing delivered on time without one or two stories. What's your experience with them? Is it the nature of the work or are most of them lazy?

Even blame the world for Nigeria to have inept "I don't give a damn attitude than to embezzle as much"president as the head.

Arch1:
What happened to the fictitious ceasefire deal that the Federal government ridiculosuly claim to have negotiated with Boko haram.

The security of our country is at an all time low, no thanks to president Jonathan, the weakest commander-in-chief in the whole world who will always give excuse and blame others for his own failures.

Blame opposition parties
blame past administration
blame Buhari
blame the North
blame moslems
blame Yoruba
blame America
blame South africa

Who knows wether na the guy sef get the belle.Woman wey dey carry 7 month belle dey enter another man hotel room la.

One can actually vote many times(9ja thing)if u have VPN.Just simply clear off ur history data and change ur ip and then vote again.
Help one of ours.

Atiku is only there to contest and lose in arrangement with "i don't give a damn president".It's all be arranged.
God is watching all you polithiefians in 7D.

Yes many nigerians don't understand what is depression.Infact many people are depressed in Nigeria or africa at large, if you put their living standard into consideration and people's stress and complains about life in general.
I have been depressed since I was a kid.Only God knows why He is stilling keeping me here.I have thought many times about suicide since I was maybe 11-12 years old and now I'm in my late 30s and the thought never go away.But I am just managing it since I know and completely understand that it's the worst thing one can do unto himself.
Moreso, I still have a mother and now I have a 4yr old beautiful son now but my wife is nothing to talk about which doesn't make anything easier.But since I came from a polygamous home, I try not to file for divorce, just because of my little boy.
Well God knows the day I come and He surely know how I will depart from this cruel world.

Peace out.

NB.
I'm at Onelife97@mail.com/onelife97@outlook.com if anyone would like to talk.

I used to bedwetting until 17 goin to 18, I cried many times and got depressed as a kid.it just got stopped suddenly, nobody really helped me but mocked me.
Polygamous home, as evil as it can be.

Ile.

Nigera moonwalking since 1976 that Nigeria had the chief "monkey of owu" as head of states.His legacy atrocity lives on.

I think the man should just move on if he can calculate what he thinks he ll lose by staying away from an abusive woman.
Anyway marriage is just a bullshit that no man should really get into.talking from experience.
My 1kobo to all men, never ever get married to any woman no matter how angel like she looks.there is always the devil thing in her.
Don't get sckud of fcukd and think u have met the best.of course u ll always get the best when in a relationship b4 marriage and after marriage, hmmm, na OYO u dey oo.

Actually talking from experience, no woman is a wife material.just kids factory and pocket drainer.