₦airaland Forum

tchidi:
Here's mine....made this last week.

E be like say na igbo woman I go marry now.

Hunger runs in immediately I saw ur cooking...yum yum.

Nigeria na curse country.We the youths can break the curse by uniting and fight thus old men in our politics.

I read the proposed ministerial of Buhari's cabinet,I can't nut weep the more for my dear country.
The same old goats that have bn eating our national yams have bn nominated again for ministerial posts.From Fashola to Amaechi et Al.
Which way my people??

Sobbing....

Yomieluv:
One sagem like this[b],if plugged,it won't display charging,but once I remove it,it will show battery charging..[/b]

It become unnecessary hot,that most time I wrap it with handkerchief before putting it in my pocket.


The phone show me shege!

The funniest post I read here today.

Yomieluv:
One sagem like this[b],if plugged,it won't display charging,but once I remove it,it will show battery charging..[/b]

It become unnecessary hot,that most time I wrap it with handkerchief before putting it in my pocket.


The phone show me shege!

The funniest post I read here today.

Nokia Lumia 930.The only thing I love about the phone is its live camera.nothing else really.

Nokia Lumia 930.
It looks great though,I just don't know why I don't enjoy using the phones like Samsung s5 and s6.And to put salt into the injury it fell off my hands just last weekend while takin pix with my family at disneyland paris.
The only thing I really love about the Nokia Lumia 930 is its live camera.Nothing else really.

What about if a man has been calling u gay and all,and his wife wooed u;won't u Bleep the sh..it out of her so that she can pass the message to the stupid husband to mind his own biz and stop spreading unnecessary rumours about another man.

lekjons:
these people ain't black, u need to see a friend of mine, u can't differentiate his skin from the hair on his head!

Pinshure or adonbilivit

lekjons:
i've been laughing since the moment i saw the title of this thread(even b4 i opened it), wait lemme laugh finish,;

op u need a destiny resetting slap!, wait make i laugh small again

Do you truely love her?
if 'yes' then break up with her(she isn't yours), if 'no' or 'not really' then don't break up with her, start dating another girl secretly(if u want), then pretend as if u see no thing, just keep her as a side chick(without her knowing), who knows, konji might catch u 'hands up' someday and ur real girlfriend may not be around or forming(u know all those 'i'm on my period' ish?), she'll save those days..

afterall that's what b!tches are for.. c'mon be a NIGGA!

Best answer for the mumu op.
@op my judgement is this either u like love or lust with the said bia.tch,no matter any kind of feelings u have for the idiot,don't leave her yet and don't allow her to get into ur head,mind or anything just continue f.ackin the s.hit out of the useless gurl. Until one of u get tired and say byebye.in the meantime make sure u have numerous side chicks.If u haven't bn womanising b4,get it goin now.Girls don't deserve to be taken serious or pampered.

lalasticlala:
http://www.thetrentonline.com/reno-omokri-24-things-jonathan-did-in-his-first-100-days/

And then the hunger continues in the land.

I neither can blame the students for their grievance nor the doctors for their negligence but the school authority and the goat government that has been eating state's yam and take students' health insurance buy pure water step down.They subsequently failed to equip the health institution which has led to many deaths.
Hence,the students should divert their grievance and annoyance to the school authority and let the doctors come bk to work to prevent more deaths.

RIP.

Rip bruh.

BiafranNigerian:
Countless times, girls do visit me, we hang out together and even go to club. When we get back home, I show them to the guest rooms. There are other men like that. The fact that your girl slept in another guy's house does not mean she had sex with him, may be the guy does not even find your girl appealing. I realized that we judge others based on our weaknesses.

OP, the core reason you believe that no guy can allow a girl to sleep in his apartment without having sex is because you do not trust yourself to sleep with a girl in a room without having sex. Work on your insecurity and you will trust others.

Are you kidding...what's wrong in saying the truth if she was ever truthful b4.She is a f.ck.ING LIAR.

@op,as ur name implies.U r really a pet and at the same time solo (when yoruba pple call u solo,dat means u r a maga or have bn magaed recently).
Ur gf cheated and lied,u caught her then she come bring suicide stunt and u as a maga believed her.Walai u don die for am.
#forevermaga

Aluwe o ja si gutter
E wa wo ko to lo.

I believe that the gods can eat everything as far it's also edible and safe for human consumption.
We are only giving them what our ancestors used to eat and give them too.but now it's different,we eat everything to everything.Irunmole can as well.

We the youths of Nigeria should forget about someone that ll come and probe these corrupt and unrepentant thieves.We should take the law in to our own hands.
Lynch any politician you see around in your region from local govt chairmen to governors,senators,hons,any politician or govt cronies and remember don't spare any of their families or close associates.
It is obviously the only way to clean Nigeria out of this mess we've bn living in since time immemorial.
All of them are faking corrupt including Buhari himself.

How can Buhari never talked about probing OBJ IBB ATIKU ABDULSALAM ABUBAKAR ABACHA family TINUBU FASHOLA ORJI KALU OTEDOLA DANGOTE AND numerous others.
We are on a long thing.

Wahala dey o.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Nigga go get ur s*hit toget her and stop forming Mr. Handsome here.

The person must have bn carried away in his/her thought while listening to music on the phone hence,he /she didn't realise that the music has stopped playing.And the music was stucked in the brain and didn't realise he was Justin listening to the music from the brain and not from the phone and then alas!back to life,phone is gone.

A welcome development in every part of Nigeria including previous administrations of IBB,OBJ,a Lil part of Abacha and most especially the jagua looking peace committee man AbdulSalam Abubakar.

@Aminat,o bad o.

I understand he/she dresses like a woman everytime.But what about other features like,hips,protruing of d.ick and whatever?what abt the voice??
Can't someone easily detect a male from female?

dominique:
If you know that you cannot erect structures that will not endanger people's lives, by all means DONT! The rickety looking bridge was constructed by one of those polithiefcians to score some cheap points. The evil contractors constructed with extremely substandard materials. The ĺevel of wickedness in this country is just disgusting.

Until we the youths are really ready to lynch those goat bastards that have been eating our national yams with no remorse,this and others will continue.
Eye sore indeed.

upgrade to Windows 10 and then use antivirus,I use avast.

I weep for my country oo.Nigeria where hath thou.
Corruption don eat everything so tey we come dey see am as normal.

Walai na revolution sure pass for this country.

Let's we the youths put our tribalism together and unite;mobilise ourselves and kick all the politicians we know in every of our respective region.
Operation kill them all.

Who says this is propaganda?the money that is really missing is way much more than this.

because u still think u love her right,try Bleep her few times and see if u still do really love her.

Even though u think u still love her,it ll be in ur best interest to let her go away or go to blaises and forget about her for your own goodness.
Na badluck and bad market she be.

proxillin:
My friend’s wedding is coming up by next month. I am to be one of his men in suit.

I noticed they are quarreling recently. He opened up to me yesterday.

They are looking for a DJ to play at their reception, so his wifeToBe got a number of one DJ, added him on whatsap and they started chatting. My guy trusted the lady that she is just doing business chat with the DJ.

One day, my friend was going through her whatsapp chat with the DJ. The WifeTB told the DJ that she needs the service of the DJ for her friend’s wedding. She didn’t tell the DJ she is actually the one wedding.

The DJ started asking her out for date. She agreed to meet the DJ for a date somewhere.

My guy saw all that, yet he kept quiet and didn’t want to raise the issue with the lady as their wedding is close, before people start saying he is jealous, he is spying on his girl blahblah.

But my friend could not endure the whole thing again when the DJ started calling her repeatedly. They engage in confidential phone calls. She will be laughing…all Yes No Yes No Ok.. Ok hmmmm conversation, so that someone nearby will not understand what they are saying. At times she excuses my guy to go and pick the DJ’s call.
My guy finally confronted her, why all conversations with the DJ are not business and formal. Why is she hiding things from him?

The wifetobe went mad she alleged my guy is jealous, wrongly suspecting her.

My friend told her, he actually read their chats where they agreed to go out on a date.
That’s when she admitted that he actually asked her to meet him somewhere for a hangout.
She said she had nothing in mind for him. She is only going to meet him as friend at a restaurant. Nothing is going to happen. It’s just a harmless date.

My friend opened up to me that he regretted making decision to marry her. He told me a lot of things that he can’t cancel the wedding again. He will be part of the wedding, but after the wedding, he will start f***cking girls. He will make life difficult for her.

I told him, it’s better to remain single than to go into a hateful marriage.
Deep down in me, I can’t advise him to cancel the wedding.
I have summoned them for a meeting to discuss it and settle it. But that lady can be arrogant at times. My peace meeting may or may not be successful.

Is it normal for a lady to go out on a date with another guy just a month to her wedding?

Why can't ur guy cancel the wedding completely and permanently delete the b.itch from his life.
I just had a bitter experience with a 9ja girl after spending around 4 million naira with her in just a couple of months,she lastly told it's over that she won't be able to continue with me.....with a very flimsy excuse because I have been cutting my spending on her due to her behaviours caused by lack of communication and all.
My guy no matter how much ur paddy don spend on that biatch,TELL ME TO FORGET HER AND CANCEL THE WEDDING sharpaly sharpaly.
Let him discuss with any of his family members like mum,dad,borther or sister if they won't force him to cancel the wedding.
The b.iatch don't worth the pain that will arise after the said wedding.And your guy won't probably trust the ho again.
I am very allergic to pple that I don't trust around me most especially a ho.

I don't really know why any Nigerian Will celebrate this bastard called Ibrahim Badmos Babangida,yes I call him bastard.If you don't understand why,go read Nigeria history.
Nigeria was much a better country until the emergence of this Ibrahim Badamis babangida the evil modafukin bastard asshole.
As you ibrahim badmos babangida celebrates your birthday today,may the souls of all the people you have killed by your evil orders and corruption descends on you and all your descedants.May your home never know peace.May your end be worse than Nebuchadnezzar and pharaoh in the bible.As you shattered many families and homes in Nigeria,may your home be shattered to pieces.May all your generations and unborn children turn to prostitutions,drug pushing (of course that is already in your home)until all your IBB family will be shamed.Amin.In Jesus mighty name I pray.Insha Allah so it shall be.Amin.

May Almighty God forgive you all your sins in earth.Continue to rest at the holy place of the Lord.
We will all remember that "na death sure pass".
Rest in perfect peace babe.

O digba o se o.