how does sacking of caretakers affect our salary? sometimes I just wonder how we easily use words on this forum. caretakers are political appointment n ends at d end of every 3months. if he sacks dem or de stay in d LGA, how does that affect us. pls sometimes let's stop elongating dis forum if we ve got no new information to post.

so

my dear, glo is becoming a serial thief in dis aspect. dat was how d stole my airtime n wen I called the customer service representative, d guy told me dat not in can be down dat my money is gone. I guess dis how d make dia profits dat d claim.

Monthly allocation drops by N115.369bn
Ndubuisi Francis in Abuja
In spite of the commencement of production from its newly discovered oil wells, Lagos State may have to wait until crude oil export commences before it joins the league of states benefitting from the 13 per cent derivation principle.
This clarification was made yesterday at Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) meeting.
This emerged just as allocation available for sharing by three tiers of government for the month of July dipped by N115.369 billion to N443.663 billion as against June’s allocation of N559.032 billion.
The reduction was caused by sustained attacks on oil installations by Niger Delta Avengers (NDA) leading to disruptions both in oil production and sales.
The Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Finance, Dr. Mahmoud Dutse-Isa, who spoke with journalists after the FAAC meeting, said Lagos would begin to enjoy 13 per cent derivation when crude export commence from its oil wells.
“Lagos state is yet to start enjoying from derivation principle. When crude oil export commences from the wells, the revenue realised from such wells will be allocated to them,” he said.
For the month of August, the gross statutory revenue stood at N287.819 billion, an amount lower than N538.788 billion received in previous month by N250.970 billion.
“Crude oil export volume decreased by 2.8 million barrels in April 2016 partly because of a subsisting force manjeur declared at Forcados terminals. Also, shut-in and shut down of pipelines at other terminals due to the activities of vandals and for maintenance impacted negatively on production. There was a revenue decrease of $102.17 million in federation export revenue despite the increase in average price of crude oil from $38.64 in March to $42.21 per barrel in April, 2016”, the permanent secretary explained.
From the statutory revenue of N258.151 billion shared, federal government got highest amount N129.212billion, states got N65.538 billion, local government N50.527 billion while oil producing states got N 12.874 billion as 13 per cent derivation.
The balance in Excess Crude Account stood at $3.03 billion.
Source: http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/08/26/lagos-to-wait-for-crude-export-to-enjoy-13-derivation/

my brothers n sisters here present, I am wondering what is happening in our own case ooooo. a friend n colleague in my school CSS Aluu (Kelga) Got his one month pay yesterday. he uses FCMB ooooo. make we pray well oooo

ikem50:
pls rivers state pay others oh , I don't want to be the only that will receive cos I know how it pains when others receive and u don't. so so painful

please sir, which months did de pay for?

I de come back

SECURITY ALERT: Be careful of a sienna Bus or any car that parks in front of you, and ask you to enter, if you refuse to enter, they will accuse you of being *a run away murderer, a wanted 419ner or a Fraudster on security watch list*, their voice will be so loud that passers by will have to unknowingly join them to tell u to enter the bus and follow them to the station.
its a scam, they are kidnappers. This is a new ploy that they use. They do not wear police uniforms they are always dressed in plain clothes, but all they do is to park the sienna bus in front of any person anywhere and accuse such a person of murder,and drag such a person into the bus stating that he/she is wanted at the station. They have used this method lots of times and many have being abducted.
What to do in such a situation:
When they come at u using this format,
Scream aloud, don't run away.
Tell the watchers to look around and call police patrol in normal vehicle or that all of you should walk to the nearest police station.
At worst scream for more people to come to your aid before u can ask for their police identity.
They are kidnappers
many have been kidnapped
Pls pass this message to your loved ones.
*Copied*

my uncle who is VP at Okehi sch, told me dis evening dat de where asked to come sign voucher Tomo. kelga pple any info on our own?

this is not jungle justice. d man should be rewarding for it.

the bride is not interested in the wedding and the groom is running after her to beg her. shikina

may God use thunder to strike evil power or force of hardship who is delaying our alerts.

a friend of mine complain of itching on his anus n also pains on his buttocks wen he sits for longer time. wat is he suffering from. so u claim dis questions are stupid huh? native doctors better pas u. DR's dot beg for questions.

as for making him fall deeply u have to travel to ur village n come back, den cook his food,he has so many female friends around him which he has told me all are ex's.He was a womanizer but told me he has changed. one day too, he will tell another girl ur his ex. girl if he is wat want n wish to have den do it ur way. two kids, former womanizer hmmmm, we de watch

hahaha,,u b truly fake. see u n fake diagnosis. Na God go help u

a friend of mine complain of itching on his anus n also pains on his buttocks wen he sits for longer time. wat is he suffering from.

ur location

finally d ICT department replied my mail, read wat d said cos I inquired about the delay in payment.
Please bear with us, we are receiving thousands of emails a day.

Kindly note this is a general email in order to at least respond to all email queries.

- ICT Department only handles issues regarding Biometric Enrollment, not salary payments.

- If you are enquiring about a missed February salary payment, please revert to Ministry of Finance Payroll Department, ICT Department does not process any salary payments.

- Are you a Civil Servants with Mainstream Civil Service such as UBE or PSSSSB and your payment has not gone thru? You are most likely in Batch 8 which is being processed. Kindly please bear with us as Ministry of Finance processes these payments.

- If we have not responded to your email or text message in a timely manner, we sincerely apologise, please bear with us, as we are working thru thousands of emails and texts, hence this broadcast email is being sent out to those we have not responded to individually.

- If you need information on the Pensioners process please see here for requirements and full schedule:

http://riversstate.net.ng/documents-and-publications/pensioners-documents/

The ICT Dept is here to serve you, and we are sincerely working to resolve all issues as expediently as possible, please bear with us.

Thank you and have a blessed day.

in dis month of August, we shall harvest all we have sown in d last month's. alert must surely come

is a gud thing DAT d alerts have started coming in but y is it only 2months instead of 4months now. hope we will not beg again to receive d odaz.

Chibuking81:
they have not reply the message I send to them since yesternight. I sent it to rvsg.ict@gmail.com or is it wrong address.

even me too, I mailed dem last night but up till now no response.

OK, let's hope dis allocation tin be so real.

pls guyz, am currently having issues with my USB ports, all d 3 none is working n I can't print or even connect flash drive with it. it tells me d USB I connected is not recognized. pls wat do I do

gold360:
@barikay.OK thanks.. I should update it to the month of may .ba?

y not save ursef dis questions by printing from this July to October 2015. still d same amount of money.

kebosky:
OK, let her go and talk to the people there, they might consider her

is her exam going to end before 2pm? If yes den let her go n write her exam first. doz guys start 8-6pm, but if her exam is from 2pm I advice she go for biometric first. as long as ur credentials are complete de must attend to u before d close of work.

mela82:
Pls any person from Etche LGA UBE that have gotten his or her serial number for biomateric should let me know.and if u did not have it can u still go to venue wit out it, can they allow you.


Pls I kindly need ur urgent

Etche UBE has too days, Monday n Tuesday. i think ur HM or principal by now has gotten d list containing d serial number. but if u have tp u can go to d biometric venue to check also cos d names will be pasted dia u will be called in serially.

finally I ve done my biometrics today... Kelga. I read here daily how d time ur scheduled is not adhered to but wen I got dia today menhhhh, d case changed. I left my house very early n got to dia office before 7:30am but to my greatest surprise, d guyz said Kelga will be d last n we should go n come back. at our time. under d rain menhhhhh, human beings are just something else. pls kindly join me thankGod for a successful biometrics. salary loading.......95%