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jesusjnr2020:
When They Tell You That Konji Can Kill You

Has anyone ever told you that konji could kill you if you don't cater to its cravings?

Or that you can't survive for a long time without having sex as a single?

Or did they tell you if you don't masturbate or find a similar avenue to release those urges, that you may suddenly fall sick or even dead?

That's one of the greatest lie ever told because no single person in the history of this world has died just because of konji.

In fact, to the contrary, it is the inability to resist the urges of konji that has killed and wrecked so many lives.

These include, the high and mighty, kings, rulers, judges, emperors, presidents, even some of the most powerful leaders and dictators in history, who couldn't be brought down through any other means but for their proneness to konji.

One of them, Samson, the strongest man to have ever lived, who was the judge of Israel at the time. It was through the snares laid up for his konji, that his enemies were able to catch and finally tame the man who hitherto proved indomitable to them. After all attempts to capture and subdue him with their military might proved abortive because of his unusual strength, it only took a prostitute for them to crack his security code, after which they caught him, ripped off his eyes and rendered him permanently blind.

Who can also forget the powerful general that once terrorised this whole nation and held it to ransom, brutalising or even murdering anyone he considered an opposition or whoever spoke up against his tyranny, including Fela Kuti, M.K.O. Abiola and his wife, Kudirat Abiola?

He seemed untouchable at the time, however it was his weakness regarding his konji that was used as a bait to lure him to his death, as the powerful general shamefully died on top of prostitutes while trying to satisfy his konji.

These are just a few examples of the high and mighty that konji has brought low when allowed to be in control.

Therefore don't believe the big lie that Konji will kill you if you don't satisfy it because Konji is insatiable.

So trying to satisfy konji, would only lead to konji growing bigger and more powerful, until konji gets out of hand and turns into an uncontrollable killer monster.

That's how in the quest to satisfy konji, some people are now raping infants, having sex with same sex, animals, trees, or whatever they could lay their hands on, and the worst part is that they still end up miserable, frustrated or even dead because konji can never be satisfied.

It's only when you allow konji to control you that konji can kill you.

So no gree for any konji this year or next!

God bless

Stale

robosky02:
AFCON 2023: Nollywood actress Nancy Iheme offers Stanley Nwabali 'SOLID 3some' for penalty heroics



Nancy Iheme may have got the best appreciation for Stanley Nwabali after his penalty heroics against South Africa at AFCON 2023.

Nollywood actress and celebrity Nancy Iheme says Super Eagles hero Stanley Nwabali deserves a sexual appreciation for his penalty heroics against South Africa at AFCON 2023.


Nigeria qualified for the AFCON final via a 4-2 penalty shootout win against the Bafana Bafana, and Nwanbali was the star man saving two penalties to secure the Super Eagles final spot.


Stanley Nwabali during the penalty shootout against South Africa
The goalkeeper's exceptional performance has been received with wild acclaim from Nigerians, who can't help but celebrate their new revelation that has brought smiles on their faces.


From Nigerian celebrities to fans both within the country and in the diaspora, Nwanbali has seen his fame and social media platforms skyrocket to immense numbers, and some even offering him gifts in monetary and sexual forms.

One is Iheme, regarded as one of the hottest celebrities and Nollywood actresses.


Nancy Iheme
Commenting on Nwabali's Instagram post for his unbelievable performance, Iheme gave an offer that has got everyone talking.


AFCON 2023: Stanley Nwabali's admirer photoshops herself as his wife, says she is his 'one and only'
"This is a game I’m born to play. A night to remember!!! I felt every bit of it!! Brick by brick and dreams are coming true. No love lost at all. I still love South Africa as much as their fans loves me. My name is Nwabali Stanley Bobo and I love this team 🇳🇬 with all my heart," wrote Nwabali as his caption after his heroics against South Africa.

In response, Iheme commented, "You deserve a solid 3some, best keeper."


Nancy Isime's comment on Nwabali's Instagram post
Other celebrities also reacted with some words of appreciation for his outstanding display. Here are some comments below.

"Hero" - Davido


"Congratulations my dear. You are my man of the match. I am so so so proud of you. you have done e so so well," wrote Nigerian legendary goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama.

"National Hero ❤" - Popular musician, Patoranking.


"ABEG PASTE ACCT NO!! You deserve my bankruptcy 👏" - Comedian, Crazy Clown.

Lalasticlala mynd44 mukina2
https://www.pulsesports.ng/football/story/afcon-2023-nollywood-actress-nancy-iheme-offers-stanley-nwabali-solid-3some-for-penalty-heroics-2024020812022902508

Rubbish

VeryWickedMan:
I'm not travelling out but I want to sell my gen urgently

35k
Everything in order
Comes with new spark plug
Oil based lubricant available

U say 35k
Make I give u 35,600 @least u go use d 600 go report Ur self for station say u sell condem engine oil for a Nigerian in this Tillibu government

[quote author=nlfpmod post=128354693][/quote]God is in control

thevoicenews:
Video of Super Eagles Semi final stadium Entrance (video)

Watch video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3NJX51a29o

So this one na news now
Them for show the video of the toilet too nah since news no de again.....
God pls save Nigeria from the evil going on in this country amen!!!

Racoon:
https://dailytrust.com/abuja-under-threat-senate/

The government are the sponsors of these terror organisation called "terror" because I can't imagine the consistent operations of this evil in almost every where in Nigeria without them being apprehended .

multiplatforms:
NAFDAC: Civil Society Groups hold "let the poor live" protest in Abuja over ban on sachet alcohol, beverages

...calls for immediate sack of DG

Kia Nigeria
Everything just get K-Leg

hisexcellency34:
https://thenationonlineng.net/no-kidnapper-bandit-can-ambush-me-with-my-authority-oluwo-boasts/

I like his courage but why are Yoruba allowing this monster of terror reign in Thier domain
Haba it's too unfortunate ....iam from Delta state & I believe the Yoruba are part of us too ( we are southerners ) this barbaric situation must stop!
These evil of Fulani or whatever they call them should be eliminated haba

SojWORLDWIDE:
https://www.thecable.ng/police-raid-criminal-hideouts-kill-notorious-bandit-in-abuja/amp

Òtì lò
Make him go ask devil who give am that name

chisomkachy:
Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7990669/electricity-grid-collapses-again

These so called leaders will always tell lies to cover up Thier mischief .
Only God will salvage what is left of the destruction left by these evil leaders of NIGERIA

VeryWickedMan:
I just got back from my multi billion dollar partnership deal with Sportybet last night and decided to wash it down with a nice kpekus so I scanned Ipodo axis and found this Hajjia with big bumbum strolling down the road.

I should have known something was off because of her deep voice but I thought it was just hormones. Also, when she went to pee when we got home, I peeped my bathroom crack for her boobs but lo and behold, she was backing the peep hole while standing to pee.

I ignored it that maybe it was Islamic customs for female pee or she knew I might be peeping.


I slept off without touching her because I was too tired so the next morning she woke me up with a hot slap to settle her. I said I won't pay a dime because we didn't do anything so she started shouting. So I said we should do something but she refused that she only bleeps at night. I had to call my neighbour Chukwuebuka and we held her down and lo and behold Chukwuebuka screamed and ran away after he mistakenly grabbed her hairy balls leaving me to my fate.

I followed suit and screamed for help before my landlord ran out of his maid quarters with only boxers along with some passerbys that helped to also apprehended her (now he).

He fought with all his might and I suspect that he must have worked on site as a labourer because he was difficult to subdue.


Hajjia is now Akeem.

Oh man u funny no be small

Kobicove:
I don't even know what to say

This is in "mourinho voice"

Gistblog9ja:
Nollywood actor Yul Edochie is telling social media audience how he feels about second wife, Judy Austin.

Yul Edochie shared a photo about his second wife with the captions below:



https://www.instagram.com/p/C2ue5thoVnS/?igsh=anJtOHhubnozY3A5

Shebi de say him na pastor abi i know understand wetin him mean or what
Pls I need more education on this man pls

Thissystem:
Terrible!

Very terrible , very very awfull & irritating
Just 2minutes infact what did d actor enjoy in this evil act of his now

Y NA NOW THE SO CALLED INEC STAFF WHOM ARE DUE TO RETIRE WAN DE HUSTLE FOR ANOTHER JOB?, Y NA THIS TIME WHEN ELECTION DON REACH? Y Y Y Y Y Y Y.......?
EDO PEOPLE PLS PROTECT UR VOTE because THE DEVIL IS ABOUT TO COME , STEAL & DESTROY....
THIS GOVERNMENT hmmmmmm

THE LADY MAH NA MASQUERADE

paulolee:
no vex jhoor...dier post de pain me dts Y..

I understand u joooor no vex....people sabi talk anyhow just because de get data to post online

paulolee:
yes you can say its a waste from the sporting aspect because of his age but city may be looking more at the business aspect of having messi jus like cr7 deal to juve..
you dnt have any idea about how EPL and city fans are hoping to see messi play in EPL and city wants to cash out on that and also having messi in this city squad would give them a big shot in winning all cups in England and the UCL...

Y u de quote people nah.....abi u be messi agent on nairaland

Na him choice nah

hmmmmmmmm they hav started again, in no time they[ they knw thier self ] will start killing for the tree ; and if any one dare go to destroy such tree, bomb! will be d other of the day......i knw them very very well

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