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Culture / Re: What Are Some Of The Weird And Funny Names In Your Language/Dialect? by onuwaje(m): 4:47pm On Aug 31, 2017
Efewestern:
ephoto - picture
Edeki - Market day
Emuejor - For meant for the gods
Orkrekre - Short person (I don't know o, but I find this name funny)
Emu - Food
Buluku - Skirt (the type our granny wears) (I still remember one girl bearing this name in my primary school, grin Good old days)

make I pause here.

onuwaje might add more weird names to the list.
Itsekiri funny names

Ogun-eran that's my family nickname it means 20 meat
Kosini (council)
Adan (bat)
Ipi (masquerade)
Areyenka (u nr fit trek d world)
Ashorkpinmi (talk talk tire me)
Eyeoyibo (Oyibo life)
Udayibo (sword or Oyibo sword)
Ojobon (market day)

Ukubeyinje (death dn spoil arrangements lol)
Edemadiden (yellow man)
Omadudu /Okorodudu(black child)
Ometie (small pickin)
Meatseaghanrun ( i nr do anybody anything) lol

Mabiaku (nor die with suffer)

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by onuwaje(m): 9:59am On Aug 31, 2017
VivaLaByke:
Transfer deadline day.....and I still feel like doing what I felt on August 1st.



































Hitting Bartomeu and Robert Fernandez with a cricket bat. angry angry angry


Mine is with RPG
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by onuwaje(m): 10:58pm On Aug 29, 2017
nathaniel007:
Barcelona want to trade Andre Gomes for Angel Di maria (rac1)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by onuwaje(m): 9:55pm On Aug 29, 2017
hardwerk:
why loan marlon when una pique na shit and mascherano na grandpa?
D problem is not those at the helm of affairs

The problem is those supplying those at the helm of affairs that weed
Culture / Re: How Well Do You Understand Other Dialect Of Your Language? by onuwaje(m): 8:57pm On Aug 28, 2017
Efewestern:
How Well do you understand other Dialect of your language?

URHOBO: The urhobo language is spoken in Delta State and Some part of Bayelsa. below are some dialect of urhobo I understand.

General Urhobo : This is the urhobo generally accepted by everyone

Uvwie : the uvwie dialect is spoken in Places like Ekpan, Effurun, Ebrumede e. tc, I clearly understand this dialect even thou am not that perfect, I can communicate clearly with it (Novice thou).

Dialect I Find Difficult to Understand;

Isoko: although the Isoko dialect is a language on it's own, it still remains a branch of the urhobo language.

Okpe: The okpe Dialect is like Spanish to some of us, even fratermathy can't decode it without counting the words grin, the dialect Is closely related to Uvwie and Isoko than general urhobo language.

Fratermathy and Sanchez01 how well do you understand other urhobo dialect?

Onuwaje, since itsekiri has one dialect, how well do you understand ondo and ijebu language?


I have not heard the Ijebu dialect befre but I believe if i do i will understand


The Ilaje dialect is almost d same with the Itsekiri language..


As for the Okpe part. The thing thick die o

I think the Okpe x Itsekiri use common words/names most of the time because one of my Uncle's name is also an Okpe name.

+I have seen Okpe people bearing Temisan/Tosan


Uvwie Dialect anoda thick one lol...



I also heard Ofoni dialect ia deadlyn too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by onuwaje(m): 4:03pm On Aug 28, 2017
VivaLaByke:
Well...Coutinho is coming.


Robert said we are signing two more players.


Who's the second? undecided

Marco Asensio



Quote me and die

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by onuwaje(m): 5:27pm On Aug 24, 2017
VivaLaByke:
Ousmane Dembele is approximately a billion times better than Marco Asensio.
Bros

That 2 goals e score still de ring o

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Oil Spillage In Niger Delta Communities by onuwaje(m): 11:13pm On Aug 22, 2017
Efewestern:


controlling our resources won't solve our problem 100%, but it will help in reducing such disaster, We can react fast to any oil spillage, repair faulty pipes, compensate affected communities e. tc.

The federal government failed us.



Vandalization ? we blame our people a lot without taking the fight to the central government who rob us daily, oil companies careless about our land, the do whatever they want.

NNPC?, are they still functioning?

Oil spill.is both our faults why do i say so

1. Have u heard of vandalism (pipelines) in advanced countries? Ur guess is as good as mine
2. What re the measures taken to ensure that vandalism is reduced?


Let's not go into govt cos d gist wont end
Politics / Re: Photos Of Oil Spillage In Niger Delta Communities by onuwaje(m): 9:26pm On Aug 22, 2017
Efewestern:


Cc:

fratermathy
onuwaje
Sanchez01
amberon
iamtobore
ophare
izonpikin

mods: lalasticlala
seun

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/south-south-regional/210020-10-delta-communities-battle-nnpc-alleged-oil-spill.html

http://punchng.com/oil-spillage-bayelsa-community-sues-eni-in-italy-2/

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/01/tension-over-n-delta-worst-oil-spill-in-a-decade/

https://ejatlas.org/conflict/massive-oil-spill-at-ilaje-communities-nigeria

http://www.waado.org/Environment/OilSpills/NigerDelta/Ilaje-second.html

Crude oil in the developing world is like a curse to us. U don't see things like this in the developed world.


That aside we are also to blame.
Pipeline vandals
Outdated pipes d list goes on. This wud take a 1000 years to restore itsef

What is d function of NNPC?

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Culture / Re: Re: Chief Banned By Oba Of Benin by onuwaje(m): 8:00am On Aug 22, 2017
ritababe:
ok

Big sis long time
Culture / Re: Chief Banned By Oba Of Benin by onuwaje(m): 7:34am On Aug 22, 2017
Yesterday there was a video circulating on nairaland that Oba of Benin Banned a Chief of Benin Kingdom and other sorts
See the link below

https://www.nairaland.com/4002033/oba-benin-banishes-chief-ogiugo#59677327



Well having gone through my own investigation here is what i found out

1.I dont think d man is a chief
2.If he is a chief he wouldnt dare wear coloured clothe to d palace... They only wear white
3. Basically the chiefs were were escorting him out of d palace and placing curses on him too.... All chiefs has wat dey call akhase(talk and do/happen) that wat each was holding why swearing for him and his generations why escorting him out of d palace


Cc: HungerBAD
Efewestern

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Culture / Re: Oba Of Benin Banishes Chief Ogiugo After Cursing Him (Video) by onuwaje(m): 10:07am On Aug 21, 2017
HungerBAD:


They were guns or ironsmiths and according to folklore,they sold weapons to the enemies of Bini Kingdom and so were banished.

The Uneme people are very touchy about this subject,and ironically they have the most beautiful ladies in Edo and it is either a man from their place marry them or a stranger from outside Edo.

But never any tribe from Edo State.


Ok there is also one tribe i heard about.

That every man who bare a pretty girl must give it to an oba. That one man refused and d Oba swore with a calabash that as he breaks it on the floor so shall d man's lineage be scattered.

I heard the tribe is found in several Lga of Edo


I have forgotten the name

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Culture / Re: Oba Of Benin Banishes Chief Ogiugo After Cursing Him (Video) by onuwaje(m): 8:54am On Aug 21, 2017
BrightEye:
no matter what the chief did, someone among those people has done or is doing worse.
Its a matter of who gets caught

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Culture / Re: Oba Of Benin Banishes Chief Ogiugo After Cursing Him (Video) by onuwaje(m): 8:52am On Aug 21, 2017
HungerBAD:
This is serious.

Although i am not Benin,but i have a very strong respect for the Benin Monarchy.

What we just witnessed is a rarity,and as regards tradition,something very powerful.

The curse the palace placed on the people of Uneme (In Akoko Edo)still follows them more than a 100 years later.

And that is why in Edo State,they are referred to as the "Rejected People" and no other Edo Tribe gets married to them.

Just curious,has his offense been made public?
Is it that tribe that he broke a calabash on their matter over a hidden bride?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by onuwaje(m): 11:49pm On Aug 20, 2017
modextus:
Ramos see's Red again
That one na news?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by onuwaje(m): 5:19pm On Aug 20, 2017
VivaLaByke:
Rudiger is awful...Lmao.cheesy

U shud see d clip when Perisic almost sent him to d abyss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by onuwaje(m): 12:25am On Aug 19, 2017
VivaLaByke:
After watching some Youtube compilations of Paulinho in China.

I can confirm that he has inexhaustible lungs,we got ourselves a brown Kante.


Now we only need to get a good attacking midfielder to pair him with because that guy has the brains of a dead fish.



























Wow....He really is the brown Kante. grin

Whats is age again
Phones / Re: Infinix Set To Launch Infinix X559 HOT 5 And HOT 5 Lite See Specs Below by onuwaje(m): 3:22pm On Aug 18, 2017
Sakie:

Me I clicked on the system updates option in settings and was provided a link to download

Can i see a screenshot
Phones / Re: Infinix Set To Launch Infinix X559 HOT 5 And HOT 5 Lite See Specs Below by onuwaje(m): 1:07pm On Aug 18, 2017
tshabaea:


Plz tell me how you upgraded to Nougat... Coz I want to upgrade my hot 4 to Nougat too

They sent me an update notification

Its 1.5gb so u better have alot of data

Phones / Re: Infinix Set To Launch Infinix X559 HOT 5 And HOT 5 Lite See Specs Below by onuwaje(m): 7:09am On Aug 18, 2017
Only difference with the hot4 is d 4G and fast Charging.


No need to buy cos i also upgraded my hot4 to Nougat
I will pass
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by onuwaje(m): 10:23am On Aug 17, 2017
We dn de turn Acmilan
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by onuwaje(m): 7:45am On Aug 17, 2017
Defeat leaves a sour taste (except this particular one cos we actually need it)

Zidane is the Pep they never had.


It is very clear we need an overhaul by now we shud be talking of our 5th signing.. we shud look at Ac Milan..

Those of us talking about pre season bla bla bla


Have u taken time to view the Barça bench?


If Suarez injure who go replace am?



Madrid are at their apex right now so we shud haul our board


I miss Laporta
Car Talk / Re: Share Your First Driving Experience On The Road by onuwaje(m): 7:35am On Aug 14, 2017
After i registered i was expecting the guy to say "come back tomoro" he said lets go lol

We got to the car and e said
"Enter driver seat"

I say " for wetin" lol

He force me enter o lol

We entered after all d bla bla bla he said i shud start d car and start moving

When dis car jerk

See me reciting Psalms 23 lol..


During the driving process see d way d guy was turning ma hand sef eh


In my eyes i was driving well o but on ground i dn jam two keb stones

Almost send one keke napep to the other lane..


Nr be now sha. Tho d last time i drive car na last yr

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by onuwaje(m): 7:34am On Aug 14, 2017
After today's game.

It is clear we need

RB
CM
LWF/RWF
CB



With 80million im sure we wud geg these from south America
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by onuwaje(m): 7:32am On Aug 14, 2017
PianoWizard:
watching the highlight again,,

Real madrid second and third goal is ter stegen's fault.
How?

Those goals wud beat any goalie
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by onuwaje(m): 11:53pm On Aug 13, 2017
Don't forget that as u wake up
Paulinus Amadi will be joining us from the East grin


This season will be like Frank Rijkaard's last season



I feel it grin grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by onuwaje(m): 11:02pm On Aug 13, 2017
elrony:


Keep kwayet will you!!!... cheesy

Trust me this defeat leave very sweet taste for mouth

E do me like say barca win
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by onuwaje(m): 11:00pm On Aug 13, 2017
elrony:
Useless club grin grin grin

D club aint useless

Bartomeu is pls
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by onuwaje(m): 10:55pm On Aug 13, 2017
This is the first time i have felt happy that we were defeated by Real Madrid (no jokes)


Infact we need to lose anoda 8 straight games

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by onuwaje(m): 10:47pm On Aug 13, 2017
I love dis defeat


Fucking board

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by onuwaje(m): 10:41pm On Aug 13, 2017
Ronaldo and oversabi

Who send am to pull shirt now

Pfft
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by onuwaje(m): 10:40pm On Aug 13, 2017
2nd leg wud be interesting

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