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FamilyRe: I Need A Help In The House,is It Good To Use My Wife Name To Buy Land? by onyeego(m): 8:17am On May 27, 2013
Do u have kids with her?
BusinessRe: Help With Registering A New Company by onyeego(m): 8:05am On May 27, 2013
Yea, just give d money to a lawyer it covers everything.
Since u are in Lagos there are alot of good lawyers who are members of Nairaland that are based in Lagos.
Cheers
BusinessRe: Help With Registering A New Company by onyeego(m): 11:11pm On May 26, 2013
I did mine in Abuja, a young pretty lawyer did it for me me. grin
Choose a unique name, If d name is available, register it as a limited company.
U will 60-80k
Cheers
FamilyRe: My Mum Wants To Adopt Grown Up Kids by onyeego(m): 7:12pm On May 26, 2013
How did this happen shocked
since most of u are already married, I will suggest u guys let ur mum do what she wants to do if that's what makes her happy.
By now ur mums happiness should be priority.
I think there is so much that ur parents has not told u.
PoliticsRe: New Terror Group Emerges by onyeego(m): 8:01am On May 26, 2013
Billyonaire: This picture here shows 4 hunters with a keg of palmwine by their side. Does it mean that village hunters can now be called terrorists ?
Hunters wielding assault riffles
RomanceRe: Isn't She Beautiful? by onyeego(m): 11:58am On May 24, 2013
what's up with her hands?
They are too long
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bombers Kill 20 Soldiers In Niger Republic by onyeego(m): 6:19pm On May 23, 2013
sayusuf: The terrorists struck in a military barracks in Agades, one of the major cities in Niger Republic, while another group belonging to the same group struck in a uranium plant in Arlit

According to the journalists, the suicide bombers arrived in a bomb-laden car and forced their way into the
FoodRe: London To Transform Sewage Water In To Drinking Water by onyeego(m): 5:49pm On May 23, 2013
collynzo2: Mr plumber, I hear you guys bang housewives a lot while doing your job.
Naah,na madam sister, Oga sister or fine housegirls na them we dey do.
Who get time for madam when her things don sag finish grin
FoodRe: London To Transform Sewage Water In To Drinking Water by onyeego(m): 5:20pm On May 23, 2013
This is not new, my company has been treating sewage for almost a decade now.
although the treated water is always used for irrigation and other purposes other than drinking.

But the day you tell anyone that the water they use is treated sewage, most people will stop making use of the water.

I can't forget the drama when I told a housewife that the water that flows in her toilet is the same with the water she uses in her kitchen, she said the house was not built properly grin
SportsRe: Taekwondo Training In Abuja by onyeego(m): 7:59am On May 22, 2013
Go to Power Mike center in Area 1,there is a mini sports center not far from there.
I once had a girlfriend who does Taekwondo that I take for training there, but I can't remember their training days.
AutosRe: TWO MONTHS Used 2001/02 PASSAT ,full Options Going For 480k by onyeego(m): 7:08pm On May 21, 2013
300k
Cash ready
AutosRe: Super Clean 2002 Volkswagen Jetta For Sale - Only 560k by onyeego(m): 6:28pm On May 19, 2013
400k, cash is ready
AutosRe: 2002 Nissan Altima @ 500k by onyeego(m): 10:35am On May 19, 2013
How much last?
Any thing to fix be honest
Jokes EtcRe: call yourself bastaad by onyeego(m): 10:14am On May 19, 2013
possibilita: Bastard
grin grin grin grin
HealthRe: The 5 Biggest Causes Of Belly Fat. by onyeego(m): 4:10pm On May 17, 2013
Lies.
Alcohol will not make ur tummy big.
Hv been drinking regularly,yet I don't have a big tummy.
If I lie, ask Nigerian brewery the makers of star lager
AutosRe: We Can Help You Clear Your Desired Car From Coutonu Port To Nigeria. by onyeego(m): 3:49pm On May 16, 2013
What is d cost of vw Jetta 2002 delivered to Abuja
RomanceRe: Is My Friend Wrong? by onyeego(m): 9:46pm On May 15, 2013
ohaleoghene: Does he want his money back ? Then he never truly loves her . If you truly love people , you don't force them to be with you . If she finds happiness with the other guy, let her go peacefully . Two years together , am sure she gave her time , energy , who knows body , too . He will only be acting immature if he wants his money back . Let him patiently wait for his own woman . When you love people , you don't force them to be with you .
What r u saying?
D young man deserves compensation, I don't know why most of u think u can eat ur cake and have it.
If u don't have interest in a man steer clear of his money.

What this girl has done is no different from a scammer.
PropertiesRe: Estimate For 3 2bed Flat, Builders Pls Check. by onyeego(m): 1:07am On May 14, 2013
It depends on alot of factors,how well he will do d job, ur relationship with him,how much u r willing to give him.

I think anything between 10-15% of his estimate would do.
that should be between 63-90k.

Don't forget to wire my own pay, as I have become ur consultant grin
PropertiesRe: Estimate For 3 2bed Flat, Builders Pls Check. by onyeego(m): 11:49pm On May 13, 2013
Am a builder, I think d prices are ok.(very cheap, I would hv taken more)
But some things are missing from ur list, things like iron rods, wood,water, etc
AutosRe: (duke Auto)nissan Sunny For 200k by onyeego(m): 11:22pm On May 13, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PropertiesRe: Fully Detached Duplex Needed In Abuja ASAP. by onyeego(m): 11:09pm On May 13, 2013
What's ur budget
Politics" Oga At D Top" Redeployed To Oyo State by onyeego(op): 11:02pm On May 13, 2013
The former Lagos State Commandant of Nigeria Security and Civil Defense Corps, NSCDC, Mr. Shem Obafaye, who postulated the ''Oga at the top'' mantra has finally resumed duty as Oyo State Commandant of the security agency.

-source Vanguard
BusinessRe: Atms Dispense Fake N1000 Notes by onyeego(m): 9:28am On May 13, 2013
dramendra: Its not new, even right inside the bank they give fake currency alongside the original. Or even pay you less..
Oboi, u can lie ehhhhh
BusinessRe: Atms Dispense Fake N1000 Notes by onyeego(m): 9:26am On May 13, 2013
freecocoa: And people wonder why I count my money after withdrawal from the atm, omo this country dey fear me.
Counting ur money will not save u from getting fake notes,so why waste ur time grin
PhonesRe: Blackberry R10 - First Pictures by onyeego(m): 9:02pm On May 12, 2013
kenny.slim:
Ode! Datz the number for their new OS. Btw,wat has nigerian gurls got to do with dis? If ur sis dey dribble for bed won't make all gurls lyk dat! Grow up man
Bros, u harsh oooo, u would have educated me without d insults na.
EducationRe: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by onyeego(m): 2:19pm On May 12, 2013
Ok, the only thing I did in primary school that I will never forget.

There was this bully that beats the hell out me whenever our paths cross n he will warn me never to tell anyone.
One day I summoned courage and told my best friend of my predicament in d hands of my tormentor, he advised me to get a certain seed that we call the devil beans n throw it on d bully anytime I see him( don't know if that's the real name of d seed)
This seed will itch the hell of u if u ever touch it.

We went to get this biological weapon during our break period, on getting to the bush I quickly began plucking d fruit immediately he showed it to me.

Suddenly my body started to itch me all over, I kept my cool, constantly scratching till we got back to school.

A girl that seats next to me asked me to lend her my ruler, I was too weak to tell her not to open my bag cos that's where I kept d itchy stuff, immediately she opened my bag to take the ruler she started scratching and screaming "what did u put inside ur bag" she removed all her clothes and panties while she continued scratching.

Before long, another person started scratching, till d whole class was infected.

The whole school was a mess with pupils scratching everywhere, even though some of d pupils exaggerated the effect of my weapon.

In summary, d headmaster was later told that I was the one responsible for what was happening.
What he did was to take me to his office and empty the contents of my bag on my head(very wicked)but while he was pouring d contents on me, I can see him started to scratch.

I was hospitalized for three days before i stopped itching all over.
PhonesRe: Blackberry R10 - First Pictures by onyeego(m): 12:07pm On May 12, 2013
What is it with RIM n 10 huh
Z10
Q10
R10

or could it be that RIM understands that our BB girls can dribble better than messi who wears d no.10 jersey.
RomanceRe: . by onyeego(m): 8:31am On May 12, 2013
I don't see anything wrong with ur friends visit.
The only thing you should do is inform ur fiancée of ur intention before she comes.
RomanceRe: ... by onyeego(m): 8:18am On May 12, 2013
Mehlena: I just want 2 knw what girls feel abt latest trendz in guyz... Cos guyz re movn frm sagging their trouserz 2 *wearin of bigger earringz *bleaching of skin/rubbing Mary Kay *barbing cock hair and *tattoo.. Girls, do u lyk guyz dat wear earrings, what abt those dat barb cock hair?..infact tel us ur unit of measuring big boyz wif swag..
#LENA.
Stop rolling with kids
Jokes EtcRe: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by onyeego(m): 10:04pm On May 11, 2013
VanTee20: Please don't just read and go away, kindly drop your comments. Thankssmiley.
I've read ur jokes n am going away grin

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