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Love is beautiful

Congratulations

opebiboy:
Old cargo spotted

E pain am

Nairaland actress

NiklauseFred:
It's not my 'naked' tho but why can't most females respect their body for once?!

Is it your respect, abi your body?
O boy face front

NiklauseFred:
Must she go naked?!

Is it your naked

Sad

Zoharariel:
Wise man or (Wise men) that did not know that their leader was to be smitten & taken away by Azrael (Azarailu); Are those ones wise or foolish men?

Let me educate you.

2 Kings 2:

When the Lord was about to take Elijah up to heaven in a whirlwind, Elijah and Elisha were on their way from Gilgal.

Elijah said to Elisha, “Stay here; the Lord has sent me to Bethel.”

But Elisha said, “As surely as the Lord lives and as you live, I will not leave you.” So they went down to Bethel.

The company of the prophets at Bethel came out to Elisha and asked, “Do you know that the Lord is going to take your master from you today?”

"Yes, I know,” Elisha replied, “so be quiet.”

Now, back to the topic.

Number 1:- If TB Joshua or his wisemen knew that Azarailu with his shiny sickle, was waiting for him in his bedroom, there wouldn't have been any commotion & confusion about who would succeed TB Joshua, as the person would have been chosen & anointed before hand.

Number 2:- You claim to be a Christian (Christlike) and propagating the gospel of Jesus Christ, but you are selling "Holy Water” for 5,000Naira to your gullible members for their healing.

Mention how many Holy Water or Holy Handkerchief or Holy Sticker or Holy Broom that Jesus Christ sold to the sick during his ministry?

If any one of you dare utter or write that rubbish that nobody should judge, Sango will slap that your useless mouth with 27megawatts of undiluted electricity.

The Bible says in Matthew 15: 14 that "if a blind man guides a blind man, both will fall into a pit.”

Number 3:- At the beginning of every year, you prophesy & dish out predictions to your gullible mugus. You saw series of Plane Crashes, Earthquakes, Tsunamis and even the winner of the Amerikan Presidential Elections but you could not see the Building Collapse that killed 5,000members at your own backyard and most importantly, your own demise.

The goddamn Angel charged with the duty of blowing the last trumpet should blow the fvcking trumpet now, so that we the Saints can ascend up into the innermost chamber of the Heavens to witness who & who among the Nigerian Pastors and General Overseers will be barbequed like Yahuza Suya for their Lies, Deciet, Greed & Wickedness.

This is a serious lesson for all you fake Pastors & G.Os in the habit of running your odoriferous cavities in the name of vision & prophecy every year to shut your filthy mouths and let us concentrate on how to solve Nigeria's economic & numerous problems.

None of you could see the outbreak of Covid-19 yet, you keep disturbing our peace & tranquility with your fake prophecies every year.

If all your prayers, visions & prophecies work, Nigeria would have been transformed into an Eldorado by now.

All religions are simply instruments of control, domination & extortion over the society, and that is the reason Nigeria remains the most backward Nation on Earth.

I read the article written by FFK in honour of TB Joshua titled: "THERE WAS A MAN I KNEW."

Ornithological specimen of an identical plumage, invariably conglomerate to its proximity. Birds of a feather will always flock together.

FFK is a cocaine-snorting bastard who is still covertly undergoing treatment for his years of drug abuse.

This same bastard was in the habit of beating & sleeping with his Mother after snorting or injecting himself with an overdose of cocaine.

https://www.nairaland.com/2527691/how-femi-fani-kayode-slept-mother

Curse Hausa/Fulani in the name of the God of father Abraham, Isaac & Jacob today and then turn around to go beg for Chieftaincy Title in Zamfara tomorrow.

Write articles denigrating the Igbos today (The Bitter Truth About The Igbos), and then write another one praising them and their Biafra agitation tomorrow.

Curse Buhari today, and then sneak into Kogi State to lobby Yahaya Bello to help him with the APC membership tomorrow.

Claim T. B Joshua was still alive one minute, claim he's dead the next minute - igbati ko ni farabale.

I can go on & on.

He was the first person that refuted the claims that T.B Joshua dead and

How a known bastard in Yorubaland became a Minister of Aviation in the land that has Kings & Chiefs is a subject of debate till tomorrow.

FFK is the perfect definition of the euphemism "Anywhere Belle Face", so just like his father, we do not take him seriously in Yorubaland.

That is why, as unstable as the wind, he has been so predictable, unreliable & double-minded in all he does.

Wahala dy like candy crush, e no dy finished

Reaching Old age is a blessing

Congratulations my Man, more wins

H

Abeg make una free the girl jor, she was only trying to defend herself from being rape nah..

Chai.. Something must kill a man

thesicilian:
Pity yourself bro, we're not complaining.

My Nigga

Chi baby, don't worry u will soon be set free,
The world is fighting for your freedom, we love you

Vulcanheph:
When you stop being a b-itch and start having sense..... No man these days wants to marry a woman who has nothing else to offer apart from her pusea.

Who ask you

This one na family matter ooo

Op it is better to have a certificate you don't need than to need a certificate you don't have.
Think deep

Continue to rest in Peace Mikel

Hmmmm Purity of yesterday don dy grant interview n I never still marry..
God pls when

Na wa ooo

Congratulations

Long Live Buhari, u will come back sound n healthy..
We love you

Everybody is now an actress in Nairaland

Congratulations sister, I tap from your blessing

Bakrabas:
At the end of every kpoli there's a tiny white garment and dry grass. The priority of many of you guys is to put question mark so as to be the ftc first to comment without even reading the content of the message. At least pray for the guy... I wish all the sicks a speedy recovery

You are just bittered because u didn't make FTC today, you that always call for celebration each time you r the first to comment on any post..

Scamburster:
so you never marry?

Yes I never marry

Oh my sweetie, I wish you a quick recovery, You will surely come out strong and healthy.