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ifenes:

What do you think?

Supermiy:
oyo lo wa

With due respect sir, this is nairaland and not yorubaland. Thanks

Continous Loop of The Jesus and Satan Character
This is what is going to happen after christians and all the religions that believe in heaven and hellfire would have gone to heaven or hellfire as the case may be. There will arise some other set of people that will rise to challenge God, this men will plan to bring carnality into heaven.
This is how it is going to happen. After so many years of only singing praises and worship in heaven with some discordant harp notes, these men will get bored with the routine and start remembering the various social activities they engaged themselves in while on earth. They will start visualizing the great sex they've had in time past while on earth and the clubbing, partying and even drinks they've had before. Remember that the bible clearly stated that there will be no form of marriage in heaven, so there wont be legal sex. When these people become unable to bear the antisocial lifestyle anymore, they will start thinking of how to introduce alcohol, parties, clubs, churches, cars and even sex. God would obviously get angry by this and try to caution them but they would not listen hence he would cast them away from heaven maybe to Mars or Jupiter this time around to form their kingdom there. After sometime, God would send another Jesus to go redeem them and the loop continues indefinitely!
Who else agrees with me on this? Or am I alone? #ThinkingAloud.

Rubbish! My mum is a civil servant in ebonyi state and she received her November salary on the 19th of last month. Infact the governor has been paying workers' salary on/before 21st of every month since september but nobody seems to be blowing his trumpet!

RealAlfranco:
I think someone is being friendzoned to oblivion here. Is it the guy? I don't know. Is it the lady? I've got no idea... But someone is in the ZONE

This got me ROTF. HAHAHAHAHA

sugarvallly:
M.I lips black pass my ass

Checks her profile to see the black ass! But...

Eyekandi:
Crush m
Durlingg I'm made of black too, any colour you like I'm Dia baby booboo

Your mouth though! You must be good in giving mouth action

ignis:
You are a big time liar. ....
No one can wear that to Christ Embassy.

Mind you, am a member of Christ Embassy

And mind you too, am a guitarist, i've played in majorly all the churches you can think of! I was in christ embassy for almost 6 months during the last ASUU strike, that people in your branch dont dress like that doesn't mean it's not obtainable elsewhere. Talking from experience

Shebarh:
ehyaaaaaa... it was a program in school na.. u shouldn't judge tinz until ya very sure

You dont it! This is their church service inside the school campus!

Shebarh:
wow.. u mean der headquarters I know the females don't cover der hair.. but the picture op posted am sure dey can't dress like dat

As far back as 2013 that a friend took me to one of their programs in school, some of the women were dressed this way, even a female pastor that conducted the opening prayer was just like this but a bit more covered. They collected my number and were calling me to join their music crew, but academics wouldn't let me then.

Shebarh:
do dey dress seductively at Christ embassy

You've never seen anything! Try and pay them a visit one of this days! Talking from experience

Ramos16:
I am not good at telling long story, so this will be short, My best friend, a girl, had a boyfriend, whom i do not really relate to, their relationship had issues so she decided to take a break.
She called and asked if she could come to my place, i agreed, and was happy to have her, as even i had to just had a break up.
Long story short, she spent three days in my place, we ate from the same plate, and slept on the same bed for three days but i never touched her or made advance.
When she left my place, she called and asked if i am okay, that something must be wrong with me for not having sex with her or even touching her once througout when she was with me.
My honest thought through out her stay was that i was trying to help a friend who was heart broken, so i played the gentleman.
My people pls help me oh. Did i do wrong?

Mr Lie-nus A.K.A lion of the tribe of nairaland

Baawaa:
No one can wear this to church of God,except it is church of Satan!

Then you need to be in christ embassy! They call it hot n holy

You be thief o you be thief You be thief o you be thief! Ugly thing, yeye thing!

FreshGreen:
You don't know anything about Satan, you don't care about Jesus, you don't have sleepless night. And for how long will you deceive yourself? To eternity? And why do you call me bro? What do you mean by "bro" Is that a new way of addressing a stranger with estrange ideology?

For the records bro is short for brother and i'm not deceiving my self too. Our ideologies may not be the same but i sure know how to accomodate people of varying ideologies. Atleast my room mate for a year now is a christian fundamentalist, but that doesn't change anything, we dont fight, we dont quarrel, everybody respects the others' ideology and everybody minds his business

FreshGreen:
Tell me, since you are living your life void of Jesus Christ, are you now free from satanic oppression? Are you free from sleeplessness and addiction? Are you free? Your answer will determine my next response? Why are you running when no one is chasing you?

Bro i dont know anything like satanic oppression. The satan character was only created by christianity to be the scape goat, the one that will always take the blame while god takes the praise. And about sleeplessness, the only time i had that was when i was when i was rounding up preparations for my project defence. And for addiction, i control my behavious!

Boy give ur mums number! I think she need me

This thread is not for me, it maybe for my boys

1. She locks all lockables on her phone: sign of dishonesty, no person that doesn't have anything to hide does that.
2. Bro, get the stepping!!!

Well, she gats boobsy *in mrcork's voice*

And women continue making themselves to be objectized! Op is right to an extent sha

bruhaha keterimabobobobobobobbo, ketekete! Fuccck christ embassy girl and you know they live in tongues. Oh lakeshibrohahaha shinkrebaboshiii lallalalalala

trapQ:
I didn't @ u. you have no claims.. if you gave them I would have refuted, but since you didn't, there's nothing to refute.

Mathew 24:34 is my fact! Please can you in all honesty give a logical explanation of that bible verse?

trapQ:
and heresies

Refute my facts or stop derailling the thread

Bro fogerrit, churches are nothing but social gatherings and clubs and until you see them as such, that's when you'll understand that like everyother club, diversities abound

petux:
Collect God to your life and be saved!!..Heaven Rejoice over a sinner that accept Jesus.
#HappySunday.

Ok! I really want to collect god, but bible verses keep drawing me back, please clearify me about that verse maybe i can collect him from there. Cheers

cold:
Is Jesus god,or the son of god,or both? If Jesus is god,who impregnated Mary? Or did Jesus impregnate Mary to give birth to himself?

Bro watch them evade this qquestion now or start raining abuses and threats on you!

ByfireByfire:
Jesus always made reference to "an evil and adulterous generation. This is what He means by generation" .

Evil and adulterous generation still here till the rapture and tribulation and then we have a thousand years of Jesus physical reign of righteousness on earth.

When he said 'this generation', he meant the generation of those immediate people with him then. I may be wrong though!

hola106:
I guess frustration s over rampart in ur life but am sure he wil deliver u soon

Christians usual trademark. Bring facts to their faces and they resort to insults! Bro you need to recheck the meaning of frustration in your dictionary because the last time i checked, i was and is sill far from that.
I'll advice you counter my assertion with bible verses or stop derailing my thread pleaseeee!

Generalkorex:
It seems u got it wrong dude

Ok! It'll make a whole lot of sense if you set the records straight here since i got it wrong

hola106:
God help u

God shouldn't just help only me but all of us here in Africa where poverty, corruption, starvation, wars, under development is the order of the day