Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,150,690 members, 7,809,607 topics. Date: Friday, 26 April 2024 at 11:56 AM

Onyiibazz's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Onyiibazz's Profile / Onyiibazz's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 20 pages)

Food / Re: I Love This Combo So So Much! This Combo Is My Cocaine! Won't feel Alright If... by Onyiibazz: 2:04pm On Jun 12, 2023
wonder233:
Ozuo, tigernut drink had nothing to do with your dick being hard. This is why politicians are using your heads in this country. You guys are so dumb, same way you're all holding fast to tribal and religious stereotypes while the politicians smile to the bank. Keep being foolish.

Good to see that there are still Nigerians like you with above average IQ.

4 Likes 1 Share

Food / Re: I Love This Combo So So Much! This Combo Is My Cocaine! Won't feel Alright If... by Onyiibazz: 2:01pm On Jun 12, 2023
Slynation:
Oga keep kwayet if you don't know....The first time I took that combo, my dick was standing carelessly all day long!!

Placebo

2 Likes

Car Talk / Re: What Is The Cause Of This � by Onyiibazz: 6:12pm On May 14, 2023
Your battery is already quarter to go.

Just start saving for a new battery .
Car Talk / Re: Hybrid Electric Vehicles Issues by Onyiibazz: 9:22am On Mar 05, 2023
empron:

No Sir,but I can give you guide line and DIY maintenance culture.I base in Calabar.08052726390 for Whatsapp communication.

You seem quite knowledgeable. Do you also fix normal cars as well?
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Onyiibazz: 8:03pm On Dec 12, 2022
Besto:


Available

How much for a $10 review?
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Onyiibazz: 10:09am On Dec 12, 2022
Hello guys,

I want to buy reviews.

Does buying reviews still help with gig ranking?

By the way, if you sell reviews from a buyers account, quote this. And I will leave my WhatsApp.
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Onyiibazz: 10:07am On Dec 12, 2022
Hello guys,

I want to buy reviews.

Does buying reviews still help with gig ranking?

By the way, if you sell reviews from a buyers account, quote this. And I will leave my WhatsApp.
Education / Re: "They Use Hausa To Teach English Language In The North" - Kano Corper Claims by Onyiibazz: 2:56pm On Apr 27, 2018
Nnemuka:
I schooled in one of the unity schools up north as far back as 2007 and what they all said here are pure lies.
Most of our teachers at a point left to lecture in Federal universities and i can say majority are now professors.
Quit the lies, attack Buhari if you hate him but don't discredit what we had back in those days. sad

I served in Kano state polytechnic. All they said here are true. Even i kano state polytechnic, they use hausa to teach english courses like public administration, etc. That it didn't happen in your school doesnt mean that it doesnt happen else where. While we were serving, a femail friend of mine who served in one FGC in bauchi state encoutered the same thing. so, what are you saying?
Career / Re: A Lesson On Getting A Better Job After Being Fired by Onyiibazz: 3:31pm On Dec 26, 2017
The guy above me! WHY

4 Likes

Music/Radio / Re: Throwback Video: Oliver De Coque In A Show In Los Angeles In 1990 by Onyiibazz: 3:02pm On Dec 26, 2017
Cc. Lalasticlala, Seun, Mynd44
In the spirit of christmas
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Onyiibazz: 7:10am On May 12, 2017
If you can write a 4k words ebook. Send your whatsapp number and at least two of your previous works to onyiibaz(at) gmail.com
Please no time wasters. I have had enough of terrible people on Nairaland already.
I also do not need people who want to use my project to learn to write. Article spinners should keep off too.
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Onyiibazz: 7:07am On May 12, 2017
If you can write a 4k words ebook. Send your whatsapp number and at least two of your previous works to onyiibaz(at) gmail.com
Please no time wasters. I have had enough of terrible people on Nairaland already.
I also do not need people who want to use my project to learn to write. Article spinners should keep off too.
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Onyiibazz: 2:42pm On Mar 19, 2017
If can write very well, send me a message ASAP on lordprints@gmail.com
Very Very Very Urgent!
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Onyiibazz: 2:32pm On Mar 19, 2017
WalkerMichael:
Who is in the ebook writing niche? Please I need an assistance asap. Thank you!

I recently joined the ebook writing niche. Made my first sale there last week. So I'm stil relatively new there. You can mail me on lordprints@gmail.com
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Onyiibazz: 2:29pm On Mar 19, 2017
If can write very well, send me a message ASAP on lordprints@gmail.com
Very Very Very Urgent!
Crime / Re: Photos From Kogi Prison Break Today by Onyiibazz: 4:53am On Jul 31, 2016
Watch me teach how to play the popular Osadebe's Osondi Owendi on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3YmJYB35I4
Travel / Re: 10 Interesting Facts About Delta State by Onyiibazz: 4:56pm On Jul 04, 2016
Good! Also check out interesting facts around the world here www.worldfunfacts.com
Webmasters / Re: What Are The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Uk Non Hosted Adsense? by Onyiibazz: 7:42am On Jun 04, 2016
sharpboyus:


Before applying for a Google Adsense, make sure your site is easy to navigate , have a "about us" page. Contact information telephone number or email address . This blog was for a client www.lailamedia.com and it's just 12 or 13 days old and it's got 2 Adsense account linked to it.

Secondly,
If you are struggling to get your Adsense approved, first apply for a hosted Adsense via YouTube and and upgrade it to non hosted Adsense later.

Please how do I go about this?
NYSC / Re: Summary Of My Days As A Corp Member In Jigawa by Onyiibazz: 11:09am On Jun 03, 2016
Respect55:


Dis one isn't frank but freedom. He is from okposi anyway. I'm from onicha

Wow! So nice to meet you bro
NYSC / Re: Summary Of My Days As A Corp Member In Jigawa by Onyiibazz: 1:32pm On Jun 02, 2016
I know that guy with u in the last picture, Frank from Okposi! Did he also serve with you guys there? Or are you from Okposi?
NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Kano State by Onyiibazz: 11:03am On Jun 02, 2016
mrphysics:
When we settled down in the lodge given to us, the first thing I noticed was that the batch corps members in the lodge shared the ladies among themselves, they would kiss each other, lie on top of each other, hug and press each other in the open. Nothing was hidden, Infact we already heard rumours that the Hausa man that owns the house said we will pack out come August because of the sexual activities he heard happening in his house. so the whole thing became so obvious to us, we didn't have to blame the man again, though we don't support his intention but the sexual deeds is becoming so obvious.

This ladies have their room, why not go inside and do whatever you want to do. We marked the faces of all of them. That Friday, by 6p.m, it was time for Muslim prayers and we saw the same sisters dressed up in their hijab ready for prayers. we all got hope that the hijab and the whole covering was nothing, we can still penetrate the Hausa ladies, it's still possible for us to date them.

Most people among us were already sex starved after 16 days in the camp, so seeing the ladies all covered made us become pessimistic in terms of relating with them.

With what happened in our lodge, we knew it was still possible to mingle with them.

One day, I lost my way inside a keke napep, I was d only one in d vehicle, he can't hear English, I can't speak Hausa, so if I call the nearest filling station, he will nod his heard in affirmative yet he will drive to the nearest police station. I was lost in the city of Kano. suddenly he picked one lady, a very young girl, tall and perhaps "may" be beautiful, as usual, if a lady enters the same car or keke with you, you will adjust such that your body won't touch hers for any reason, so I adjusted.

Having lost my way, I asked her in English," do you hear and speak English?" she answered "No, I don't ", so it became evident that she does, I told her the problem i am into with the driver, I also told her where I was going to. she spoke to the driver in Hausa language and luckily enough we were going towards the same way. so I initiated a conversation. I asked her "yaya sunanki"(what is your name), she answered. I told her am a Corper and that am new to Kano, I don't even know how to speak Hausa, save the greetings only, she told me that she is volunteering to teach me Hausa, which was very kind of her. I was happy that Atleast I have gotten a Muslim female friend, but the one million dollar question is "do you know her? " .

she covered every part of her body, including her nose. the only thing I can see is her eyes, she is single because I asked her, she isn't even engaged, yet she covered like a masquerade. one part of my mind told me to collect her number, but if I do, how do I recognize her next time, do I even know the person I was talking to? all this things tan through my mind.

When I alighted, she told me she is paying for my transport, I thanked her in Hausa. but to collect her number, I refused, I was afraid, she could be someone's wife, she could be a temptation, it may be a future trap. so I decided to let her go. that was my first experience with a Muslim girl.

but something very interesting happened later that day. I have gotten a place of primary assignment, a polytechnic, but they don't pay Corpers so we were looking for a place of secondary assignment, yet we have gotten a place of tertiary assignment, a college of education very close to our lodge.

often time we go there to make friends, yet to look out for a female friends and to watch ball. that evening we were two that went to the school, and we met them in their large quantity, what happened that evening is what you won't like to hear. this Hausa ladies are very hard, they hardly stop for you to talk to them do we decided to go for the non Hausa girls. we identify them by their hair. if you don't cover your hair them you are not a Muslim, this rule only happens inside school and nowhere else save sabongari.

That evening, I met one girl!!! The way and manner I met her is my business? or should I tell you?


Sky everything o! The nigga above me don provoke already self! We're sha using this story to wait for callup letter

1 Like

NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Kano State by Onyiibazz: 8:43am On Jun 02, 2016
... I thought they are all virgins but I found out where and how they do their bad things.

Hahahahaha, man of God! Ride on

3 Likes 1 Share

NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Kano State by Onyiibazz: 6:32pm On Jun 01, 2016
grin My guy!

4 Likes

NYSC / Re: 2016 Batch A Stream 2 PCM's: As We Await Our CUL This Week by Onyiibazz: 10:33am On Jun 01, 2016
Adeeko007:
Cant we start the protest now? Let it begin tomorrow and make it violent if need be... Solidarity!
Guy u wanna start a violent protest because of nysc? I pity you. You don't know that the system of government we run now is demomillitary? They will just kill you and you die for nothing! Ask IPOB

3 Likes 1 Share

NYSC / Re: Summary Of My Days As A Corp Member In Jigawa by Onyiibazz: 11:02am On May 31, 2016
Iwant2know:




Bros I luv this thread, I have been with u from the very first day u start with. But with due respect bros, In Islam there is nothing like killing a ram to use the blood on a converted Christian for purification and stripping someone unclad in the public. Does that make sence to u as a graduate ? I am a muslim from south west.
He is telling what he was told by the principal na, and moreover religion as a whole doesn't even make sense at all,
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Nairaland Weekly Photo Challenge by Onyiibazz: 7:46am On May 30, 2016
feldido:


Its an app from Playstore, it's very easy to use like Photoshop.
Thanks, I'll download it right away
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Nairaland Weekly Photo Challenge by Onyiibazz: 7:28am On May 30, 2016
feldido:


I used Eraser to cut or crop the desired image from the background, the rest was done with my phone photo editor.
Please is the 'Eraser' an app on it's own? Do forgive my ignorance please
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Nairaland Weekly Photo Challenge by Onyiibazz: 3:54pm On May 29, 2016
feldido:
Warmth touch from an older to the younger generation.

Photography and editing done from my Infinix hot note pro.

Dunno if it fits into the challenge.
Which app did u use to do the editing? Please reply
NYSC / Re: Summary Of My Days As A Corp Member In Jigawa by Onyiibazz: 9:50am On May 28, 2016
Op, please, please and please, kindly ignore the comment of the fellow requesting for pictures. The Internet is a very large place and never forgets. Don't also make the mistake of even uploading your own pictures. You may post that of their environment and the rest, but never yours or that of Zainab for whatever reason. Think safety.

1 Like

NYSC / Re: Summary Of My Days As A Corp Member In Jigawa by Onyiibazz: 9:43pm On May 27, 2016
Ride on guy! Two of my guys actually served in Jigawa too in the same 2015A, one was my room mate in school hostel and the other was a lodge mate when I moved off campus. I can relate to this story because they have told me similar stories before. I also heard there are alot of flies in jigawa. Please continue this story
NYSC / Re: Prospective Corpers Embark On A Peaceful Protest by Onyiibazz: 12:50pm On May 25, 2016
These guys should go rest jare, who protest epp for naija? E no epp almighty NLC, e no epp IPOB, na few sex starved niggas who have heard of all the sexual escapades corp members engage in during service hence want to serve by all means. Before you start saying trash, note that i'm also a stream 2 PCM

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 20 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 40
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.