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Romance / Re: He Deletes My Text Messages On His Phone by Onyiido: 5:31pm On Oct 09, 2015
vizkiz:
wake up SISTA you are a side chick tongue
Seconded
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim At Cool Fm This Morning - (photo) by Onyiido: 5:29pm On Oct 09, 2015
pbs4real:
pixx or u knw the rest grin
cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Phyno Celebrates His 29th Birthday Today - Happy Birthday by Onyiido: 5:19pm On Oct 09, 2015
Sleekbaby:
Happy birthday to one n only eze nnunu.




Wow! So i'm FTC, this is kool, Op plz don't be angry with me, i'm loyal.
Which one is "eze nnunu" again. Nairalanders eeeeee
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim At Cool Fm This Morning - (photo) by Onyiido: 12:53pm On Oct 09, 2015
Nice one just like mine
Events / Re: What Is The Father-in-law Peeping At? (photo) by Onyiido: 7:05pm On Oct 08, 2015
jcmaiah:
I don't think my bride needs this useless gown to be sexy and classy. I just hate it when people bring private matters to public.
0n point bro
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Join Me Celebrate God, I've Gotten A Job. by Onyiido: 7:02pm On Oct 08, 2015
goldiam:
on behalf of those seeking for a change in job and for those that want to move to the highest level we tap into your testimony.congrats op.
We are next in line for the miracle $ favored job, Amen

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Join Me Celebrate God, I've Gotten A Job. by Onyiido: 7:00pm On Oct 08, 2015
akugbemike:
Congrats. May all those in search for one job or the other get theirs in Jesus Name, Amen.
AMEN
Crime / Re: Prostitute Bites Off Man’s Ear During Fight Over Sex (Pictured) by Onyiido: 9:09pm On Oct 06, 2015
Thebachelor:
Proverbs 23:27
And what took him to them in d first place
Romance / Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Onyiido: 7:57pm On Oct 06, 2015
kosplateau:
timid ones... olodo wey want class.
lol, hahahahahahaha

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Romance / Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Onyiido: 6:47pm On Oct 06, 2015
girly00zero:





Go girl.
He be like they're not commodities but be treating women like goods and services.
I like u joor.
It's bout time we had some representation
Many lovessssssss for this post

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Romance / Re: Things An Average-looking Guy Can Do To Increase His 'market Value' by Onyiido: 6:45pm On Oct 06, 2015
vizkiz:
what the fff*** is market value Lol

Sorry bae,but We are men, not some "commodity" undecided

we don't need the "market value" bull-crap! Every guy already know what his responsibilities are(except for the very dumb and seriously uninteligent ones). We don't need a lady turning us into "goods" for the labor market.

Well I know you just typed this to make FP not like Y'all have a clue how it really is right here in the real world undecided

I will never live me life just because I wanna impress any girl! If she no wan stay, make she furck off. Another one dey wait for line undecided
Its your kind that will come $ post the same about ladies. Appreciate that she wrote this to boost some timid once pls. No offence pls

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor At Her European Sendoff Party (Photos) by Onyiido: 12:53pm On Oct 05, 2015
sexyglow:
Is she an actress for real?because haven't seen her any movie
Though she was an actress, she has a striking resemblance with actress uche ogbodo.

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Celebrities / Re: Dj Xclusive & Tinuke's White Wedding Today (Photos) by Onyiido: 3:54pm On Oct 04, 2015
Republlican:
Nice with cool milk factory cheesy smiley
Really hmmmm , but I wonder how pastors or reverends would feel seeing those oranges exposed chest. Woman thou art loose!
Literature / Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Onyiido: 9:05pm On Oct 03, 2015
Shebarh:
Is this a story or wah
My sis I wonder the kind of nairalanders we have these days
Politics / Re: Buhari Pictured With Michelle And Barack Obama by Onyiido: 8:35pm On Oct 03, 2015
Austin4lif:
Baba snap ur pictures jor notin do u. Yesterday bomb blast was just a distraction for u nt to pose well for a better picture. Baba when are u commissioning the national agency for pictures and press up affairs? we are waiting for the army to do press up later.
When jonathan wanted travelled when there was bomb blast @ nyanya, I assume u wailed then. Now buhari has travelled $ it has become a distraction, when will naija ever become good or better
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Steps Out With Husband In Dublin (Photos) by Onyiido: 8:16am On Oct 03, 2015
Demigods:



Guy if na my wife I go they Bleep am anyhow they get bele haba, na Bleep make you marry am? Yeah sex is good mehn, we all love sex but hey! Don't Bleep up her whole life!
Y u dey drink panadol for anther person head guy. Abeg free dem
Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Bomb Blast In Abuja. by Onyiido: 6:09am On Oct 03, 2015
ammyluv2002:
Op, pls get serious
My dear its true cuz I stay in that area
Politics / Re: River Water Level Rises Above Bridge As Man Drowns In Plateau State (Photos) by Onyiido: 2:34pm On Aug 06, 2015
udemzyudex:


Wetin do your own eyes? Did you even read the heading of the post? He said " River Water Level Rises Above
Bridge As Man Drowns In Plateau State"


Smh
lipsrsealed seen
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Beats His Mother To Death With A Chair In The US (photos) by Onyiido: 2:32pm On Aug 06, 2015
tyson99:

I wonder too
No matter what could have happened, he does not ave any right or whatsoever to raise his hands or beat her not to talk of killing her. He deserves whatever punishment given to hin from above.

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Politics / Re: River Water Level Rises Above Bridge As Man Drowns In Plateau State (Photos) by Onyiido: 11:52am On Aug 06, 2015
udemzyudex:
Op, I no see any bridge for there ooooo, which one are you talking about?
Wetin do ur eyes. Did u read the post @ all, there was no bridge there.
Health / Re: 10 Surprising Facts About Breasts You May Have Missed by Onyiido: 12:17am On Aug 06, 2015
ajoskele:
She doesn't need the help of a pillow for support nah. Noh be make my palms do the needful overnight?

Men have been known to be heartless and wicked. Squeezing and pressing "things" they CANNOT create!!
And thank God u just confessed as one of them
Romance / Re: Adorable Characters Some Ladies Possess That Can Make Guys Propose To Them Fast by Onyiido: 12:10am On Aug 06, 2015
modelmike7:
.............. That is 4 defenders... 4 mid fielders and 2 strikers.............. But the keeper is at the Goal post o! All equals 11 players. Premiers start on Saturday, (that is in 3 days time) so get ready sis. Meanwhile Chelsea is the best team to support, you'll never regret it!!! Up Blues!
Ok, thanks for the info. Chelsea always win $ will continue rocking. Up bluesssssssss

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Politics / Re: Miriam Kene-Kachikwu, Wife Of NNPC Boss, Ibe Kachikwu (photo) by Onyiido: 11:30pm On Aug 05, 2015
modelmike7:
.............. Okay, thanks my dear sister!
Yw

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Politics / Re: Miriam Kene-Kachikwu, Wife Of NNPC Boss, Ibe Kachikwu (photo) by Onyiido: 11:27pm On Aug 05, 2015
modelmike7:
Lovely. Pretty. Beautiful Woman!!! This type of wife will support and make her hubby's works easier with good food and everyother things that comes along with it, just like our amiable Hajia Aisha. God bless Hajia Aisha and President Buhari. God bless Dr Miriam and Mr Kachikwu. God bless all the ladies out there supporting their husbands. God bless Nigeria!..............BTW, Ladies, could that be her NATURAL hair?! Just wanna know!!
Its not her natural hair
Crime / Re: Criminals Who Hijack Lorries And Buses Arrested In Enugu (photo) by Onyiido: 11:10pm On Aug 05, 2015
The heart of man is desperately wicked. I wonder when we'll stop hearing all these bad news
Crime / Re: Welder Beats Wife To Death For Alleged Adultery (Photo) by Onyiido: 10:52pm On Aug 05, 2015
adebisiolumide5:
Wicked!!
Soooo wicked oooo. I wonder how that woman managed to stay with him all those while
Romance / Re: Adorable Characters Some Ladies Possess That Can Make Guys Propose To Them Fast by Onyiido: 10:29pm On Aug 05, 2015
Kachisbarbie:


I support Enyimba. grin

_but you guys said you like us better without makeup, are you changing mouth?
Now I am confused. cry



lols.
I am not a Chelsea fan o. Na 4-4-2 just enter my mouth, I like the sound of it. grin
Abeg which one be formation 4-4-2 again.
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Nairalanders Behaviour In Political Discourse by Onyiido: 10:12pm On Aug 05, 2015
jaymejate:
Those who will turn everything into COMEDY.

And those people that dem suppose ban till Jesus comes, those wey go comment with "ok"

Those wey go quote the post, e no matter how long, dem go juz quote. Some go vex me, na "ok" u go see under.

Those wey de post 'noted' like that my Bros for up. Them owe NL 5 ban. 5time ban
Others is to LIKE comments smiley
I belong to the likes
Romance / Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Onyiido: 4:18pm On Aug 05, 2015
slimz10:

Sis, you stuided engineering right?
No i studied manology $ womanology. tongue
Romance / Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Onyiido: 4:15pm On Aug 05, 2015
OluwaChinenyenwa:

Nairaland where everyone forms marriage counselor cheesy cheesy

If you counter them, they will list their Fantasies achievements for you and label you a hater!! grin grin grin
My dear, u have a point. They can hate as much as they like. Even their r/ship is on d verge of breaking up not to talk of their future marriages.
Romance / Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Onyiido: 11:27am On Aug 05, 2015
OluwaChinenyenwa:

As in eeh cheesy

Even those that haven't reevaluated their own lives will come on NL and be a path way to a successful life..
I laugh in India. Nehinehinehi.. grin grin

Only if marriage was the shortcut to ending my problems undecided
I would have gotten married to Le boo before now..
If u evaluate op's life its 0% compared to what he posted. Men claim to be the head yet they dont evaluate their lives. Smh for them, but nice write-up though
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Attend A Funeral Of Someone That Died Owing You Money. by Onyiido: 10:26pm On Aug 04, 2015
olihilistic:
the caption does not fit the pinture
Exactly. Op is just looking for cheap popularity

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