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Celebrities / Re: Lola Omotayo-Okoye & Her Children, Cameron & Aliona Okoye In Family Portraits by Onyiido: 10:00pm On Nov 18, 2018
judedave181:
shallow thinking. Stop watching igbo movie, it's affecting u real life.
Gbam!

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Politics / Re: Next Level Lies: From The Desk Of Reno Omokri The Master Of Facts. by Onyiido: 9:34pm On Nov 18, 2018
KikBuhari2Daura:


Facefacts and stop chasing shadows
Don't mind the mofo. Maybe Apc has blindfolded his eyes.
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Shades Lola Omotayo-Okoye: "May God Soften Your Wickedness" by Onyiido: 9:25pm On Nov 18, 2018
safarigirl:
how did Jude make him what he is today?

Where was Jude when they started?

If Jude is so great, let him go and make another P-Square. Let him help Paul get endorsements. His North side Inc was only able to give Cynthia Morgan brief popularity, but, how far her career now?


Jude is nothing but a shameless opportunist, who jumped on the success of his brothers and used familial ties to take a seat at the head of the table. He did not help anybody do a thing.

He cannot even help Paul that went with him, how much more the two of them. Who does Jude know? Who was Jude before P-square? Who is Jude after P-square? Nobody.
U just said it all. Sometimes people just talk or type without thinking

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Celebrities / Re: 'Fever' Video: Wizkid And Tiwa Savage Show Love To Each Other On Instagram by Onyiido: 7:56pm On Oct 24, 2018
fuckerstard:
Awon omo mi..So what if they bleep each?

Who cares?
Nairalanders wan die on top their matter
Politics / Re: Buhari's London Vacation Not Extended — Presidency by Onyiido: 4:04pm On Aug 15, 2018
dukie25:
Panel beating and patching up Buhari's old bones till February 2019. SAD

How a vibrant nation with undoubted brilliance in all aspect of education can have a sick, senile certificateless Islamic Jihadist as president is a story future generatiod ns would find impossible to believe.
Dont be suprised he went for medical checkup and presidency is telling us he went on vacation. Mere looking at him, he looks sick

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Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus Hits The Beach (Photos) by Onyiido: 6:43pm On Aug 13, 2018
Deckline:
Oshogbo girls shaaa grin... See as she be like inequality for the first picture grin grin
U funny oo. Which one be inequality again
Romance / Re: Slay Queen With 2 Skin Colours. Check Out Her Legs (Photo) by Onyiido: 2:11pm On Aug 10, 2018
eezeribe:
She looks like Laura Ikeji...
She also bleached her boobs...
When she finally gives birth in future, instead of her baby to suck normal milk, it would end up sucking residual chemicals from the mum's breast.
If the baby happens to be a girl, she would end up being a bleached rettarded slay queen like her mother...
If it turns out to be a boy, he would end up being like the yahoo boy who impregnated his mother...
AND THE CYCLE CONTINUES..
U get mouth sha grin
eezeribe:
She looks like Laura Ikeji...
She also bleached her boobs...
When she finally gives birth in future, instead of her baby to suck normal milk, it would end up sucking residual chemicals from the mum's breast.
If the baby happens to be a girl, she would end up being a bleached rettarded slay queen like her mother...
If it turns out to be a boy, he would end up being like the yahoo boy who impregnated his mother...
AND THE CYCLE CONTINUES..
U get mouth sha
Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Shouldnt Marry A Lady Above 30 by Onyiido: 6:53am On Jul 28, 2018
FromZeroToHero:
it's not on front page
OK, thanks
Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Shouldnt Marry A Lady Above 30 by Onyiido: 3:44am On Jul 27, 2018
DrDauda:
WHY MEN SHOULDN'T MARRY WOMEN ABOVE 30
 ‏
"Firstly women over-30 have a lower fertility. If you want to build a family with these old donkeys be prepared to possibly have a downs syndrome child.



2. When you marry a 30+ woman, you’re marrying her 30+ joysticks she's had over her long life on earth. She has more bodies than a grave yard.


Women over-30 are very bitter from the wasted prime spent on failed relationships she hoped would lead to marriage. Now that you’re marrying her, she should be grateful, but she’s not. She's always just angry

By marrying a woman over 30+ you are investing everything in a rapidly depreciating pleasure provider that has already lost a lot of its aesthetic value... She will be wrinkled in the next 5 years and already having back problems.

Many guys these days are marrying early 30’s women, and then, almost immediately – Bam!. It’s over almost before it began. Its because you are trying to make ancestors housewives. Leave these dinosaurs.

Marrying an over-30 woman is like buying a used car 1Km short of its 120,000km servicing. The over-30 woman can fix herself up enough to fool the prospective provider/hubby for a short while, and once the line that is dotted is signed her true colours come out.

Many women who are not married in their late 30s today never saw it coming. They had a plan: finish their first degree, masters, a job, a promotion, make money, be independent and settle down by 30, latest 32. ��

Over the years, they turn down potential husbands, go on a partying spree like they have frozen time, only to arrive at 35 with nothing to show for it other than a dead end job, a car, and sometimes a child from a relationship that never quite worked out

So, now they are stuck in a phase where they will never find a man of their dreams and have to settle for any man who will be gracious enough to even suggest marriage. By now, all those flimsy and shallow standards they used to have are gone, humility is their second name.

I have seen many women on Twitter in their 20s buy into the misguided, feminist belief that men & marriage are bad for their academic & career advancement. What feminism does not factor in is that the older a woman get, the less a chance she stands of marrying someone desirable.

This is a fact of life, don't come here with your Nywe Nywe Nywe misogyny... VOETSEK

Very few men would marry a 35+ woman when we live in a highly hypergamous (act of marrying someone wealthier than you) society. There are plenty of young and hot beautiful women ready to settle into a marriage where they play the second fiddle as long as the man provides.

It is good to be ambitious, even better to break the stupid glass ceilings, but at what price? Bottom line, at some point, you will need a man in your life. My experience of having observed women 30+ has proven that they mostly live a life full of regrets.

Let me share with you from my observations the signs that a woman is likely to end up single, and lonely and stay away from these types!!

1. She values education and career over marriage and relationship. She's always throwing statements like "Marriage isn't an achievement"
2. At age 30+ she has more liquor in her refrigerator than fruits and vegetables.
3. She can take down more shots than any of her peers at 30+ who have kids
4. She’s into smoking cigarettes and addicted to weed.
5. Her idea of fun at age 30+ is a night out with the girls.
6. At age 30+ she still insists on only dating men based on what their career is. "He's a lawyer" "He's a doctor" "He's an engineer"
7. The idea of cooking for a man is a total turn-off to her.
8. She has never forgiven her father for abusing her mother, or her first boyfriend used to abuse her and she now thinks every man is violent and controlling.
9. She is so much into fashion, and hair-styling she doesn't want to be identified as being old in her circles
10. Her job involves a lot of travelling.
11. She can easily find a parking spot at Taboo than her way to church.
12. She believes in absolute equality in marriage without any sacrifice or compromise.

My brother if you find an ancestor over 32+ Love yourself...... run away from these dinosaurs

Culled from female baker
I don't know why the mods allowed this trash to make front page.

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Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie Blasts Shehu Sani, Says He Is ‘APC Disappointment’ by Onyiido: 9:11pm On Jul 13, 2018
SalamRushdie:
How one woman can possibly be this ugly in face and heart is mind boggling ...you can't make this up I tell you!!!! Haba see face abeg
Even her makeup artist defined her inside heart on her face. U can imagine the wicked content of her heart. She & her cohorts will fall inside the ocean come next year I tell u

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Politics / Re: Uche Secondus & Pdp Nwc Meet Over Fayose's Attack.see What They Said(photos) by Onyiido: 4:48pm On Jul 11, 2018
Kupaskeybaba:
buhari is showing us what to expect come 2019 I bet nxt yr election wouldn't b free nd fair
U are right about the tyrant called buhari

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Politics / Re: NYSC Scandal: 'Sack Adeosun' - Francis Obalim Tells Court by Onyiido: 7:06pm On Jul 09, 2018
OfficialAPCNig:
Oluwole Kemi, Deputy Forger General of the Federation.

Don't ask who the Forger General is.

IamOut
We all know, the incompetent presido. She didn't go for car particulars. Incompetent old cargo flocks ruling us.

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Crime / Re: Anambra Man Cuts Off Manhood Of Kinsman Over Ludo Game by Onyiido: 10:29pm On Jul 08, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
So u agree men are worthless without erection?
Kai, your mouth bad ooo
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Most 'WEIRD' Experience Of 2017. by Onyiido: 8:52pm On Jan 08, 2018
Charleynmuo:

I am doing pretty good and I believe you are doing same.







Hope you dont mind me sending you a pm?
Yeah, I'm doing great too. Sorry for the late response, I've been offline for sometime. I don't mind at all. Hope u're fine too.
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Most 'WEIRD' Experience Of 2017. by Onyiido: 3:53pm On Jan 04, 2018
Charleynmuo:
Ayt..good to know. Ph..and you?
Abj, how u Doing?
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Most 'WEIRD' Experience Of 2017. by Onyiido: 8:40pm On Jan 03, 2018
Charleynmuo:

Hey..u are not better of alone..ok.
Two good heads are better than one.
We can work something out and see how it goes,ie if u so please. U can give it a chance. Think it through.
Never said I wanna be alone. where are u at?
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Most 'WEIRD' Experience Of 2017. by Onyiido: 3:28am On Jan 01, 2018
Xmen149:


lol,.u sure u were not quick to react then,sometimes the person in question might be going tru an ordeal but trying to handle it like a man but loosing it unknowingly

all the same,.if its behind you better leave it behind you,.also be friends,.life is too short to have enemies where ever you leave you can never tell
yea u're right. but some men in boys form are not worth brooding over. I never did a thing just that I refused giving into his sexual desires and I became the bad one. he also exhibits this boyish trait. it's better the way I'm on my own.
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Most 'WEIRD' Experience Of 2017. by Onyiido: 1:59am On Dec 31, 2017
sinaj:
This can be so painful.
As in eh, very painful
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Most 'WEIRD' Experience Of 2017. by Onyiido: 1:58am On Dec 31, 2017
Xmen149:


his mind was never there from day one but you never knew,.he is likely the sex type .you should be glad and move on.

you look preety,you will see someone far better
Had an ex that behaved same way, he stopped picking my calls, said I wasn't worth it. Now he's singing a new song that I was d one who left him, he wants us to reconnect back. I didn't even answer him, just gave him that terrible look and walked away. Dude knows I'm d only one who can handle him but he f'cked up big time. Have moved on with my life

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Most 'WEIRD' Experience Of 2017. by Onyiido: 1:53am On Dec 31, 2017
Charleynmuo:

If I were you,I wouldnt do so. He is trying to spite you by posting all those pictures. If you block him,he would know that you are terribly pained reason why you blocked him. My advise..still leave him as a friend on social media. Hang out with friends,snap pixs and post too. Let him know you are happy even without him. That you have quickly moved on. He would be pained too.
Matured advice, thanks

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Politics / Re: Okorocha Opens His Mouth As Swazi Women Dance Topless At Calabar Carnival by Onyiido: 1:02am On Dec 31, 2017
Another statue to be erected. IMO people yaf see finish
Celebrities / Re: Chisom Oguike, Chidinma Oguike & Chinenye Oguike: Biography by Onyiido: 10:26pm On Dec 28, 2017
Cute kids with bright future
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Opens Chicken Cottages, Patronises Local Farmers (Photos) by Onyiido: 10:06am On Dec 18, 2017
All na wash
Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola And His Son Pictured Together by Onyiido: 10:03am On Dec 18, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Women are not to be trusted,
He should run a DNA paternity test ASAP.

That child looks like Odunlade's former landlord.
Pervert. It would have better if u were not formed
Crime / Re: 2-Year-Old Boy Maltreated By His Father And Step-mother In Edo In New Photos by Onyiido: 9:48am On Dec 18, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


That small boy really looks like a witch in the third picture.
They should send him to a church for deliverance
Why do u always derive pleasure in being a sadist. When u keep on with this unruly manner, u'll reap all u've sown.
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Empress Njamah's Birthday Celebration by Onyiido: 5:33pm On Dec 04, 2017
This dark girl don bleach turn white, nawa ooo
Family / Re: Slaying In Chaos! Mom Dresses Up In Lingerie With Her 4 Demanding Kids by Onyiido: 11:20pm On Nov 10, 2017
Rokia2:

WAKE UP!!!
The sleeping pills are very effective. Check my signature for your uber services
Family / Re: Nigerian Soldier And Her Naval Officer Husband In Loved Up Photos by Onyiido: 11:15pm On Nov 10, 2017
Alariiwo:
man crush kwa..
This one wey be like frog.. opolo eyes grin
Chai! U get bad mouth. Check my signature for ur uber services
Politics / Re: South African Investors Arrive Owerri After Jacob Zuma Was Honored By Okorocha by Onyiido: 11:11pm On Nov 10, 2017
Oledia:
I won't believe anything until I see them starting their development.
I pray something comes out of the anything. Nairalanders, Check my signature for ur uber services
Politics / Re: South African Investors Arrive Owerri After Jacob Zuma Was Honored By Okorocha by Onyiido: 11:08pm On Nov 10, 2017
Oledia:
I won't believe anything until I see them starting their development.
I pray soketh
Food / Re: Roasting The Monitor Lizard Caught In Our Rice Farm Today (Photos) by Onyiido: 8:04pm On Nov 10, 2017
soberdrunk:
This one go enter well with 'Cold stout' grin Dont mind all those hypocrites forming 'vegetarian' but will eat 'eggs', isn't it more cruel and evil to eat someone's baby....... angry
grin Savage
Food / Re: Roasting The Monitor Lizard Caught In Our Rice Farm Today (Photos) by Onyiido: 8:02pm On Nov 10, 2017
GloriaNinja:
undecided undecided ANYONE EATING THIS IS CAPABLE OF EATING A HUMAN BEING.
The person is also capable of killing a human being in this form too

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