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Crime / Re: Man Impersonates Gombe Governor Dankwambo Arrested (photo) by Onyiido: 6:13pm On Feb 03, 2016
ediko5:
Rubbish!
I don't believe this shit. how can someone with brain. believe that a Governor will ask for 200k for a project to be awarded to him?

what will the governor do with 200k?
I wonder. Fish brain, that's what the alhaji got. Btw I thought hausas are saints to doing this
Celebrities / Re: Tee Billz Gushes Over Tiwa Savage's Beauty(photo) by Onyiido: 6:08pm On Feb 03, 2016
LeoFish92:


Didn't know God had packaged it for me online, checked your dp and saw an animal.. ...a fearsome one at that,daring humans to overtake him
Whoever dares or overtakes, has d package.
Celebrities / Re: Tee Billz Gushes Over Tiwa Savage's Beauty(photo) by Onyiido: 5:59pm On Feb 03, 2016
LeoFish92:


Wow so you are slim, I think I've found what I've been looking for wink
On the roof top abi
Crime / Re: Hoodlums Stab LAWMA Worker For Tipping Off Police (graphic Pic) by Onyiido: 12:09pm On Feb 03, 2016
Topiipii:
Now who told the hoodlums that he was the one who snitched on them?
Exactly my thought. Maybe one of the policemen do supply those arms to the robbers $ then tipped the info to them. This is the more reason why I will never divulge any info to the force. Inhumane attitude runs in their blood. Tufiakwa to our police force
Romance / Re: How Did You Woo Your Girlfriend? by Onyiido: 11:58am On Feb 03, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
that's my initials, BBO.
shocked that's how u wanna raise 'ur family, right?
Celebrities / Re: Tee Billz Gushes Over Tiwa Savage's Beauty(photo) by Onyiido: 7:12pm On Feb 02, 2016
LeoFish92:


I'm telling you Eh, that's one of the things I'll clearly stipulate to my wife to be, get fat at your own peril!! ,female body fat heavily turns me off, can't imagine having an ere'ction for a fat babe #teamslimandsexy
lol..... U're very funny. #teamslimbabes.......we rock
Celebrities / Re: Tee Billz Gushes Over Tiwa Savage's Beauty(photo) by Onyiido: 5:02pm On Feb 02, 2016
LeoFish92:

The thing dey vex me, I know of one slim beauty that married last early last year, saw her recently, she was as fat as a grandma
that's d more reason y our men will always look out even when married. Have a ex who still wants to mingle with him cuz of d fact that d slim wife got fat after she put to bed, I told him it will never work. They all become less satisfying on bed. I pray not for that kind of laziness.
Celebrities / Re: Tee Billz Gushes Over Tiwa Savage's Beauty(photo) by Onyiido: 4:21pm On Feb 02, 2016
LeoFish92:
Money plus exercise to maintain her sexy frame, most of our young married girls would rather eat and swell like toad.. ...Mtcheew
Lmao out the "toad". No be only toad, even fish
Celebrities / Re: Tee Billz Gushes Over Tiwa Savage's Beauty(photo) by Onyiido: 4:19pm On Feb 02, 2016
She go soon burn u as she hot like this. Anyway tiwa is always looking hawt. Nice body, bae look after her maka d bad ones wey go dey eye her
Nairaland / General / Re: Woman Beats Man For Harassing Her Husband (photo) by Onyiido: 7:58pm On Jan 30, 2016
GodpunishBuhari:
All this brownies them no get strength et all... just mouth.. them full for Nairaland... if war na hand to hand them go just be punching bag, na Internet fraud full their head... sophisticated ko....

cheesy
Phones / Re: Be Careful Of Your Phones And Phone Addiction, See Why by Onyiido: 4:02pm On Jan 29, 2016
helphelp:

I expected one of dem to say this....oya clap for yourself
Really!
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Started Acting Strange...help! by Onyiido: 4:01pm On Jan 29, 2016
GodpunishBuhari:

Na bad tin say I kiss u?
lipsrsealed
Phones / Re: Be Careful Of Your Phones And Phone Addiction, See Why by Onyiido: 11:41am On Jan 29, 2016
helphelp:
Dem still no go listen
Even u sef
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Started Acting Strange...help! by Onyiido: 11:32am On Jan 29, 2016
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Started Acting Strange...help! by Onyiido: 11:31am On Jan 29, 2016
Europija:
......ok but why he still writes me n writes me with happiness??
Don't be fooled dear. Maybe he doesn't want u to feel he has left u. Don't put in too much to his write-ups anywhere near ur account. Just forget him $ move on with ur life. Ur life is damn too precious to a lover out there. Cheer up
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Started Acting Strange...help! by Onyiido: 9:51pm On Jan 28, 2016
Europija:
....yea i know all....thank u for ur reply....d guy still writes me but when he wants...i am jist sad coz he never apreciated all i done for him when he was broke ..n now i guess left me.for someone more rich
Sweetie forget about the dude $ face ur life. U're still young to be hurting. He was not meant to be urs. I know u have many guys that love u. We don't always get what we want, so push him off ur heart $ move forward with ur life.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Started Acting Strange...help! by Onyiido: 9:43pm On Jan 28, 2016
GodpunishBuhari:


Will you block my line too?
Hey sweetheart, am never gonna mess with u. wink
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Started Acting Strange...help! by Onyiido: 3:20pm On Jan 28, 2016
Europija:
......he blocked my number yesterday so...
Sorry dear, such is life. I know its gonna be hard on u now. Maybe he was never into u or he never loved u. Sit him down $ talk with him, if he persists, just let him be $ move on with ur life. In no mean time someone who'll appreciate ur worth will sweep u off the floor. Be strong $ get something doing so u won't think about it.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Started Acting Strange...help! by Onyiido: 3:18pm On Jan 28, 2016
Europija:
......he blocked my number yesterday so...
Sorry dear, such is life. I know its gonna be hard on u but just forget all about him $ move on with ur life. It shows he was never into u or he never loved u. In no mean time someone who'll appreciate ur worth will sweep u off the floor. Be strong $ get something doing so u won't think about it.
Romance / Re: How Did You Woo Your Girlfriend? by Onyiido: 7:52pm On Jan 27, 2016
Fiwasayo:
Gonna be fun reading comments
So we're in the same page. Here to read comments
Romance / Re: How Did You Woo Your Girlfriend? by Onyiido: 7:42pm On Jan 27, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
Never woo her, we started from just friends then later I became fond of her likewise her also. Then 1 evening like that, I asked her out & d rest is history. We're still counting it & growing stronger.




It's not all about wooing, it's about 2 of you been comfortable with each other.
lol, this ur moniker sef
Nairaland / General / Re: Things You Never Realized Everyone Else Does Too by Onyiido: 7:22pm On Jan 27, 2016
ashewoboy:
This thread is crazy(in a good way though).

Who is not guilty of number 10 and 20?

Yeah, go back and check itcheesy.
I do that number 10 most especially when I make indomie $ egg, with my legs spread on the floor. Op take time oooo why are u casting me on this forum
Jokes Etc / Re: The Eritrean Forceful Polygamy Hoax And How Nigerians Reacted With Memes by Onyiido: 6:58pm On Jan 27, 2016
peacengine:
HIV loading...
Gbam. U just nailed it.

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Crime / Re: Woman Kills 4-Year-Old Daughter In Benue & Dumps Her Body Inside A Well (Graphic by Onyiido: 6:50pm On Jan 27, 2016
mejai:

yeah. but women r deadly. too many stories like dis 2day. chineke!
Sorry point of correction, not all women dear, thanks
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Started Acting Strange...help! by Onyiido: 8:09pm On Jan 26, 2016
Europija:
.....But when he calls me at night.he will talk very good with me n laugh n smile...n we will talk like for 1 hour or 2...In his talk it doesnt seem like he looses interest n he still talks about our future
My dear I had the same prob when mine started acting strange. I called many times to see $ talk with him bt he kept giving me excuses that he was busy, I got the message, moved on with my life. I know he'll still come back, it may be late or still ok bt till then. No guy/lady is worth dying for. Do whatever u want to do $ live the rest to God. U might not get an advice worthwhile here. Best wishes

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Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Nnamdi Kanu & A Prison Warder In Court Today by Onyiido: 10:47pm On Jan 25, 2016
XaintJoel20:
Arrogant attititude like this as displayed by Nnamdi Kanu will not help the litigation in his favour. The judge will see him as a deviant, arrogant, and harden fellow. He should learn to behave himself in a more orderly manner when in and out the court...
Story for the gods. No one knows what he was telling the officer, so don't assume without proof

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Posts On 'Stealing Of Songs' Complains . . Funny by Onyiido: 9:56pm On Jan 25, 2016
ggrin:
Nigerians wil rather be angry at Blackface for being "Envious, Jealous, nuisance", rather than be angry that he may have been really cheated undecided
Why did it take him so long to voice it out. I feel for him though but he can do nothing about it. The best he can do is to forge ahead $ be careful about his records now
Education / Re: 10 Misused English Words That Make Smart People Look Silly by Onyiido: 4:43pm On Jan 24, 2016
IamChuks:

Is like u haf not jam hot maths before?
Maths wicked gringrin
No amount of maths can match english. English wicked pass
Romance / Re: I Don't Understand by Onyiido: 3:37pm On Jan 24, 2016
justdream:


Chei onyibaby... U sef con resemble Tiwa for that ya pishure sha... Babe toh badt in dem skirts
I don't understand ur last statement
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe & Hubby Stepout In Style (photos) by Onyiido: 12:50am On Jan 24, 2016
9jacrip:
She try.
At least she no naked herself unlike others who don't know the meaning of decency
Celebrities / Re: Tuface Speaks On Dammy Krane & Wizkid's Fight by Onyiido: 2:03pm On Jan 23, 2016
terrystylez:
Lol... Stealin ....??
Stealing is not corruption
Romance / Re: I Don't Understand by Onyiido: 1:47am On Jan 23, 2016
justdream:


Chei onyibaby... U sef con resemble Tiwa for that ya pishure sha... Babe toh badt in dem skirts
Guy wetin u come dey rapport. If I catch u eeh

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