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Celebrities / Re: Fans React To Cleavage Picture Of Ex-bbnaija Housemate, Uriel by Onyiido: 9:59am On Nov 01, 2017
JON01:
. . . .AH! Take am easy oO don't Goan grab what will electrocute you xX
grin
Celebrities / Re: Fans React To Cleavage Picture Of Ex-bbnaija Housemate, Uriel by Onyiido: 9:53am On Nov 01, 2017
LuvU2:
She has so many flaws but she still looks quite good. U don't hv to agree but quit saying she ugly like a fact, coz many dnt think so smiley
Thanks dearie

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Celebrities / Re: Fans React To Cleavage Picture Of Ex-bbnaija Housemate, Uriel by Onyiido: 9:51am On Nov 01, 2017
JON01:

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.Lol coman check nah..Anything your eyes see nah your hand you take drag am -ADAGE"
As our politicians dey grab money, my hand sef dey find wetin e go grab
Health / Re: Your Vagina Should Smell And If Your Man Doesn't Like It DUMP Him, Gynecologist by Onyiido: 9:48am On Nov 01, 2017
wink
classicfrank4u:
"men that smell like uncooked pigs" dats too harsh madam
cheesy
Literature / Re: A Place Between Two Stools - A Short Story by Onyiido: 7:01am On Nov 01, 2017
Come back here and finish up your story.
Health / Re: 200,000 Living With HIV In OYO State- The Nation by Onyiido: 6:45am On Nov 01, 2017
Baseless figure, when these people needs money, u'll see them come up with different strategies. If these number of peeps have HIV, how many are in that state?

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Celebrities / Re: Fans React To Cleavage Picture Of Ex-bbnaija Housemate, Uriel by Onyiido: 6:38am On Nov 01, 2017
JON01:
Cc girls be commenting and IF we start to check their own breast now it surely the same or we see nothing dis.. And By the way I feel for the guy that will end up making her his baby mama
We too go check some guys Jonny make we know.... u know the rest of the story.
Back to the topic, the girls empire has really fallen, Louis we need u to erect a fallen empire the girl come top am with ugliness. tongue
JON01:
Cc girls be commenting and IF we start to check their own breast now it surely the same or we see nothing dis.. And By the way I feel for the guy that will end up making her his baby mama
We too go check some guys Jonny make we know.... u know the rest of the story.
Back to the topic, the girls empire has really fallen, Louis we need u to erect a fallen empire the girl come top am with ugliness.
Health / Re: Your Vagina Should Smell And If Your Man Doesn't Like It DUMP Him, Gynecologist by Onyiido: 6:28am On Nov 01, 2017
iamdrfresh:


didnt get anything twisted...I believe what's good for d goose is good for d gander.
A lady has right to a man who keeps it clean too.


but wait ooo, you don smell one before
I almost choke the day I went to work on my phone. his trouser was oozing to the extent I started imagining how that area will smell like. the truth is that some men feel the ladies should take care of themselves while they are exempted, and some men can actually OOZE more than a lady.
Health / Re: Your Vagina Should Smell And If Your Man Doesn't Like It DUMP Him, Gynecologist by Onyiido: 11:58pm On Oct 31, 2017
classicfrank4u:
and she took it personal!! girl's like you will definitely get upset wen dy tell u ur vagina doesn't smell nice
u need an anger management instructor. y are u beefing self, didn't I pinpoint the ladies too. mtchews
Health / Re: Your Vagina Should Smell And If Your Man Doesn't Like It DUMP Him, Gynecologist by Onyiido: 11:34pm On Oct 31, 2017
wtfcoded:
ooh u too like beta thing. I get well shaved 'tap' 4 ya. cheesy
keep it up, I gat one already
Health / Re: Your Vagina Should Smell And If Your Man Doesn't Like It DUMP Him, Gynecologist by Onyiido: 11:32pm On Oct 31, 2017
Wallace2107:
grin grin grin onyi babym , how far na?
my gee, I full ground ooo
Health / Re: Your Vagina Should Smell And If Your Man Doesn't Like It DUMP Him, Gynecologist by Onyiido: 11:14pm On Oct 31, 2017
iamdrfresh:
of course it can smell but the kind of smell coming out matters...

I'm definitely not gon stay with a girl who smells like uncooked fish down there..
what 'bout men who smell like uncooked pig. some men on their own are dirty just like some ladies. just as ladies keep their vagina clean, men should also make good effort at keeping their penis & its environs neat. don't get it twisted pls
Celebrities / Re: Check Out Pre-wedding Photoshoot Of Singer Oritsefemi And His Wife, Nabila by Onyiido: 9:45am On Oct 31, 2017
EmekaBlue:
d pishure editing is too much
The editing is very obvious.

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Romance / Re: What Is The One Thing You Do Not Tolerate In A Relationship? by Onyiido: 10:31pm On Feb 21, 2017
Nomfanelo99:
a control freak
Gbam
Romance / Re: What Is The One Thing You Do Not Tolerate In A Relationship? by Onyiido: 10:30pm On Feb 21, 2017
Ten12:
Telling me you are not ready for kpanshin after Friday night club
Repent
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Peace Corps Of Nigeria Training Camp by Onyiido: 8:39pm On Feb 15, 2017
Thanks on Abj info. getting ready to go to camp
Politics / Re: Shehu Sani Slams El-rufai Again, Says El-rufai Is An Unwashed Underwear Of PDP by Onyiido: 7:20pm On Dec 05, 2016
ddippset:
boy o boy. this guy dey yab o. this kind guy go dey win yabbing competition when he small o.
I tell u. The whole yab got me rolling on the floor. El rufai yaf suffered

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Celebrities / Re: Blossom Chukwujekwu And Maureen's White Wedding In Lagos (Photos) by Onyiido: 9:28pm On Oct 15, 2016
Sensie:

It's not fine jor
What's my business sef
undecided
Celebrities / Re: Blossom Chukwujekwu And Maureen's White Wedding In Lagos (Photos) by Onyiido: 9:28pm On Oct 15, 2016
Sensie:

It's not fine jor
What's my business sef
undecided
Celebrities / Re: Blossom Chukwujekwu And Maureen's White Wedding In Lagos (Photos) by Onyiido: 8:47pm On Oct 15, 2016
Sensie:
Despite being a fashion designer is this the best she could do @herweddinggown and who snapped the pictures :-/ undecided



Congrats to them tho
Guess she's pregnant that's why she wore that
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele At The NaijaFM Comedy Award, Bags Two Awards by Onyiido: 8:35pm On Oct 10, 2016
Wizzyblack3:
Is Kiki with her?
lol
Religion / Re: "Husband Means Master" - Chris Oyakhilome by Onyiido: 11:28am On Sep 08, 2016
Greatzeus:
Just like Adeboye said,his teachings on marriage is not for everybody.Even so what Pastor Chris is saying is not for everybody.
So no need to work yourself up,his message is for Christians,whose sole authority in all matters of life is the Holy Bible.Those who wants to please God,not some bunch of hypocrites who hide behind their Phones and PC to spew trash at those they will never ever measure up to in life.
They will soon come and pour out their frustration on life and personal failure on Pastor Chris,the way they did on Pastor Adeboye's advice on marriage.
I love your response to the unreasonable ones who claims to be a Christian. Ever learning, never able to come to the knowledge of truth.
Religion / Re: "Husband Means Master" - Chris Oyakhilome by Onyiido: 11:23am On Sep 08, 2016
donnie:


Says who.. You wey dem born yesterday? This annointed man has been preaching since his childhood days. Held his first crusade at age 15. Where were you then? He has every right to talk to the church worldwide cos he is annointed and commisioned to do so.

By the way, are you married?
Don't mind him/her. Some people don't know the calamity they're heaping on themselves for talking against an anointed man of God. He has every right to preach about marriage and what he said in the above post is 100% correct. if u are a woman and u don't concur, u're not ready to get married.

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Crime / Re: Woman Caught With Dead Baby In Oshodi, Lagos - PICS by Onyiido: 10:47pm On Aug 16, 2016
LecciGucci:



stop make foool of yaself..
we all kno her origin..
or have killed ur conscience?
Don't mind the afonja head. He should keep deceiving himself as if its not obvious she is from there.....

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Romance / Re: Lady With Big Hips Causes Commotion Online After These Pics Of Her Went Viral by Onyiido: 10:59pm On Aug 15, 2016
Benart:
i don't trust girls of nowadays, some of them do surgeries
just what's on my mind. look closely at the pix on your right, one hips is bigger than the other. Them be deceiving men since the days of eve
Politics / Re: Samira Ibrahim's Wedding: Amina Mohammed's Daughter Weds In Style (Photos) by Onyiido: 9:06pm On Aug 12, 2016
zakson4real:
Happy married life. May Allah bless them with good children. The beauty of a girl is her husband house
Many girls think say name to fine, that's why they mess up things when they enter that marriage.
Crime / Re: Kulere Murder: Police Offers N10Million For Information by Onyiido: 9:19pm On Aug 04, 2016
Mopolchi:
That money is tempting
If u trust Nigerian police, you're on your own. if u don't trust them, better for u
Politics / Re: Mark Okoye, Anambra Youngest Commissioner by Onyiido: 2:54pm On Jun 16, 2016
Built2last:
nice one

every achievement Nigeria boasts of today were all achieved by our leaders when they were young...unfortunately, their analogue brain is still ruling us in a digital age.

imagine telling Augbu Ogbeh to read GPRS and drive with it.

Its a pity
ur mouth bad oooo
Romance / Re: Guy Refuses To Pay For Friends Invited To Their Date By His Female Friend by Onyiido: 2:47pm On Jun 16, 2016
Feranchek:
Lol. I know guys will enjoy this story. Buh I think the guy in this story is quite a jerk!! For heaven's sake she mentioned that she'll be coming with her 2 friends, and the pomo gut Said YES! Since you know you weren't financially buoyant to cater for all of them, why agree to let her come with her friends? I'm sure she'd have still come if you told her not to come with her friends. Let's be unsentimental and say the truth biko. The level of immaturity in some guys in quite annoying


(Oya Bashirus!!! Ngwanu, coman bash me!! I dey wait!! I know Y'all! So I won't be surprised tongue)

I knew it!!!! I talk am!!!! Bashirus never fail to disappoint! cheesy cheesy 23 BASHING mentions in just 20 mins!!! Gush!!! Guys dey Para o0o!! (Mumu guys I mean)

Buh some guys can be so foolish just to bring cover their shame o0oo!! So cos she didn't say "can my friends come with me and you'll pay for their tickets" now means he's exonerated from any allegations??!! C'mon fellas!

Olamide came on stage and was hitting on the organisers of a particular event. He never mentioned Don Jazzy buh we all knew (including The Don himself) that he was referring to Don baba Jay! Why??!! It's an IMPLIED STATEMENT kiddos!!

She needn't mention the paying of tickets part to the boy na.... since he agreed that she bring her friends along, then he should know what that implies!!

"Honey, my friends wants to JOIN US in seeing the movie, are you comfortable with that?" Guys make una sef give unasef some level of respect na....If she wasn't matured enough to tell her friends NO, he should be matured enough to do that!!
In Psquare voice "no start watin you no go finish, I no be George Finidi, oh oh!!" cheesy cheesy grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Read her statements well. The guy was just a frnd she like, besides 3k into four places no be moimoi. On the other hand d guy would av told her not to bring her frnds. Girls sha..........

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor: I'm Getting Old So Fast Because Of.. by Onyiido: 1:19pm On Jun 16, 2016
Charmerbeautylooks:
See how beautiful she is as she is well dressed! shocked shocked
I never knew she is as beautiful as this.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Almost Got Scammed Today By A So Called Ex Corper Colleague (screenshot) by Onyiido: 10:23am On Jun 15, 2016
TPAND:


Take a pill called "Grow Up". For your condition you need to take 15tablets a day
pls give the itk 32 tablets in 2hrs. don't know why pple are sadist
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Almost Got Scammed Today By A So Called Ex Corper Colleague (screenshot) by Onyiido: 10:21am On Jun 15, 2016
TPAND:


Take a pill called "Grow Up". For your condition you need to take 15tablets a day
pls give the it 32 tablets in 2hrs. don't know why pple are just being a sadist

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