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flawless..S:
next year

So, no babies then

Let's just romance...what you say?

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D ones i've gotten:
For wia?
Acho iri m

Sweery, can ooh Mpa see your pics?
This one you get favorite and non-favorite replies, Ooh Mpa wanna see if your face is worth it

flawless..S:
thanks

So, Sweety when you turning 18 so we can make babies?
Reply Asap

davida222: Oh.. i see

Bro, is this how you woo a hot chick like flawless?

Seriously, we do give up

Booty butt chic: im mars niccur

Interplanetal Sexx?

Let's make little green babies

Missmossy: Kinda true.

Sweety boo, you got straight legs and good hygiene?

Ooh Mpa is smooth looking with 6 pack and a 12 inch bonus.
Pm him for details

Obasgilbert: if i nor thank God for Handsomedity/beauty, wetin i gain?

With this your grammar, how will you get chicks?

Do more good by passing your WAEC first

Mynd_44: I dont know about the bath ooooo. During your chat/calls have you two spoken about sex and how comfy one another is?

As the guy I quoted said, take walks, try to show her memorable places in your area, see places, and places where you can have fun and laugh things off a lot. Dont try to have sex with her on the first night to remove the impression that you only want sex (I am assuming you are looking for a long lasting thing) you guys should cook together, say jokes and just be free. And while you are walking, hold her to the right side so she is not walking close to cars, hold her hands and have you hand around her next if possible (you can try the waist as time goes though)

At night, do loads of cuddling start with some peck, kiss her head, checks and the lips (look her in the eyes while you kiss her lips for the first time. It shows confident and also you telling her to trust you) dont push it if she resists, just stop and do something else (dont worry about her calling you "weak" and "not man enough". A woman who says no when she means yes is childish and confused which I am sure you dont want).

In the morning, have some friends over for some time, not a long time though just introduce and say hi, then go out to buy stuff to cook together. It always works and is fun when you do things with your woman. Keep it up and while she is checking the pot on the stove, try turning her around and kiss her lips (chai......forget she don melt).

Oh make sure you keep your phone free of old chats with crazy girls (block stubborn ones) and tell your ex(es) you are travelling

goodluck

You sound gayy

Poster, Ooh Mpa is happy for you..Buy enough durex..shower might not be enough

safarigirl: Yaya Toure, is that you? Ejo, you have won this thing 2 times, I know you don't have many trophies so na only CAF dey give you hope, but just free the award for someone else, okay? Don't worry, next year dey.

You'll just have to assasinate Emenike, Enyeama, Aubameyang..but that shouldn't be much of a problem for you

FOH
Go and play ten ten with your friends You know nothing about football

Booty butt chic:

You with gap tooth and a booty butt chick?

Where you been all of Ooh Mpa's life?

ogeoflyf: Oh Eiya sorry. I didn't notice your attempt at being funny initially.
. Dts for you. Calm down

Let's hit the gym together

There's a special called "Breast Clamps". Ooh Mpa is gonna teach you how to use it

ogeoflyf: New comer. I've seen you.
Oni ibon. Oshi

Instead of you to take Ooh Mpa's advice and hit the gym asap before it's too late, you're here calling yourself "Dimples"

Why can't Nigerian girls take advice?

ogeoflyf: Whr did dis one come 4rm. are you alryt.

you want to get noticed. Try another method. Total flop.

It's you that's not alright with your fat self that you mistake for dimples

Ooh Mpa doesn't know when obesity became a marker for dimples

ogeoflyf: #team dimples

Which team? with your fat cheeks?

Go and find your team somewhere else, akpu

F.K.O:
DUDE D FONE HAS NO SD SLOT N D BATTERY Z NON REMOVABLE...HOW DO PPLE LIKE DZ KIND OF PHONES SEF ?

16gb? 32gb? I'm perfectly ok with it. I never even use the 32gb sd card for my s4 and I still have almost 3gb to spare?

Why you wan remove your battery when the battery life is superb and considering, removable ones age faster than the non removable ones.
You even suggested Xperia z for him which is non removable
The only issue here is tampering with the battery script and kernels of the phone via rooting and custom roms...which in this case I don't see that with the poster
That's the reason I won't be able to have that phone cos I'll need to change the battery after I don tamper with am finish

zeemoore: Mpa, can u pls get Gbafida off my back?

No
You no give me good loving

zeemoore: Thank Goodness Gbafida knows I'm his granny

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Oh My Mpa, isn't that blasphemy?

You screamed Jesus, Jesu, Chineke, Oloru., Ubangiji
Ooh Mpa was getting confused

That's our blasphemy