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Romance / Re: What's That First Thing That You Saw Attracted You To Your Spouse? by OohMpaTM: 9:27pm On Jan 04, 2014
Xsenga: HIS............. lipsrsealed

How was that the first thing?

Were you peeping at Ooh Mpa getting chikichiki?
Romance / Re: 5 Downsides Of Being Too Cute [from Experience] by OohMpaTM: 9:19pm On Jan 04, 2014
Poster +100

Just yesterday, Xsenga was calling me iroko
Zeemore said I'm her Jesus

Is it Ooh Mpa's fault he's fearfully and wonderfully made? undecided

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Phones / Re: How Tecno Stole The Show From Nokia And Blackberry by OohMpaTM: 9:09pm On Jan 04, 2014
Joke thread and comments

They stole the show from Nokia and BlackBerry? grin
Tecno is expected to have gorilla glass, ip57 certifications on water and dust resistance, OTA updates? grin
And at the same price? grin

Let Ooh Mpa end with kkk grin grin grin
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy Note 3 And S4 Enquiries by OohMpaTM: 9:01pm On Jan 04, 2014
cooldammy: I have about N118,000 and i also prefer the variant with Snapdragon chipset (2.3GHz quad core processor)

That Soc variant is not in Nigeria unless you wanna order via ebay....ooh Mpa is still perplexed about that

And also doubt you'll find 64gb versions
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Fight Over Me??? by OohMpaTM: 1:46pm On Jan 04, 2014
Bros, Ooh Mpa has been looking for you

You don forget your ward mate?
Na me dey on top that bed wey dey chow nurse hair finish...locate me

No lost again

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Phones / Re: Sony Xperia Z Or Samsung Galaxy S4: Which Should I Buy? by OohMpaTM: 9:46am On Jan 04, 2014
akinyemmzy: I v one big problem has regards d s4,fine all d phones make sense but v U tot of the maintenance,one problem related to Samsung is broken screen nd trust me that can cost U a fortune,s4 screen repair is ova 50k,nw does that make sense.

50k? where? shocked

s4 screen is 15k my nigga.. I changed my kid sister's s3 not long ago for 14k
Romance / Re: Women Are Not Always The Problem In Relationships by OohMpaTM: 1:47am On Jan 04, 2014
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Romance / Re: Women Are Not Always The Problem In Relationships by OohMpaTM: 1:34am On Jan 04, 2014
zeemoore: Isn't it past ur bedtime?

Ooh Mpa doesn't sleep if Zeemore doesn't sleep
Let's get some chikichiki wink
Romance / Re: Women Are Not Always The Problem In Relationships by OohMpaTM: 1:16am On Jan 04, 2014
zeemoore:
Oh Jesus, son of the most high, have mercy

Let's pray to Jesus together wink
Romance / Re: I Stole His Sperm :/ by OohMpaTM: 1:14am On Jan 04, 2014
Come and steal ooh Mpa's sperm
ooh Mpa would even pretend you aren't there
Romance / Re: Women Are Not Always The Problem In Relationships by OohMpaTM: 1:04am On Jan 04, 2014
zeemoore: Goodnight Crackhaus
Do have a happpppy nighttttttttt resttttttt


Nice äss
You selling? Cos ooh Mpa is buying tongue
Celebrities / Re: Photo : Davido Strikes A Pose With Aki And Paw Paw by OohMpaTM: 8:58pm On Jan 03, 2014
Has this 21yr old boy lost respect?

See as he cross hin hand over them men

If oyinbo sees this, na
"Davido, you got cute little brothers"

angry angry
Phones / Re: Sony Xperia Z Or Samsung Galaxy S4: Which Should I Buy? by OohMpaTM: 8:23pm On Jan 03, 2014
Gerrard59: The LG is a mumuphnone. Worse than the Nexus sef,non-removable battery and no micro slot. Just big for nothing.
Will go for the S4,but who knows when the S5 will be released?
Oga J,na Uyo i dey, apart from Slot and Super phones i cant vouch for any other. As long as it's original,i dnt mind the price

Mumuphone? Lol
Tell me young Jedi, as an average Nigeria user, what do you need in a phone?

Large screen? Check
The best screen there is? Check
Fastest processor currently? Check
healthier price than it's competitors? Check
impressive battery life? Check
One of the best cameras? Check
feel of android? Check

And I didn't even mention warrantycheesy

Cons:
No sd card..
Slow updates
non removable battery...Well Ooh Mpa ain't addressing you but the poster who doesn't seem to mind the non removable battery since he wants an Xperia z

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Phones / Re: Sony Xperia Z Or Samsung Galaxy S4: Which Should I Buy? by OohMpaTM: 7:52pm On Jan 03, 2014
Poster, I'll do you one better

Go to Slot or Microstation, Ikeja
add 5k and get LG G2 wink

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Jokes Etc / Re: Wizkid Uploads Caro's Pic On Instagram..... by OohMpaTM: 7:48pm On Jan 03, 2014
Caro...Your lips so necessary grin
Phones / Re: Things Samsung's Galaxy S4 Can Do That Iphone 5S Can't by OohMpaTM: 7:40pm On Jan 03, 2014
1st pic, iPhone 5 captured more details
3rd pic, s4 is clearly the winner

The 2nd pic....not really sure which is the true color..

Btw, ooh Mpa was expecting daylight pictures of tress, people, indoor pics and maybe one low light pic...
Both are good though but ooh Mpa definitely knows 5s trumps my s4 in most pic scenes
Phones / Re: Gionee Claims E7 Is The Best Android Camera Smartphone |Video| by OohMpaTM: 4:52pm On Jan 03, 2014
shogz89:
hey be mature enough to make your point without the use of insult .... we are arguing here and not fighting!
http://www.phonedog.com/2013/07/18/is-the-htc-one-s-ultrapixel-camera-worth-the-risk/

At least Ooh Mpa's brain is matured enough to decipher what is mp and UltraPixel grin

and he still argues....sad
Phones / Re: Gionee Claims E7 Is The Best Android Camera Smartphone |Video| by OohMpaTM: 2:51pm On Jan 03, 2014
shogz89:
the htc one camera is not just a regular 4mp shooter,; it is actually called ultra pixel

TF?
Don't quote Ooh Mpa if you don't have something sensible to say

It's a regular 4mp camera with large sensor
Go read about UltraPixel, mate
Romance / Re: Abortion: Now A Proof Of Love? by OohMpaTM: 10:37am On Jan 03, 2014
Konji na bastard

All the agents of STDs, unwanted pregnancies and testicular torsion won't stop Ooh Mpa from getting some chikichiki

Adaeze, kekwanu? smiley
Phones / Re: Gionee Claims E7 Is The Best Android Camera Smartphone |Video| by OohMpaTM: 10:32am On Jan 03, 2014
deejay_harry1: lol.. okay let me add.. when i used a tecno n7, it had a 5mp, and i also had a nokia c5 that had a 5mp then... the nokia out did the tecno in all ways , camera wise...

so im saying a 13mp on tecno, means a true 5mp on other phones..

Technically an increase in mp basically means what it is- resolution. Nothing more

For a camera to get the best detail, it lies square on other things like sensor, lens, led flash, auto focus, even the screen at times, etc

That's why an HTC one (4mp) can shoot comparable pictures or even better with some higher mp phones
and why the qX100 camera also does marginally better than some dslrs
Phones / Re: Unlock Code For Samsung Galaxy S4 by OohMpaTM: 10:22am On Jan 03, 2014
CLICK HERE

Follow the steps as seen.
NOTE: Ooh Mpa is not responsible if your phone turns to a paperweight after this. You clearly know the risks involved


You've been warned

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Phones / Re: Things Samsung's Galaxy S4 Can Do That Iphone 5S Can't by OohMpaTM: 11:47pm On Jan 02, 2014
deejay_harry1: ooh mpa, glo just blew me off their sub.. lol.. exausted, i had to do the mtn 10mb, waiting for tmoro... pics are already taken and my device beats hers... putting it up tmoro.. still gonna compare it and an s3, putting up all pics tmoro when i sub for another glo data plan..

Pics are just 200kb and you got 10mb

Just don't keep Ooh Mpa waiting tomorrow
Phones / Re: Things Samsung's Galaxy S4 Can Do That Iphone 5S Can't by OohMpaTM: 10:36pm On Jan 02, 2014
deejay_harry1: i use an s4, my girlfriend uses an iphone 5... lol.. we have never had a reason to compare pics... but defo gonna do so cox of you... proofs coming up..

s4 is comparable to iPhone 5 but 5s blows it into smithereens
Ooh Mpa waiting for the pics....
Phones / Re: Things Samsung's Galaxy S4 Can Do That Iphone 5S Can't by OohMpaTM: 10:07pm On Jan 02, 2014
Fulaman198:

You are in denial if you think the iPhone 5s has a better camera after I linked those videos.

Denial? I use an s4 mate
You brought videos...I can as well link 5s reviews with its comparison with s4

If you haven't taken photos with the two hand in hand, then don't talk


deejay_harry1: just watched youtube vids of camera Comparrisons btween the iphone 5 and s3 not s4 ooo..
and s3 was beating the iphone madt..
your statement is super false

Review channels, right?
I can as well put my links too..They're reviews with perceptions of the image quality of the phone they're reviewing

Go to xda, verge and possibly other forums where users share pictures and you'll see....
Like I said, if you haven't taken pics with two hand in hand, you'll stick with this your false statement
Phones / Re: Things Samsung's Galaxy S4 Can Do That Iphone 5S Can't by OohMpaTM: 7:45pm On Jan 02, 2014
Did Ooh Mpa just read s4 camera is better than iPhone 5 let alone 5s?
...and someone came up with videos of nexus 5 vs 5s grin
even the screen of iPhone will blow you away

Please stick to os and features comparisons because in terms of hardware, Samsung is still playing second fiddle to Apple
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Like Having Their Unclad Pics On Their Fones by OohMpaTM: 3:46pm On Jan 02, 2014
Dannylux:

What you just said doesn't define guilty.

With her conspicuous lucid responses and what she said in the 1st page, it defines innocence?

Do you film yourself dancing nakëd? undecided
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Like Having Their Unclad Pics On Their Fones by OohMpaTM: 1:06pm On Jan 02, 2014
Shir£ll£ baby:





see u are out for an e-fight wiv me!
I let u win and dont quote me!.

Attacking an innocent girl that adviced you to go to an adult site kus she saw no reason y u want to see an unclad pix....since she knew people dont see unclad pix for relaxation also knowing dat wen a guy sees an unclad pix of a hot babe,his system starts booting!
..
I repeat dont quote me!U WIN

New definition of innocence people

"Innocence means filming yourself dance nakëd" lipsrsealed

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Like Having Their Unclad Pics On Their Fones by OohMpaTM: 12:26pm On Jan 02, 2014
dechandel: No

Hey....Be nice angry

venorite: I didn't say my cousin is a runs girls.she said she does it for fun and I guess she doesn't know the implication of such action.for all the pretenders wey dey here wey dey form,I don't know you but God is watching all of you....

God is watching you too for making a statement without pictorial evidence angry

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