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Celebrities / Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by oojehshez(f): 11:40pm On Jun 16, 2016
all.dis.for one man


shey na human being e b abi na deity
Family / Re: Annoying Attitudes Some Women Display by oojehshez(f): 11:34pm On Jun 16, 2016
WriteBoy:


Indeed, I wish that were to be my challenge. If I marry you, yes you -- You will cook fresh food for me, all the time, no exceptions. You will keep an account of your household expenses for vetting and reconciliation every month end. You will wear only the underwear that I wish for you to wear (Mostly those stringy things) and you will pander to my every demand. Your job will be to make me happy and pander to my every behest. If you complain, yeah the door is open.

Let's see how you will become feral when you have not finished your support functions.



bros na husband u b abi a dictator for ur house

Even the Holy Book says ur wife is ur helper not ur maidservant

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Family / Re: How Did You Propose To Your Wife? by oojehshez(f): 11:27pm On Jun 16, 2016
onadana:
Cannot even remember if I proposed.Make I talk true.



op u remembered to pay her bride price or u r part of d bring back our girls forum

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Family / Re: How Did You Propose To Your Wife? by oojehshez(f): 11:20pm On Jun 16, 2016
onadana:
Cannot even remember if I proposed..


op sey u remember to pay her bride price

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Politics / Re: Fani-Koyode: EFCC Files 17-count Charge Against Ex Minister by oojehshez(f): 8:21am On Jun 16, 2016
EVEN IF DEM GO JAIL, NA EXECUTIVE JAIL DEM B, NO B DOS ONES WE DEY C FOR OUR FILM.

D ONLY DIFFERENCE IN DEM BEING JAILED IS DAT DEY CANNOT GO OUT. BUT NA ENJOYMENT DEM DEY FOR INSIDE DAT JAIL.


#NAIJA TINZ#
Politics / Re: Fani-Koyode: EFCC Files 17-count Charge Against Ex Minister by oojehshez(f): 8:18am On Jun 16, 2016
NA THE STARTING U GO C, U NO GO C D END.

MONEY SPEAKING
Politics / Re: FG Declares State Of Emergency In Tomatoes Subsector by oojehshez(f): 8:17am On Jun 16, 2016
AW CUM THE FIRST STEP TO SOLVING EVERY PROBLEM THAT ARISE IN NIGERIA IN DIS CHANGE


ERA IS TO FIRST SET UP COMMITTEE INSTEAD OF TAKING SWIFT ACTION.


NA WE WANT CHANGE AND WE DON DEY C AM.


IT IS WELL.

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Sports / Re: Keshi's Son Signs Condolence Register In Honour Of His Dad At NFF Office(Pics) by oojehshez(f): 8:09am On Jun 16, 2016
may his soul rest in perfect peace. Amen

Nigeria and NFF has lost a great icon
Celebrities / Re: Fathia Balogun Rocking Her Bald Hair by oojehshez(f): 8:05am On Jun 16, 2016
Lasgidy1:
Who's he pls? I haven't heard of him before? Is he a rapper?



na she, no b he

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Business / Re: CBN New Forex Rate Policy Announced by oojehshez(f): 8:00am On Jun 16, 2016
can sum1 summarize dis for me in simple language?
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Obama Family At The Beginning Of Obama's Presidency And Now by oojehshez(f): 7:55am On Jun 16, 2016
na growers mash dem dey give their children?
Career / Re: Photos: My Induction As A Certified Project Manager by oojehshez(f): 7:52am On Jun 16, 2016
congratz, ere repete
Celebrities / Re: Azaria, Korede Bello's Girlfriend Unveiled And She Is Beautiful (photos) by oojehshez(f): 9:59pm On Jun 15, 2016
i think today is mavin babies girlfriend public display day...expecting di'ja own too
Celebrities / Re: Fathia Balogun, Saidi Balogun At Bimbo Akinsanya's Son's Birthday Party by oojehshez(f): 10:48am On Jun 15, 2016
although dem dey dia togethet, dey no snap togeda
Celebrities / Re: Fans Beg Wizkid & Tania Omotayo To Resume Dating Each Other by oojehshez(f): 10:45am On Jun 15, 2016
naija and poke nosing

wetin b dia own

aw e epp dem and d nation as naija dey
Celebrities / Re: Fathia Balogun Rocking Her Bald Hair by oojehshez(f): 10:39am On Jun 15, 2016
na aw mamy tymz dis fathia bald head go dey make FP

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Who Praised D'banj & Mocked Bovi At Noble's Wedding Blasted by oojehshez(f): 10:14am On Jun 15, 2016
nawa oooo, na wich kind soap dat lady take baff dat day,

smh
Education / Re: The Water Supplied To Aminu Kano Teaching Hospital Hostel, Kano by oojehshez(f): 10:09am On Jun 15, 2016
it is well...God bless nigeria

na God go help us
Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks Finally Reveals His Girlfriend by oojehshez(f): 10:07am On Jun 15, 2016
to think i av my eyez on him

disappointed

i forgive him cuz d babe is hot
Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks Finally Reveals His Girlfriend by oojehshez(f): 9:53am On Jun 15, 2016
lordkit2:
Mavin artiste Reekado Banks has gathered a lot of fan base since his debut into the industry.The singer has collected awards and accolades for his works, and he shows no sign of slowing down at all.The singer who never denied been in a relationship, has recently revealed the face of the woman, he often refers to as ‘Bae of life’.

He uploaded a picture of both of them together with a caption of ‘Bae of life’. Guess what? She is also an artiste.


The pretty damsel is signed to Manner Records where she has released some singles.Although she is an upcoming artiste, but listening to her works shows some prospects and the duo really looks amazing together as a couple.



to think i av my eyes on him
disappointed

see below:

Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/06/14/reekado-banks-finally-reveals-his-girlfriend/
Romance / Re: Ladies. Watch Your Tongue. I Stopped Caring For Her After She Said This by oojehshez(f): 11:35pm On Jun 14, 2016
for her to answer lyk dat, u ef don overtalk b dat, no vex. na una provoke unasef
Romance / Re: The Most Painful Way Of Breaking Up, Share Your Experience Here by oojehshez(f): 11:33pm On Jun 14, 2016
berndodlion:
A friend was in a relationship with this girl, she just called him one day and told him to see her.
She suddenly presented a card to him, telling him that she is getting married next week. She was inviting him for the wedding and that was it.


itz not only d gals, @ least she had d courtesy of informing him b4 d wedding day. I had a friend wu found out her fiance of more than 3yrs was getting married wen she saw d wedding iv in his house and d guy confirmed wot she saw
Literature / Re: Blind Love by oojehshez(f): 12:59am On Jun 14, 2016
Buzzboy:
Dedicated to missmossy, girlhaley, and ebigbola.
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Pablo was fuming with anger. How could Blossom stoop so low. It was just yesterday when one of his friends came up to him with the latest gist. 'guy, I wish you dey club yesterday, you for see drama' the guy began. 'which kin drama' Pablo asked uninterested. 'naso one guy wan sing, before we know wetin happen, all the speakers burn, 'really' pablo asked sarcastically. 'I never finish o, naso people begin shout for the guy head. Na God even save am say the wine bottle wey I target for hin head miss am, con scatter for floor, me wey I don dey ready to scatter im body with bottles if e sing nonsense'. 'wetin con happen? Pablo asked. 'The guy con carry guitar and mic start to sing one Bez son about fire abi na rainbow I no know, but the guy get voice sha, the beta part na when im babe run enter stage kiss am, the girl fine no be small. I even snap their pictures, con see am'. He brought out his phone and showed pablo the pictures. Pablo opened his mouth in shock. He saw Tope and Blossom, his own Blossom kissing. Guy wetin happen, you know dem? His friend asked him 'no, the girl just to fine o, he replied. That was yesterday, now he was thinking of ways to put an end to Tope. He knew he had lost Blossom but he had to make Tope pay. Tope had to feel pains too. He did not want to kill, he thought of sending his thugs to beat him but the area Tope lived didn't favour the decision. You don't send thugs to beat another thug in a land of thugs. He thought for a long time till he got an idea. He stood up, took his car keys and headed out.
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The day could not get any worse for Kemi Ojo, Tope's sister. Firstly, she was flogged for latecoming in her school. She forgot her biology notebook which was going to be marked and used as her continuous assessment so she automatically scored zero. Soon the closing bell rang and the students of goverment college obalende cheered happily and packed their bags for the day. Her sister was absent in school today due to a mild sickness. She packed her things and was about to go when she discovered that her purse was missing. She checked her class and her bag two times without luck. She started crying, not because of the purse but because of her transport fare that was inside the purse. Now, she had to trek home and the distance from her school to her house is not a laughing matter. She braced herself up and started the Isrealites Journey with all focus and concentration when the worst happened, thunder struck, and the rain began to pour down heavily as if it was angry at her. She kept walking because she knew that with each step she took she was getting closer to her destination. Suddenly, she noticed a silver Toyota Camry following her, she began to walk faster. The Toyota started horning, increasing is speed. She became scared and started walking faster, struggling to see clearly under the rain. The car finally caught up with her. 'hello' the dark driver said, she just kept on walking. 'you look wet and tired, why not let me drive you home. She didn't even answer or turn her face, she just kept walking hoping that he would get tired and go. 'are you not Tope's sister? That question made her stop. 'look, I am your brother's friend, let me just take you home safely. She thought about it for some seconds and finally entered his car, she saw no harm since he knew her brother. He gave her a towel to clean her face, hands and legs. Thank you' she said. 'anytime dear, what is your name' he asked. 'Oluwakemi' she answered. 'nice name, My name is Pascal Onyeka but I'll like you to call me Pablo'... He said and sped away.
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N.B. Im so sorry to you all, Ive been busy like mad, please bear with me, I dont want to rush the story and I hardly see time to write. Na the small time wey I get, I dey sacrifice, just to update. Im going to be updating tommorow morning.
Your comments, observations and criticisms are always welcome.


Bros, we still dey wait for ur tomorrow morning to come

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Politics / Re: Pickpockets Steal At Richard Okeke's Burial In Anambra by oojehshez(f): 12:12am On Jun 14, 2016
hustling continual
Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot Celebrates His One Year As A Lawmaker by oojehshez(f): 12:12am On Jun 14, 2016
any achievement in d one year#itz nt aw far bt aw well#
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage's Interview On E Entertainment: We Had Argument On Our Wedding Day by oojehshez(f): 12:06am On Jun 14, 2016
nice interview


moving on...
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Is Owing Me N18,000 For A Gown She Bought - Kingsley Ejikeme by oojehshez(f): 11:57pm On Jun 13, 2016
he is threatening to go public abeg he never reach public
Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ogunwusi And His Wife, Wuraola In USA. Updates!!! Lots Of Pictures by oojehshez(f): 11:52pm On Jun 13, 2016
so we are now OONI'S STALKER ABI?
Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Breaks Up With Flavour by oojehshez(f): 11:49pm On Jun 13, 2016
Moving on
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy's Graduation Party More Expensive Than A Brand New Lamborghini!!!!! by oojehshez(f): 11:42pm On Jun 13, 2016
Money speaking speaking

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