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TonyeBarcanista:
I celebrate with you my brother. I am happy for you.

I know how I felt when I got married roughly 15 years ago. It was the best experience of my life. Almost two decades after the marriage is as strong as fiddle.


Yea! I felt so great when I gave my life to Christ and got married to Jesus.

Hahahaha.... mhen... that was good.

Anyway u still need a woman to compliment it... looking forward to yours bro. we'll need to have a nairaland canopy there.

TonyeBarcanista:
Congrats bro op

Ah... d great TonyeBarcanista himself...
Thanks a lot man. I really appreciate

codebrew85:
Obed my guy Congratz bro

Baba... Me hail u too ooh... Thanks Bro

rattlesnake:
nice

am not adoring it.....

if after 30 years of marraige you snap post wedding pix.....then call it adorable

I don't know why your thought pattern is like this, buy I wanna assure you of a huge disappointment. Just be happy...

Oya smile lemme see u

Yuneehk:
Now I know I'm not alone in the slim and slender world

I really really can not wait to post mine. I've imagined it like kilode

I wish you both a happy and fruitful marital life

Yours is on the way... It will happen sooner than u think.

soberdrunk:
I nor dey too drink for weddings....

u nor dey too drink and only 12
I can imagine what u drink at the comfort of your home...

Larrey:
Happy for you people. May GOD bless ur union. Ojo ako re.

Amen... God bless u too

Larrey:
Happy for you people. May GOD bless ur union. Ojo ako re.

Amen Amen... Godbless u too

omonighoblessing:
beautiful legs she has...... happy married life dear.

Thanks Obhio

soberdrunk:
I nor like this thing way una dey do!!!! You guys will just sample pictures and not give us address shay nah because of 8-12 bottles of beer and 12-24 pieces of meat way person go come chop nah why una nor wan give person address anyway Congrats!!!

hah baba... only you 12 bottles

As the D'day gradually draws near, when I'll say "I DO" to this beautiful princess God blessed me with.

Below is our prewedding pictures. She is a nairalander too...

Lalasticlala help celebrate us...

Today we were driving around 7up at Ikeja, and this road safety vehicle was trying to flag down and stop a trailer driver but the guy refused to stop. They were causing a scene on the high way just in front of us.

At last they left him alone as the driver was ready to hit them away from the road with his trailer.

This was really funny but thank God that was all to it, as issues like this normally cause terrible accident. I guess the Road safety guys were wise.

Dharniel,
please kindly send to me on Reachobed@gmail.com.
Thanks alot

MrEverest:
Majority of Nigerians are sadists. It is sickening to see how people are jubilating and making fun of others because they assumed that mmm has crashed, even when they are told that it is just temporary freeze, they still insist it has crashed. The heart of people are desperately wicked indeed! I bet some of them will be happy to hear that people are committing suicide! Sick psychos everywhere, spits on them!

Don't mind those mofos jor

Mujtahida:
They are stuck in the mindset that one must suffer to live, be a slave(work hard) to exist. If it is very easy to draw breath and take in oxygen vital for life why must man suffer to eat and meet his basic needs. They are blind!

Don't mind those guys.. some of them are even jobless or don't even earn well... yet they accuse you who works hard and earn a living... who reinvested your savings in schemes of "Joblessness"

COdeGenesis:
Dont allow greed cloud your reasoning. MMM HAS COME AND GONE. WORK HARD, THINK BIG YOU CAN MAKE BETTER THAN WAT MMM WILL EVER OFFER. STOP MISLEADING PPLE

Okk... Now you are very myopic in your sense of reasoning.
greed you say? you have no idea the definition of that word...
Think big? Work hard? what I do... no need to even be exchanging words or trying to show relevance with u. its unnecessary

FEAR NOT......
[2:00:10 PM] MMM Nigeria School- Azubuike W.: Dear mavrodians, my mission here is to make us properly understand this new message that seems to be causing panic out there in the hearts of all MMM participants. The message does NOT say that nobody will be able to GH until January, instead the message is saying that you will not be able to GH until after 30days that you actually made the payment of your PH and the recipient confirms. Meaning that your money must actually spend minimum of 30days outside. So for example, if you PH 100K on 5th November, and you are matched to pay on 10th November, assuming that you made the payment but the recipient does not confirm your order until 15th November when he finally comfirms receipt of your payment. From that instant (15th November), your mavros will change status to "CONFIRMED" ( irrespective of colour Blue or Green ), so you will only be able to request for help (GH) on that particular 100k + 30% growth as from 15th December. It is not that you can't GH before January.
Please spread this to all your downlines and all participants that you know.
Guider Gbenga Babarinde

COdeGenesis:
The problem is Who Will pH. RIGHT NOW IF ANYONE GH THEY WILL JUST HIBERNATE. NO ONE WANTS TO PH. THEY WOULD HVE JUST IMPLEMENTED THE ONE MONTH TIN SINCE, ALL THIS ONE NO GO HELP

My brother you are very wrong. As we speak people are pH'ing and a lot.

mikaael:
I am also a participant and I have over 200k in the scheme..am nt disturbed in any way as I knw it was risk wen I started it...all these abt it crashing isnt needed...lets wait till nxt yr Jan before we mk conclusions..my hrt goes out ro those who had plans for xmas wit their money..

Thats the spirit bro. There is actually no cause for alarm.
Most people are just greedy. Thats why they said use spare money. The reason for the shout is cos of Christmas. If they used spare money all this shouts would not be heard.
This is just a preventive measure to ensure MMM is sustained for us all

Benoxvals:
Nice question..I provided help today and you can do the same,problem solved.

As we speak people are providing help...

A lot of people understand the MMM ideology. only those who don't and are really selfish are the once scared and creating unnecessary panic.

As at this afternoon people are still getting paid

I have been months in this forum, but never said a word.
Am not a guider, I don't have downliners. I don't have any special interest in mmm.but I must confess,Mmm special. Unique and worth getting involved in. In the face of all this panic, someone just paid me 402.000.A lady for that matter. Am so impressed. Long leave Mmm.

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jamislaw:
Pls in this scenario what should I do, I was merge with a lady since Friday yesterday she went and upload fake PO thank God I checked it very well I did not confirm her up till now I called her she said she doesn't have money now to pay me. Should i write to support?

Please do the usual. Write to support, get your statement of account and upload that you didn't receive it. chat CRO on the message box. you will be directed further and matched accordingly.

mployer:
Bro, why are you not thinking with ur head?

You are talking about GH when the problem is with PH. Who will want to PH at this point in time? No one. So nobody is gething any help.

Firstly... if you wanna talk to me, please talk like a sane human and not throwing insults.
Secondly do you think there are no PH currently in the system? there actually is a lot of them. there isn't unnecessary issues in the system currently. This decision was just to prevent a foreseen issue. Just to ensure our action don't create issues later.

Hello guys, You knew it was a risk and took it anyway so no need for the panic, MMM has not crashed. necessary procedures is just taken to steady the system


This is the latest information from guider Chuddy

Guider Chuddy#
This Christmas period everyone would want to GH and that won't be good for the system, so this freezing will control the rate of GH and make it orderly.

Note: people GH mostly only on Tuesday and Thursday, but now people will be GHing daily as soon as their mavro is released; and you know everybody's mavro won't be released on the same day, therefore there's bound to be controlled GH.

SO TELL YOUR DOWNLINES:
for those whose mavro is up to one month but you can't GH, don't worry; within 24 hours the eligible ones will be released so they can GH.

The system has to freeze all at the same time (both the eligible and ineligible ones) so that it'll then take time to release the ones up to 30 days.

NOTE: all these are measures to ensure that MMM stays alive till and beyond 2017.

Our rush to GH has now been slowed down, for the sustainability of our community.

MMM pays! Together we build the world!!

lalasticlala please help move this. When wrong information is spread across, the correct one should be shared to ensure people are well informed

Evaberry:
This is simply sex education and knowledge. I don't see anything wrong with it. It's better a child becomes aware of all this early.
My 11 year old niece already knows about sex and condoms and also other sexual things

Guy... there is difference in educating the kids than just using it to wrap the back of the book. the book is simply a drawing book. and I think sex education should start from secondary school and not primary... haba.

Guys what is happening I picked up my nieces textbook and what I saw used as the cover amazed me. I mean a girl in primary school, between 7-9 years old. Where all written different condoms and how to wear them, both for female and male.
I had to use a paper to seal those places.

kindly always go through what your young chaps are reading and having access to. Things are getting crazy...

Hello Business guys,

Please i have the intention of starting a frozen food business (chicken, turkey. fish. gizzard, etc) in Lagos. I need people with experience to please guide me through.
- How can i get stocks?
- Is it seasonal?
- Is it profit oriented?
- Does government policies have much effect on it? ?
- And all the nitty gritty of the business.

Lets brainstorm.

Kindly assist as every of your experience is highly welcomed and will help in making my decision. This is urgent please.

Regards

Uromi King is a cunning man.. of course we know that cos I am from Uromi... He is loyal to the money and not any of those party... Watch him deny it when PDP pays something higher. He spewed this trash cos APC paid more... What happened to being fair and creating a fair ground in politics as a leader
Yeye dey smell!!!

If he was even wise enough na to chop d two money clean mouth...

Wonders they say shall never end...
I was on my way back from work, inside a bus going to Oshodi from Anthony when a guy wanted to pay the conductor but discovered the cash is his pocket was missing. He quickly raise alarm and held the guy sitting beside him accusing him of taking the money. The guy started denying it but couldn't defend his denial as he quickly dropped the money on the floor which was noticed by all.

He was about to be beaten but we held sway.

We found a police post on the way and as a crusader against jungle justice I insisted he should be handed over to the police.

Below are pictures/video of the event.
Enjoy and SAY NO TO JUNGLE JUSTICE.

Sauce... Life witness

GODWIN OBASEKI DEPUTY DG THREATENS MAN WHO JUST RECOVERED (SNAPSHOT)

If you missed the earlier thread on the brutalizing of Engr Hope by APC thugs for not allowing the manipulation of voters registration. Its all over the internet. Here it is;

www.nairaland.com/3189160/10-apc-thugs-edo-beat#46940363

Another political Threat? This is rather unfortunate...
My humble question! Has elections come to the point when we threaten people who dare to speak on the ills of government in power?
How can this things be?

How can the deputy DG of Godwin Obaseki campaign team/SSA to Governor Adams Aliyu Oshiomole come on social media even to threaten someone who just recovered from their attack few weeks ago? Has politics gotten this pathetic?
Why not allow people deliberate freely! After all we all have freedom of expression... Of course now you want to prove you can intimidate someone from lawfully expressing theirs?
In Edo State APC has led a government of tyranny, they have been Autocratic in every way.

If Governor Adams Oshiomole can tell an old woman 'GO AND DIE' Just few months ago, I know GODWIN OBASEKI is already digging graves to put Edorians with his visionless policies.
By the way, Is Oshiomole the chairman of Obaseki Campaign team? Let Obaseki come out and give his plan for Edo people rather than hide behind the state government like an overfed spoilt child.

Except he is telling us a government out of power will tell the government in power how to govern. Am ashamed!!!

Be assured that Edo indigenes cannot be cowed. They cannot be intimidated. Be assured that rigging will not help you... Only your action plan for the progress of the state can but unfortunately you don't have one. Stop sending your boys to intimidate, threaten and cause bodily damage to people not in your side of the fence. Campaign and let the best man win.

Attached is a coded threat to a supposed enemy! Someone they just attacked and was hospitalized few days ago.

Timileyin1234:
Una go pay from the part of the money NCC said that they should paid. Make una port to airtel jawe

Abi? Things will change soon sha!!! Nigeria will become better!!!

Lalasticlala pls help me escalate this and don't let this guys get away with this.
I just called their call center the the customer care guy claims he has no idea about any of such deals. Can u imagine? Thank God I have people here that can attest to the fact that they got same message

Nero2220:
It is sad, what happened to you. But I feel more sad knowing that mtn, most likely, will get away with it It is sad, what happened to you. But I feel more sad knowing that mtn, most likely, will get away with it

That's the problem. They keep getting away with the nonsense they do. Thats why they keep doing it.

kmcee:
Hello Oooops, i know MTN can be tricky at times, but let me explain something to you.

All you needed to do was just load N2000 recharge card. You didn't need to send any text/code to them - and they would have given you the free 3.5GB. I think you actually subscribed to a data plan by sending that text.

I got a similar text - "Load N500 within 3days and get 1GB". I actually wanted to subscribe my data but since i got that message i just loaded the N500 to enjoy the 1GB first before subscribing. I got about 50MB from them earlier and was using that to browse and after it finished i couldn’t use the 1GB to browse. Then i was like - chei MTN, you people have deceived me, and i had to subscribe my data. But after subscribing my data and using about 40MB, the free 1GB started working and that's what i'm using to browse now.

So, in your case, what happened is - the message they sent you was a bit confusing and you didn't take time to read it.

So, sorry bro, i know how painful that can be. But next time, shine your eye well..

I munched the message for u to see. It is actually very straight forward... Go through it and see.