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Politics › Re: Ramatu Aliyu Donates May Salary To Secure Release Of 5 Inmates by opalu: 5:26pm On May 26, 2020
Okay

Health › Re: Kano Records 23 New COVID-19 Cases, Discharges 1, Confirms 2 Deaths by opalu: 7:46am On May 26, 2020
Okay

Programming › Re: How To Create A Forum Like Nairaland by opalu: 6:54am On May 20, 2020
Thank you
Programming › Re: We Do Mobile Application, Software, Desktop Application, And E-commerce by opalu: 6:25am On May 20, 2020
Why not type your number at your signature? I want to contact you but I dont have that time to take pen and paper to type this out before calling you
Politics › Re: BREAKING: New Chief Of Staff Resigns Appointment, SCDDD by opalu: 4:24pm On May 19, 2020
Hmmm
Politics › Re: Buhari Extends Gradual Ease Of Lockdown In Lagos, Abuja, Ogun By 2 Weeks by opalu: 4:21pm On May 18, 2020
Hmm
Webmasters › Re: Design Your Website By Yourself In 20 Mins (step-by-step Guide) by opalu: 2:53am On May 16, 2020
Good
Career › Re: Bopdaddy Challenge: Immigration Suspends Transfer Of Officers by opalu: 10:06pm On May 15, 2020
Designs

Christianity Etc › Re: My Article Not Directed At Oyedepo - Poju Oyemade by opalu: 3:16pm On May 09, 2020
Ok
Health › Re: Saudi Arabia Sets Up Self-Sanitization Gates In Mecca’s Grand Mosque by opalu: 2:16pm On May 07, 2020
Ok
Politics › Re: Muaz Magaji Tests Positive For COVID-19 After Sack For Celebrating Kyari's Death by opalu: 12:08pm On May 07, 2020
Okay
Politics › Re: Gloomy Outlook For States As Federation Account Falls by opalu: 7:37am On May 07, 2020
Ok
Politics › Re: Femi Gbajabiamila Inspects Isolation Centre Donated By Sahara, Thisday And CCECC by opalu: 7:36am On May 07, 2020
Ok
Politics › Re: Bala Mohammed: I have No Apologies For Using Chloroquine To Cure Coronavirus by opalu: 7:18am On May 07, 2020
MY BRICKLAYER SAID I CAN BUILD A COMFORTABLE 3BEDROOM BUNGALOW FOR 3MILLION NAIRA
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Client: How much will you charge for design and supervision of this 3bedroom apartment?
Me: Okay sir, send me your email, let me send you a bill.
Client: Ha, Architect. This bill is too much now. Okay, just do the design alone, I have a very good bricklayer, you don't need to supervise it again.
Me: Okay sir. But if we supervise the project for you, I can assure you that there will be value for money, quality job delivery and we'll help you reduce wastage of materials and cost of construction to about 30%. You will enjoy regular cost projection, proper negotiations, discounts on other materials, etc
Client: My bricklayer told me I can build the house for N3m. So, leave all those things you're saying.
Me: OK sir.
(We agreed on the design bill, he paid and we delivered a perfect job. He started showing everybody what we did for him).
(3MONTHS LATER)
Client: Architect, nawa for you oh, you didn't even ask about my building project. You can't believe that the bricklayer messed up the work for me. He changed many things on the design without telling me. He has wasted my money and materials. The house is not even looking like the 3D you did for me anymore. I have sacked him and I just decided to abandon the project for now. It's really annoying.
Me: Eeyah, I'm so sorry to hear this.
Client: I really need you to come to the site and help me see what 'we' can do to solve this problem.
Me: Okay sir. But I thought he was so confident that N3million will build the house. So, what has changed?
Client: See, just forget about that guy, he stole my Cement and had a bargain with the block supplier to be taking a cut on every block supplied to the site. I noticed that the blocks we bought initially were different from the ones supplied afterwards. When I complained, he said, I shouldn't worry, the blocks are strong. This is apart from the poor jobs he did for me.
Me: Wow. This is really bad. I'll call later to fix a time to meet you.
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ENGAGE HIGHLY EXPERIENCED PROFESSIONALS TO BUILD THE HOUSE OF YOUR DREAMS.
Daystar Shelter Ltd, 08070809889
Politics › Re: FG, States’ll Feed Schoolchildren At Home, Minister Insists by opalu: 7:01am On May 07, 2020
Ok
Politics › Re: Dr. Okonjo Iweala Secret Message To Igbos "Umu Chineke" During The Covid-19 by opalu: 7:01am On May 07, 2020
Ok
Properties › Re: Can N30 Million Build A Business Complex? by opalu: 6:58am On May 07, 2020
MY BRICKLAYER SAID I CAN BUILD A COMFORTABLE 3BEDROOM BUNGALOW FOR 3MILLION NAIRA
=============================
Client: How much will you charge for design and supervision of this 3bedroom apartment?
Me: Okay sir, send me your email, let me send you a bill.
Client: Ha, Architect. This bill is too much now. Okay, just do the design alone, I have a very good bricklayer, you don't need to supervise it again.
Me: Okay sir. But if we supervise the project for you, I can assure you that there will be value for money, quality job delivery and we'll help you reduce wastage of materials and cost of construction to about 30%. You will enjoy regular cost projection, proper negotiations, discounts on other materials, etc
Client: My bricklayer told me I can build the house for N3m. So, leave all those things you're saying.
Me: OK sir.
(We agreed on the design bill, he paid and we delivered a perfect job. He started showing everybody what we did for him).
(3MONTHS LATER)
Client: Architect, nawa for you oh, you didn't even ask about my building project. You can't believe that the bricklayer messed up the work for me. He changed many things on the design without telling me. He has wasted my money and materials. The house is not even looking like the 3D you did for me anymore. I have sacked him and I just decided to abandon the project for now. It's really annoying.
Me: Eeyah, I'm so sorry to hear this.
Client: I really need you to come to the site and help me see what 'we' can do to solve this problem.
Me: Okay sir. But I thought he was so confident that N3million will build the house. So, what has changed?
Client: See, just forget about that guy, he stole my Cement and had a bargain with the block supplier to be taking a cut on every block supplied to the site. I noticed that the blocks we bought initially were different from the ones supplied afterwards. When I complained, he said, I shouldn't worry, the blocks are strong. This is apart from the poor jobs he did for me.
Me: Wow. This is really bad. I'll call later to fix a time to meet you.
----------------
ENGAGE HIGHLY EXPERIENCED PROFESSIONALS TO BUILD THE HOUSE OF YOUR DREAMS.
Daystar Shelter Ltd, 08070809889
Health › Re: 155 Persons Die In Yobe Within 6 Days Over Suspected COVID-19 by opalu: 2:58pm On May 06, 2020
This is a sad story:

A man in Kano went to a foodseller.
He had not eaten in 3 days.
He begged the seller for food on credit.

The foodseller said no because he already gave food to too many people on credit.

The man sat down beside the foodseller’s shop as he had nowhere else to go.

The foodseller told him he’s very sorry and he would like to help but too many people in the neighbourhood have collected food on credit and his business is sinking.

The man sat there and said nothing.

As time went on, other people came into the shop to buy foodstuff and went out- they noticed the man at the door sitting there sleeping. But nobody bothered.

Until one man came later in the day and asked the foodseller: “who is the man sitting at your door?” “Why is he there?”

Then the foodseller said “oh it’s a man who says he has not eaten for 3 days and he wants to collect food on credit but I could not give him because my business is struggling from all the credit I have already given out”.

Then the other man said: “How much is the food he wants?”

The food seller said “It’s a few cups of garri, rice and beans. Everything may be 2,000 naira”.

The other man said “Alright pack everything he wants and more. I would pay for it. Let him go home to his family and eat”.

The foodseller packed all the food and went outside to tell the man with joy that someone has paid for his food.

He saw the man still sleeping.
He tapped him to wake him up, he didn’t respond. Tapped him again, nothing.

The man had died.
He died sitting and waiting for help.

This happened just few days ago in Badawa, Kano. Some people who live in that area know this story.

The man was dead all along while people were coming in and out of the shop thinking he was sleeping.

He died hopeless. He died helpless. He died a man who his country failed.

Kano has 17 million people.
Less than 200,000 people got any form of palliative from the government.

Many people got hungry.
Many people died in their houses.
Many people starved to death from a govt that locked them in and gave no food.

An evil clueless thoughtless leadership.

If you know anyone in this period who is hungry around you and you can afford a little food or money to give him/her, please do.

Many people are walking the streets with an empty stomach, a sorry face and are dead within. It’s only a matter of time before they physically die.

Don’t be the one who walks into a store and doesn’t bother to ask about the beggar at the door.

We all have our problems yes,
But our little curiosity may save a life.

Be the one who asks “who is that person sitting there?” Be the one who helps.
And be the one who saves a life.

DrOlufunmilayo
Health › Re: Situation In Port Harcourt Ahead Of Total Lockdown Tomorrow (Photos) by opalu: 11:49am On May 06, 2020
This is a sad story:

A man in Kano went to a foodseller.
He had not eaten in 3 days.
He begged the seller for food on credit.

The foodseller said no because he already gave food to too many people on credit.

The man sat down beside the foodseller’s shop as he had nowhere else to go.

The foodseller told him he’s very sorry and he would like to help but too many people in the neighbourhood have collected food on credit and his business is sinking.

The man sat there and said nothing.

As time went on, other people came into the shop to buy foodstuff and went out- they noticed the man at the door sitting there sleeping. But nobody bothered.

Until one man came later in the day and asked the foodseller: “who is the man sitting at your door?” “Why is he there?”

Then the foodseller said “oh it’s a man who says he has not eaten for 3 days and he wants to collect food on credit but I could not give him because my business is struggling from all the credit I have already given out”.

Then the other man said: “How much is the food he wants?”

The food seller said “It’s a few cups of garri, rice and beans. Everything may be 2,000 naira”.

The other man said “Alright pack everything he wants and more. I would pay for it. Let him go home to his family and eat”.

The foodseller packed all the food and went outside to tell the man with joy that someone has paid for his food.

He saw the man still sleeping.
He tapped him to wake him up, he didn’t respond. Tapped him again, nothing.

The man had died.
He died sitting and waiting for help.

This happened just few days ago in Badawa, Kano. Some people who live in that area know this story.

The man was dead all along while people were coming in and out of the shop thinking he was sleeping.

He died hopeless. He died helpless. He died a man who his country failed.

Kano has 17 million people.
Less than 200,000 people got any form of palliative from the government.

Many people got hungry.
Many people died in their houses.
Many people starved to death from a govt that locked them in and gave no food.

An evil clueless thoughtless leadership.

If you know anyone in this period who is hungry around you and you can afford a little food or money to give him/her, please do.

Many people are walking the streets with an empty stomach, a sorry face and are dead within. It’s only a matter of time before they physically die.

Don’t be the one who walks into a store and doesn’t bother to ask about the beggar at the door.

We all have our problems yes,
But our little curiosity may save a life.

Be the one who asks “who is that person sitting there?” Be the one who helps.
And be the one who saves a life.

DrOlufunmilayo
Politics › Re: LM Floors Pdp In Tribunal As Court Strikes Out Deputy Governor's Application by opalu: 11:31pm On May 05, 2020
Ok
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Ganduje Appoints New Emir Of Rano by opalu: 11:08pm On May 05, 2020
Okay oo
Health › Re: Lagos Confirms One COVID-19 Death by opalu: 8:02pm On May 01, 2020
Hmmmm
Politics › Re: Implementation Guidelines For Gradual Easing Of Lockdown by opalu: 7:32pm On May 01, 2020
Ok
Health › Re: El-Rufai: Almajiris Deported From Kano Brought 21 COVID-19 Cases To Kaduna by opalu: 6:32am On Apr 30, 2020
Hmmm
Politics › Re: MURIC Tasks Obiano On Muslims In Anambra by opalu: 12:55pm On Apr 29, 2020
Mumuric
Politics › Re: Hearing Of Court Cases Via Zoom, Skype Approved By Lagos Chief Judge by opalu: 1:55pm On Apr 28, 2020
Wow
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Donates Food & Medical Items To Kano (Photos) by opalu: 9:46am On Apr 28, 2020
Okay
Politics › Re: APC Chairmen Didn’t Recommend Selection For Kyari’s Successor – Dalori by opalu: 9:17am On Apr 25, 2020
Ok

Crime › Re: Herdsmen And Their Cows Chased Out Of Ekiti By Amotekun (Video) by opalu: 2:15pm On Apr 24, 2020
Okay
Properties › Re: Architectural Design Of Four (4) Bedroom Bungalow by opalu: 6:47pm On Apr 23, 2020
Okay

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