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RomanceRe: Should I Marry Albino? by Openbusiness: 11:19pm On Aug 19, 2020
ransomed:
Congratulations bros. You will enjoy your home as no bad Belle people will neither try to kpekus her nor slay queen try to straff you.
I have nothing against Albinos and in short I admire them. But for staffing matas, he get as he b. Cuz I hear rumor from guys before say complete albino dem cookie jar dey weak and cannot withstand strong anaconda. That d tin go get injury..... I don't know how true cuz me I never do exercise wit albino before. But usually I notice complete Albinos look or act frail. Na those partial Albinos dey stand well. But I don't discriminate against any albino and will never do such.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 11:04pm On Aug 19, 2020
Angelfrost:
Barca or AND Chelsea fan??
wich wan cum b "or". No dey wine me abeg. Karma is real sad

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 10:56pm On Aug 19, 2020
FuckThaMod:
Very petty fans grin
petty and dramatic.....an so wot? sad

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 10:34pm On Aug 19, 2020
3 : 0 still better than 8: 2. Dem suppose carry Pique head put for car windscreen and then on the wiper, make he wiper him face. Even Lagos State govt OPD get better defenders than Barcelona sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 10:28pm On Aug 19, 2020
10 7 11 sure bet dieeeee. Anybody wey play these numbers on Sunday must cash out grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 10:26pm On Aug 19, 2020
Buyer Mumunic ah dey wait una papa dis Sunday. May una carry una winch cum

Foreign AffairsRe: Mali Coup: UN Security Council Orders Soldiers To Return To Barracks by Openbusiness: 10:15pm On Aug 19, 2020
AreaFada2:
cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
See upper cut.
don't mind those political scammers. They call themselves United Nations, yet 95% of the world is at war one way or another, whether economic war, political war, military cold or hot war, cyber war and biological war. Where is the unity na? SCAM organization set up to legalize gang oppression by popular vote like a pack of wolves and maintain the status quo of post WW world order
RomanceRe: Should I Marry Albino? by Openbusiness: 10:06pm On Aug 19, 2020
Albino used to be on my To Do list lipsrsealed, cuz av neva dated albino before, but am sorry, respectfully, I can't marry full albino. But I can marry about-to-full Albino. Cuz full Albino are generally too gentle. I like woman wey get small craze for head abeg. Not all dis glasses gentility type
Foreign AffairsRe: Mali Coup: UN Security Council Orders Soldiers To Return To Barracks by Openbusiness: 9:59pm On Aug 19, 2020
edward1106:
Just wish a similar fate could befall our dear could try, and yes, no bloodshed.
do u know how many Nigerian citizens die daily cuz of d horrible wicked evil governance by dis oppressors and they don't care 1 bit? I wouldn't care too if they got served a taste of their own medicine. Let everyone know that everyone's blood is red. That u are president or senator or minister doesn't make ur blood blue or white
Foreign AffairsRe: Mali Coup: UN Security Council Orders Soldiers To Return To Barracks by Openbusiness: 9:51pm On Aug 19, 2020
sodiqapril:
Wetin United for United Nations
animals cant dash me human rice
Foreign AffairsRe: Mali Coup: UN Security Council Orders Soldiers To Return To Barracks by Openbusiness: 9:44pm On Aug 19, 2020
This coup is a victory for democracy Malian citizens. Citizens can't be suffering hell in d name of democracy. Can these UN countries go through half the suffering Nigerians are going through and not start civil war? Those Mali soldiers should come and help Nigeria too abeg
Foreign AffairsRe: Mali Coup: UN Security Council Orders Soldiers To Return To Barracks by Openbusiness: 9:40pm On Aug 19, 2020
Mtchwwwwwww! They should stop calling themselves United Nations because nothing about them is united.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How An Upcoming Nigerian Wildlife Photographer Got Pictures Of A Royal Python. by Openbusiness: 9:39pm On Aug 19, 2020
Timagex:
grin grin. Thank you sir. The editing was there. But, those shots were taken with a cheap Nikon d40x camera. Bayo omoboriowo, buhari's photographer doesn't do wild life stuffs. We are different...
that's why your work is even more impressive, cuz I even saw d flash u using too is regular. If u can do this with regular tools, na imagine what u will do if u were d ones that got camera equipment from Netflix. U will go far with shots like this
PoliticsRe: Kashamu Begging Adebutu Kessignton ‘Baba Ijebu’ From Sick Bed (Leaked Video) by Openbusiness: 9:26pm On Aug 19, 2020
samuelson06:
This is stupid. Why not allow the dead to rest? What's the point of releasing this video?
so that his people (betting company) can discontinue court case na. Now there's no argument again whether d man wanted d fight to continue or not. This proves to dem, dey should drop d fight.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How An Upcoming Nigerian Wildlife Photographer Got Pictures Of A Royal Python. by Openbusiness: 9:21pm On Aug 19, 2020
Timagex:
Hello people. smiley My name is Taiwo and I am a portrait and nature photographer based in Nigeria. Today, August 19 is world photography day. cheesy I had an encounter with a snake around May, and I have decided to share the experience today. cool I did my NYSC P.O.P on August 16, so, by May, I was still a corper.

It was in Akure, Ondo state. There was no electricity (as usual). undecided Our landlord turned on his generator and we took the opportunity to charge. smiley After plugging our devices, some of us sat outside to receive fresh air and wait till 9pm (when the generator will go off). grin. I was reading a novel with my disloyal Torchlight (Just wait to see the disloyalty grin) and my back was resting on the fence. So, it was some minutes past eight and everyone has gone inside to do one thing or the other. I was alone outside. cool

Suddenly, I started having this farmilar feeling of "something wants to happen". undecided I initially thought maybe a scorpion was around or something. I turned on my Torchlight to shine around me, I didn't see nothing. huh My body was supposed to calm down after doing that, but it didn't. I instantly knew something bad was around the corner. My heart raced faster. sad I didn't know what told me to on the Torchlight again and shine it right beside me!! Brothers and sisters, by my left, I saw a fairly big royal python coming towards me !! shocked shocked shocked it was very close to me!!! shocked shocked. Immediately the light from my torch fell on it, it stopped and kind of looked up at the light!!!!! That was the moment my very wicked Torchlight decided to blink twice and go off!! cry cry cry grin grin. Ladies and gentlemen, cool, the speed at which I jumped up from the plastic chair amazes me till today!! grin cheesy cheesy I shouted blood of Jesus and ran inside the lodge to alert others. The ladies stayed back. undecided of course!! grin we looked for sticks and I made sure I didn't smash the head more than once, because, the photographer in me just saw an opportunity to take pictures of a python! cool The devil suggested I preserve it in my room till the next morning!! shocked shocked. What if it wakes up and decides to cuddle me in the midnight? smiley grin

So, I took a few shots the next morning and replaced the slightly smashed head in Photoshop. cool Nobody helped me to hold the dead snake or the stick it was on. Very challenging, but, I got the shot and I am happy.
Shots were taken on my Nikon d40x and 55-200mm lens. I need a better camera for wildlife and stuffs. Yes I know!! But, economy is hard. cheesy

cc lalasticlala help me push it to the promise Land. grin grin
mehnnn, u take better pictures than Buhari photographer. Abi na picture edit u do huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 9:17pm On Aug 19, 2020
thoollz:
Na sọ una talk am b4 kickoff say lyon go trouble bayern. Fowl yansh Don dey open ó.
hu talk dat wan? Any JJC no say na luck Lyon take reach dis semi. Dey can't beat Buyer Munich 3rd team sef, talkless of 1st team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 9:14pm On Aug 19, 2020
Ewuhausa001:
Shatap...Ewu Gambia
2 boring. Daz d way out of my mentions (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 9:05pm On Aug 19, 2020
Virus99:
[s]You are really despicable for using that picture as a football joke.[/s]
Mtchwwwwwww
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 9:03pm On Aug 19, 2020
Madibah:
So u composed all this as if na ur papa wan play
And u even stating psg will win without any creativity in the middle ..
Bayern go attack them till Jesus comes
u don't need middle to defeat Buyer. U need quality attack and defence. PSG has both. Dey will pack d bus and do counter attack. No dey wine me abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 9:01pm On Aug 19, 2020
Madibah:
Pained Barca fan spotted.. grin
no gimme PTSD abeg. I no wan remember dat horror film again sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 8:59pm On Aug 19, 2020
lymelyte:
I don mark you cheesy.. Mk Sunday reach
grin juz dey count my money down
3 units intelligent solar LED lights na 25,262.50 X 3 = 75 taasan, 787 hunnit, pifty Kobo grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 8:55pm On Aug 19, 2020
oluplus:
Neymar is a big problem to who?
The way Neymar will be lost in that match will be shocking to you.
PSG no reach
oga Mbappe dey, world cup winner, Pele record breaker, no b moin moin. PSG carry golden boy abeg. Buyer Mumunic go collect beta penetration dat day
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 8:49pm On Aug 19, 2020
lymelyte:
can you bet ur life savings on it?
yes of cuz, y can i not cannot can? I wee bet 3 intelligent solar LED lights. If he sure for u day day, show ur face. If PSG win, u go pay for 3 LED lights, if dem lose, i go give u 3 intelligent solar LED lights. Na PSG get dis 20 UCL.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 8:43pm On Aug 19, 2020
Numerouno94:
Most ppl rootin for lyon hv not watched Bayern play.
This team na ghost.

Lyon lives matters..!!!!!!
Lyon can't breathe. Buyer Mumunic are oppressors sad

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 8:41pm On Aug 19, 2020
Ewuhausa001:
Mumu analysis
Sherrup! We r talkin football not BBN. Swerve abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 8:39pm On Aug 19, 2020
Numerouno94:
PSG win who?.
PSG can only win via luck cos wen it comes to open play dey don't hv any special playin style,only individual talents. While Bayern has mastered "gen gen pressing" dey play as a team nd dnt depend on individual brilliance even though we knw its cool sometimes.

Buh its football,anything is possible..
Nothing like luck. PSG style of play is adaptive football, they mutate their pattern according to their opponent. Neymar is a big problem for Bayern, he will crash their tikitaka fast paced flow with his slow motion ball handling. He has that old Brazilian skill in him to hold ball from opponent as long as necessary, not by passing it but keeping ball possession with him till he is fouled. More fouls = yellow cards = frustration for Bayern. I no get spare cash but I can bet 3 solar LED lights on that finals , na PST get the UCL title this year. Dey will beat Bayern.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 8:34pm On Aug 19, 2020
Righteousness89:
Goooooooal
Righteousness dey wash football too? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 8:33pm On Aug 19, 2020
BabaOwen:
So because Barca chop 8, you believe Lyon go chop 6
Dey go chop 12 grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 8:32pm On Aug 19, 2020
dukeprince50:
PSG vs Bayern will be a tough match, but I think for PSG to win,they need to score like 10goals
Bayern are fast paced attackers, so na slow motion PSG go dey calm d game down and destroy their normal attacking rythm. Once they are out of sync, dey can't perform again. Neymar is a slow motion master, he can sabi slow game down, den u have a counter expert like Dimaria + a fast paced finisher like Mbappe to finish the job on counter attacks. Na so PSG go beat dem. U can't beat dis Bayern team with rush rush gragra play like Barcelona play, cuz days their style of play and right now, they are the best at it. They have overtaken Barcelona in tikitaka fast paced attacking football.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 8:25pm On Aug 19, 2020
seunmsg:
Na initial gragra this Lyon get. Them don start to dey collect like Barca grin grin grin.
buyer munich attack winch too strong grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 8:25pm On Aug 19, 2020
Na Neymar+ Mbappe + Dimaria combo go disgrace dis Buyer Mumunic for final.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by Openbusiness: 8:23pm On Aug 19, 2020
This match na 12 : 0 he go end

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