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RuudVanNisteroy:
Cross River State Governor LX 470. Just one of the 20 cars in his convoy.

Price range : $86,580–$91,580
Naira: N41,385,240 - N43,775,240


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTOdC0lLS5s

All the prices you quoted are WRONG. The prices you gave are applicable to the regular version. BUT all these Governor's vehicles are BULLET PROOF versions. The prices are like 3 times higher (or more) than the prices you stated. Or maybe even like 4 or 5 times higher if you consider that these cars are FULLEST OPTIONS specs + Customized to Executive Governor class.

Kuku kee us na. Una want pipu to do Christmas inside traffic?

Book of Lamentations! Keep wailing . After all the thrash you wrote, over 100 million women in Nigeria are still going to spread their legs like TV antenna for gbenshing this night

ogbonti:
you make sense dye and 1000 gbozah for your analysis - however you failed to mention one point

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GUYS, no matter how drunk you may be or how careless you may be - NEVER EVER NUT IN AN UGLY BABE- make sure you inpregnate a very pretty girl because some girls go cut wor wor for your pikin ehnnnn na forever regret be that oooo

Kikikiki, words on marble. Best Quote of the Month Award . Me I can't juz nut inside any girl oh. I look at your genes, as in critically. I examine your genetic quality. Genetics are a critical factor for me. My nut is liquid gold, only the best of the best can get it. I can't be downgrading the next generation. Upgrades ONLY!

korilala:
I did consider asking her to leave with my daughter and giving me the chance to start afresh but... each time my daughter curls up next to me and tells me "daddy please I want to stay with you, I don't want to follow my mummy." That feeling leaves me touched and my feelings for her becomes stronger.
I can't let my daughter go.

You did what? You consider what? SHEY U DEY MAD NI? That should never even be up for consideration unless you want to be an unfortunate father. So if your daughter didn't cling to you, you will let her go just like that? Check yourself, he b like na 1 ball dey between ur legs, I no think say u carry 2 wit d way ur talking. Cuz if u get 2 balls, woman no go dey control u anyhow, dey threaten u like small pikin. If you are a weak man, women go dey carry u misbehave, but if dem know say bomb dey ur head, dem go dey do normal. Carry ur head cum may I break that indomie wey dey inside
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Yamiriflathead:
Can one even marry in church these days without first having to do a court marriage or obtain a certicate from a marriage registry?
Most churches these days ask for either a court marriage certificate or marriage registry certificate.

Even if I forget everything else like 2 plus 2, or 1 minus 1, or 3 x 3 or distance = velocity x time, there's one thing I can never forget about Maths and Physics and that is THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 POINTS IS A STRAIGHT LINE. Just hire a pastor to do ceremony, no long thing. If you wanna go through the route of Father in the Lord, Daddy GO, prophet holiness etc, then be ready to carry the cross of whatever requirements they throw at you. But as far as basics go, the validity "straight line" conditionality of

religious wedding = man + woman + clergyman + 2 or 3 witnesses (equation don complete). Anything else is extra.

If your clergyman is Pastor Paul Adefarasin or Chris Oyakhilome or EA Adeboye or Mike Okonkwo or David Oyedepo or David Ibiyeomie or Paul Enenche, then be ready to play by their rules and pass through their boot camp. But if your clergyman is a pay-as-you-go clergyman, then you can skip merry-go-round and just go straight to the point. Everything boils down to individual preferences and degree of woke-ness.

Yamiriflathead:
YES, traditional marriage cases on child custody are usually adjudicated in customary courts, we are saying the same thing.

Traditional marriage = ✓
Church wedding = ✓
Court wedding = BONDAGE = ❌

Court wedding puts a man at a huge disadvantage, unless the man is fortunate that EITHER:
1) he married a "good" woman. They are very rare, u prolly stand a chance of finding a real-life breathing dinosaur or finding the chariot that took Elijah to Heaven than finding a "good woman" nowadays .
2) he married an "illiterate" woman. Not in terms of paper education, she might have PhD sef. I mean in terms of being WOKE. If he marries a woman that her eyes ain't open to capitalize on her advantage. Lucky him.

Yamiriflathead:
Even for married couples recognized by the customary court, a father can file for a child's custody once the child is above 7.
Av witnessed such cases before

Regardless, married or unmarried a father can always make claim for child custody BUT the woman has the upperhand for married parents. If she can demonstrate she has the capacity to keep custody, that is to say, she has her own accomodation, job etc, she will win the custody. But the father will still get visiting rights, BUT the child will be with his wife, and then the Court will also tell him to pay her child support for the upkeep of the child. So, this equation favors the woman. Unless the man na one wealthy man with connections that can use big money to buy his way and bend the rules.

But it's a DIFFERENT BALL GAME for unmarried parents, the Father has upperhand to KEEP custody of his child. The woman will get visitation rights, and the man won't be paying her 1 Kobo for child support, cuz the child is with him. So, in Nigeria, child custody favors the father for unmarried parents but favors the mother for married parents aka court wedding. But if na traditional wedding only, na the father get the child 100%

Juz look at my son na, one bastard geh will now say she wanna carry him and run or give me condition? IMPOSSICANT! 10 trillion angels cannot stop me from breaking your head.

OP, send her cheating ass packing from your house and keep your child. Then work out a schedule that she can come visit and go, OR she can pick your child and return after an agreed length of time, like pick on Friday return on Sunday etc, BUT don't do this if you know she has a tendency to run away with your child and she knows you're the gentle gentle type of man that doesn't have the balls to do sh*t and bomb the bomb in her head. As for me, no freaking woman can take my child and run UNLESS she wants to die. I don't joke with my children. And of course she knows she can never try it, cuz she knows me I'm not the kind of man you want to provoke. As i dey follow ppl play reach, still d bomb wey dey my head na nuclear bomb and my blood is fire. If you run with my child, even if you carry a time machine and go to another dimension, I will find you and I go beat you from Earth to the Moon from the moon to Pluto to Jupiter, beat you pass the Sun into another Galaxy, then beat you do u-turn for another milky way and continue beating you till we get back to Earth. IDGAF! My sons are my Life. You can mess with me in another way and I will ignore, but kidnap my child, and only God can save you from my wrath. Na the teeth wey crocodile dey take carry him children for mouth, na the same teeth he dey take tear buffalo to pieces.

korilala:
Blackmailed By My Ex!!! Don't Know What To Do.

I dated this lady several years back but due to her promiscuity we broke up but by then she was pregnant for me.

When my daughter clocked 3, I asked for my daughter to stay with me (she's staying with her mother's family) but she gave me a condition. That I forgive her and forget the past and we should plan a future together with our daughter. For my daughter's sake I accepted and she moved in with us but alas she still messages her ex and still reaches out to them. I confronted her again today and her reply to me is "you better don't kill yourself."

We're not married but every time I tell her to leave she threatens to take our daughter who is only five years old and who has grown a strong bond to me.

Mods in the house please advise me.

Don't ever let any babymama threaten you with taking your child away. YOU HAVE THE BLOODY ADVANTAGE. Forget about what you know about America or Western countries, NIGERIA SYSTEM is DIFFERENT. A woman ONLY has legal upperhand to win child custody IF YOU WERE MARRIED (court wedding). But fortunately for you, you didn't marry her. By Custody Law in Nigeria, for unmarried parents, THE FATHER GETS CUSTODY OF HIS CHILD, not the mother. The mother can only keep the child IF the father is not available or didn't claim the child. But once a father makes CLAIM for his child, THE ONLY REQUIREMENT is for him to PROVE PATERNITY. Once you can prove the paternity, child custody is given to YOU.

Most men don't know this. IN NIGERIA THE CHILD BELONGS TO THE FATHER, for unmarried parents. The mother can only take custody IF nobody is coming forward claiming to be the father and proving paternity.

In Okoli V. Okoli (2003) 8 NWLR (PT. 823) 565 @ 580, the Court of Appeal in discussing the custody of a child born outside wedlock held that the custody of a child born out of wedlock follows that of the mother in the absence of any person claiming custody of the child of being the natural father.

This is one of the big reasons to avoid court wedding. As a man, you are literally signing your power and advantages away and transferring those powers to your wife when you sign the court papers. If things go south between the 2 of you, she has the legal upperhand, and the only way left that you can only beat the system is if you are very rich and connected and she's does not have that kind of money to take you on in a fight. Court wedding puts a man in chains. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that IF you are fortunate to marry a very humble decent woman that is well behaved that has genuine love for you. Happily ever after will be your lot. But unfortunately, in our society, this type of woman is very very rare. Na nonsense girls full town. That's why as a man if you are fortunate to find a very decent well-behaved calm woman that loves you, guy hold am well oh, cuz her type don't cum in 2. Na one one God dey make dem. No go dey chase slay queen wen u have a real queen.

Penaldo fans go dey brag about one paperweight award . Messi remains the GOAT. The ONLY player in the entire history of football to win 6 Golden BOOT Award. 1 Golden Boot is 1 billion times GREATER than Golden foot. No b only golden foot, na golden toe, Mtchwwwww!

I said this before and as you can see, that's what will happen. This fight is DESTINED to happen in 2021. The whole world wants to see it. Rumors say this fight could generate up to £600,000,000 , oh God, bet why , who will fight with me on Nairaland for $300m USD, am ready pls. Juz bring d money, I will bring the fight

Oleksandr Usyk hints he would be willing to step aside and allow Anthony Joshua to fight Tyson Fury as Ukrainian labels all-British heavyweight showdown as 'a once in a lifetime opportunity'


A two-fight agreement is in place for Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury to meet. All world heavyweight titles would be contested in the all-British showdown. Oleksandr Usyk is the mandatory challenger for the WBO strap held by Joshua. But the Ukrainian hinted at considering stepping aside to allow the 2021 fight. Oleksandr Usyk has hinted he would be willing to step aside to allow Anthony Joshua to take on Tyson Fury next year.

A two-fight agreement is already in place for Joshua and Fury to meet in 2021 in what is being deemed the biggest fight in British boxing history.

All world heavyweight titles would be contested with unified heavyweight champion Joshua facing WBC champion Fury.

Oleksandr Usyk has hinted he would be willing to step aside to allow unified heavyweight champion Anthony Joshua (above) to take on Tyson Fury next year

A two-fight agreement is already in place for Joshua and WBC champion Fury to meet in 2021. Usyk however could put a spanner in the works for the all-British heavyweight showdown as he is the mandatory challenger for the WBO strap.

But speaking to The Sun, the 33-year-old Ukrainian said he would consider stepping aside to ensure Joshua against Fury takes place, labelling it a 'once in a lifetime opportunity'.

'All four belts might end up in the same hands of one person,' Usyk said.

'It might be a once in a lifetime opportunity. We should all talk and communicate for that to happen because it is a really big event.


Anthony Joshua's blockbuster showdown with Tyson Fury edges ever closer as Eddie Hearn reveals there are only 'are a few small issues to iron out' to seal a deal after positive talks with fellow promoter Bob Arum

Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury could drop ALL five heavyweight titles to secure their blockbuster Battle of Britain if boxing's governing bodies don't play ball as Eddie Hearn insists this is 'a fight that eclipses all the belts'

Tyson Fury accuses Anthony Joshua of DUCKING questions about wanting to fight him as pair head towards heavyweight showdown in 2021 and says: 'Ask me if I want to face AJ and it's a simple yes' - before he sings American Pie on the Jonathan Ross Show!

Usyk could put a spanner in the works as he is the mandatory challenger for the WBO strap. 'I still want to fight Anthony Joshua for the title. There are many factors for this fight to happen, my team and all the participants and all their interested parties are already working on it.

'But there are still many people who wish to fight him as well, like Tyson Fury.' Joshua ensured the fight against Fury remained a possibility after defeating Kubrat Pulev having knocked the Bulgarian out in the ninth round at the SSE Arena in Wembley.

However, should Usyk not step aside, Joshua's promoter Eddie Hearn has insisted all five heavyweight titles could be dropped by Joshua and Fury to secure their blockbuster fight after WBO president Paco Valcarcel hinted Joshua would have to fight their No 1-ranked heavyweight Usyk before Fury or vacate the title.

But the 33-year-old Ukrainian hinted that he would consider stepping aside to allow the fight. Hearn also confirmed that only 'a few small issues are left to iron out' to ensure the showdown goes ahead following talks with fellow promoter Bob Arum.

However, Usyk's manager Egis Kilmas claimed that would if Joshua chose the latter it would only show the fear that he holds in facing his Ukrainian counterpart.

'Giving up the WBO belt means that Anthony Joshua is scared to fight Oleksandr Usyk,' he told Boxing Scene. 'It means he sees a big risk fighting Oleksandr Usyk and losing.

'That's what it tells me. If Anthony Joshua is 100 per cent sure he can beat Oleksandr Usyk then it's a different story. But if he is not sure, of course, he can give up the title.'


Joshua's promoter Eddie Hearn (left) insisted all belts may be dropped to ensure it happens

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-9070009/Oleksandr-Usyk-hints-step-aside-allow-Anthony-Joshua-fight-Tyson-Fury-year.html

Beverlyjean:
[s]Pele has 3 WC ...messi has non...decades to come...the name pele will still reign cos what he did for Brazil, the name Maradona will still reign cos what he did for Argentina, the name zidane will reign cos what he did for France, the name Ronaldo will still reign cos of what he did for Portugal... messi b forgotten the moment a new player breaks his records in barca ...they were others b4 messi in barca[/s]

Yen yen yen, this pained Penaldo fan is wailing as usual. 1 million years from now, nobody can break Messi's club record in Barcelona and nobody can break Messi's record in football. Even if the world forgets Pele, Maradona, Zidane, the world will forever remember Messi, the super player that has the highest all-time football history record and counting of 6 Ballon D'or + 6 Golden Boots + highest goals record of all-time scored in a calendar year 91 goals. None of all those you mentioned ever accomplished this record. Keep wailing in your ignorance.
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It's like you are the first to post this news on Nairaland. This thread should make front page

Cc: Myndd44

Let me see something today.

You know you are the real modern GOAT when you start equaling or about to break the record of the Legendary all-time GOAT of football, Pele. Messi is the greatest footballer of this millennium.
Cc: Mynd44

With his goal against Valencia today, Messi has now scored an amazing 643 goals for Barcelona, making him the ONLY PLAYER IN HISTORY to reach Pele's all-time goal scoring record of 643 career goals for one club. Pele played for Santos of Brazil

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/football/top-stories/messi-equals-peles-record-of-643-goals-for-a-single-club/articleshow/79816728.cms

Messi equals Pele's record of 643 goals for a single club


BARCELONA: Lionel Messi equalled Pele's haul of 643 goals for Santos after scoring for Barcelona against Valencia in La Liga on Saturday, matching the Brazilian great's scoring record for a single club.

The Argentine, 33, hit the milestone goal with a diving header just before halftime immediately after his penalty was saved by Valencia keeper Jaume Domenech.

The goal made it 1-1 in Barca's La Liga game and cancelled out Mouctar Diakhaby's opener.


Pele scored 643 goals in 665 competitive games for Santos, while Messi needed 748 matches to reach the tally, although he did it in 17 seasons compared to the 19 Pele needed.
Pele, now 80, made his Santos debut aged 15 in 1956 and left in 1974 after winning six Brazilian league titles plus two Copa Libertadores crowns, South America's equivalent of the Champions League.

Messi, who made his first appearance for Barcelona aged 17 in 2004, has won 10 La Liga titles with the club plus four Champions Leagues

What an evil deed, very terrible. Now this idiot has destroyed himself and he will be jailed for his evil crime. This is one of the reasons why the red pill is so important, so you can have sense to control your deek, instead of your deek controlling you. When you take the red pill, you will know that there's no hole worth destroying your life over, you will have sexual restraint and discipline. You will have self dignity and good judgment in handling your emotions. I just pity the poor girl, what a terrible thing she has experienced. Parents need to do more to watch their kids, especially those who have female children. This world has gone crazyyyyy-ier than it was in the last half a century.

tyup:
Without going into much stories. My sis in the UK bout last month or so once shared a link to me bout the Hospital she works in had Vancancies for some foreign qualified Doctors or Nurse either practicing or internship worker. I had these besties one happened to be my Ex but we still vibe real good whilst the other happened to be a good friend of mine at school.

To cut the story short, after reading of how 9ja girls are really not appreciative of favors and reading of stories of how guys go the long length to help either their GF n friends and they later get to change in a shocking manner and especially those guys that would be like after all I've done for her she did this bla bla. I later got to finalise these girls are all the same no matter how close you think you're to them or what doubt you have bout them. Another problem was I had no Nursing Male friends, I really wanted to share the link with a guy but I checked thr I had no Gee who did or studied Nursing, the other MBBs friends I have are still in school/ serving. Well that was how I let the link slide and my sister probably found other people to fill in IDK sha

But do y'all think I wasn't at all fair to both girls?? Insults of any kind are welcomed sha

You did nothing wrong. Don't let anyone guilt trip you. People have preferences and you have yours. Continue helping your fellow men whenever you have the chance to do it. They are more likely to appreciate you and return the favor at another time in future. Men are more naturally instinctively loyal by nature, we hardly forget those who helped us when we needed it badly. The other co-species are like cats, dey don't send anybody oh, your reward is in heaven

May God continue to bless all the women who are decent and responsible in this country. You are the type that deserve to be treated like diamonds for being positive examples to the upcoming generations, not this type of bloody hoelosho that call herself shameless as if we don't already know that, and we don't care

So Nigerian police has not jailed this prostitute yet

Nigerian Criminal Act Section 225A. "Persons trading in prostitution.

Nigerian law says Prostitution is a crime. This bleached ugly girl that called herself shameless has come out publicly to announce and expose herself as a prostitute, why is she still walking free? This dark and handsome Doctor is totally innocent. She probably used jazz to attract the doctor like all these useless hoeloshos typically do using jazz and charms to catch maga. Otherwise what will a fine boy doctor be doing with a prostitute when he can get Decent girls to date. Or is the Doctor a BLOODY SIMP? U dis doctor sef juz dey fall hand dey give hoelosho morale to form Bruce Lee Naija d land of drama

See this guy, instead of you to approach your angry landlord for a peaceful resolution, you dey post for social media. Is it easy to be a Landlord in Lekki? Go and fight him na, that's when you will know that NIGERIA has 2 different Constitutions. The CONSTITUTION that has 100 pages with different sections that one is for poor people, but the 2nd Constitution is 1 page only and it says You can do anything and get away with it in Nigeria once you are very wealthy and have connections. One thing I have seen in this life is that it's the very Rich people that even need money pass the poor. Na rich man dey hustle pass, cuz they need more money to maintain their rich lifestyle. So no go dey reason am say because na Rich man wey get money him no need money. In Burna's voice Dangote still dey find money. Better go and reason with your landlord and make peace so he will consider giving you a grace period, instead of going in the direction of legal battle. You go dey shock when you find out say d judge wey go handle your case na the same Club him and your landlord belong . Me I no get time to dey follow person wey get money pass me dey drag on top him own property. No, peace is the solution.

Emperor4tune:
bro even if it means a man to swallow overdose pills..some men dont deserve to be regarded as men,rather pussy ass nigaz..

Imagine oh, an educated Doctor, dark and handsome, yet he is paying an overbleached ugly useless diseased prostitute that fxcks around the whole country N100K for 30 mins sex. That's what the simp culture is turning our men into, grown men that are in good capacity turned themselves into hoelosho ATM cuz of puci. God punish the simp culture. It must die! ONLY decent girls should be held in esteem, only decent women should be supported to achieve their aims for the good of society, because they are impacting society and others positively, not even because of sex. Carry N100K give prostitute, for what na? Even if I'm crazy sef, it can never happen, even if u do juju, it can never happen. Is it hoelosho that is a community slut that fxcks across the country wey go dey trip me to jump inside as a matter of do or die to pay N100K on top? NEVER ever! For me, on the ladder of importance, Decent girls are UP THERE, and these hoelosho girls are DOWN BELOW. You don't give diamonds to pigs.

Mannnez:
Everyone is a simp to you guys on nairaland. He owes her an explanation, cos she is his girlfriend and the beneficiary is his ex.
Stop spilling trash

Shut UP. He owes her no explanation. His girlfriend? And so freaking wot, mtchwwwww

Nazgul:
An oral agreement is as equally valid, as a written one. The legality, of an oral agreement, cannot be questioned, if it falls under the ambit of the requirements stated in section 10 of the Nigerian Contract Act, 1872.Jan 2, 2019

Google is your friend... Google the Nigerian Constitution and stop exposing your ignorance here.

Mr Man stop posting rubbish. State the explicit content of what your "Nigeria Contract Act" says. As far as oral agreements go, a social or domestic agreement CANNOT be enforced by a Court. This was a social agreement, not a business agreement. To call it a business agreement means she has already committed the crime of being a prostitute.

Nigerian Criminal Act Section 225A. "Persons trading in prostitution." . This law shows that Prostitution is a crime in the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Show me your own law that says an oral agreement with a prostitute in Nigeria is valid and enforceable.

She is just PAINED that she's not the one that chopped the money. The way this guy is even explaining shows he is obviously a bloody simp. If it were me, I will straight up tell you to GFY, I ain't got time for salty conversations. A real man knows he doesn't owe any girl any freaking explanation about how he spends his money that he worked for by himself and earned with his sweat. Just look at how she's wailing, Brokeloshos everywhere .

Nazgul:
Errrrr....my brother, in this case I won't blame the girl but the man. No one forced him to agree to the deal.

Even if a girl bills you $1m for a night, it's left for you to accept or reject the offer.

The moment you accept the offer and sleep with her, the law demands that you're indebted to her and must pay up.

Which Federal or State Law stipulates that? Which Law, please show me which legislative or judicial law says you should pay a prostitute? You guys should STOP formulating nonsense laws that don't exist out of thin air. The only relevant law in this case is that PROSTITUTION IS A CRIME in the Federal Republic of Nigeria, and by law she should be arrested, charged to court and JAILED for prostitution. Whatever verbal agreement is NULL AND VOID! Did he make a documented legal or notarized agreement that he will pay her? If not that Nigeria is a useless country, the NPF should have arrested the girl by now, so they charge her to Court for prostitution. Mtchwww!

200K for an Abuja hoelosho that probably 85% chance has HIV? That's why we keep telling guys to swallow the red pill, so you won't be a fool that pays N100K to have 30 minutes sex with a useless bleached ugly prostitute. Tuehhhhh!!!