₦airaland Forum

ghettokid1:
La click La turn to Hushpuppi

La click la turn to Woodberry

Thank God for recovery

ednut1:
zoogeria

Real zoo. Na God go save us from these evil polithiefcians. After stealing national cake, e neva do Dem, dey still want to steal the little suntin meant for d poor masses, and corner it for themselves are their quota system people. Honestly one Nigeria is a big scam

"We Are Ready For Any Eventuality – State Govt"

Who else remember the time NCDC and LASG commissioner was boasting they were ready for Coronavirus? Na dia we still dey so oh, water don pass garri. Later Oyo govt go change mouth

OMG, people dey full that terminal oh. Sometimes the queue lines fit long like from VI to Lekki. God have mercy pls o. I don't want to hear any bad news for the remaining part of this year 2020, pls na beg I dey beg, pls have mercy on me and all who connect to me

Glad he made peace with God. Dan Foster was always preaching on air on Sunday. I believe he is in a better place. Linda Ikeji will be sad, this was the guy she was dying to marry then, the guy she loved like crazy but he ghosted her. But he later apologize. Bygone is bygone. Nawa! Very handsome and jovial guy, cool personality. I'm not a radio listener person but I enjoy listening to this guy on radio.

vickydankal:
6 persons here had mentioned me. Let me answer you all together.

My husband was very poor diligent young man with a vision. My traditional and white wedding was a talk of the town in the negative. We printed 50 cards, not because we hated crowds but we don’t want them to come and see our shame. My husband didn’t buy suit or the men’s accessories. My clothing is story for another day. Food and drink was not enough for about 80 persons. No Professional mc , in fact by 2:30 we are through with everything. From the little money spread we started checking hotels that’s is about 3k downward. Mmmmm, we found eventually, they don’t sale food we went into the street and bought minerals, suya etc the hotel uses only nepa no Gen unless n demand and you fuel it . The door is not good and some peep from the door knob. The toilet is not working you have to use bucket to fetch water. The ceiling fan Ahahahah is blended and very close that before you stand up on the bed you hand will touch the fan, not to talk about the noise of the fan. Next morning we went home and continued the breakdown few days later. This happened close to a decade ago. Thank God we can afford 5 star hotel ( if we save small of cos ) Yes it was years of little beginnings.

At my age, I don’t have time to come and lie on Nairaland. It lies and fake life that made me delete all my social media accounts and use only WhatsApp. No one know me here how should I lie.

Wow, madam ur type dey rare oh. Most women are looking for billionaire to marry but you happily married a poor man with a vision. God continue to bless your marriage, amen

Hmm, this is very educative. But I think any woman with breast lump should see doctor just to be safe it's not early stages be breast cancer. Anyways, nice one OP.

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obonujoker:
Great one bro... I will advise you also put your market on other social outlet.. Facebook, WhatsApp, LinkedIn.....

Thanks for advice. God bless

mandalorian:
Thanks man, I'll make arrangements to visit Lasuth.

Welcome, God bless

Go and run blood test on the baby, can't remember the name. The doctors will check for internal infection. Then still buy sudocrem and antiseptic. Sudocrem will clear the infection or rash on the skin, and you can use the powder too

mandalorian:
Hello house, my boy is barely one month old and he developed this skin issue. One of my colleagues said it is Ela(Yoruba) but from my experience, ela use to manifest as very red tiny rashes around the neck and joints.

Now this one is not on his neck (though it is in both his elbow joints, scarcely on his Tommy and this morning I say it at the back of his knee), his skin molts around the rashes. I just can't completely describe it that's why I included the pics.
I need help elders in the house. I took him back to the hospital where he was born but they said it will go but I don't like the look.

Lalasticlala pls help me push to fp.

Sorry oh, please if you can afford it, buy savlon antiseptic liquid to add to the baby water to bath, and also buy sudocrem to rub on the skin, anywhere this rashes appear. It should clear it. Or best option, please go and see a qualified paediatrician doctor, let them check your baby well and prescribe what's best to cure it, because it might also be an internal infection. Please see doctor quick. There was a time my baby had some boil ish, as broke as I was den, I borrow money go see paediatrician doctor for LASUTH. Na so God save me oh, cuz d baby had an internal infection, not just outwards and na d internal infection come dey cause d skin ish and cause fever. Please don't joke with baby health oh. God bless. Wish you the best and speedy recovery for your beautiful baby

Modified: na now I just dey read your post finish. Please oh, don't mind those doctors at that hospital you birth your baby. They can be non challant and lax sometimes. Take him elsewhere, like Ayinke House in LASUTH, they have many good paediatricians there. Let them run tests on your baby, cuz as a newborn one month old, is possible those are caused by traces of infection from childbirth. Abeg oh, act fast. Babies are fragile

I don't like to peddle conspiracy theories but Big Pharmaceutical companies are another "global mafia gang". Until they find a way to cash out big time from COVID 19, I don't think they will release the vaccine. They will delay for as long as possible. Also, I don't know if true or not, just a gut feeling nothing more, no proof or evidence, but I think there is a cure already, not even vaccine, and they are hiding it.

Wow

Archtype:
There is this babe that I met a night before my brother's wedding, we got talking that night as usual everybody don high nah. So, we found our way in one of rooms around you know nah, as I was busy knacking the babe doggy my d*ck mistakenly removed from her Vjay and hit the anal with force, the thing pain me no be small cos her asshole was f*cking tight, it wasnt intentional too, the babe also got her own part of the pains and that ended our sweet romantic night.

Let us know your own story

Bruises on the anaconda, either cuz she was too tight or cuz she was got too dry cuz she didn't have stamina to go 12 rounds straight (joking o ) and I was too inexperienced by then to know that chooking a big anaconda into a dry unlubricated wall will cause bruising for both people, and that women get dry when it's too big and painful or u pounding for too long time. Since I knew beta, av never had any injuries again. And also guys with big anaconda need to be careful when your girl is riding you, especially if she is a BBW. Make sure she has experience or at least is careful, because any wrong slip and she misses the hole and her 120kg weight lands on your standing anaconda, it can break it oh May our big anaconda never break in Jesus name