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illicit:
As a man, I can't date any girl if I don't have enough for two....

There are certain things I like to do with my woman and it has to be my money.

I will rather stay single if I can't do those things

ok, but what of the many other girls you are not dating, how many of "enough" will you now have or is it only a girl you date that you have ever given money, gifts and favors?

I'm still wondering who the winners will be. Will the females take everything or will the males do it, or will it be a male or female majority win. I don't know yet. Stay tuned. This action blockbuster movie continues

Your answers are being noted. Don't forget you have 2 legal attempts. So if you're not 100% sure of your first attempt, just post another one. But don't forget the rules, maximum of 2 attempts, editing an answer already posted is NOT allowed. Best wishes to all participants

VickyRotex:
Bwhahahahaha number 4 kor. Yinmu

end shall neva wonders. ur mates are turning waist, u dey turn nose. Beta pay me lemme teach u how to twerk [img]https://media1./images/24a186588cc723fdade5c84f36dc2541/tenor.gif?itemid=5006310[/img]

VickyRotex:
Say No More!

little girl are u giving me attitude? beta not try it. Stop now, before u turn to #4, see d last 3 magical girls dat squared up to me
[img]https://media1./images/ca45e05fe43f5da303e7d6f2f55fcb78/tenor.gif?itemid=17017315[/img]

laoludavid:
Really wish you can talk about it because am in the same dilemma now. Want to know how you handle it. Please

table your dilemma before the "elders" and "experts" here. They can help you better. I am but a man of many mistakes.

VickyRotex:
I never even start. I go sell the whole Lagos join, officer no go see office return to

Lalasticlala, abeg move to FP so that the OP's quiz can be answered and so that my business of selling land on this thread can move to permanent site.

u go sell the whole waaaaaat... Dis ur boldness ehn, tank God u don't have d balls to do it

VickyRotex:
I answered the quiz before the quiz show you want make invigilator write exam?

I came to sell land for participants ni o you sha want kee person for your thread, abeg make LASG no prosecute me.

inspector oya cash am, na the girl wey sell Lekki land finish be dis[img]https://media1./images/8edc054b261e6947e46a35c035cbb2da/tenor.gif?itemid=3450860[/img]

VickyRotex:
No I see it now.

This one you are wishing everybody else good luck, so are you not going to try yourself too? Or you just came to sell land here Land grabbers will be arrested and handed over to LASG for execution prosecution

VickyRotex:
Ah okay I see it now. Na those your prize pictures dey overshadow am. But I see it now!

Good luck to everyone participating. Winner and 1st runner up space for sale on first page.

Cool

VickyRotex:
No dey use am as figure of speech

Btw, where quiz na. If quiz no show, how dem wan push to FP

it's there on the first page. I'm surprised if you ain't seeing it. Maybe you should close your browser and open another one

VickyRotex:
E be like sey this OP no serious jare



Chaiiii OP why na? participate in quiz wey never show? so you want to advertise your products ni?

have posted the puzzles since na. Like about 20 minutes ago or so. Refresh your page

VickyRotex:
Ahh die ke? how people wan win prize if dem go die?

GUYS run away abeg!!!!!!!!!!!!

kikikiki, figure of speech na. Metaphor

tundchip2:
With better divcking. She'll be the one providing for you instead.

and if there's no sex involved, what happens? Can you make her happy without your deeeek, money, gifts and favors?

Terrible, just terrible

Lalasticlala, Dominique, Mynd44........ Help push to front page so that many people can see this thread and have the opportunity to participate. Tank you!

crafteck:
In yoruba.... Wa gbe le gbo.... I escaped shit with dna test in February... Be wise

✓

VickyRotex:
Ahh okay better oo. Make you no chase people commot

nobody going nowhere. We die here

Pearlqueen:
If you don chop now, why you still dey call am DAY time?

he no go beta for auto correct

VickyRotex:
Op, abeg explain this sentence: " So this new prize-winning puzzle will run for 1 day ONLY! After 24 hours (or less, depending) I will announce the winners on this thread."

Fixed! Na typing error na. i neva chop dat time

Halfamilli:
It's okay, we are all waiting for it

thanks for your patience. It is worth the wait. People will enjoy this thread

Good luck to all gladiators participants.............. Don't forget, na any which way oh. Don't come and be forming. If you sabi am, good for you. If you no sabi am, use any which way. Copy anything copy-able, ask your favorite nerd, brainstorm, calculate, use crystal ball, carry expo, hire machinery, phone a friend, use life line, anyhow you wan do am, is allowed. That's the beauty of this contest. Do whatever you have to do to win. You are the invigilator in your own exam . Na just correct answer me I dey after. The rules to get the answer is there are no rules


MODIFIED:

Puzzle 9

Mathscum:
After reading that novel I was unable to find the puzzle

patience is needed. My fingers are aching. Plus I had to pause and put something for belle. Don't you know a hungry man will post wrong picture

VickyRotex:
Puzzle is still cooking, that's why the OP booked those 1st 3 spaces.

God bless u. ur brain is using latest operating system.

crafteck:
As a man, you cant know if it's your own child with certainty, even dna isnt 100 percent

boss i dey pure, my blood is strong, my genes carry weight and my sperm get muscle. A woman's genes cannot overshadow my own, it can only complement. Wetin lion born must resemble lion. I don't even need hospital DNA test for my children. Na eye scanner I dey use. Na photocopy machine I be . If he no resemble me, no be me get am

Wait for it

MODIFIED:

PUZZLES 5 to 8

Loading... Abeg may una no vex. Make I rest my fingers small. Na type I dey type since. My fintgars her hutting me rye now

MODIFIED:

PUZZLES 1 to 4

I made a puzzle thread before and the responses were so lively, fun, and inspiring. I'm sure everyone that participated really enjoyed themselves. It shows we have an active intelligent community in this place. So I choose to make another puzzle thread again BUT this time around, I will be "spicing" things up with pepper, salt, curry and chicken turkey and giving out FREE prizes to the 1st, 2nd and 3rd persons who answer it correctly. If you have sharp nose I know you can smell the wonderful aroma of what I'm cooking for you . I wish the prizes could be more expensive like diamonds or wish I could give more people, but ma papa no be Dangote or Adeleke... I'm very broke right now

PRIZES:
1) The Grand Prize = One unit of Intelligent Soap / Sanitizer Dispenser....... This is a fantastic item you will love to have and would be of great use to you

(If you are wondering what this is, see my signature or click here to view the thread. Anyone else that wants to buy just view my signature and click my WhatsApp link to chat me up)

2) The 1st Runner Up Prize = One unit of Intelligent Solar LED Lights........... Really cool product to be used around the garden, pool, fence, patio, deck, yard, driveway, stairs, outside wall etc.

(If you are wondering what this is, see my signature or click here to view the thread. Anyone else that wants to buy just view my signature and click my WhatsApp link to chat me up)


3) The 2nd Runner Up Prize = One unit of Electric Mosquito Insect Killer...... If you hate mosquitoes with passion like me, then you will surely love to win this product

(Anyone else that wants to buy just view my signature and click my WhatsApp link to chat me up)


PURPOSE: the aims of this thread are:
1) to catch fun.......mad oh

2) to reward academic cleverness
a. I want to recognize and appreciate those who are talented with sharp mental reasoning, people that like to think outside the box.
b. I want to recognize and appreciate people with good investigative skills, people with an x-ray mind that can see things deeper than it appears
c. I want to appreciate those that who are street smart, and can analyze things quick, compare and contrast, copy and paste, and resolve complexities using the basic knowledge of life they have and whatever ideas and knowledge of others they can lay their hands on.

3) I want to advertise and sell my products. I'm not FG that have money printing machine and can print money anytime they like. I need your patronage to survive and grow. Biko, ejor, dan allah, abeg, support my ministry to survive, epp my life


RULES:
The rules are very easy and simple:
1) Answer the 9 puzzles correctly. Whoever is the first, second and third persons to post the correct answers will win the prizes in same order
2) You only have 2 chances to answer. You are not allowed to edit your post. You have 2 attempts. If I notice (or anyone brings to my notice) that you edited or posted more than 2 answer attempts, automatic disqualification. This rule is necessary so that I can easily and correctly identify those who are the first to get the answers right
3. You don't have to post the solutions or explain how you got it. It is not compulsory. If you feel like doing so, no problem. But my criteria is just to see a correct answer, short and simple. But if you decide to paste the solution or explanation, I will not penalize you. I will just appreciate you and note your name down say dis wan na Albert Einstein oh , in case I need somebody to help me solve the puzzle on how to escape into America or Europe later on (◔‿◔)
4. Because the prizes are limited, there's no point delaying the thread for many days before announcing the winners. But I still need to give as many people as possible the opportunity and chance to participate. So this new prize-winning puzzle will run for 1 day ONLY! After 24 hours (or less, depending) I will announce the winners on this thread.
5. Anybody can participate and anybody can win. I don't care if you are in Lagos or on the moon, male or female, fat or slim, tall or short, old or young, a god or goddess, dead or alive, and I don't care whether you registered in 2006 or you just registered this night. So far you're the top 3 to answer correctly on this thread, you will WIN the corresponding prize.
6. If you win, you can stay anonymous or not, your choice. I will not demand your identity or paste a photoshoot of your face on Nairaland. However, I will mention your monicker here when I announce the winners, and I will snap ONLY your hand holding the product when you come to redeem the prize, for the purpose of transparency and integrity, so that people can know that you got the gift for real. I also expect that you will also come back and testify on the thread that you received your gift item prize when you get it. And at least tell the world whether that the product you got is real and working fine, or if na dead product wey no dey work I gift you.
7. EXPO is allowed. You can copy your neighbor, na you sabi, just make say you no dey copy an olodo somborry like
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ *********i on coding, if u know, u know
8. Don't forget to catch fun. Can I may? Yes, you may can I

PRIZE COLLECTION:
You can redeem your prize by pick up at my location. Either you pick it up yourself or send someone on your behalf, whether a person or dispatch rider, any way you like etc your choice. I'm based in Lagos, the specific location will be communicated to the winners, and customers who want to buy. If for any reason, maybe distance or no time etc, and you can't redeem your prize, you will have the chance to select anybody else on Nairaland that you want to gift your prize gift to. No blockages, the river of blessings must flow

I recognize all viewers;
Respect and appreciation to all participants;
Congratulations to the Winners in advance and;
Many thanks to all the customers that will buy from me. Love you guys ( ˘ ³˘)♥