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Ofodirinwa:
governing for cameras, by cameras, with cameras

jealousy jealousy na him dey worry u...

chukwudi44:
All this mgbati newspapers trying to keep the image of their inconsequential local champion alive. If Saraki became Senate President and got a vote of confidence from 81 senators without Tinubu"s support then he dosent need him.

Tinubu should even be the one trying to make peace with Saraki else his candidates would not pass the senatorial screening

Saraki has nothing to lose by ignoring or snubbing Tinubu. This propaganda is dead on arrival

Man shut ya hell mouth up.He is a baby to tinubu in all levels and his leader at same time so he will be the one to beg.So get sense.

midolian:
Hmmm, Buhari!

Person wey say e no go better for u, that person no go see rest of mind till death,..Even after death..

What a man!

Amen oooooooo...Those am talking to knowz themselves oo..my broda God bless u for the prayers..abeg knock them more need more plsssss..

aguiyi:
the Oba of lagoon will follow soon.

you can insult me all you like, the bastered hate my people and we hate him with a passion too

we hate u and u all will die in lagoon while my oba look smile at u all and wave bye bye. To biafrauds mumu..E no go better for u oloshi Omo ale Omo igbo..

Galway vs Bray 1st half win for Galway..Anybody in? I no be professional punter oo! Just for fun

Please help me oo!
I placed a bey with bonanza win in-play.
Game was 4-0 when I entered and I played for 6 goals. Game ended 5-1. Instead of crediting my account with my win. I got a void bet. Which one be void bet again? They just returned what I staked.
Btw how do I check bet history on bonanza win

This looks like a case of progeria

qbd2:
Bedwetter nko?

Please don't tell me you had one as a room mate

I am of the believe that most of the prophets from Noah to Moses were blacks. But because it was in pre-historic times, the whites appear to have "bleached" the stories to give the feeling that they were whites. Most of the Jews and Christians of those days are not who they are today. You can also note that most of the what happened in the Old Testament happened in Africa, Egypt, Sudan and Ethiopia. E.g Queen of Sheba story (abi you wan tell me say Solomon na white man) the flood e.t.c. So yes there are many Black prophets if not more than whites sef

Deejavuu:


My Mb my business

You never answer me since oo! You no know say na your face I just dey see anywhere wey I waka pass. No do me strong thing now

Deejavuu:
Hehehehe..

See toasting na

Me sef gree you style

in igbo man's voice; "Yes bebe" you got it all.
Abeg pass me key make I enter subway

Deejavuu:


9 pages

Lemme read ist

E get one thing wey dey cease my mind tey tey..
But my mouth dey drag anytime wey I wan yarn am.
My body dey hot anytime wey I see your backside
And when you come turn face... chai.... my heart go just go jigijigijigibambam.
I no know whether na love or kolomentalism, but one thing wey sure be say, this kind mood never reach my cabaal before.
And as your name come be dejavu, I know just know wetin to expect coz e be like say na everything you don experience before, but I just dey kneel dey beg make you just allow me one hour to show u say e still get one feeling wey u never experience. Just give me one chance make I show you and I promise you say you no go enter one chance

Wilson125:
when I mean small, i mean a tiny dick that even a sex worker would refuse it, this post actually is about a friend that has this challenge, this has been the reason for his single life, no girl has been able to stay with him because this, even a prostitute refused him sex because of his manhood size, masturbation has become a routine in his life hoping it will help increase the size.. he does not want to take herbal or medication of any kind as he believes that anything with advantage must have disadvantage...

as in, is he normal or is anything wrong with him like sickness or something?

Op oya confess, you are the one. Just put I for everywhere that "Your friend" is. Let's face it, which sane guy will admit to masturbating to another friend.

Rumour mongers everywhere... just for the sake of news feeds. Just coz you see two famous people on the streets talking does not mean they are dating. They could be talking business for all I care

lalasticlala:
Wife of the President with the wife of the VP and the wife of the APC national chairman and Mr. Rotimi Amaechi

Pls where those mumu pdp slayers of their homes they should come annd estimate the amount of her wrist watch again make we hear oo..House of judas cousins of dooms friends of already falled goliats..

Tocheagle:
Whats their goddamn business. Am not saying omar is a saint but why do africans always betray themselves and play a bootlicker to the west. APATHAID MENTALITY

man why talking like an illiterates who noz nothinh about crimes he commited..U talking of betraying which u know the kind of crime he had commited u will cry and neva stop..Dunno if u were born den sef cos can still remember vividly death toll of more than a village in the country during the war all ofr him to stay in power..Gud commendation to the SA govt what ur country can't cos of selfish interest oda country will do for interest of all and Gud repetition to the continent..

She should have just typed the whole thing in Yoruba, too many blunders. Haba

Rennee:
Monday

Please p.m me on whatsapp. I have a sister who is going 08139650611

humilitypays:
The bbm groups are filled. Good evening

So which groups are available?. Please drop you mail here? Can't PM

This is just 3, where are the remaining 7

humilitypays:
I think I have replied.

2**83E*a0. Please add

akinalabi:
As a founder of a sports betting business, let me say this. . . AGAIN.

Betting on sports is for entertainment and it is not a business opportunity. I know I will lose customers for saying this but I will prefer to say the truth rather than lead someone on.

IT IS NOT A BUSINESS.

See it this way. . .

Mr A has N1,000 and he goes to watch a movie

Mr B has N1,000 and he goes to have a beer

Mr C has N1,000 and he decides to go to NairaBET. If he wins, its a bonus. If he doesnt, the adventure and maybe the adrenaline is the entertainment that cost him N1,000

At the end of the day, none of the three guys went back home with anything.

Don't bet trying to get rich. Chances are that you WILL NOT. A few have struck gold but its all luck.

Bet for fun. . .

Play with only what you can afford to "dash" someone. Too much of everything is bad. If you bet with all your salary, its bad. If you drink with all your salary, its bad. If you even buy clothes with all your salary it is financial recklessness and that is bad.

Do everything with caution.



You should have kept it as just for fun. Most people keep it that way and they are happy.

I still bet myself. I have accounts in other bookies and I still bet. When abroad, I chill a lot in Ladbrokes or William Hill. But I keep my bets limited to what I can afford to lose.



WRONG! WRONG!! WRONG!!!

Sir, I understand your point. How I graduated to this level is still beyond me. Maybe. Because I was doing all transactions electronically, so the figures didn't look big.
Thanks all the same.

SuperSuave:
I like threads like this. I dey come. But wait o! Should this be in this section?

Really didn't know which section to post it to.

Oh ye football pundits and gamblers. Nairabet pundits. Bet9ja experts, 1960 plaudits. Come share your experience here.
Let me start by sharing my story.
I once read somewhere that the expected payout of a gambler in the long run was Zero.
But I believed it wa pure economic theory without practical justification.
I started gambling about 2 years ago when a friend introduced me to it. We would go to the cafe and bet with as little as 100 naira. I was loosing quite all right, but I had my days. There were days I would make like 4500, 5000 and I even made about 35000 once while placing a 200 naira bet. I was on a roll, every betting club in my area knew me. I was getting more than I was giving out. My friend on the other hand, never won, except for 2 occasions where I selected the games and he just played, but on most days I would share my winnings with him. I really didn't need the money. To me it was pure fun and I was enjoying it.
Fast forward to 6 months after, I had a good job but I still played on weekends.
Then another friend introduced me to a different level of gambling. Low odds, high stakes.

At first I was scared, but when he showed me his profile I was impressed. He used to build the money gradually from around 20k to around 200k in a few days. That's how I started investing heavily in it.
I could stake as high as 30k on a few matches. It actually worked in the beginning, but gradually the greed set in.
My lifestyle changed completely, it was all I ever thought about, "Making Money" I thought. I started drinking, and doing all other illicit stuff. I mean this is Free Money.
Even when I lost I was always telling myself that I would make the money back (The Gambler's hole) and so I would stake higher and higher. I started borrowing money to gamble, all these while telling myself that I would strategize and plan better. But I kept on loosing.
My heart would race faster, my professional life was also being affected. I even once thought of quitting my job so I could focus more on the gambling business.
I formed an alliance with fellow gamblers. We would share tips and plan, but I was still loosing. Not that we weren't winning a few times but we would stake almost everything and make a mistake even when we were taking the lowest risk possible. I mean, how hard is it to select 5 games where 3 goals won't be scored in the 1st half. Not bad until you try it.
I knew I was addicted, but I didn't care. It was all about the money for me, I mean I didn't even have a girlfriend so very few responsibilities.
Then the inevitable happened. I gambled away all my salary before the end of the 1st week and it was all gone. I couldn't believe myself. How did I get to this level. I called my fellow gamblers and a few of them were in similar situation. How I survived till the end of the month is still a mystery ? I was already in debt, so no way to borrow more. It was at this point I knew I was done. My BP was over 130 from the way my heart sounded. I could almost hear every heart beat. A fellow gambler told me he had deactivated his account. I was so weak I couldn't even do it myself. So I asked him to do it for me.
That's when I decided to start my life back on a new slate and I hope i'm happy for it.
If I were to estimate my total losses it would well be over half a million.
Gambling Breeds Greed and Greed is Evil.
So guys share your experience.

I was also in this shoes some time back:
Interviewer: Can you use Excel?
Me: A bit
Interviewer: So do you know Goal Seek?
Me: Yes! ( Meanwhile I saw a friend perform magic with it a few weeks back, but I had no ides how to use it)
Interviewer: So what does Goal Seek do?
Me: Errm, it is used to find the solution of an equation
Interviewer; *Looking unconvinced* Come and show me.

Omo na there gbege start. I no even know where the thing dey for Excel.

Learnt it later sha! But back then Omo na die oo!

willwin:
Please can you forward the link to my email?
whizzkid247@gmail.com

Done

nitrogen:
Done

Thanks.
Are you done with the CFA exams.
If not, which level are you writing next?

nitrogen:
I have 2013/2014 L1 notes link, shoot me a mail. You can share with others.

Mail sent

Ihinmi:
A B.Sc mathematics holder will start at which level, between SOA and IFOA which is more recognise in nigeria or which one would you recognise for someone. THANKS

Both are world class, it just depends on which catches your fancy, I am not too familiar with the SOA although i know they have Exam P, Financial Maths e.t.c. , but with the institute, it's 15 exams to be a Fellow and 12 to be an Associate although 3 of these are practical exams. So if you can go the whole log and you find statistics interesting, you can go for it. But don't go in for the money or you will be immensely disappointed. My 2 cents

Ihinmi:
pls i will like to know more about becoming an actuary. As a major mathematics student at what level would u start the exam and is like how much. THANKS

Well, if you've done a proper course in probability theory up to like 300 level, you can start. As for the cost of exam fees and materials, that would depend on which society you want to join either SOA or IFOA (U.K). But total cost for registration and exams should be around 50k - 60k,that is if you apply for reduced rate