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Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by jaybee3(m): 7:42pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
FEAO1985:So pivot and vlookup are what? 1 Like |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by abiolag(m): 7:43pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
So Funny |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by MizMyColi(f): 7:59pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by MKO4ever(m): 8:02pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
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Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by nifemi25(m): 8:05pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by tk4rd: 8:05pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
ednut1:But with Excel, u don't need calculator at all |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by udysweet(f): 8:07pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Loool! Funny. I once was taught a little by our admin mgr were I worked last,d man was a guru o,even at his old age! But I hav forgottn everytin now and I know its very important now incase I am asked during an interview. So please anyone staying arnd surulere who can teach me,lik a crash course:word,exce,powerpoint,acees etc? I want sm1 to teach me one on one.I have mini laptop(windows 8 w I hardly evn use except watch movies and charge fone,lool) that I want to practise wit. Anyone who can help mbok? Its not free sha,I go pay but not much o*winks* Money no easy to com buy Am serios pls o 2 Likes |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by chuckingTHINGS(m): 8:09pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
[color=#770077][/color]for those that will like to be Proficient in excel , hit the like button 1 Like |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by yuzjet(m): 8:16pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
mumbasa: Look at u ooo! See, if u see anybody that's a pro in any level of cisco. He/she has the basics knowledge of these application softwares. Cisco isn't all about networking. |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by damrmd02(f): 8:40pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
;DWow..very guilty of dis |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by chiogoezubem(f): 8:40pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
So did you eventually keep the job, or got butted out? Please tell. ednut1: |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Jetland(m): 8:43pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
udysweet:I can teach you. Drop ur contact number. |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Teagirl(f): 8:43pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
UnknownT:lol, you made my day |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Nobody: 8:44pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
rationalmind:Han Han....=sum(b1:b2)...then enter for first and 2nd column |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by airsaylongcon: 8:46pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
The worst is when u get computing grads that know zero about excel. I once asked a subordinate to tell me the final in a the formula bar. Come see as d guy dey sweet. Oya pivot the data. Ok now the guy grew old there 1 Like |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by rman: 8:47pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
FEAO1985: There is nothing special in VLOOKUP and PIVOT in excel |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Juzzybabe(f): 8:51pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
OMG this topic heeen... I thought I was alone in this act ooo. My own experience,I was asked at the interview to show my skills and like seriously,I was more dumber than the guy in the op's post that was how I failed myself 3 Likes |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by kavenich(m): 8:51pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
You can look for Excel for dummies, nice one 4 starters and refreshers. 1 Like |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by opendo21(m): 8:51pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
I was also in this shoes some time back: Interviewer: Can you use Excel? Me: A bit Interviewer: So do you know Goal Seek? Me: Yes! ( Meanwhile I saw a friend perform magic with it a few weeks back, but I had no ides how to use it) Interviewer: So what does Goal Seek do? Me: Errm, it is used to find the solution of an equation Interviewer; *Looking unconvinced* Come and show me. Omo na there gbege start. I no even know where the thing dey for Excel. Learnt it later sha! But back then Omo na die oo! |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by airsaylongcon: 8:52pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
harde2lah: I'm holding my boss by d balls based on my knowledge of Excel vba. And I'm still a rookie o. Know vba and then u start approaching proficient. |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Nobody: 8:55pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
udysweet:date me....will teach u all |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by lusciouslex: 9:01pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
IBBIL ICT ACADEMY: where Excel is made as easy as breathing that you can't help but intimidate those who can't perform simple arithmetic for you are into freezing panes, creating charts, conditional formatting, IF function, printing of worksheet, name it. Money well spent! |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by jaybee3(m): 9:09pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
udysweet:Employ me |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Nobody: 9:18pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
folabayo1:This your "no big deal" never helped me sometime back. Ooooo. Mine was Powerpoint, na God send the person wey come distract the Indian fatsy Wasn't funny sweating in an airconditioned room with his laptop ready to humble me |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by folabayo1(f): 9:26pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
chimkaire: |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Nobody: 9:33pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
folabayo1:...that kain thing |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by santakris(m): 9:34pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by folabayo1(f): 9:40pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
chimkaire: 1 Like |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Nobody: 9:42pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
udysweet: Ur picture pls |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by Nobody: 9:45pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
jaybee3: Bros help me ask am oh... On second tought, if you are around PH, and would love to know excel beyond the basics let me know. Give me a mention and we can work something out. Currently organising classes for my colleagues. If you dont know excel at all, i will charge you... Haba na una make dem dey insult graduates just joking oh. All the same, i wrote a data program with excel for a cooperative, they pay a yearly liscense for it, thats the power of excel for you. Its very wide, so lets hook up and ill teach you what i know, I bet, you it's fun knowing excel. |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:45pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Uni Uyo? Edipee: |
Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by ednut1(m): 9:45pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
chiogoezubem:used Google to search for d formula as i had forgotten. while pretending d excel was hanging 1 Like |
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