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leciester:
guy you funny ohh facebook do works but youtube guy na something else.

I dey wine the guy

Horlawale1:
Story that touches the heart.
Very Unprofessional

story that touches the breast actually.

augster:
you can actually use Facebook on Torchlight...You'll use facebook without internet from mtn.. Just dial *510#.. It costs #5 per day

you can watch YouTube too? abi

It Facebook too,and can watch YouTube videos.

TippyTop:
Family friends of Buhari.
Bubu would chop more than Abacha and Babangida combined......Yes I said it.

Like say Goodluck no chop....

Late Abacha get eyes ooo,the woman fine small.

Picture of president Buhari with the victorious golden eaglet way back in 1985.

GenOrumov:
Common nigerian names you can't spell. Assuming you made a mistake in one name, we can say its typo error but both names is just unforgivable. I'm sure you won't be able to spell your name!

Bihari

Obasonjo

Obasanjo Buhari. Are you okay now?

Whenever I have a nylon or paper in my hand I put it in my hand till I see a waste bin...or I drop it inside the bus.

baba iyabo.

Picture of president Bihari and ex president obasonjo when they where young.

free2ryhme:
A country where a former governor of Delta State is running the state affairs from UK prison. A country where stealing is not corruption, a country where political criminals are being praised by the masses.

someone said sometime ago that corruption is in our DNA...

I love his humility.

free2ryhme:
A Senate President in dock! Our politicians do not have even a modicum of dignity. How can an accusee be presiding over affairs of the red chamber? If he will not resign, one of the sane senators should move a motion for that and let's see how it goes. Just peaceful 100,000 marchers to the NASS can legally occupy the place and force them out.

Imagine those in that Senate, Saraki, Dariye, Buruji, Oduah, Weremadu, Mark! Who could be dirtier and morally more repugnant?

corrupt people everywhere!!!

Saraki is a gunner.....

He likes messi more than his dad.

Ehen dem talk say make person. no comot for the group.

The MOD should close this thread before someone sue seun for libel.

its not going. anywhere

vicstar:
dat guy get luck say chinko no provoke, him for see real kung'fu or tai'chi lwkmd

I go nack am jazz....o maa bale ni

I don't think the address is correct gbangba street is not near to diamond bank......that's my area.

1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788) 2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) 3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Herbert Macauley (1872) 4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893) 5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899) 6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900) 7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904) . He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) 9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973) 10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015) 11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014). And he who reads and does not share this is naturally stingy. Don't laugh alone, pass it on. E

sinaj:
See as airforce1 b like mallam wey de sell Cd for my street

.I smell jealousy

forget!!! this one good for rice stew.

This is longinus

vizkiz:
[b]no wonder why tope use to get angry whenever I don't eat her food.

Now I understand why this happened last year!

Tope: Baby, can you come over I made dinner

Me: not tonight baby, I am out with friends maybe tomorrow

Tope : do you know how much time I spent in the kitchen cooking this for you, I made your favorite just because I want to treat you right and make you happy tonight but what did I get for that? Rejection(crying)

Me: oh baby, I am so sorry I said no, I am coming

*************
After eating semo and vegetable soup that taste funny and strange......

Tope: baby, have you been paid your salary for November?

Me: (I wanted to say no, but I end up saying) Yes baby, in fact I was just about to tell you that

Tope: baby, I need a new phone and I want to buy a bag I saw with Cynthia yesterday. In fact you need to see that bag

Me: (I wanted to tell her I need to pay up for my apartment and get blocks for my building project, but I said) Alright baby, how much do you need?

Tope : just 70k baby, you know I love you (she gives me a refreshing and talented kiss)

Me: (I really want to get mad at her and take my leave But what came out of my mouth was) Hehehehehe..... Oh baby, I love you too
you are an angel to me, I promise to bring the money first thing tomorrow Or do you need my atm card so you can withdraw it yourself?

Thank you Lord for revealing this to me...I go kill this girl today!!!! But let me first finish this amala and ewedu she prepared for me tonight. [/b]

you are more epic

K9Uneet:
Sorry o. But you sabi Timur? Lolz.

nah which kind play lion dey follow dog play than make him eat am.

Horlawale1:
Don't forget the maintenance and some unforseen circumstances, however is good to be busy with something.

If u drive it yourself u will be fine with it.

If you know how much danfo drivers deliver everyday.......you will be surprise.let me put it this way let's just say a danfo driver delivers at least 5k per day for five days excluding Saturday and sunday....that is 5*5=25 per week.Then we have at least 4 weeks in a month,25*4=100 per month.....we have 12 month in a year 100*12=1.2m per year,that can buy another bus if you want to.this is just a rough estimate.....mind you if you drive the bus yourself you will make more than that.

I go eat am con drink origin bitters untop

e no work for my phone oooo