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@sucess001

dats bros ope to you!Lol.on a more serious note,yeah,its Ope and its good to meet you too.

@sucess001

July12th,reporting for duty sir!

LMFAO!Dude,so you remember!thought you had forgotten,but seems like you are misrepresenting the facts!It was you mon ami, that was arrested for loitering (a very auspicious location too at that but I'll keep that under wraps).I was only there to bail out an old mate.
On a more serious note,the thread has been sorta boring lately.our host subtly admitted to this herself but rather than crank things up a couple of notches she has decided to open a fresh thread.

Babe,now you've lost me.pennywise (he aint no uncle of mine) never made fun of me,we exchanged friendly banter over a female we both thouhgt was intruiging.and the ten years younger thing was in reference to your last question about how much younger guys prefered chicks to be.
Is it just me or you seem to have run out of steam?

@Opeluvly
LOL!I dont beg.as a virile male i was simply showing interest.begging is for sissies and i definitely aint one of em!And by the way why the sudden change of heart?thought i "toasted worse than your kid brother"? (and by the way if that his true,the kid as got game!@!)

About your question,sincerely hope you mean ten years younger and not ten years of age (knowing you I wouldnt be surprised either way).Thought the general opinion was that this thing is subjective?or do you just want to hang a sign around our necks so you can crucify us all?

Dude seems like i spoke too soon about the soap!lol
Yeah,i think censorship sucks but we are all allowed our differnt opinions.
Ps:those folks might really not come back.the other side seems real comfy!

wow,just noticed something.you guys now have moderators!ok,guess monsieur Osewa is stepping up his game.guess you should start washing you mouth with soap my freind!??There's a (new) sheriff in town!

Nicely said mon ami,but i wasnt asking for lewd details.was implying vital stats but whatever.wish you guys all the best,lol.

Hate to bust your bubbles mate but I aint "looking for woman".my interest in our mutual freind is just casual mon frere.i dont "blind date" except out of curiosity!the "assets" are just as important as the brains but then since you've been there,how would you classify her?Man. Utd,Arsenal or Fulham?

Dude,way to go!But don't you think wednesday breakfast is a pity date?Anyways,wish you two all the best,guess the better man doesnt always win um?
Yeah,you old geezer,guess I'll be seeing you around then!

@Pennywise,
Dude chill!Think you take those folks a wee bit too seriously.Yeah they enjoy blowing their trumpets and all but then we don't have to listen do we?I just go for the gist,behind the scene news etc.I've been in the game long enough to have a few tricks of my own!.Lol.

By the way,opeluvly thinks you are a randy old geezer!She says you like (or was it love?) anything tight!

@Opeluvly,
no luv,wasnt checking you out,that thread actually used to be my only reason on nairaland so really familiar with the goings on.
your thread is really taking a whole new dimension!well,so much for gentlemanly conduct!
gotta go now b4 missiles start coming my way (can give as much as I get but really to what end?).
later girl.
Ps:Pennywise,those egocentrics as you called them have abandoned ship.you might wanna check it out.

@opeluvly
babe u still keeping this thread alive.nice.thought you got bored what with your furlough to the stocktips thread and all.also see u got new admirer(s).my buddy pennywise has gone awol.Dude where you dey?sure you are online somewhere,was gonna call you a randy old goat just for old time sakes but i'll keep my mouth shut.

@opeluvly
about " matured single lady say 38 years old, with no assets but brains",cant help you there,dont do older women.but if we were to rephrase,say late twenties as against a girl say eighteen with a killer bod?well,the dog in me would go for the eighteen year old but after all is said and done,the late twenties chick would probably be better.dont forget its all about maturity howver.
and I'm sure you really didnt mean the 38year old has no assets at all!dont even want to think about it,even wise king solomon thought the idea deplorable!
and pennywise,you are on your own on that virgin stuff!tight is ok but cant keep going throughthe rudiments everytime!

Bros,when did two kids become "only"?Anyway,opeluvly,he meant he has been to the delivery room twice,his mrs had quintiplets the second time hence his early aging and stuff.
Yeah,its all about creativity but i believe it,creativity,doesnt have to be inherent.everyone can learn to be creative.while some will catch on faster even the small details will sometimes be the stuff to light the dying embers of a relationship.Its all about being spontaneous and I believe only a callous man will prefer a so called younger girl to his wonderfully imaginative,totally receptive to fresh ideas better half at home.
Pennywise do i detect a touch of guilt?

MMM,just imagine,called you my brotherfromanothermother and you stab me in the back!shame on you mon ami,mudslinging is not the stuff of gentlemen!
Anyways,you are an aristo so whats to be expected?
No foforofo fight oo!I can't stain my outfit!
and for you my sweet,try another line.sure you can be more imaginative!
And i'm sure you got the digits,you just fronting!lol

No you didnt!I'll pretend you didnt just say that!The question is can you handle me!just gave you my mail and you chickened out!shame on you.will tell my good friend pennywise (the old aristo that he is)that we were jousting over a lil mummy's girl!

@opeluvly

Let it be known to the whole world that you have requested that I dismember my good freind pennywise.I am at a loss why you woold want me to kick an already defeated (and tired) old aristo.I refuse to hit a man while he is down(most ungentlemanly!)

ma chere,get with the program.
we had duel for your sake and my worthy opponent saw fit to bow out.are you saying our manly jousting was in vain?stop am oh!pennywise go take me laugh!the randy old aristo!

Ah,mademoiselle.finally
me and mon frere pennywise have been jostling for your attention and of course the better man won!
yeah,it might mean low self esteem on either part but usually, me thinks its just about variety and like some1 earlier mentioned,greed.
So,ma chere,when do i claim my prize?

well,I'd say (and I'm no professional !) that you are predominantly melancholic.the sanguine part seems to give in to the mel in you most of the time.
The books recommended (by Tim LaHaye) will do you soom good,but think you should do a more comprehensive and personalised test.
Keep your ears to the ground and anytime you get to ear about a guy called Jerome Onipede,go talk to him.The guy is good,for real.

@pennywise

Dude,I've had fun,posted more in two days than I have in over two months of membership.catchya later, mon ami

Actually dont think they qualified as honorable.Think I prefer lovestruck and a wee bit stupid.
For the sake of censorship,i will once again call you an Aristo!

Oh shucks!And here I was just cleanning my revolver! ( for the duel like the old days!)
Why you have to give up so easily,at least let the lady have the final say?who knows,she just might have a soft spot for you!
(cant beleive we are actually talking about a chick that isnt even online! isnt there some kinda rule about sticking to the topic of a thread?)Aristo

Ok,so we agree the luvly ope is charming.At the rate we are going I half expect one of us to challenge the other to a duel!so will you do the honours?
Me aristo?Well,for a guy who wont admit his age,you are one to talk!
Anyway,I aint that old.

@pennywise
Mon ami,I'm deeply hurt by your unfounded allegation! !me charmed by opeluvly!but why?anyway not that I mind .
Meanwhile,the manipulating part ,totally agree!

@ow11

Na,you're probably a choleric!Hows that for your bulls**t barometer?

@pennywise
sure the charming poster will forgive you.ctually think she was only kidding with the statement hence the winkie at the end.

hey,ope
don't take pennywise's comment personal.he was being objective and meant no disrespect!
and about Okoyas, and the Moores,those are the kinda exceptions I was insinuating.sometimes(few and very,very far between) there really are good motives.
Babe are you in one?

babe,leave aristos out of it.they are just tired old men trying to relive their imaginary "good old days"!If they really had game back then they would have realised that there is a season for all things.going after girls young enough to be your daughter,not cool.
but as in all cases,there are exceptions of course.

ok,now I get you.there is a site i came across some time ago but wasnt really tight.a guy makes a living from this stuff,his name is Jerome something (the name escapes me).he's based in lagos but cant be more specific.there is however a book on temprements by Tim LaHaye.that will help pending the time you can do a comprehensive evaluation.dont worry,its nothing like seeing a shrink,its kinda fun really.

@opeluvlly
at last you are out with it!well,being able to "make a man's blood warm" and "tight below" are not myths!they might not necesserilly be a direct funcion (please note direct) but there exists correlation.
anyway,relationships arent all about sex so the maturity thing comes into play once again plus a really imaginative "old timer"(forgive the term) will make a man's blood really boil!(in the right way of course).thats why we have kama sutra!