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Family / Re: Woman With 7 Husbands Narrates How She Manages And Satisfies All Their Needs by Optimistdude: 3:42pm On May 25, 2021
Endtime!!!!!


Righteousness2:
Even if you don't see the things happening worldwide, the news we see on Nairaland alone should make any wise fellow understand that we are in Last of last of days..
But pastor, na everywhere you dey for Nairaland.
When you take dey hustle sef?

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Politics / Re: Seun Kuti Walk Out On Lagos State Govt Sanwo Olu At His Sis Birthday by Optimistdude: 3:41pm On May 25, 2021
Speak English, PLEASE!!!!!!
The headache you just gave me is killing me!!!!!!!
aremuforlife:

If you don't know, thatbus rudeness from Seun Ekiti side. Give respect to who deserves it, it caused you nothing but the reciprocal. Seun is living a lawless live in Lagos and he has not be disturbed, he is only enjoying the privilege of his father, he has not worked for the privilege. I hope lagos state government will not deserve to tame him
Crime / Re: Bandits Kill Pastor Leviticus Makpa & His 2-Year-Old Son In Niger by Optimistdude: 2:55pm On May 25, 2021
Not again!!!!! cry cry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bolt Driver Or Bank Teller by Optimistdude: 7:43am On May 25, 2021
Firstbanker spotted cheesy cheesy
winnah:
As a banker, as much as I hate Bank Jobs, it has her own advantages as well as disadvantages. So this is my advice to you.

Before I go into details, I have a colleague of mine, who took a loan to buy a very nice Toyota Corolla for the purposes of Uber. After work, he would switch to Uber and run it till 8pm. Today, he's one of the big boy in my branch... Even the BSM, looks up to him.

So bro!!! You said you just got married.... Take the bank job... Be polite with your customers... Always wear a smiling face, interact with them... There's what we call TYS (thank you sir) you'll be surprised with how much money you'll have every week through TYS. You need that experience... Your happy customer can take you to your dream job... I can give you so many examples and testimonies from my colleagues.
It's not easy to be a banker I won't dispute that fact, but you can as well make it easy and fun.

Your family also need that fixed monthly remuneration.

Secondly, go ahead and buy the car... Ensure to close and balance your book on time. Leave office on time... Run your Uber business at least from 5-8 or 6-8 and every weekend.

With this, within a year or six months you'll be able to make a valid decision. PLs take this as my candid advice.

God bless you sir.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bolt Driver Or Bank Teller by Optimistdude: 2:48pm On May 24, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Bolt driver here. I'm posting my earnings for the last 4 weeks to aid your decision
Weekly?!!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bolt Driver Or Bank Teller by Optimistdude: 2:45pm On May 24, 2021
Guy, you just dey Phoenix abi Atlanta dey talk wetin you no know.
The bank job is a NO NO
okuta007:


what about accidents- robbery incidents, fuel shortages aka subsidy removal ? endless queue at gas stations, car repairs? possibility of car jacking (theft) car maintenance? frustration of getting stuck in traffic all day? complacency setting in because you own your car and getting lazy sometimes?

y’all think driving is a piece of cake ? the day i went on a road trip from Arizona to Georgia and back, even with frequent stops and relaxation - when i finally made it home I slept all weekend long like I was beaten by a gang of thieves - constant driving will max out your brain power and knock you into coma-like sleep always and be ready to gain weight due to sitting in one position for too long driving and eating impulsively because constant driving makes you hungry like crazy and you eat unhealthy junks most times because you are always on the go - Take the bank job and save up for 2 years adding to what you have now which is N700k - use the opportunity to gain customer service experience which includes interpersonal skills (patience, empathy and listening skills) and resign to start pure water or okrika business and thank me later...

Now when you start your pure water or okrika business it will allow you to think clearly during the week and make plans - if you still want to drive you can do that only on saturdays

by so doing - you will have more energy to drive from 6am to 6pm and make that N50k on saturdays that someone said is possible here (although I don’t believe it) while your wife manage the store for those 12 hours you are driving on saturdays only. This will afford you the opportunity to test how driving will condition your body if you decide to do it full time. That’s called testing the waters - and then rest on Sunday’s - if you don’t heed my advise and you go drive bolt as full time job, boy you go remember say i warn you ooo - anyways, Good luck

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bolt Driver Or Bank Teller by Optimistdude: 1:06pm On May 24, 2021
Guy, no reason bank o.
Na sucking blood Dem be..... finish you, dump you with NOTHING

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Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing And Lege Miami Suspended By TAMPAN For Fighting On Social Media by Optimistdude: 10:31am On May 24, 2021
The girl is becoming uglier everyday.

I wonder why

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Business / Re: Crippled Man Selling Goods In Abuja (Pictures) by Optimistdude: 7:28pm On May 23, 2021
Na so government be wan help dat girl.....but na scam and arrangee

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Politics / Re: Aguma, Ikanya, Eight Others Dump APC For PDP In Rivers by Optimistdude: 2:07pm On May 21, 2021
Political prostitutes everywhere.
Shameless egocentric people.


Chelum na highway gang

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Education / Re: Final Year Final Papers Celebration Turn To Tears In Niger Delta University As C by Optimistdude: 9:34pm On May 20, 2021
Idiots everywhere
Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys New Rolls Royce (Pictures) by Optimistdude: 9:30pm On May 20, 2021
Who dey zuzu = Who dey mumu

Nonsense slangs everyday

Kosoco:
Cullinan wey high school boys dey take go school dis one dey wan use pepper his kinsmen..... Oya mek una start.... Lol cruise forum.
Spareparts apprentice boy still dey beef.
E-diat

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Religion / Re: Man Invites Reno Omokri To Join Islam. He Reacts by Optimistdude: 9:56am On May 20, 2021
Wetin Dem dey gain for the Islam?

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Crime / Re: Lady Cries As Keke Driver Snatches Her Bag With ₦52,000 In Uyo (Photos) by Optimistdude: 9:53am On May 20, 2021
See men full there.
Nobody fit tell her to drop aza?

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Health / Re: Nigerian Man Goes Crazy In Ghana, Calls His Mum Ashewo After Being Caught -video by Optimistdude: 9:35pm On May 19, 2021
Larry Gaga?

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Politics / Re: Ahmed Isah Apologises For Slapping A Woman by Optimistdude: 11:35am On May 19, 2021
Where d woman? make I slap her my own.

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Celebrities / Re: Ariana Grande Marries Dalton Gomez In A Private Ceremony (Photos) by Optimistdude: 10:03pm On May 17, 2021
Dalil8:
undecided undecided undecided

Marriage wey no go last reach 3 yrs.

As dey rush enter naso dem go rush come out.
Mumu, na your brain Dem display below so

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Celebrities / Re: Ariana Grande Marries Dalton Gomez In A Private Ceremony (Photos) by Optimistdude: 10:01pm On May 17, 2021
If Dem give Bubu "ajala" chance, he go leave France, attend this wedding.

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Crime / Re: Herdsmen Kill 3 Farmers In Benue; Stray Bullet Kills 1 During Protest by Optimistdude: 9:11am On May 17, 2021
And Buhari is out of the country for a postponed meeting.

No be juju be dat?

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Sports / Re: Chelsea Are Looking Unstoppable But Can Still Miss Out On Next Season's UCL by Optimistdude: 9:04am On May 17, 2021
I want to see more TEARS from the chelshit fans grin

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Family / Re: My Marriage Is Hell On Earth by Optimistdude: 6:29pm On May 16, 2021
sokkatua:
. I'm appealing to anyone to please hook me up with a job or any hustle in Nigeria.
Guy, contact @toyosigodwin on Twitter
Sports / Re: Amaju Pinnick's NYSC Throwback Photo by Optimistdude: 2:25pm On May 16, 2021
Sports Jaguar sef get NYSC picture.

Adeosun, where is yours?

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Career / Re: Is 60k Monthly Ok At My Age ? by Optimistdude: 10:43am On May 14, 2021
nikheaSentry:
Life no easy, have you considered learning an high income skill.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Leicester 11 May, 21 8:15Pm by Optimistdude: 6:43pm On May 13, 2021
Which mumu mod do this thing?
Education / Re: FABSA UNN Students Celebrate Old School Day In Style (photos/video) by Optimistdude: 6:34pm On May 13, 2021
Nonsense and stupidity

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bolt Driver In Abeokuta Or Ilorin Which Is More Profitable? by Optimistdude: 9:46pm On May 08, 2021
clothingonline:
Bolt drivers in Ibadan are cashing out daily

Choose Abk over Ilorin because it’s transport fare Is lucrative to the other
Please give me an estimate of what they make daily
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bolt Driver In Abeokuta Or Ilorin Which Is More Profitable? by Optimistdude: 4:42pm On May 05, 2021
Evidenx:
NON.
BENIN CITY.
Give me an estimated amount of what the drivers in Benin make daily.
Thanks
Politics / Re: Collapsing Mud Houses: Abakaliki Residents Cry Out, Say 'Save Our Lives' by Optimistdude: 8:34pm On May 04, 2021
Mud houses in 2021?

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Politics / Re: FG May Slash Civil Servants’ Salaries, Merge Agencies To Cut Cost by Optimistdude: 7:52pm On May 04, 2021
ibedun:


Please tell the FG how to do it, pleaseeeeeeee!
Senators receiving 70k monthly.
Shikina
Politics / Re: FG May Slash Civil Servants’ Salaries, Merge Agencies To Cut Cost by Optimistdude: 7:38pm On May 04, 2021
Mumu FG.
When una go make political office holders pay less attractive?

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Family / Re: Divorcees, What's Your Experience Like? by Optimistdude: 5:00pm On May 04, 2021
SportsHD:
I'm not even married yet but i know I'm getting a divorce.
As a future divorcee, life's good. yunno banging pretty beaches, my kids going to the best school. My ex wife receiving her allowance every month.

It's nice to finally have freedom. grin
You be MUMU

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs PSG UCL (2 - 0) On 4th May 2021 by Optimistdude: 4:08pm On May 04, 2021
If Neymar and Mbappe like, make dem misbehave again.

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