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Autos / Re: Rx300 2001 Is Available Very Clean And Affordable Nothing To Fix by Optimistdude: 6:57am On Jun 13, 2020
790k

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Health / Re: Dokpesi And His Son Clash Over Comment On COVID-19 by Optimistdude: 2:11pm On May 18, 2020
Who cares?

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Health / Re: Jigawa Begins Sample Collection For The Almajiri Returnees by Optimistdude: 2:59pm On May 03, 2020
Hell Rufai should house them all.

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Crime / Re: Ikorodu Residents Mob Bimbo Cash, Steal Food Items Meant For Donations by Optimistdude: 11:29pm On May 02, 2020
Can you imagine?
pocohantas:
But why are people like this? I cringed watching that video. Shebi it is still them she wanted to share the things for? Jeez!
Poco, how's the lockdown treating you?

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Career / Re: How To Make At Least 500k Monthly by Optimistdude: 11:21pm On May 02, 2020
People can LIE!!!!!!
Politics / Re: Is This Nigeria's Coat Of Arms by Optimistdude: 11:18pm On May 02, 2020
Zex0020:
Can someone please help me out,is the animal on the coat of arm behind governor Ganduje a horse or not
Is kano having it own coat of arm
Kano state coat of arms

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Health / Re: Kenyans Duped Into Wearing Pants As Face Masks To Prevent COVID-19 by Optimistdude: 1:31pm On Apr 16, 2020
I see K-strings everywhere!

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Politics / Re: Otosirieze Obi-Young Sacked By Brittle Paper After Criticising Hadiza El-Rufai by Optimistdude: 12:35pm On Apr 16, 2020
Northurmate:
Serves him right
Almajiri spotted

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Romance / Re: A Perfect First Date Turned Regretful by Optimistdude: 1:03am On Apr 11, 2020
Wait, she wan open BDC for inside cinema?
Health / Re: BSUTH Sacks 30 Doctors In Benue State by Optimistdude: 12:44pm On Apr 07, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad
Damilola, rest na! cheesy

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Health / Re: NCC Clears Doubts Over 5G, COVID-19 And Security by Optimistdude: 11:12pm On Apr 06, 2020
frosbel2:


Stop talking like an illiterate, do your personal research from credible sources and come to an informed conclusion !!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-44871448
The canal man will never understand the things of the spirit.
Bookmark this page.
We will revisit it by late September this year
Romance / Re: I Don't Know Which Way To Go Anymore! I'm Tired by Optimistdude: 11:08pm On Apr 06, 2020
Lucky you.
I wish to have a lovely story like yours in future.
God please help me.
Amen
fairfora:
You're not alone in this case. There are several people in your shoes. In fact, I was once in your shoes and I was the cause of my predicament. While serving in edo state as a corper I met a young girl who just completed her secondary school. Due to her height and level of maturity, hardly would one know she wasn't wayward.

I left her in Abudu orientation camp where she was assisting her sister sell food. After being posted out to my PPA, I got a room to stay because the principal of the school i was posted couldn't provide an accommodation. After settling down, I wrote to this girl in Benin. GSM was merely 3 months old in Benin that time...econet wireless to be precise so there was no means of phone communication. I took her address when I was leaving abudu camp so I wrote to her. She traced and located me. The night she came, I touched her and she told me she was a virgin. Her tighs were shaking. In short, she bled. She also told me she wasnt expecting her period but it came suddenly. I took good care of her and gave her enough money to return to Benin. I never knew that was the beginning of my predicament. I never set my eyes on her again. 3 months into the end of my programme I was falling ill . I went for series of tests, nothing was found. When I finished the scheme, i returned home. With prayers, my health was restored. I now began to look for jobs ooooo. Nearly all my friends had got fixed with good jobs but in my case, alas!

The major means of sending job applications then was by post. I'd trek 30 km from my house to the post office in dugbe ibadan and trek back home. I'd post all the job positions applied to, on guardian Tuesdays and Thursdays back then. Jobs are no longer being posted inside the newspaper again. Guardian used to be hot cake in those days, until the advent of affordable internet service providers.

To cut the long story shot, I became tired after posting over 200 applications. I spent the little I garnered from NYSC on job hunting. One day, my aunt came to our house and said, please can you accompany me for a church programme? Reluctantly, I followed her and after the programme, she urged me to see the pastor with her. When I got there, the man asked me to kneel down, as he was praying, he asked me to open my eyes. He asked sir, please who is Elisabeth(not her real name). I said she was my gf. He asked further, how many times did she come to see you? I said once...he said sir, you're under a bandage, because I entered into blood consonant with her and she sat on my glory. I was sweating. I said stubbornly, but i didn't drink her blood neither did she drink mine. He wanted to slap me and said, does it sound like I'm kidding? Did you not have an affair with her? She's a virgin and said whoever disvirgined her must be her husband in the spirit realm, that she's not an ordinary girl.

However, she said I should observe 3 days fasting and prayer which I did. On the 3rd day he asked me to see him which I did. He said he hasn't seen what he was looking for because he was still seeing traces. He said the 3rd prayer would have been answered but instead of watching a gospel music after I broke the fat, I was watching a hiphop song, which spoilt the 3rd prayer. He said i should go and repeat the 3rd one. Truly, after breaking the fast, I went to see my friend. He was playing an American collection of music on DVD. In short I repeated the 3rd prayer and went back to him. He prayed for me and said very soon, I'd see the hand of God. That was the beginning of my breakthrough. Barely 2 weeks after the prayer, the company I applied to in lagos sent me a letter of intervie. I got that job as the overall best when the result came out. My boss called me one day and said, do you know I had wanted to call you 6 months before you were employed? I didn't know what happened after shortlisting you and I kept your resume inside my pending tray. I just shook my head . Suddenly I burst into tears. He didn't know why but i did.

Its been smooth for me since that time, up till now. I've been all over the world. I've dined and wined with world leaders Including Barak Obama. Maybe you committed same atrocity out of ignorance with some girls. I strongly believe with deliverance, fasting and prayer, you'd come out of it. Your case isn't ordinary, just check yourself and trace back your path. I'm sure you would remember. God would deliver you as He did deliver me. Those men of God who collected money from you are evil. You could even seek God's face yourself and I'm sure He would speak to you on what to do. All the best
Phones / Re: 5g Is Here For You Photos by Optimistdude: 10:59am On Apr 06, 2020
Anti Christ ti takeover cry

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Health / Re: NCC Clears Doubts Over 5G, COVID-19 And Security by Optimistdude: 10:55am On Apr 06, 2020
They have collected their share of Bill Gates' $1b.

Gates' vaccines rolling out soon

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Health / Re: Covid 19 Food Relief: Where Are The Millionaires On Nairaland Now by Optimistdude: 10:53am On Apr 06, 2020
Oya o

This Hunger bad o
Business / Re: Get This Lenovo Thinkpad X201 Core I5 @ A Cheaper Price by Optimistdude: 9:24pm On Apr 04, 2020
Post real pictures.
I am interested
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria In Dilemma by Optimistdude: 9:13pm On Apr 04, 2020
emeijeh:
Breaking news: Onome don buy phone, get free data grin
Lol
Politics / Re: Buhari's Daughter Reunites With Family After 14 Days In Isolation (Photo) by Optimistdude: 11:13pm On Apr 02, 2020
chuksbaby:
It shall be well with everyone


before this virus go reduce, men for house go done grow rough beards.

use this opportunity to lean some skills online and making it big

Hustle Smart
Like which skill boss?
Phones / Re: Don't Ignore This If You Know You Have BVN With Any Of The Bank In Nigeria by Optimistdude: 11:41am On Apr 02, 2020
ImmaculateJOE:
Wow...

I have not heard of BVN card until now..
I enrolled for BVN since 2013

Nobody enrolled in 2013. It started the next year.
Think again bro.
As for THE BVN card, it is useless.
Just the customer's name is written on it

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Politics / Re: Akure Explosion: I Didn't Know There're Explosives In My Truck, Truck Driver by Optimistdude: 11:36am On Apr 02, 2020
The man explained a Hollywood thriller up there

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Politics / Re: Akure Explosion: I Didn't Know There're Explosives In My Truck, Truck Driver by Optimistdude: 11:32am On Apr 02, 2020
Wait,na the explosion turn that building to look like an unwrapped gift in the last photo?


Na wah o!!!!!!

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Education / Re: Wake Up! We Are Being Deceived... You Were Warned. by Optimistdude: 11:20am On Apr 02, 2020
EliteBiz:
So many countries where rioting against their government before they brought in the Corona.

Research.... Don't be ignorant.

You are right.
And a vaccine will be produced soon.
The vaccine will be related to the mark of the beast.
The world is fĂșcked, thanks to the New World Order, HUAWEI and 5G technology.
Guys, please do your research

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Health / Re: Shameless Ministry Of Finance Begging Elon Musk For Ventilators by Optimistdude: 11:14am On Apr 02, 2020
RiyaGoddess:
Hahahahaha Now I know that nobody is above Bambiala. If a whole Nigeria Ministry of Finance can Bambiala online, who am I not to Bambiala? I will be dropping account details on every giving platforms henceforth. Let the hustle begin Hahahahaha
Drop it here.
We will assist you.
We know some of you are feeling the lock down.
Give us time
Crime / Re: Lockdown: Young Man Driving Toyota With No Plate Number Shot Dead In Warri by Optimistdude: 11:09am On Apr 02, 2020
Kpakam, able connect
Wole, able connect
Phones / Re: Which Will You Choose ? Smartphone A Or B by Optimistdude: 11:09am On Apr 02, 2020
Na government wan share am?

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