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Romance / Re: Is This Relationship Or Situationship? by Optimistdude: 1:56pm On Apr 07, 2021
Guy,
Please check DM
Fedric:

Have actually snatch her 3 times.


Xxxii is not an issue. I'm after love and happiness
Business / Re: How To Make Money As A Teenager Before Going To School by Optimistdude: 11:11pm On Mar 25, 2021
Boss,
Please show me how this stuff works.
I know you have a kind heart.
Help a brother...I lost my job some months ago

Draslo:
You could learn the gold trade. Exports and local deals, I could teach you. How old are you?
Business / Re: Making My First $1K by Optimistdude: 10:07pm On Mar 25, 2021
Please add me
Zero 8074 three 8793 Eight.

9jaTrillionaire:
Hello Nairalanders,
I have been in this platform for a while
After series of observation
I deemed it fit
To work with teams who are relatively interested in making money this year.
If you're interested
You can quote me
PS:Free and serious Minded only.




Politics / Re: Atiku Appeals To Buhari: Don’t Shut Down Cryptocurrency Business by Optimistdude: 10:28am On Feb 06, 2021
Jerryherd:


Go to blockchain and create an account, go to Paxful and buy bitcoin simple as that
And then, what's next?

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Politics / Re: Atiku Appeals To Buhari: Don’t Shut Down Cryptocurrency Business by Optimistdude: 10:25am On Feb 06, 2021
Jerryherd:
cool




Mscheeew!!! Meaningless Policy

Paxful is still hot with trade

Now I hate to say it but we have a dumb government headed by Buhari

I traded Bitcoin this morning, you really can't stop Peer to Peer Bitcoin, you can't shut Account for transactions you don't know the source
.
Please how do i invest in bitcoin business?
Politics / Re: Kassim Mohammad Loses Money To Yahoo Boys by Optimistdude: 8:46am On Feb 05, 2021
This one na local........ LOCAL CONTENT ACT

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Politics / Re: Kassim Mohammad Loses Money To Yahoo Boys by Optimistdude: 8:43am On Feb 05, 2021
One maga has maggered a mugu-maga

If you know, you know.

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Business / Re: TSTV Says Competition Not A Problem by Optimistdude: 3:17pm On Feb 04, 2021
Nobody send dem again.
since OurTv became stable, its byebye to DSTV

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Romance / Re: Problems With Being Tall, Lol (Some Funny Pictures I Found On The Internet) by Optimistdude: 3:02pm On Feb 04, 2021
Wahala
Foreign Affairs / Re: Doug Emhoff: 10 Things To Know About Kamala Harris' Husband by Optimistdude: 12:26pm On Jan 27, 2021
10 things this, 10 things that.....


Make una rest!!!!!

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Sports / Re: New Chelsea Manager Tuchel Already Planning A Reshuffle. See Changes by Optimistdude: 12:24pm On Jan 27, 2021
naheem8307:
E GO SHOCK YOU

I ain't Buhari
Family / Re: Two Months After Wedding, No Sex. Help! by Optimistdude: 12:23pm On Jan 27, 2021
Bro, no time o... 2 months might turn to 2 years all of a sudden.

Ask her if she can bear children without sex or pregnancy?

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Sports / Re: New Chelsea Manager Tuchel Already Planning A Reshuffle. See Changes by Optimistdude: 12:15pm On Jan 27, 2021
It will end in premium tears for CFC

First tears will be caused by Adama Traore tonight.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help! I Just Go Scammed. by Optimistdude: 9:09am On Dec 25, 2020
PartnerusIsBack:

I feel your pains. In this yelutide season, I am going to share my writingproaid with you which is better than grammerly. I suppose you are a writer as well. I really love to help my fellow brothers and sisters back home just that we don't know who to trust anymore. I did a year subscription and can share with you for absolutely free of charge. Leave your whatsapp details here and I will get in touch with you. Thank you and compliment of the season.
Hello, can i PM you?
Politics / Re: Governors To Stop Tax Collection Concession As States’ Revenues Decline by Optimistdude: 1:55pm On Dec 15, 2020
Has Dangote started paying tax?

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Romance / Re: All You Men That Be Spending Money On These Useless Girls, Una Dey Mad! by Optimistdude: 1:31pm On Dec 15, 2020
Man, you are wicked!!! grin
The thing enter o
emeijeh:
Yes we know, but go and learn how to write in pidgin first.
Family / Re: How I Ended My Relationship With A Married Man by Optimistdude: 8:58am On Dec 15, 2020
Heartbrokengirl:

I am hopeful too. IOC means International Oil Company
Good morning.
Hope you are feeling well this morning, and i believe your healing process has started since you bore your mind out on this thread.
So good to see you laugh off on some of the comments here.

Please how do i apply for a job in your org?
Sorry if my question seem insensitive atm, man needs a job badly
Family / Re: How I Ended My Relationship With A Married Man by Optimistdude: 4:02pm On Dec 12, 2020
Heartbrokengirl:


Oh my God!!! I just checked, he is Libra!!! No, I don’t want to believe zodiac nonsense. He told me his birthday is “ending” of September
I don't know how the libra thing got out of my mind, but i just saw myself type it.
Now, this is becoming creepy cheesy
CHoccolaTE:


Is the guy a libra?
grin
Libra are usually fake and pretentious and can pretend just to avoid confrontation or aggression

Nobody said they are best.

I believe the zodiac nonsense embarassed embarassed

cry
Family / Re: How I Ended My Relationship With A Married Man by Optimistdude: 3:45pm On Dec 12, 2020
CHoccolaTE:



Yes o, I believe in zodiac signs grin

If not that you will want anonymity I would have told you more about your personality based on the day in Feb/march you were born.

That stuff works, nobody can tell me otherwise tongue
I thought they said libra guys are the best in terms of showing care and helping others, even to their own detriment?
Anyway, i don't believe in the zodiac nonsense
Family / Re: How I Ended My Relationship With A Married Man by Optimistdude: 3:38pm On Dec 12, 2020
Heartbrokengirl:


You believe in zodiac signs? He also looked at me after our second meeting and asked that question. I told him I don’t know, but ******* is my birthday, he should figure it out himself. He started shouting “I knew it”

I have learnt the hard way. When I am totally over this, I will date again and practice my lessons on him...lolzzz

Your story is really touching.
I hope and pray you find the right suitor to live ever happily after.
Please what's IOC?
Education / Re: Who Knows Anything About This That Most Youths Are Into This Days. (shocking) by Optimistdude: 10:09pm On Nov 16, 2020
BigDawsNet:
I can mentor you on programming and you will make lot of fortune for yourself and your family
Please i am interested.
Please show me
Car Talk / Re: This Is Amazing! !! This Mercedes Benz Is Driving Itself As Seen In This Video by Optimistdude: 7:54pm On Oct 25, 2020
Presegs:
So interesting and inspiring! !!
Hello bro
Properties / Re: Can I Start A Building With 800k by Optimistdude: 12:27am On Sep 20, 2020
emeijeh:

Leave him.
He is either a kid with free data, or a mad man handling a smartphone


Crime / Re: Popular Online Doctor, Dr Olufunmilayo In Fresh Relationship Crises by Optimistdude: 9:35am On Sep 19, 2020
Na harmless chat sha.

The problem na the "female" name wen doctor carry grin
Education / Re: Funny Exam Question Set By National Open University Of Nigeria Lecturer by Optimistdude: 9:33am On Sep 19, 2020
Must be a female lecturer..... Maybe she was h°rny at the time of setting the questions.

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Crime / Re: Two Pastors Arrested For Raping A Corps Member In Rivers. by Optimistdude: 9:27am On Sep 19, 2020
They were never pastors.

But what's the essence of that picture attached to this post?!
Business / Re: Accessing Cbn Intervention Funds by Optimistdude: 9:07pm On Sep 17, 2020
Show us how.
I want to access it.

ATTAHDYE:
Everything about 2020 has been overshadowed by Covid-19. The business environment has been challenging, many businesses have fold up and employees sent home.

But it is not all gloomy, the government (like others all over the world), in her effort to revive the economy has rolled out several intervention funds to help households and businesses back on their feet as life gradually returns to normal. As at last count CBN has provided funding for;

AGSMEIS (out of which N50 billion was for households loans)

N200 billion housing loans for low income earners

N10 billion for the transport sector

N75 billion Youth loan

N100 billion Healthcare Sector Research and Development Fund

And by next week government will roll out N2.3 Trillion Economic Stimulus Plan(EPS). This is the big one, at least 35000 business per state have been targeted to benefit from this.

My advice is that every able bodied taxable business person who has been affected one way or the other by the pandemic should try to access these funds.

If you don't know how to go about it, ask questions. I understand the processes and if you retain my services, I can walk you through the process from application to approval and disbursement.

Be wise, do not join the naysayers that call everything they do not understand a scam. This year must end well.
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Calculates Date Of Rapture With ‘Almighty Formular' by Optimistdude: 12:52pm On Sep 13, 2020
Ignorance and stupidity at it's peak

ggirl4real:
Na so.

Abeg let the rapture happen soon so that Christians can go to heaven.

At least, there'll finally be enough jobs to go round the people remaining in Nigeria.

No more morning evangelism from all these preachers with megaphone.

At least we will have only Muslim extremism to deal with.

Lord Jesus, please come soon and rapture the Saints.

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Crime / Re: FG Bans Alcohol In Satchets, Polythene by Optimistdude: 12:50pm On Sep 13, 2020
Ban it totally, except for cake bakers

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Family / Re: Parents Who Always Fight Are Abusing Their Children Emotionally by Optimistdude: 2:35pm On Sep 09, 2020
There is a robot below my comment.
I don't know when Seun will activate the I AM NOT A ROBOT button here.

This life no really Balenciaga cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: With N1,800, You Can Start Up A Business And Earn 10K Daily (see How) by Optimistdude: 5:16pm On Sep 07, 2020
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