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RomanceRe: How To apply For a Baby Mama Position by optional1(f): 9:20pm On May 11, 2017
is there no other job than baby mama slot....


If there isn't then lemme remain a single lady..
SportsRe: Survival: Victims Of Calabar Electrocution Cry Out Loud For Help (photo) by optional1(f): 9:15pm On May 11, 2017
state govt take over if is a politician now the next day after the incident he will be in london...


Now the guy will be wishing he had joined those that die..



Get well soon...
EducationRe: Picture Of Angry Python Killed Today At Uniport School Hostel by optional1(f): 9:07pm On May 11, 2017
lalasticlala dinner is served
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Celta Vigo :Europa (1 - 1) On 11th May 2017 by optional1(f): 9:01pm On May 11, 2017
AndrewFarms:
optional1 and mukina2 both seems to having gone quiet..........
keep sucking that middle finger.......

Meanwhile.........
2goals in one minute for Lyon..........
Lacazette.............
undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Celta Vigo :Europa (1 - 1) On 11th May 2017 by optional1(f): 9:00pm On May 11, 2017
invinzible1:
Hmmmm.... I said ur hate of United can give you unwanted pregnancy
with you doing the job bah
CelebritiesRe: Tonto, Mercy Aigbe Saga: Peter Okoye Campaigns Against Domestic Violence by optional1(f): 8:56pm On May 11, 2017
Mr Peter we have be doing this campaign for God knows how many years now.. Yet some bastard beast still do what the love doing boxing helpless women off the boxing ring..




If you call them to the boxing ring now with their mate they will run away....






This is why some ladies refuse to marry cos during courtship their so call man will box them...
PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha Pictured With Rotimi Amaechi And Wife In Owerri (photos) by optional1(f): 8:41pm On May 11, 2017
so now that they are pictured together we should start frying water bah and smoking mess with it..
RomanceRe: If He Hits You ,he Is Not A Man....run - Dbanj Tells Ladies by optional1(f): 8:36pm On May 11, 2017
Xway:
To safety. Thats the message
ok
RomanceRe: If He Hits You ,he Is Not A Man....run - Dbanj Tells Ladies by optional1(f): 8:14pm On May 11, 2017
run to wherehuh
RomanceRe: Tag A Nairalander Whose Wedding You Can't Wait For by optional1(f): 8:09pm On May 11, 2017
ZarZar:
Lol @ vision20/20. Please invite me, I'm serious smiley
you have to lead the way with yours cos your wedding gown is what i will rent, if not that vision2020 won't be possible oh...
RomanceRe: Tag A Nairalander Whose Wedding You Can't Wait For by optional1(f): 7:40pm On May 11, 2017
ZarZar:
Optional
lolz


#teamvision2020...

Zarzar i can't wait to see your wedding gown oh..
RomanceRe: If You Behave These 3 Ways He Will Loose Interest In You by optional1(f): 11:27pm On May 10, 2017
3rules broken and we are still strong balling together to where our goals lies...
RomanceRe: Lets Vote Against Or For Test Before Marriage by optional1(f): 11:22pm On May 10, 2017
hiv test or geno-type test.
PoliticsRe: I Know Femi Fani Kayode And Co Travellers Do Not Know Who Is Mr President by optional1(f): 11:17pm On May 10, 2017
who is mr president selfhuh Cos i know many people like me don't know also.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Take A Good Look At This Picture And Tell Me What You See by optional1(f): 11:11pm On May 10, 2017
Kondomatic:
lwkmd


Mercy for yourself nah
Mercy me oh
RomanceRe: 4 types of Ladies Who Are Only Relevant In The living room and The Other Room. by optional1(f): 11:10pm On May 10, 2017
Toks2008:
Maka why
maka she is not célibatairehuh
RomanceRe: 4 types of Ladies Who Are Only Relevant In The living room and The Other Room. by optional1(f): 11:09pm On May 10, 2017
shinarlaura:
Lol.
Je ne suis pas célibataire
Toks2008 u heard bah
RomanceRe: 4 types of Ladies Who Are Only Relevant In The living room and The Other Room. by optional1(f): 11:04pm On May 10, 2017
shinarlaura:
Hahahaha


Optional 1 abeg no put sand inside ma garri wink
so na sand i dey put for ur garri bah...


@Toks2008 *par toi-même*

boko road leads to their kingdom.. Well you can still die for love you not the first and will not be the last....

bonne chance
Nairaland GeneralRe: Take A Good Look At This Picture And Tell Me What You See by optional1(f): 10:58pm On May 10, 2017
Kondomatic:
Take this(gives her my glasses) look again; Dgringringringringrin
same thing sir..


I guess too much yellow garri...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pls Is This A Scam, I Got This Text Message During The Day. by optional1(f): 10:55pm On May 10, 2017
the only way to confirm is to reply them back..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Take A Good Look At This Picture And Tell Me What You See by optional1(f): 10:51pm On May 10, 2017
i see only a nigeria man trying to fit into the world with the help of cheating to get there..
CelebritiesRe: Adorable Photo Of Debie-rise's Father Hugging Her As She Returned Home by optional1(f): 10:43pm On May 10, 2017
Timmy301:
u know the place bah? cos i dey odolu buh tomaro i wan go siqht st.auqustine c
when you reach st aug lemme know i dey close there.
RomanceRe: 4 types of Ladies Who Are Only Relevant In The living room and The Other Room. by optional1(f): 10:36pm On May 10, 2017
Toks2008:
You dey call young man like me grand father....biko no spoil show for me abeg....e get one camerounian hottie we I just see today...jo ma ko igbo simi lapo.
lolz so u just they view her today.. Oboi the road to her kingdom na boko bois full their oh....






@shinarlaura Ça ne te dérange pas
RomanceRe: 4 types of Ladies Who Are Only Relevant In The living room and The Other Room. by optional1(f): 10:12pm On May 10, 2017
Toks2008:
Every lady has a strong relevance in her home in every aspect but there are some groups of ladies who have chosen to relegate themselves to either the kitchen or the other room and I will quickly give a run down of these types of ladies.


1.The slay queens
:

While the world is busy celebrating ladies who are making great positive impact with their brains,this set of ladies are seriously busy flaunting their sexual features and body curves on and offline.

To them it's about their hot bodies and the number of likes they get...some will upload videos and pics of their body just to attract randy guys but unfortunately that is all they have to offer...hot bodies which ofcourse can only be relevant in the other room.

I want every slay queen to understand that flaunting your sexual assets will only portray you as a s.x toy and ofcourse you will definitely be toyed with.

Guys are wiser now and they know that your hot body on display is for bedroom affairs and they will gladly do justice to it while looking out for a real lady whose relevance is far beyond the bedroom.

2.The Gold pickers:

Gold picking is a term I use for ladies who are only looking for made guys to dump their bukata on...this set of ladies are lazy and they lack the drive to be financially independent but all they do is scout for a man to buy them and fortunately, the willing guys do come for them and use them as a bought product just to discard them after they have been thoroughly sampled in the other room....afterall, the guy needs to get good use of his money since that is why you are with him.

3.The Runzgirl and love peddlers:


These set of ladies have made up their minds to be the other room object just to be paid for it which makes them officially custom made for the other room.

4. The Full time house wives:


While many people may see this as an odd one,it is pertinent to know that there is a great difference between a house wife who is self reliant and a full time house wife who has lost herself in the bid to be a housewife.

If you are married and doing nothing to add to what your hubby brings home then
you will only relevant in the kitchen,the living room and the other room and until you do something to be financially independent and also strive to be who you are meant to be,then you should take fate and put more effort to be more relevant only in these rooms.

Ladies should understand that guys are no longer interested in just bedroom affairs but what you have to offer and as long as the guys know you have nothing else to offer except your body...then you will be relegated to the other room.

Every woman must strive to be an achiever and very financially independent so that her position in her home,her marriage and society at large will transcend beyond the kitchen,the living room and the other room.

Hope this makes sense.
nice one grand father

They won't hear...

God knows my brother dare not bring any of those home...
RomanceRe: Message To Slay Queens. by optional1(op): 9:53pm On May 10, 2017
AsMadAsMynd:
you see you hate slay queens, and it's cos you don't have the physical qualities of one, I know they're mentally not impressive but physically they ain't bad and that's where you lack. Kim k is successful, Amber rose is successful, Kylie Jenner and em host of other slay queens, they've no brains but they're beautiful and they made something out of it. You've a brain in your case, make something out of it, beauty isn't the only way, brain isn't the only way. smiley wink
i don't hate them
i only gave out a little harmless advice..


You can't compare successful American celebrity to that of Nigeria girl who is forming slay queen with the money of a boyfriend they know they won't marry..

Those you just mentioned have brains to run their company.. If they don't they won't be this successful today....



Even though you wanna join slay queens do that with some little sense... How can a lady in nigeria who know she will marry and give birth to her own.. Treat other kids like trash.. Just to wash the kids poo she can't, to sweep the floor she can't, to recognise the kids she can't... How can that one be forming slay queen too.... Can you marry such a slay queen or allow your brother to marry such a person...


There are slay queens who have brains but they don't show case it anyhow...
RomanceRe: Message To Slay Queens. by optional1(op): 8:34pm On May 10, 2017
AsMadAsMynd:
Not surprised it's coming from optional grin
meaning
RomanceRe: Message To Slay Queens. by optional1(op): 8:34pm On May 10, 2017
zealblinks:
na thunder go strike them
lolz
Amen
RomanceRe: Message To Slay Queens. by optional1(op): 8:30pm On May 10, 2017
Amarabae:
Maybe she does not have passion for the job.
She may be there for just the salary.
which private establishment in Nigeria will pay you salary without working for it...


She must be sick if that's her mentality of work.. Who will keep her for 2weeks with such mentality of hers.
BusinessRe: Establishment Of An Online Registration Center (need Help Please) by optional1(op): 7:02pm On May 10, 2017
Adesege:
joyeux anniversaire en avance.

Namaste
Tu connais mon anniversaire

Je vous remercie
RomanceMessage To Slay Queens. by optional1(op): 6:54pm On May 10, 2017
A lady got a job as an assistant teacher a week ago, she was sacked today. Why was she fired?
1. She cant take care of the kids under her care.
2. She doesn't care about any of the kids, all she care about is herself and how she is looking for the day.
3. A kid will mess up his/her self, she will pretend as if she didn't see the kid. She will just tie the kid's pant inside leather and dump it inside the kid's lunch bag.
4. For her to assist the kids during break time to open their warmers/coolers so they can eat she won't, instead she will cross her legs watching the head teacher doing all the opening. Furthermore, For her to sweep after the kids have finish eating she won't. Whenever she is been queried, she will say she can't be washing kids poo poo.. If you can't, what about the rest of the work in the class and then she will keep quiet..
5. She can't recognise more than 5kids out of 30kids in that class..


Why should a lady who is of marriageable age will be behaving like this for God sakehuh And this is someone that will one day marry and have her own kids, i keep asking myself, who will do all that for herhuh... Mehuh



All those forming Slay queens out there, you will marry and things you say you can't do, you must do them without any help from anyone.. At every job opportunity, grab it with both hands and give it your best, believe me, you are working your way up to the top and nothing is too small to start with. Learn from those you meet at your new place of work. The experience you will learn is important than the money they will pay you...


This is my 5th month as an assistant teacher in this school and the experience i have learnt so far will surely help me in raising my own kids in future without the help of anyone...


Slay queens wise up life is not all about bed of roses, breakfast on bed.... And i am sure this lady will be boasting on how many kids she will have and how her home will be like... You are planning for the future without managing and learning from the present and past slay queens welldone.... We won't know what we have until we lose them and are in need of it..
BusinessRe: Establishment Of An Online Registration Center (need Help Please) by optional1(op): 2:56pm On May 10, 2017
Adesege:
Bonjour,

The following list is by no means exhaustive but it gives an indication of what you need to get started. Others can contribute to it.

1. Office space / Shop
2. A computer system; Laptop, preferably or Desktop.
3. A printer
4. 2 biometric scanner; the other one is for backup in case of emergency.
5. Internet; Not modem o. Spectranet or Smile will not. Check with the one that has coverage in your area.
6. You will need two tables.
7. Webcam incase your PC doesn't come with one.
8. Generator.
9. Maybe a standing fan; you don't want your customer to get stuffed in your shop grin
10. A banner or a means of Advertisement. Like "Optional Registration Center. Come and be blessed" grin.

So this is what I've been able to come up with. Others can contribute to it
Bonjour monsieur


wow thanks so much.....

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