₦airaland Forum

Ok

Abeg make dis River state pple go sleep jor their news don tire me

bomasek:
How about a whirlwind romance?

guy go sleep live another pesin fish nd go find ur own fish

Imagin a Jamb candidate nd WAEC student cant spell heaven.



A WAEC student does not no wat God created on d fourth day.

According to him small letter 'g' 'on d fourth day god created leven nd earth'.


How dat one wan take pass Jamb nd WAEC dis year.

Abeg is there a wilderness in Damascus, a WAEC candidate say dere is a wilderness.

Lol






me na learner b dat


As old as i am i dnt no how to write letter not to talk of love letter.

bomasek:
Babe u single or double,make we start from there b4 PM flow

Hw many orange i get if u count it u av ans ur question by urself nd 4 urself.

Oyo






what different wil he make if he were to play d match.

bomasek:
The taste of the pudding is in the eating,I need first hand experience of your orange so I can easily draw a conclusion over which is sweeter,would u mind to avail yourself of this mind blowing experiment?

am ready locate me nd see how ur expperiment wil lead u to.

Mediapace:
U gat to be satisfied with what you have,that big thing gat many disadvantages than advantages,jez thank God for what he gave to you.





[color=#DC143C]
*SirMP just joined the conversation[/color]

*I am a perfect gentle man just like Sean told you

ok tnx

IYANGBALI:
liar

go nd tiff water melon nd orange in d market nd see wch of dis fruit dey wil see in ur hand first dat u stole.

Mediapace:
Bae why?

no b me cos am i inherit am. But i tnk God 4 d oranges he gave me

Mediapace:
Bae why?

no b me cos am i inherit am. But i tnk God 4 d oranges he gave me

bomasek:
Padded bra to the rescue.

tnx 4 ur advice but i prefer my oranges to those water melon cos orange is sweeter nd has enough juice in it than water melon.

Am a learner

dan9ice:
Apc and pdp.. Make una leave these guys oo.. This might be prank. Afterall they can't be enemies forever..

April fool count down

Na wa oooo evry were i go Rivers dis Rivers dat! Dis kill in Rivers election dat arrested in Rivers election dis rig in Rivers election dat fake in election. Abeg i don tire to dy read Rivers state madness 4 NL front nd back page oooo weytin self na only them waka come.

No more better news 4 Nigeria again? O ga oooo

Na only copers i pity 4 dis bloody rerun election

I pity copers wey dey serve 4 Rivers nd dey dey go 4 dis election

Change








Their Lifes Their Business

My Life My Business

Jesuspistol:
Last wk I posted a thread about how I can help my girl become bigger. All that time I hadn't seen her for over 2 years except in photos. But when I asked her for a recent pic and weight, I noticed she has added weight well and I'm impressed. But there's anoda prb.

She was actually my jnr broda's (not blood broda) gf in school days and my bro always asked me for advice on how to love and handle her misbehaviour and so on. But all that while my bro handled her with humiliation but never told me, yet she loved him. She said she had a dream and she saw me and my bro in d dream but she followed and fell in love with me in the dream instead of him. She didn't tell anyone and I never knew. They were both in U.I and I was in LAUTECH but I noticed anytime I came around, she was always shy, she couldn't look me in d eye or call me by name. She calls me uncle and she smiles at everything I said. I interpreted it to mean that my bro was lucky. I was so broke then, I didn't even have my mind on a relationship. My bro was d one giving me some clothes to wear. It was dat bad.

Well they broke up like a year ago and I didn't bother to reach out to her personally since I didn't even knw she had a crush on me but now that I've reached her, she couldn't hide her feelings, she poured out her heart. She told me abt d dream for the 1st time. She's so happy and moved to tears that I reached out at last. She's been in silent love with me all this while. I now realize she's actually a gud girl and not as bad as how my bro kept portraying her but I couldnt drag wife with my bro at that time. Well now we chat and call thru d nite till 4am, we discuss every intimate things including our families and all the gud and bad things we hrd about each other thru my broda. We have a lot of things in common and I love her so much. She's serving now in niger state but d problem is...

She's now engaged to a phD student in U.I and they dated only a month b4 she went for nysc but he's been loving too and demanding for introduction after her nysc.

Please what can I do. I'm so sad right now.

Lalasticlala YorubaWoman gentlesinna ayourbamie Oma307 Tjpromise kannyluv joshsmarty bardella1 Medunah sexylogan holubee21 KashyBaby LuveU2 prettythicksme PinkBarbie Sexytemi Maxity02 cyndidamsel optional1 MrsChima ladyF mynd1

bros abeg no vex wch kind advice u need 4 dis kind love matter now, u won marry d bae abi u no wan marry her?




Well it does mean if she is engage wit another d engagement cant b broken if she loves u as u said she has to turn down engagement.



But wait ooo bros r u ready to marry d gal in question now r u ready both financially materially spiritually? If ur ans na yes go fight 4 ur love but dnt break bottle lyk wizkid did oooo.

Ok






In other news Happy Birthday to our broda nd frnd TheSuperNerd me wishing him wat he wish himself today. Robosky02 Shizzy Klexycole send ur shout out

Happy Birthday to my NL frnd supernerd

I dy mad

Dont eat her food 4 d nxt 1month

Most u marry self?

My future twin gals wil b more cuter than she.

gbens2000:
that twins part I really crave for it,my mum is a twin but she had none I just wish I could have my first children twins as the first born.i wuld feel reborn

Amen to ur pray nd wishes. Nd i pray ur wife wil also wish to av twins in her womb cos so girls dont lyk sumone to pray 4 them to av twins lyk my frnds.

Dat moment dat i wil give birth to my cutest twins gals 4 d man after my heart klexycole.

I cant wait 4 dat day to cum rokosky02

Queeee:
In another news... You fine sha

tnx

Nigeria had over take indian in d issue of rape nd gang rape.