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CrimeRe: Cultist Hacked To Death With Machete By Rival Cult Group In Delta (Graphic Pics) by opusingi: 4:25pm On Jun 03, 2019
uchwar1:
the exact words they used in deceiving you baa? Those cultist can lure you with fake promises. I know u are even regretting being a black man
You're wise brother man..... The guilt is always there however, brotherly e no easy to survive for okemini temple if you no carry either the bag or the 7. You grab na.
CrimeRe: Cultist Hacked To Death With Machete By Rival Cult Group In Delta (Graphic Pics) by opusingi: 3:53pm On Jun 03, 2019
uchwar1:
chai! I pity your parents. That's how one secondary schl aro will just waste your life because of fake ruggedity
grin
uchwar1:
chai! I pity your parents. That's how one secondary schl aro will just waste your life because of fake ruggedity
CrimeRe: Cultist Hacked To Death With Machete By Rival Cult Group In Delta (Graphic Pics) by opusingi: 3:35pm On Jun 03, 2019
josielewa:
wasted sperm. You disgust me u foolish idiot
It's a faceless forum brother man.... Spew whatever thrash it is you feel like spewing but one thing I know for sure is that you won't try this in real life. I GREET YOU.
CrimeRe: Cultist Hacked To Death With Machete By Rival Cult Group In Delta (Graphic Pics) by opusingi: 3:32pm On Jun 03, 2019
kaen1317:
Wasted life. His moms labour of 9months was for nothing. Better to be childless than having a cultist as a child.
Na people like you them dey tear slap for broad daylight collect you and ur sisters school fees, urr kappa and you no go fit cough sef. Niggahs fit rask ur Momsi or even Bleep ur popsi up sef and you no go fit do shishi when them cry come report give their "SON"
CrimeRe: Cultist Hacked To Death With Machete By Rival Cult Group In Delta (Graphic Pics) by opusingi: 3:30pm On Jun 03, 2019
freemanbubble:
Shut up son. You know nothing
Humans hate what they don't understand
An unexamined life and a life without ruggedity is not worth living
He must be a stupid bird
Clip them all
Dodorima to my neo black brothers over there
Black is the colour
Africa map is the logo
One for seven

We are like hydra
When our head is chopped off
Then expect another head instantly as an out growth from other parts of the body
We don't die
We multiply
Death is only the beginning..........
Dodos to you Amigo..... You Bam. May your 147 never disappoint.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Addict Do You Wish To End In 2018? by opusingi: 9:36am On Dec 28, 2018
Moked:
Pls I really wanna stop watching porn., I it makes me masturbate excessively even wen I don't have d desire to do so. Once I starts to watch it I see myself touching my body next is masturbation.... Pls I need some advice... Tnx for ur help..
baba my blokos don empty like this o
RomanceRe: Twitter User Is In Search A Husband For Her Friend by opusingi: 11:22am On Jan 09, 2018
correctguy101:
Who carry Belle give you?
How you go take chop okolo with that belle? grin

But bro, that man belle, is it really real? huh
You be Kalabari boyhuh
Nairaland GeneralRe: #throwback. Get In If You Can Relate To Any Of These. by opusingi: 4:53pm On Jan 05, 2018
walahi I suppose don marry o���
Nairaland GeneralRe: 2 Hausa Snake Charmers At Ikeja Spotted Displaying Their Skills (Photos) by opusingi: 11:38am On Nov 05, 2017
Egbon jokes aside,You wowo o���
CareerRe: Top 10 Most Demanded Jobs In The Oil And Gas Industry by opusingi: 7:02am On Sep 10, 2017
xfire:
This is meant for those who desire a career in the oil and gas industry, especially for graduates and undergraduates who may want to be informed.

It's ironical that despite the high graduate unemployment rate and imminent glut in oil supply due increase production worldwide, there is actually a shortage of skilled and specialized labour in the global oil and gas industry. Unfortunately, the most in-demand occupations require specific skills that can only be acquired through experience.

As an oil and gas professional, I have followed the trend and revolution in the industry globally over the past few years. I also follow technological breakthroughs (especially the fracking technology in the US that is redefining the dynamics of the industry worldwide), oil discoveries and hiring patterns all over the world. Based on these trends and statistics, I have come up with a compilation of the top 10 in-demand occupations in the oil and gas industry. This is not limited to the to the industry in Nigeria. This is based on global demand.
I can guarantee that you will always get a quality job (somewhere around the world) if you have at least 5 years experience in the fields. If after gaining five years experience in any of the top 10 fields mentioned below, you lack a well-paying job for more than 6 months, you better go and see your pastor or imam for deliverance. Maybe na from village.

So, for your graduates desiring a lasting career in the oil and gas industry, you may consider these specialized fields. Just work on getting basic experience and you will become indispensable:

1) Geoscientists
2) drilling engineers/ drilling supervisors/driller


No (1) & (2) With recent oil and gas discoveries all around the world including Africa (East Africa and the Gulf of Guinea) and the aggressive exploration for oil all over the world, there is a very high demand for geoscientists (geologists and geophysicists). Geoscientists are involved in the exploration for oil and also in the initial stages after oil discovery. Drilling engineers/ drilling supervisors /drillers are involved in drilling operations (both for exploration and production). There is an shortage of experienced drilling engineers worldwide. A colleague of mine who is drilling engineer told me that he has already received two good offers via linkedIn (even without applying!). And he barely has 3 years experience!

3) subsea engineers
4) subsurface and completions engineers
5) pipeline and piping engineers


No (3) - (5) With oil companies going into the more uncertain but rewarding deepwater operations, there is a high demand for individuals with deepwater experience. Subsea engineers design, implement and maintain structures, tools and equipment used in underwater components of offshore oil and gas production. Pipeline engineers design and maintain subsea pipeline in offshore fields. You can't ignore subsurface/completions (well) engineers who ensure oil is produced at optimum level from oil wells.

6) Marine specialists / engineers
Marine specialists are very critical in oil and gas industry. You need marine professionals in offshore oil and gas operations. This is because of the constant use of marine vessels and boats for supply and transportation of crude oil, liquefied gas, food, equipment, etc. Besides, the increase in FPSO's (floating vessels for oil production in deepwater fields) all around the world requires the specialized skill of marine professionals to maintain vessel stability on the sea.
Believe me, marine specialists are on top of their world. I know a marine specialist that has worked for 3 major oil companies in Nigeria in the last 8 years.

7) Offshore maintenance technicians
These are the mechanical, electrical and instrumentation technicians working in rigs and production platforms both onshore and offshore. There is a high demand for them globally. And the minimum requirement to become one is just an OND.

(cool Truck drivers and crane operators
Yes, you read right! There is a high degree of lifting operations in the oil and gas industry and certified crane operators are in demand. Believe me, they earn well.
Truck drivers are in great demand too, especially in US and Canada where there is a significant onshore oil production. Truck are needed to move rigs and equipment, haul oil, water and sand away. The new fracking technology that has made USA self-sufficient in oil production requires constant evacuation of sand from drilling sites. The drivers are also expected to be mechanics, able to fix to fix their large trucks. With USA set to be a net exporter of oil to the global community (competing with the likes of Nigeria for markets), there is currently a shortage of truck drivers to meet her goal.

9) Tax accountant
The oil and gas industry is technology driven, thus the technical professionals are the most demanded. However, the only non-technical profession to break into the top 10 is accounting. With oil and gas companies always the easy targets for governments and public ministries in areas of tariffs, royalties, taxes and other deductions, the role of experienced oil and gas accountants become critical. There is a crying need for accountants (especially tax accountants), who can balance the books and ensure sustained profit.

10) Reservoir Engineers
Eventhough this list is in no particular order, I think reservoir engineers are actually No. 10 on the list. The reservoir engineers play a significant role in the oil and gas industry. Their job is identify oil and gas reserves and develop strategies to maximize recovery and conducting simulation studies to ensure the optimum recovery.

Other in-demand professions that did not make the top 10 list include technical safety engineers, environmental specialists, welding technicians, process engineers and machinery (mechanical) engineers
The least you can do is give credit to the original authors of this work.
PoliticsRe: Federal Executive Council Meeting Will Not Hold Tomorrow - Lai Mohammed by opusingi: 10:11am On Sep 06, 2017
fyneguy:
Prior to every FEC meeting, the SGF secratariat sends agenda details to all members atleast 2 days before the meeting. Since Monday was Sallah, there's no way the details could get to members 2 days before the meeting.
Thunder fire you �
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Nigerian Girls Have Smelly Pussy Problem? by opusingi: 12:13am On Aug 08, 2017
Rorachy:
If yours smell, mine doesn't smell, I do check up every 3months, some girls don't have time for their body that's why, instead they are busy having multiple sex partners.

You don't need to speak too much grammar, having a smelly vagina is a sign of infection, it could be candidiasis albican, BV, or std. BV is caused by hormonal imbalance and others.
wowo girls and clean pussays na 5 and 6 ����
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Whatsapp And Imo Sex Group by opusingi: 10:45pm On Jul 26, 2017
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CrimeRe: Cultists Arrested With Axe, Regalia And Other Items In A Hotel In Abia. Photos by opusingi: 11:08pm On Jul 14, 2017
[quote author=michaellondon post=58463386]Dear Hard men,
Why don't you ask those jew men who arrested you to free you?
Why dont you use your 147 on them?
Why don't you call your third eye, kpowai, butcher or Chief priest to bail you
See how they displayed your 7 on the ground?
Why are you keeping faces of regrets and worries? Hard men don't cry remember?
Have you told the police that you are an SM that has fallen plenty beast?
Have you told them you won the last scores you counted wi



once a hard man always a hardman.
CrimeRe: Cultists Arrested With Axe, Regalia And Other Items In A Hotel In Abia. Photos by opusingi: 8:48pm On Jul 14, 2017
boluwatife66:
Clear road for these crested bambela men Jor...na mistake to celebrate birthday again? Metal 7 na for all egede men...aye axemen
BullDog must sound and Egede must knack.The blood of all numbered BSTs go dry for my axe...Aye!
CareerRe: Military Requirement For Recruit: The Boot Camp Training by opusingi: 8:27pm On Jul 11, 2017
baylord101:
it's natural, flat feet can't be corrected in adult.
how can U tell dt someone has a flat foothuh
CareerRe: Military Requirement For Recruit: The Boot Camp Training by opusingi: 12:49pm On Jul 11, 2017
baylord101:
No, PUD, body stitches, flat foot, height and life threatening diseases are those obstacles dt can affect u
flat foothuh wt kinda personal drills do I engage in to have d standard feet....edakun pls epp me
CareerRe: Military Requirement For Recruit: The Boot Camp Training by opusingi: 11:45pm On Jul 10, 2017
abeg make una kukuma talk everything we go face 4 dia na....shebi all of us na nairalanders
CrimeRe: Man Set Self Ablaze Over Wife’s Infidelity In Delta (photo) by opusingi: 8:24pm On Jul 09, 2017
ecoeco:
.






On Behalf of All Real men World Wide

We say

May his ashes be burnt again to be sure he's dead

And let his male children be castrated to prevent further spread of his gene







. #Eco99#
seconded
CrimeRe: Kidnapper Evans: "What My Mum Told Me When She Saw Bullet Wound On Me" by opusingi: 6:51pm On Jul 07, 2017
[quote author=NwaAmaikpe post=58225163]shocked

If only women could be like Evans's mom and mind their feaking business.

Unfortunately they want to put their nose all up in your business to find out everything.
"Who called you"? "Where did you go"? "Why did you wink while driving"?
Gosh!!!

That's how my colleague came home late from work yesterday and while in the bathroom, he looked into the room and saw his wife sniffing his boxers.

I gave him an honest advice....
Just send that woman back to h


Ewu Korea. You have been noticed. Rest in peace.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Gushes About Kenneth Okonkwo As She Boards Same Flight With Him by opusingi: 7:51am On Jul 07, 2017
alphasperm:
undecided already using blanket to cover her drooling wet shredded punnah . ...
leave da innocent man alone
b4 u start paying his groom price again
AlphaSperm?
EducationRe: JSS2 Student In Coma After A Fight Between Secondary School & Technical College by opusingi: 7:39am On Jul 07, 2017
pterson:
It's EXUBERANCE not EXHUBERANCE. The guy was obviously trying to look like an English guru.
The roaster has been roasted...praise the Lord bt bros make Goro go fall on U o
EducationRe: JSS2 Student In Coma After A Fight Between Secondary School & Technical College by opusingi: 7:37am On Jul 07, 2017
tunjijones:
Thanks sir. A typo I guess. But sir don't you think you can actually correct me without the insult?
Don't sweat it Sir....I gave a wrong spelling too.It's actually "exuberance". A good Samaritan corrected me. I'm sorry.
Foreign AffairsRe: President Macron Lands On Nuclear Submarine Like James Bond, Goes Viral (Photos) by opusingi: 11:16pm On Jul 06, 2017
alexistaiwo:
Suggest this kind of paparazzi idea to the average African potbellied leader and face charges for treason, attempted murder, coup plotting, in fact you are dead for merely thinking talkless of suggesting grin
grin[quote author=alexistaiwo post=58197503]Suggest this kind of paparazzi idea to the average African potbellied leader and face charges for treason, attempted murder, coup plotting, in fact you are dead for merely thinking talkless of suggesting grin[/quot

savage you are.no chill you have
EducationRe: JSS2 Student In Coma After A Fight Between Secondary School & Technical College by opusingi: 11:02pm On Jul 06, 2017
afangide:
Port Harcourt was not left out as GTC used to chase all the other school away like flies, collect buses from drivers, drive round town axis , Baptist, Elitonia and all other schools will shut down for fear of Gtc. Craftcenter students usually provided backup atimes
U be real Cairo niqqah!!
EducationRe: JSS2 Student In Coma After A Fight Between Secondary School & Technical College by opusingi: 9:21pm On Jul 06, 2017
pterson:
It's Exuberance without the 'H'. Stop yanshing people if you're not sure of yourself.
sorry o. grin
pterson:
It's Exuberance without the 'H'. Stop yanshing people if you're not sure of yourself.
sorry o.
TravelRe: Nigerian Air Force Helicopter Crashes Into Water In Borno by opusingi: 9:09pm On Jul 06, 2017
olaniyiYAH:
Air Forces Is The List Job I Can Never Apply For
All the Dictionaries in the world fall on you. You need help bruh.
TravelRe: Nigerian Air Force Helicopter Crashes Into Water In Borno by opusingi: 8:52pm On Jul 06, 2017
Nedfed:
You can never change The same attitude that makes you repeated jamb 5 times. Watch ur mouth
"MAKES YOU REPEATED" for realhuh?
EducationRe: JSS2 Student In Coma After A Fight Between Secondary School & Technical College by opusingi: 8:45pm On Jul 06, 2017
tunjijones:
There were lots of fight during my secondary sch Idntbknw abt ur own secondary o. And I was involved in few of the fights back then. And DAT didn't make me a tout now or a cultist. I feel it was jst youthful exorbitance.
It's "EXHUBERANCE" . You obviously missed the english class that day.
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele Replies Fan Who Feels “jenifa” Should Start Speaking Good English by opusingi: 9:46am On Jul 05, 2017
oubi:
Na so.. .
hushDOG

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