₦airaland Forum

VeeVeeMyLuv:
See her face screaming come and do!

It is known as "the thousand cock stare".

Machiny:
noodles is now 35kg per bag....and my location is rumuokoro axis, rumuagholu to be precise. You can get in touch through whatsapp or call

drop ur WhatsApp number pls.

[quote author=Machiny post=54661224][/quote]I'll need 40kg of crushed noodles, I'm in Abonnema

post=100058210:
PH Our Town.....
We full Ground.
Chilling at Springs Place, Odili road at the moment on a Barbecue and some Non-Alcoholic Bottles of Barbecue Wine Level........
The wedding was a successful one.
Then to COLD STONE to cool tins off.
Life is Good when you work hard in a legit way and when God smiles at you.

PH to the World.
50000 and 1 level (who no know no go know!)




Ehn Ehn

you be confam Jew man, casting your location like this in Cairo is one of the fastest ways to the grave. mumu.

xtervaganza:
How to trap a man when your vagina is already irreparably wide.....



Tell him you will only have sex after marriage



Act like the perfect girl



And lastly, come up with a story why you can't have sex with him because of one past bad experience with sex



Omo see brother.....

... brother wey Zuzu��

Youngzedd:
She's psychological damaged and this will affect your marriage so bad that you will want out within one year.


Your only saving grace will be to marry more than one wife, if not, Konji will finish you. See eeh, this babe is already mentally fvcked to where sex is and it's very dangerous.

Another option is for you to flee.


Watch the below two videos.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7bVhfDmnoI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lAdgC6OZRM


Don't start what you can't finish.


Get her a counsellor to fix her first, if she doesn't COMPLETELY heal, I tell you, FLEE!

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Marriage never start, manipulation don set in.

Coach Red Pill is the best thing that happened to me, I'm glad we have the same internet papi.

every woman has a sob stroy that almost always works for Simps and chronic betas.

insist on effecting legal proceedings against the said uncle and the farm tool will tell you she's forgiven him and left him for God to judge.

she even told you "no sex till marriage" .....Mr Man leave the damaged female and make another pick, don't be stupid.

I'm sometimes left to wonder how docile and simpish some 21st century men have become.

Cuttycool:
Dont spoil someones marriage, atleast the woman is having protected sex. You never can tell if her husband is doing worse.

tonda faya Yhou

PrincessB1:
The chairman of snake threads on Nairaland. If you know you know.
At the mention of snake, he is already at alert
Oh lala lala iyo iyo iyo iyo

...

guy you no well o��

Hon Rowland Charles Sekibo (AKUKU-TORU, RIVER STATE)

MGTOW Chairman, South-West Zone.

SIMPs like this should be rounded up and shot in the head.

500k at 25(last year December) through Dumo Lulu-Briggs Business Empowerment (we picked random papers, if you picked the ones with his signature, 500k became yours)

Igbo amaka

NGpatriot:
And when the oil companies abandon your state and move to Lagos, you go begin cry say na FG and Yoruba people cos am..

Btw, there are more unemployed people in Rivers than the rest of Nigeria.

Well done, keep forming and keep playing to the gallery..

tell them to also pack their rigs and platforms to lagos

Thelucifer666:
Kalabari The tribe of cultism

you'll be alright bro. just take the bitter pills as prescribed.

Yenefer:
This is south east

baba just sue the ministry of Education for your state abeg���

ijaw1stson:
This one na death trap na




Meanwhile check out the bridge that leads to my village...
#proudly kalabari

imbre tobra mo

iammo:
Airspace is under the control of the FG, they broke no known Rivers state laws.. Wike is just showing off, and it would hurt us badly at this time.. if escravos sneezes the whole Nigeria would catch cold.. all this show off by Wike wont last a month if anything affects our FAAC allocation next month

Yen yen yen yen yen, Oga let me hear word jare, if SOKU NLNG Plant in AKULGA of River State sneezes, NIGERIA will die!

This lady is being highly economical with the truth and unnecessarily emotional.

The man is under no moral obligation to father the 12 year old son of an AUDIO HUSBAND with even your own blood vehemently rejecting the boy simply because he got married to you.

All you can do now is plead, pray and understand things from ur husband's logical and rational point of view. Italiano can come any time and people like you will show ur present husband pepper and even start beding Italiano.

BTW you seem vindictive, arrogant, stupidly proud and prolly still deeply in love with ur Absconded Italiano.

peterd53:
Despite the fact that I’m currently schooling der, I despise the state

what are your reasons

uuzba:
He should go and meet Christ first.
Zacheus was a sinful tax collector guy. He knew he was a bad man. He heard about Christ and was very excited to meet him. He climbed a tree to see over the crowd.
Jesus called him, face to face and Zacheus opened up his heart and his house to Jesus.

He promised to give his wealth out, "If I've cheated anybody, I will pay back 4 times the amount"

Go and meet Christ FIRST and confess your wrong doing.
THEN show your sorrow by giving out gifts.

Juju guy can't be giving gifts to kids and still practicing juju and sacrifices.

common get out !

mehn that girl balance o

lilyheaven:
Where are the hells to shut?
That lady you are insulting took care of him.
When he was sick

I'm an indigene of Abonnema and a bona fide son of the Kalabari soil.

The Dumo you guys are calling Lazy ,prodigal son and all manners of abominable names personally insisted that Doctors or the sorts examine every sample of food or meal that passed through his father's throat but the wive would have none of it and insisted on preparing his meals.

In less than 2 years of marrying her,Lulu-Briggs suddenly had Parkinson's disease and started behaving like a nonentity,peeing on himself and pouring saliva uncontrollably.

She wouldn't allow anyone come close except during Rare occasions when she would be forced to present him (Albeit in a heavily armed atmosphere) in which she would stand right there and listen to all that was discussed.

Dumo felt it highly embarrassing that his father had to be presented that way at Board meetings and public functions (in which he only nodded and mumbled nonsense ) that was why He took the matter to court where he personally said that she was poisoning his father with CYANIDE and gradually destroying his father physically and mentally.

You guys should look up cyanide, it's use in small doses and its untraceable nature in
the body after sometime as a cadaver.

We are all ambitious but this particular Woman? kai!

Dumo ain't a fool. Seinye was his loot before she met opuda and he knows what she's capable of.

ikennamadu1:
For most of una weh no sabi wetin dey happen.. That devil him call wife.. Get the guts to collect money high chief dash him worker... She dey even treat him lower staffs like shit.. She even fix date for burial without the amayanabo of kalabari's knowledge.. The king had to cancel the burial.. After e done raise so much dust.. For all of una weh dey type shit to dumo.. U know nothing.. That woman is a beast... One pikin she no born for the man.. Instead she dey use the man dey enrich her own children she get for her former husband.. To crown it all.. High chief no dey talk before him die.. Him dey use the aid of technology.. As him talk e go show for the screen for him wheelchair.. So make una stop to type shit weh una know no...

My brother God will bless you abundantly. She has made Opuda public enemy number 1 in the Kalabari Kingdom because of her Ugly character and gross disregard for Other seemingly poor chieftancy stools.

She successfully relegated the First Son Senibo and put him on a stipend of 4million naira every month but Dumo insisted on being actively involved in the running of the company and being a chief while his father was still alive but the witch and chief Ferdinand Anabraba made sure to frustrate his efforts on the matter (Lulu-Briggs was an slowpoke until his "Death"

Now the Unfortunate man is dead, oya inform the Kalabari Council of Chiefs on the death of their own na, she said lai Lai,.

Where did you deposit his corpse? she said over her dead body.

How did you see his will. She has kept mute.

lilyheaven:
I saw him last 2015, he couldn't stand, he was using a wheelchair. His sons are only fighting for their pocket.

STFU if you know nothing. They took Moni Polo to court coz his Wife Seinye was being dictatorial in the running of the company reason being that The man had been down with Parkinson disease for over a decade and the wife has consciously denied his children, relatives and Fellow chiefs access to Opuda as we fondly call him.
She was quick to answer "Chief said this, Chief said that" Oya allow us see him na, Lagbaja.

How can she say HE willed almost everything to their adopted daughter when He has not even been buried and the will hasn't been read.

Up till this moment, she hasn't even informed the compound of their Head Chief's death or even the whereabouts of his corpse!!! She orchestrated a failed coup on the Kingship of Abonnema using Briggs as a forefront which almost tore Abonnema into shreds that day and brought disgrace to the Great War Canoe house of Oruwari.

so pls shut the hell up if you don't know what's happening.

thesicilian:
No father will do this to his own son. I don't believe this story.

Mr man, in 2005, My own father stamped my back with a glowing red stainless steel cup (555) for picking 200naira in the compound where my step mom kept us to go for crusade even after the lady told my step mom that She truly misplaced the money and had already retrieved it from me.

My step mom later reported that I stole 200naira in Big mummy's house when he returned from Jos. He told me to off all my clothes, kneel, raise my hands, close my eyes and back him.

In less than 5 minutes, I could hear the smell of sizzling flesh and when the cup was pulled, I felt the most horrible pain for an 11 year old.
I calmly stood up, glared at my father with blood shot eyes, my chest ready to burst from the pressures of my heart pumping more than enough blood and adrenal supply than I could control.

I'm now 25 but whenever I see the scar, I can still see my white flesh and the shock on my seemingly wicked step mom's face when she rushed me to a chemist to apply GV . I didn't shed a single tear all through and I locked eyes with my "father" for about 30 seconds as The anger in me was enough to kill them both by whatever means necessary.

This is Nigeria My brother. Anything horrible is possible.

Edithfavourite:
For allegedly pressuring him to join the dreaded Baga Confraternity, a suspect, Izuchukwu Ifeacho, has confessed to stabbing one Iruchukwu Nnebe to death.

A statement by the Enugu State Police Command’s Public Relations Officer, Ebere Amaraizu, indicated that Ifeacho, a native of Amankpunato in the Oji-River Local Government Area of Enugu State, killed the deceased, a native of the same community, on Friday, May 31, 2019, in self-defence.

Amaraizu said the deceased, a member of the Baga Confraternity, was reported to have been disturbing the suspect to join his group, but Ifeacho allegedly refused and avoided him.

However, on Friday, May 31, the deceased and other members of his group reportedly trailed the suspect to a shop where he had gone to eat in the night at Amankpunato and told him, “Today, Korofo will suck blood since he does not want to join them.”

Amaraizu quoted the suspect to have told the police that after the deceased and his group members started beating him, he escaped from them, picked up a kitchen knife and returned to the sceneand stabbed Nnebe.

The PPRO said Nnebe was later rushed to the hospital for medical attention and was confirmed dead by the doctor on duty.
He added that the corpse of the deceased had been deposited in the Oji-River General Hospital mortuary.

See more:
https://zenithnaija.com/i-stabbed-him-to-death-for-pressuring-me-to-join-cult-suspect/

Guy Wetin concern Strong men and bagas na??
Wetin concern the 7 and the bag?
Explain how Odin and Korofo take relate?
How egede men go try to blend an already blended numbered Bastard??

You know NOTHING.

uchwar1:
i grab wella sha

Tight you.

uchwar1:
� Oga shun cultism. It doesn't pay

It doesn't. Never did. Never will. Thanks man.

rugged7:
see small boy dey make mouth where SOLID Aye dey yarn.

Fear no even dey catch una again sef

Na people like you i dey use sharpen my 7.

I go yansh your sister in front of you and nah beg wey coward like u go beg.

If your liver reach,drop your location sharply...

Stinking Ju men...

Niggah drop it!!!! Haedeybe na..... You see how you dey cast the Movement Which temple you dey sef.... Nna use ur head o

uchwar1:
hahahahah! Buccannears!!!! Pls don't mention them among the likes of Aiyes, Vikings and others. Those ones just rob innocent fellow students, use the proceeds of extortion, party around and carry women they can't afford ordinarily. When their rivals come for them, they can't cough. Buccannears are good in buying pants and umbrellas for ladies

Na bucketmen we dey use as target practice na......... Them be like Boys Brigade where NAVAL COMMANDOS dey