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the people governor

y death?

what next now

Ogbeni short up.

what?

this no b phone compare to gionee 2017beast.

-Big Brother Naija records 11Million votes...
-1vote = 30naira...
-11,000,000 X 30 = N330,000,000 Million...
-And the winner goes home with 25Million...
-Voters stays at home with shi shi...

Some people gathered 14 persons kept them in one house in SA, and some other people in Nigeria are buying fuel with their money to watch them and still vote with their money.
#PrayerPoint
My father, Anywhere they have tied our sense, on top of coconut tree or inside lagoon, I release it by fire now
Oya Everybody begin to pray.

MultiChoice on Sunday announced that it would effect a price adjustment of five per cent on all its DStv and GOtv packages from May 1, 2017.
As a result , subscribers on the DStv premium bouquet will pay N 14, 700 as against N 13, 980 currently being charged. While GOtv Plus subscribers will have to pay N 1, 900 instead of the current rate of N 1, 800.
According to the company , the increment in subscription rates will also affect other bouquets , as Compact Plus DStv subscribers will pay N 9, 900 instead of the current N 9, 420, while Compact subscribers will no longer pay N 6, 000 but N 6, 300.
It said that the new rate for the Family bouquet would be N 3, 800 against the running rate of N 3, 600, while that of the Access bouquet would be N 1, 900 and not N 1, 800.
The current rate for the Commercial bouquet is N 1, 720, but with the adjustment in rates, subscribers will have to cough out N 1, 850 monthly .
The pay TV platform , however said the access fee of N 2, 160 on the High- Definition decoders and extra view remained the same.
A text message sent out by DStv to some of its Premium subscribers read , “ Dear DStv customer , due to a price adjustment , your Premium package fee changed from N 13, 980 to N 14, 700, effective May 1, 2017. ”
For, GOtv Value and GOtv Lite bouquets, the new rates are N 1, 300 and N 450, against the current rates of N 1, 200 and N 400, respectively .
The Managing Director , MultiChoice, John Ugbe, told our correspondent that the decision was taken after careful consideration of the market and review of its business operations .
Ugbe said , “ We announced last year that we would do everything possible to hold the price barring any extreme factors. However, all our content is purchased in dollars and although we have done everything possible to hold the prices even with the prices of everything else going up, we are now left with no choice but to adjust our subscription prices from May 1.
“ Our key priority is to put subscribers’ needs at the heart of everything we do and , therefore , in determining the price adjustment , we took into account many factors , including the impact on the customer ; current inflation , which stands at 19 per cent ; programming costs ; and efficiencies within the company. ”
Ugbe said that MultiChoice had worked hard to keep the fees manageable.
“ The DStv Premium, DStv Compact+, DStv Compact , DStv Family and DStv Access packages will continue to be available at varying pricing points to allow subscribers flexibility in price and choice without compromising quality or variety . We thank our customers for their support during the past year , ” he added .

www.punchng.com/multichoice-hikes-Dstv/Gotv-subscription-rate-#

sory

bad story

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game on

hnmm

shit

weldone my reliable VP

God help us

In school: I will get a 150k job

During NYSC: I can manage 100k job

2-5 years later: Just give me any amount. I'm tired.

Who can relate?

End time

What again?

Good morning nairalanders have wonderful day

R I P

So daimmond

How bbnaija take change this APC problem infact

I enjoy ideshi in Africa magic Yoruba than bbnaija

Madness.

olaolulazio:
keep using the phone, it may take u to CBN Someday

like are you sure?

My android phone don chop my money tire, na him I come vex yesterday sell am, come take some money buy Chinaphone! The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, Fire lighter etc. I fit write Text message with toothpicks sef. But now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging.
2. The spellings get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-pon, samswag etc.
3. When aeroplane pass, e go record "One missed Call".
4. When a big car horn; e go show "Charger connected"
5. When Chinese man pass, e go show: "One Bluetooth device found"
6. When fine lady waka pass, e go show "WiFi On"
7. When ugly lady waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected"
Abeg ooo! I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo? Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen say "No contacts found"
Pls don't laugh alone, send to those you wish to put a smile on their face.

For how long will EFCC keep silent about this man?

Some Nigerians can b very funny. I saw dis abbreviations somewhere nd it catch my attention.
Look at them........
NAIRA- Never allow igbo rules again.
PHCN- Problem has change name.
HAUSA- House animals using seat of authority.
APC- Association of past criminals.
NYSC- Now your struggle continue.
PDP- People deceiving people.
MTN- Maintain total nonsense.
ABACHA- After babangida another criminal has arrived.
NEPA- Never expect power always.
BUHARI- Brought unnecessary hardships among reasonable individuals.
Share and let other laffff wit u

who send them?

make I find gari first mmmmmm

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hahaha