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@Natgas, sent!

wow. am in Abu dhabi.
can we connect? my email  

^^ RIP_Oooo, where you @?
Dubai or Abu Dhabi?

where my peeps?

Hello Chaps, abeg are there other Nigerians living here in Abu Dhabi or is it just me
Pls, lets hook up. It gets boring without my countrymen.

and this bast.ard don_brainless_chippy will never tell his prey that "they can never get a job legitimately unless they've stayed in the employment of their local sponsor (which is definitely a sham) for atleast a period of two years" This means that if Donchippy gives you a visa, you can never get a job in qatar unless you've been in the services of Donchippy's scam company for atleast documented two years, after which a No Objection letter must be issued.

Donchippy, go and foool your household. Anu ohia!

tigerpaws:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-587641.0.html

Bless you sis.

DonChippy:
Sorry to hear your horrid story. I'm sure you wouldn't have ended up at a Gas station if you met us before you went.

you're a foool. Qatar gas is an LNG liquifaction plant and 28/28 means am on and off every one month. Damn you! am a consultant and you can check me out on Rigzone. i have no word for insolent bast.ards like you. i have no horrid story, cos i don't need people like you to get me fixed. we've been here long before you bast.ards set foot here. if you're so certain you provide jobs, why dont you round up your mama, papa and your low-life kinsmen and get them to work in qatari mortuaries? you're just as brain-dead as your predecessors. Tell your moma i said so. PIG!

DonChippy:
Sit down there.
I'm not the type of person that boasts of achievements. But i can beat my chest and say i sold the very last 2010 Cerato available in Lagos Just before Xmass in 2009.
It was Chrome wheeled and tinted showroom car. U'll know what i'm saying if you know what it means to buy a showroom car.
Sorry to dissappoint you if you think i'm a Lazy dude who posts from thread to thread on Nairaland like Justsilly.

Young man.
you just shouldnt sell your wares to anybody, not just anybody.
You lie to boost your profile here. I know dudes like you. Seen your type in Doha and Dubai.

I personally don't wanna comment on your nonsensical posts but i guess i just have to tell people the truth about the Middle east.
It amazes me to see your type say "we've arranged a Job" for our "customers".  Thats a big lie! UNLESS it's menial (cargoe bailing and drug peddling).
Do you tell them that "A sponsored worker MUST stay in the employment of the first/original sponsor for a period of atleast 2 YEARS before sponsorship can be transfered?"  In other words, they are "enslaved" to whichever company you're using for atleast 2 years, maybe i should ask, do they get to see their employment letters before they decide to deal on your offer?
I don't wanna go into an arguement with you, it will amount to "stooping low". I live in Abu Dhabi and do a 28/28 rotation at qatar gas so you can guess.
Fuxk your type, i see Nigerians languishing because of your "larger than life" promises. You are just one of those people that make Nigerians do evil abroad.

pls stop this.

Dude, The Kia cerato stuff is a LIE.

NatGas:
Hello Guys!
HappY NeW YaEy!!!
Could anyone in the house help me with a link to a WELL CONTROL MANUAL/BOOK/PETROLEUM ENGINEERING BOOK?
I have the Bariod Drilling fluid manual in case anyone is in need of it.
Thanks while anticipating your help,

Natgas, i have some IWCF well control manuals. it's quite bulky so i cant upload it on this blog. I'll need your email to forward same. Thats if you're interested. cheers

hairy appears sexy to me. I dont think its a defect.

Freaking selfish!

[quote author=Intrepid! link=topic=583303.msg7507537#msg7507537 date=1294744833]The midget was by far the most impressive player in 2010. Xavi is pretty good, but people pay to see goals and Messi gave them lots of that and more![/quote]chai!

ladies, nawaoo. we no go die for una.

Either ma "smart" phone refuses to save the number or just wont dial it.

, Initiating subscriber assessment, dial 1 to continue,
, :>/ uploading subscribers biometric and romance profile,
, warning! warning! "trojan horse" detected, dial 1 to quarantine or 2 to delete
, Initiating system shutdown, subscriber profile deleted,
loop ended,

you can know enter the next number, thank you for using "wallet-wise software"

Omolola1:
He nor get choice

Chai! watin "bros" do you? this is wicked

Omolola1:


Abeg nor make me laugh too much

Na you make me laugh pass. Sheee na "Noddles" dey come to your mind?
I pity the "bros"

Omolola1:


You re not serious

Omolola1:

Sorry hun. you can just focus your mind on a "bazooka" next time.

Omolola1:
Noodles

lol. sorry, how pathetic.

lol,  i cant agree less. He did the "WRITE" thing, so he just cant be wrong. 

190:
[color=deeppink]^^he did the [size=15pt]write[/size] thing abi, [/color]

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=579956.msg7474647#msg7474647 date=1294325379][color=#0055bb]^^I think you need to read the beginning from page one on back. Take my advice that I repeatedly typed: "don't invite insult to yourself" LOL. You've replied to Tpia AND Ms.Eve LOL.[/color][/quote]They can only insult me right? I hope they don't.
It can only appear than "nigerian man and woman" is in a salient state of war. lol

tpia1:
its very worrisome to see the high level of criminals, perverts and animalistic beasts shaming nigeria on the web and overseas.


whichever village produced these apes, needs to put on sackcloth and ashes and find out when exactly cursed DNA entered their gene pool.

Stop weeping and play your part. Do one good deed and redeem YOUR image first before you get political.

whats going on here?

y'all should act up and stop being damn stupid! Nigerian men, Nigerian women, Uk watever
Mobo, WHO said your conditional analysis is applicable to Nigerian women alone? and who said every brother is interested in an akata woman?
Eve, why are you so damn hurt about this? aint you got work to do?

This thread isnt worth dicussing. Its one-sided.

Nawa oo!!

okeyz:
My oga, i send you felicitations and compliments of the year!!!

well i dont think so cos thats what it is,
As a driller you are constantly on the rig floor drilling,making calculations and sending back datas to the office via satellite, anyway you still get to go to the office to write your report and findings in the form daily drilling report and brief the management on goings on the well wether there is improvement and likelyhood of hitting a pay zone or you just burning companies money.
After that you are usually given 2 or 3 weeks off as the case may be but you should be on hand in case you are needed on the rig.
Drilling job is a very complex job and they are other personnel that combines their expertise to make oil drilling worth while.
So as u can see sir,its not your daily 9 - 5 routine, my friend just called me on the 24th of december last year and told me he is on the rig floor, far off the atlantic ocean, i could just imagine his agony coupled with the fact that he is newly married , well oil money no easy to chop like dat.

gbam! lol

lets watch and see. Never knew Ciroma will last this long SMH

190:
borrow me your stick!!

Hardcore Nigerian secondary school graduate

ogzille:
This topic is very subjective and i respect everybody's opinion on the matter. What i can't seem to understand is why some people say they dont care about what people think. C'mon that arrogance and self deceit. We are all social beings and we crave for acceptance no matter what. If we dont get accepted, we become very lonely and seemingly empty.so plzzz,  stop deceiving your mind into believing that you dont care.

Back to the topic:

I had a friend back then in secondary school; he told me about wanting to have some tattoos and piercing and his dad's reaction towards it. This is the question the dad asked him:

1. if there were 2 people at a robbery scene, one with piercings and the other clean, who do u think the police will pick up first? so why put yourself in a disadvantaged position?

@Inked_Nerd, b sincere with this question:

When you did your VCH, after the healing, didnt u feel any stronger drive for sex, if not for anything just to show it off? or did you pierce your clitoral hood just for yourself alone?

The truth is the society defines our right and wrong and i bet you, you will find more 'indecent people' among people that are pierced than people that are clean. This doesnt mean that all pierced people are bad.

@MzD@rkSkin, 'If ppl stop living for others the world would be much better!' Stop self deceit, u pierce  cos there is still  a few that tell u it looks good. If all your friends and ppl around u tell you its ugly and doesnt look good, i bet u wont go for anoda piercing or 'design'

Popular belief.

@Inked_Nerd

Rare but sexy specie  

Good luck dear