₦airaland Forum

aminalib:
she is your everyday innocent god fearing girl, she goes to church alot and wears skirt down to her knees

Come, no dey lie here!

Tosinville:
^^U ordered for cold water but i'll splash u some hot wat for u to know we only have 8planets now


**Tosinville puts some water on fire, its 56degrees boiled**

save the hot water and boil some eggs.

mehn, but check this out. 200? thats like screwing the whole house of assembly. what about wear and tear? shei, afterwards, person go marry am? dammit!!

Tosinville:
^^easy wit your faint cos it might leads to 2yrs coma and you'll miss alot of things within 2yrs includin your birthday.

please splash cold water on me and tell me this is not real.

*faints* wakes up, read again *faints*

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=616707.msg7848658#msg7848658 date=1299298682]how else whill I get punnny? duh![/quote]

Nobody's perfect save the unborn.

I don't "date" so i cant say.
but its obvious very few are contented with their partners.
statistically, 18-25 (still maintain "look out" mode) 26 and above (resignation mode)

don't quote me

Advice? *pukes*

you're kidding right?

he who does right should continue, she who does wrong should continue. some are destined to doom.

are those silicon?

never heard or dreamt her.

Nakele:
Drolling with laughter,,,,,,,,,,u killed me with this one,,,,,,,,,so what kind of wahala be dis? bwaahaaahaahahaah

lol. what can i say.

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=617750.msg7855258#msg7855258 date=1299406929]First off you need to stop relating behaviour to tribe that in itself shows you to be uncultured ie 'bush'.

The girl dey take style prepare ground for marriage talk. If the guy no wan marry the babe make e run o![/quote]Thats just the way it is bro.

Beync:
^ village girl for yankee

dem plenty even here in NL

Am tempted to ask, what is it with Nigerian ladies abroad? My friend met a "sister" and they happened to get along. Naturally, emotions set in and the lady asked him the "normal" question, "watin we dey do sef"? Bobo answered "just getting along" Then she said "If na date you wan date me, i get conditions oo" Bobo asked "like"? and she answered "1. you must love me, 2. you must make friend with my mother, 3. your friends must stop coming to your house from 11pm, 4. No sex, 5. once in a while, you should give me money 6. stop associating with all those your blonde girlfriends, they irritate me, 7. i can cook for you but i will not do your laundaries 8. girls should not come to your house 9. you must learn yoruba and stop telling people that you're an igbo boy

It may sound funny but its true. This girl is from Ogun state. Typical yoruba girl.

Please don't insult me. am hot tempered.! just comment! Yoruba girls, nawa!

Typical of a confused naija lady. WYSIWYG

Whats so fantastic about Oprah? its well known she has Jesus-phobia (i wonder why) She once said, "Jesus is just one of the ways to God" and Benny Hinn lashed her for that.
Left for me, there's nothing fantastic about her shows. Who watch it anyway?

Buy black fowl, commot em head and tire am with red ribbon. keep am for the guy door at about 12 am.
Next day, him go pack 

na watin we use commot my primary school teacher those days. na lizard we use.

The Imam get 50 children?
He should be arrested!
If everybody toll that line, Nigeria will burst at the rims.
Haba?? 50? Him dey ever go mosque abi him dey pray inside bedroom??

Beaf:
Dunce.

Mpa ghi dunce!! 

dorothy111:
Hmmm,
Wise word, Not all IP can be traced

I used to think the same.

@Beaf
you never cease to amaze me.

@All,
In as much as you sit in your homes/offices and punch your keyboards, spilling whatever that comes to thought without recourse to reality and capacity to substantiate such claim. be aware that certain comments deemed offensive, implicatory and tangible enough to warrant investigation can become a substance of legal interest. Electronic evidence is now admissible in Nigerian courts and you can be traced. Don't be fooled!
Certain sensitive issues like this should be discussed with intelligence.

This forum has over 600k members, people of different disposition are reading! be very careful!

Beaf:
What do you think is being spilt in Libya, blood or water? And who do you know to be spilling it and why?
My venom on this thread is aimed at the demons amongst us, and it is aimed without regret.

It will hit evil people high on white dust smack between the eyes and rejig their jaundiced brains to reality.

Do you love Gaddafi? Please let me know.

No i don't love Ghadaffi neither do i love GEJ

Until Gambians objects the leadership of their president, you people have no right to fault his comment or disposition concerning the current crisis in Libya.
So far, they've not called for his ousting.
It baffles me how talented some Nairalanders are when it comes to fabricating a written abuse, well structured in syntax only befitting an English professor.

Beaf, do you derive some form of elation  howbeit apparent, whenever you throw your venom around?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=612942.msg7811287#msg7811287 date=1298831703]Why are you not finding a job and worry about training your puppies on the way to go? Do not worry about me because I am not worrying about you. I will be whatever that you want me to be and my answer still remains. I am sure the ladies aren't missing anything from you lack of offers. DUST.[/quote]I Pity Bro Chima 

lord krato:
don't rily get the so called hype about commitment.Believe me, in the real sense of the word, a couple is made of 2 people TWO people that existed before and can obviously exist after, so if you both are not on the same page then logout, asap

My brother Odi egwu oo.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=612942.msg7808348#msg7808348 date=1298774915]They are arseholes.[/quote]Ain't you supposed to be fixing dinner for Bro. Chima?
why you still peeping on romance section? Am really worried about your comment. Are you hurt or something?

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Let them give their own darn reasons![/color]

I dey laugh!!
Why will a man want to commit when he literally knows that you'll be the first to walk away when the pool is dry. Abeg enjoy the offer while it lasts. Gold miners!!

When i got to the Emirates newly, i had to take a HIV test before my residence can be issued. Prior to departure like 2 months back, alot happened (i guess you know what) funny i laid all precautions aside so it was a fifty-fifty chance.
Damn! at the hospital, the Indian lady doctor wasn't friendly at all, she was soo stern,avoided or sorts of discussion and got herself fully covered with protective clothing. She avoided any form of contact apart from her syringe piercing my veins. The way she handled my blood like its poisonous, i nearly wrapped my hands around her throat! I wasn't scared though, can't really say why. Guess my mind was just weary and tired of all such frightening thoughts.
Next day, i had a big grin on my face when i came out clean.

Abstinence is key, unless you and your partner is safe are faithful.

She wears my boxers, uses my skype credit, once in a while, kidnaps my wallet, siezed by bus-card, smashed my car while learning  
The only thing i have to myself is my balls and my aftershave. *definitely, i'll pass Mugabe type of bill very soon, to reclaim all reclaimables[size=8pt][/size]*

igbo boy:
more like beast and beastie, i no dey see any beauty for that pisho

Infact i don't know wether to vex or laugh. How e take concern you?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=610342.msg7785811#msg7785811 date=1298469646]Not all of us get tickles an sensations at doctor visits.

What about the bra shops? A decent bra shop measures the bust and width of a woman to get the right bra size. You want your wife or girlfriend to have too little bra?[/quote]How's this measurement done? by cupping ones hand around the boobs? c'mon dont give us imaginations. The measurement has nothing to do with physical examination. Normally the lady tries different sizes till she gets a perfect match *please don't let anybody frolick your boobs in the name of professional examination, abeg*

Have you ever wondered on the tickles and sensation that spring through the patients body during these intruding checkups.

Better safe than sorry. I'll prefer a female doctor to check on my wife and better still, i've got to confirm she's straight. You'll be surprised at what female doctors do these days___

All ye doubting Thomas, follow the link.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110205/ap_on_re_af/af_wikileaks_nigeria&vm=r

GEJ is a maggot in our national plate of rice. If we don't look well, we'll definitely eat his crap.