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TravelRe: Dubai Shopping Festival by orbaxy(m): 7:51am On Jan 03, 2011
Sure. Dubai is an all-year-round shopping spree destination. You can shop anytime. there are discounted malls.
You have to know that Dubai is a free trade zone hub, alot of goods sold in dubai are brought in from mostly Asia, then Europe. You can find all sorts of qualities. It all depends on what you want and what you budget. i once bought a shoe for 20 dhirams. Thats about 800 naira. it was made in china, quite fashionable but lasted only 8 months before the sole pulled out. cry i just wanted to have the fill of a chinese product. grin

talking about someone showing you around, there are more than 1000 Nigerians (particularly Igbo boys) who specialize in that. but i must warn you, you need to be very careful. There have been cases of bag snatching, fraud etc. Just pick a cab from the airport to Deira park hotel, you'll think you're in Onitcha.

cabs have a base rate of 10 dhs in Dubai, but metering (distance covered) is applied when this is exceeded. i dont think you need much of that. you just pick a cab from the airport to deira park hotel (base of Nigerian traders) it will cost you about 35dhs. you can find cheap hotels around (from 7 - 8 thousand naira a night) you'll find people ready to show you around for a token. I wouldnt know your budget but i know some people come here with about $1800 - $2000 and they still make profit. All you need to do is to have something in mind while coming, make your trip as short as possible (4 days is enough unless you want to go sight-seeing) and look for a cheap flight ( ethiopian airways, southern china airways before considering emirates). Anyway, once you're here, you'll figure out what to do.
TravelRe: Honeymoon Ideas needed,please by orbaxy(m): 5:28pm On Jan 02, 2011
@OP, I've been to Obudu severally, its quite affordable and very exotic. Lots of attraction and adventure.
Dubai is very cool but talking about burj l'arab, its very verry expensive. you can try palm jumaira if you wanna be close to the beach. Otherwise California hotels (deira dubai), Dubai palm (close to sharaton) near albraha are very cool hotels. I don't always recommend hotels in deira because of the Nigerian "agboros" that are always stalking around there. Good luck bro.
TravelRe: Dubai Shopping Festival by orbaxy(m): 4:58pm On Jan 02, 2011
are you shopping for yourself or for trading? Am in Dubai and can advise. Hotels are graded, you can find cheap hotels (8k equivalent) in Deira, Dubai.
ask specific questions let me answer.
RomanceRe: Relationship Status Of Nairalanders by orbaxy(m): 4:48pm On Jan 02, 2011
relationship status: symbiosis angry
RomanceRe: I'm 27, She's 16: Should I Disvirgin Her? by orbaxy(m): 4:28pm On Jan 02, 2011
you're 27, she's 16. huh (thinking)
Conclusively, you're an intimidated low-life. All you need is a lil' civility and a redefinition of values and standards. If you do love her, let her grow up.
4k off,  angry angry angry
RomanceRe: What Has This Got To Do With Dating Or Getting Married? by orbaxy(m): 2:16pm On Jan 02, 2011
Do ya thang!  smiley though you need not be overly expressive. Our world today is stereotyped so if you can stand the heat, why not? wink
RomanceRe: Kiss Or Se* Which Lasts In Mind Most? by orbaxy(m): 12:52pm On Jan 02, 2011
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=577981.msg7447830#msg7447830 date=1293968917]
I mean it depends on how I feel about the person and who the person is.

I am? embarassed

Eh ya. Sorry o

Make you no cry
[/quote]Nahh. I'll get over it. wink
i'll do me a bottle of bile and get screwed. That will do. grin
RomanceRe: Kiss Or Se* Which Lasts In Mind Most? by orbaxy(m): 12:47pm On Jan 02, 2011
Sex is dramatic, short, exaggarated and highly anticipated. Love making is dramatic, an experience that is hardly forgotten.
Kisses lasts in my Mind. Sex dont. Loving Making, thats the landlord. smiley[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=577981.msg7447689#msg7447689 date=1293965914]
I can't really choose--for me it varies from person to person.
[/quote]you're cheating on me honey  huh cry cry cry cry cry
RomanceRe: Kiss Or Se* Which Lasts In Mind Most? by orbaxy(m): 12:26pm On Jan 02, 2011
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=577981.msg7447689#msg7447689 date=1293965914]
I can't really choose--for me it varies from person to person.
[/quote]? from person to person? gush!
CareerWhat Attitude Are You Dropping Behind To Better Your Relationship (end Of 2010)? by orbaxy(op): 2:09pm On Dec 31, 2010
Hey chaps, what attitude are you dropping off in 2010 to add spice to your relationship?

As for me, am dropping off procrastination and eh eh. I guess thats all. wink

HAPPY new year to y'all
RomanceRe: Why Dont You Want To Get Married Or What Are Makes You Apprehensive About It? by orbaxy(m): 10:34am On Dec 31, 2010
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=575554.msg7438447#msg7438447 date=1293787528]
I need? I need? Hmmm, if I may ask, what makes you think I "need" a man? Suppose I'm content on my own? I enjoy the idea of companionship but I doubt that need is the correct word. And no, I have not been in a "turbulent" relationship in the past. I'm not one to look down on my relationships with the opposite gender. I cherish every relationship I have had with individuals of the opposite whether it is a friendship, romantic, or strictly platonic relationship. Just because I don't necessarily share your views on marriage does not in any way indicate that I have been in a turbulent relationship or that I am not mixing with the "right" people. I hang out with individuals of all walks of life. By the way I adore you as well kiss.
[/quote]lol. I aint trying to play psychology on you but i'll rather view your position as "subnormal". By the way,  at your leisure, you can fly down to dubai lemme treat you to a glass of pineapple juice blended on gin wink  kiss
RomanceRe: Why Dont You Want To Get Married Or What Are Makes You Apprehensive About It? by orbaxy(m): 10:11am On Dec 31, 2010
@Poster, "married" isn't a compulsory status waiting to be adopted. You can file in or stay out. I believe the benefits of marriage outweigh the challenges.
everybody needs a soulmate, someone to confide in, someone to see you through and stick by you even when your beauty is gone and you look more like a goon wink
someone willing to share his/her life with you despite the odds and most of all, someone the "society" will recognize as your legal partner and you wont have qualms making it to heaven( true talk) because believe me, alot of people will be shut out cos their "pencil" was found gulity writing on papers that aint theirs.

thats my 25 kobo.

@Inked nerd,
I adore you but fault that orientation of yours. Its very probable you've been through a turbulent relationship or you just don't mix with the right people.
You need a man who's gonna love you more and prove to you that eternal happiness can be found in just "one guy". give it a shot. wink
RomanceRe: So Complicated! by orbaxy(m): 7:22pm On Dec 20, 2010
Blawdy 'ell. Hmmm.
RomanceRe: Eviction Time - 3 Most Infamous Posters On The Romance Section! by orbaxy(op): 7:09pm On Dec 20, 2010
[quote author=!Mr Cork link=topic=571572.msg7375609#msg7375609 date=1292865407]****throws Odununu a lovely  french kiss  kiss  (((mwaaaaaah)))*****[/quote]grin grin now this is getting interesting. Cork kisses Odununu.  tongue
RomanceRe: Eviction Time - 3 Most Infamous Posters On The Romance Section! by orbaxy(op): 7:03pm On Dec 20, 2010
[quote author=D-sense link=topic=571572.msg7375751#msg7375751 date=1292866829]***Attacking ODUNNU wrecklessly with my brutal punches***[/quote]see jealousy. Talking about kisses, ladies please help this bros out.  wink
Forum GamesRe: Say Something Nice About The Person Above You ! by orbaxy(m): 4:32pm On Dec 20, 2010
Candyness:
help!
Mr~cork, arent you gonna help this lady huh
RomanceRe: Eviction Time - 3 Most Infamous Posters On The Romance Section! by orbaxy(op): 4:24pm On Dec 20, 2010
[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=571572.msg7374392#msg7374392 date=1292855259]Poster,

You have an issue with me and mr cock having our OWN hut?[/quote]I can only wonder. A rare combination of talent. "Lil~cork junior" will be a disaster! grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Question: Are Niger Men Called Nigerian Too? by orbaxy(m): 4:13pm On Dec 20, 2010
[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=571767.msg7374695#msg7374695 date=1292857774]I am from YO MOMMA.[/quote]grin grin grin grin grin grin[i]*** farting*** tongue grin grin grin wicked! grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Question: Are Niger Men Called Nigerian Too? by orbaxy(m): 3:57pm On Dec 20, 2010
people for Niger are called Nigerien  not Nigerian

notice the "e" and "a". it is pronounced "Neejerian"
RomanceRe: Eviction Time - 3 Most Infamous Posters On The Romance Section! by orbaxy(op): 3:10pm On Dec 20, 2010
Mr~cork and Mrs Eve(cork) together in a hut! hmmm. e no go easy oo
RomanceRe: Eviction Time - 3 Most Infamous Posters On The Romance Section! by orbaxy(op): 2:36pm On Dec 20, 2010
[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=571572.msg7373993#msg7373993 date=1292851810]Awww, you want to evict me and mr cock, if you do all you will hear is crickets,

Come on mr cock, let go to Kenyanland. grin We get our own hut! cheesy[/quote]eeyahhh! don't worry, i file for a pardon on your behalf  grin i'll mail my fees. you're fun though but always have a way of causing trouble angry
RomanceRe: Eviction Time - 3 Most Infamous Posters On The Romance Section! by orbaxy(op): 2:12pm On Dec 20, 2010
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=571572.msg7373842#msg7373842 date=1292850445]
Wettin I do you? Is it because of all those time I hit you with my stick?

Cutie lips, no mind am kiss.
[/quote]kiss

RomanceRe: Have You Ever Cheated? by orbaxy(m): 2:07pm On Dec 20, 2010
slap1:
Sweetie take a chill pill, ok?
Sweetie whaaat!! thats a dude bro. A very manly dude "tagging him sweetie" gives me the chills shocked
RomanceRe: Eviction Time - 3 Most Infamous Posters On The Romance Section! by orbaxy(op): 2:01pm On Dec 20, 2010
190:
Inkerd_nerd
190
mz.darkskin angry
grin grin what a dude!
inkerd_nerd isn't suppose to be on that list or don't ya think? undecided
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Cheated? by orbaxy(m): 1:28pm On Dec 20, 2010
1759:
This has to be the second most repeated lines/phrase on NL after the word "virgin" and all its derivatives.
ask the dude if he has been to Saudi  grin
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Cheated? by orbaxy(m): 1:18pm On Dec 20, 2010
Not at all
RomanceRe: Eviction Time - 3 Most Infamous Posters On The Romance Section! by orbaxy(op): 1:08pm On Dec 20, 2010
Dyt:
u ofcourse
Noted hun. wink
RomanceRe: How Do You Get Back At Your Ex Who Has Hurt You Irreparably? by orbaxy(m): 12:31pm On Dec 20, 2010
Phate07:

You think editing your post will save you? Next time try and be civil. angry
Thats exacctly what am doing. Guess you have a poor sense of humor. my apologies!
RomanceRe: How Do You Get Back At Your Ex Who Has Hurt You Irreparably? by orbaxy(m): 11:57am On Dec 20, 2010
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RomanceRe: How Do You Get Back At Your Ex Who Has Hurt You Irreparably? by orbaxy(m): 11:38am On Dec 20, 2010
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RomanceRe: Eviction Time - 3 Most Infamous Posters On The Romance Section! by orbaxy(op): 11:18am On Dec 20, 2010
Phate07:

How about we start by evicting your backside? undecided undecided
Then throw in your vote dude smiley
NB. stay away from my backside. F.A.G.! angry

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