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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by OrDan(m): 2:19pm On May 11, 2020
BankyGee:

Professors are needed truly but I thought you are a professor also.

Also, you can simply just check your dictionary or ask Google.
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by OrDan(m): 3:01pm On May 08, 2020
Acid is a substance, which when in solution produces hydrogen ions as the only positive ions. According to my secondary school chemistry teacher.
Education / Explore/Discover Science (Virtual Programme For Students) by OrDan(m): 10:00am On Apr 21, 2020
Exploring Science is a project of Mentor an African Child Initiative. The virtual program is designed to assist kids to develop an interest in STEM by using everyday items around the house.

Participating students will also deepen their knowledge of STEM through fascinating activities. The program is suitable for students between 8 and 15 years. Do well to register your kids, siblings and acquaintance that are within the age/class range.
Start date is Wednesday 22nd April


https://forms.gle/7fSCzcTJr8BnXPGp9

For inquiries: info@maciafrica.org

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Religion / Re: Scamvangelist Declares COVID-19 “finished” After Commanding God To Destroy It by OrDan(m): 4:03am On Apr 21, 2020
And the prayer you've prayed?
Righteousness89:


Stop Waiting! Start Praying
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by OrDan(m): 4:00am On Apr 21, 2020
Society can easily be transform by good leadership.
dprpikin:
Problem of Nigeria transcends leadership. It cuts across all demography and social strata of our society.
Religion / Re: Scamvangelist Declares COVID-19 “finished” After Commanding God To Destroy It by OrDan(m): 4:27pm On Apr 20, 2020
How long should we wait? Make me understand...

Righteousness89:
What you would have said is that you don't understand..

People of GOD Walk by Faith and Not by Sight!

We don't live by what we see or Feel, we live by thus says THE LORD..

Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by OrDan(m): 7:09pm On Nov 15, 2019
On and on we'll go
But to what end?
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by OrDan(m): 10:39pm On Nov 13, 2019
Suggest for me, the suggestion you need.
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by OrDan(m): 7:42pm On Oct 10, 2019
Ask and it shall be given unto you.
Education / Re: The 2020/2021 Commonwealth Scholarship Plan Application Is Out by OrDan(m): 7:28pm On Oct 10, 2019
NaotoKan:


While you are correct, what about this? How does one go about it?




If you haven't obtain offer of admission, State you have started the application for admission.

Nothing stops you for applying for admission now. You should get response within a month. For some schools, 1/2 weeks.
Education / Re: The 2020/2021 Commonwealth Scholarship Plan Application Is Out by OrDan(m): 12:17pm On Oct 06, 2019
akereconfi:



How do you get FSB to nominate you

After the application period, FSB will invite applicants for interview. Performance at the interview would be used for nomination.
Religion / Re: Are The Teachings Of Paul Truly Against The Teachings Of Jesus? by OrDan(m): 11:16am On Oct 06, 2019
Jodera:
Gosh! I'm truly amazed. The fact that above 80% of people who commented here actually criticized the op really means they never truly read it from beginning to the end. Nigerians and no-reading culture is what will finally finish us in this country. Some are attacking the op, some are insulting him, all because they didn't read to the end, perhaps, just headlines and the first two paragraphs. It's really pathetic.
To those that didn't read, I sorry for una!!

You have said well. I was surprised too, reading through comments.

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Education / Re: The 2020/2021 Commonwealth Scholarship Plan Application Is Out by OrDan(m): 11:54pm On Oct 05, 2019
danchuzzy:


Lol.

Is this FSB the Federal Scholarship Board or another one?

Yeah! Buy hope you are aware that the Commonwealth scholarship is not a Federal Government Scholarship. The FSB is only a nomination agency. Being nominated does not even mean you will be awarded the scholarship.

"Each year, the CSC invites selected nominating bodies to submit a specific number of nominations. The deadline for nominating bodies to submit nominations to the CSC is 18 December 2019
The CSC invites around three times more nominations than scholarships available – therefore, nominated candidates are not guaranteed to be awarded a scholarship. There are no quotas for scholarships for any individual country. Candidates nominated by national nominating agencies are in competition with those nominated by other nominating bodies, and the same standards will be applied to applications made through either channel."

You may need to read more here
http://cscuk.dfid.gov.uk/apply/masters-scholarships/
Education / Re: The 2020/2021 Commonwealth Scholarship Plan Application Is Out by OrDan(m): 6:28pm On Oct 05, 2019
KennedicalEnergy:
So if you don't have admission with a UK university, you are not qualified to apply?

You can apply for the scholarship. Apply for admission to chosen schools alongside. You should have secured admission by the time of interview by FSB.

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Education / Re: The 2020/2021 Commonwealth Scholarship Plan Application Is Out by OrDan(m): 6:03pm On Oct 05, 2019
Rafiq2:
Not discouraging anybody but 60% of people who sit for the aptitude test of this recruitment don't even apply at first, na connection, secondly 90% of average Nigerians who sit for the test........well, that's as far as they go. less than 2% of the average Nigerians actually get the scholarship, d rest na padi padi

Not true!

1. There is no aptitude test. The Federal Scholarship Board only conduct interviews
2. The FSB only nominates
3. Any body prior invitation to the interview MUST apply, write the essays and submit on the portal.

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Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 3 by OrDan(m): 4:59pm On Aug 09, 2019
Tedx:
Visa application 8/8/19
Visa collection 9/8/19

Super priority

Thanks to everyone who contributed to this thread.
University of Salford here I come.

Please, what is the cost of the super priority?
Religion / Re: The God Blunders; Revealing The Greatest Errs Of God. by OrDan(m): 2:08am On Jul 30, 2019
budaatum:
לֹא-תַעֲשֶׂה לְךָ פֶסֶל, וְכָל-תְּמוּנָה

The above is what we read the Finger of God (FoG) wrote muttley, and as FoG didn't personally write much of Scripture, I'd be inclined to seriously consider it more than what Jesus personally wrote and definitely more than Isaiah, Jeremiah, Daniel or Paul and what is written in the Gospels even except they all proceed out of the MoG and bread alone malnourishes.

Imagine the wealth in a vault you put a pound every month you lived. Intellect is wealth stored in a vault moths can't get at, and as it grows one would know no mountain is high enough in all the world to see the whole world, so you'd not go about creating graven images of God with your puny intellect as if it was watching from high on a mountain.

Those who store wealth in moth proof vaults from birth as suggested do not use their stored up wealth to create graven images muttley because they and their intellect serve the Lord.

Here's a trick question for everyone. How much would be in a vault of a 40 year old who put in a pound every month they lived?

Paypal £100 to the right answer. Muttley is excluded.



£480

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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by OrDan(m): 6:29am On Jun 22, 2019
Cojones means determination or fortitude. Hope it help you understand the last post.
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by OrDan(m): 10:37pm On May 09, 2019
Today, plan, prepare, pray and plow; then the future will certainly bring good.
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by OrDan(m): 9:58pm On May 05, 2019
Hurray!!! They all shouted when they saw the scholarship mail.
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by OrDan(m): 6:24am On May 03, 2019
Today is going to be a good day.
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by OrDan(m): 11:25pm On May 01, 2019
Reciprocal of a number is the inverse of that number.
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 7 by OrDan(m): 9:46pm On Apr 24, 2019
beabeasquare:
You can apply from Lagos using etx-ng


Please, don't use etx-ng
Transcript I ordered since last year September is still pending.
More woeful testimonial on their Twitter handle. Appalling is the fact that that they are incommunicado.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by OrDan(m): 7:21pm On Dec 24, 2018
Bucket with holes cannot be filled with water, in the same way a person with wrong notions cant be easily enlighten. I say this in regards to the last comment which I find annoying.
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by OrDan(m): 7:42pm On Dec 23, 2018
Philosophizing is not a child's play
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by OrDan(m): 2:21pm On Dec 18, 2018
All to Jesus I surrender as I go into 2019
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by OrDan(m): 1:47pm On Dec 15, 2018
Coffee I hate when and where there is tea
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by OrDan(m): 7:34pm On Dec 13, 2018
Petty preaching of preachers produces petite believers
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by OrDan(m): 9:54pm On Dec 03, 2018
Cry if you like but don't give up
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by OrDan(m): 10:01pm On Dec 01, 2018
Purpose, proposed or supposed?
Politics / Re: Michelle Obama's "BECOMING" Is Now The Best Selling Book Of 2018 by OrDan(m): 2:21pm On Dec 01, 2018
Orla234:



Me too. smiley

I have the PDF.
Send a mail to ambordan@gmail.com
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by OrDan(m): 2:15pm On Dec 01, 2018
Instead of texting, please call.

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