Bro, some things like this giving-receiving are confusing but nothing dey happen sha. How's the coronavirus issue over your area fellas?

Fellas, me just dey house dey patiently wait for FG alert

Alert? E be like say BankyGee nah top government official. Your own still better.

Better how? Ha! Are you the one that made me top government official? Me that I'm even looking at you like my boss

Boss? Wanna be the boss? In medschool, bosses play with terms like Dracunculus...

Dracunculus? I'm very sure in medschool they also know about cunnilingus.

Hmmhmmm

cunnilingus? Isn't that the stimulation of sensitive areas of the body?

Body of Nairaland Weed Smokers has issued a warning to the Federal Government in a written statement signed by.........just forget it.

It shall not be well with this government

Government of doom and suffering. Heartless and emotionless bastards

That's the sound of my tool you say it ain't cool my mama didn't raise no fool....

BankyGee:
Government of doom and suffering. Heartless and emotionless bastards

Bastards - or bastard - is one word that's scarce in my dictionary, je te dis..

Understand that life is good with God

TONYE001:


Bastards - or bastard - is one word that's scarce in my dictionary, je te dis..

Dis one wey Buhari wan give speech. Let's Sha hear what he has to say.

Say something better Banky. I knew it would be extended still. Of course I have no problem with the extension. My own problem is, what will I and others eat during this lockdown? Ah...now I know it pays to be with family.

Family is everything. Having no one to lean on in this covid~19 era is dangerous

Dangerous to the extent that whenever I read on my phone, tears dey comot from my eyes. No tell me. I know my wahala. Nah too much garri.

Garri is the only thing that can sustain us in this times

Times of viruses, hunger, killings and many more are really getting me worried

Worried? I am very worried, my friend who came back from kirikiri last month before Corona wahala has a good phone for sale

Sales have dropped drastically due to the covid 19 stay-at-home order, which has rendered prospective buyers cashless, thereby making them financially handicapped to purchase commodities.

Commodities like beans and garri are the bomb now. Can't be eating noodles or rice because things are just too hard. Well, if I survive this Covid-19, nothing will kill me ever again.

Again, I say, this too shall pass. By the way, Christ is coming soon. Y'all better be ready; I am.

Am sure many nairalanders are fed up of staying@home cos of uncaring family members & domestic violence

Violence never pays! As for the lockdown, I've said all there's to say. Any Nairalander who has enough 'bread' to spare, please remember me! I thought Fela Kuti was joking when he said these immortal words; ''suffer dey Africa....."

Africa continent full with bad leaders

Leaders here aren't held accountable enough; which is, in my opinion, the major problem.

Problem of Nigeria transcends leadership. It cuts across all demography and social strata of our society.

Society can easily be transform by good leadership.

dprpikin:
Problem of Nigeria transcends leadership. It cuts across all demography and social strata of our society.

Leadership begins with me and you. Everyone must start taking responsibility.