Webmasters / Re: How Can I Create A Website?? by Orevastar5(m): 5:52am On Jun 29, 2016 |
Dreydoe: please can a free blog site get google adense? how and exactly can money be made from the free blog. thanks man i appreciate |
Literature / Re: The University Village - A Story by Orevastar5(m): 10:11pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
Clemzy16: Chapter 2
It was a beautiful morning. The atmospheric condition was relatively cold prior to an heavy downpour that fell a day before.
After several tossing and turning, Femi had finally woken up from sleep, he stared at the wall-clock located at the centre corner of his room and the time reads 11:35am. He heaved a sigh of relief, and had a flashback as he began reminiscing about his stressful journey to school the previous day.
Femi had boarded a public transportation bus from check-point in Okene at 5pm. The vehicle later developed mechanical problem along the Adogo-Ajaokuta Road as it began to overheat. The driver who was the first to observe heat protruding from the engine of the vehicle had informed the passengers as he parked along the side of the Road. He made to open the engine cover and after several trials and errors, he discovered that the fan belt of the vehicle had become cut. He looked around him from where he could sought for help, just then he realized that they were stucked in the middle of nowhere. The highway was surrounded with bushes on both sides. There was nobody on sight, no houses and most importantly, no mechanic workshop nearby. Then, it dawned on him that they were gonna be around for a while. The driver went back to inform his passengers about the development, telling them he would need to locate the nearest village, in orded to inquire where he could find a mechanic workshop from where he intended to buy a new fan-belt. This didn't go down well with the passengers as most of them made some inflammatory remarks, considering that actual time and when they would eventually arrive at their destinations. The driver, however, pleaded with them not to be upset and asked for volunteers who would accompany him as they embark on that ultimate search.
A male passenger including Femi volunteered to go along with him as they started treking. About 30mins later, the trio sighted some disperse houses in Adogo village, they walked towards a particular house where they met an aged man probably in his 60s, and after explaining their ordeal to him, he informed them that they had only one local mechanic in the village who doesn't sell fan-belt. In a bid to alleviate their problem, he offered to convey them to Ajaokuta with his motorcycle, which is about 10mins ride from Adogo. Fortunately, they were able to procure a new fan-belt immediately they got to Ajaokuta. Indeed, they were gleeful but time wasn't friendly anymore, as it was already 6:14pm. They hurriely mounted the bike, whilst riding swiftly to their vehicle, and that was when it began to rain heavily. They had no choice but to relinquish themselves to the wrath of the rain, but that was after they had kept their perishable items which could be damaged by water into Femi's water-proof handbag. At exactly 8:00pm, they reached their vehicle and fixed the fan-belt. The driver offered to pay the aged man for his help, but he rejected the money and prayed for them as they continued with their journey.
The aggrieved passengers who were already shivering as a result of the cold were insulting the driver for not putting his vehicle in good condition before embarking on the journey. Femi who knew the stress the driver had gone through, kept mum, and even decided not to collect his remaining change from the driver. It took them another two hours to arrive at Anyigba, the host community of Kogi State University.
Femi alighted from the vehicle, collected his luggage and food items from the boot and beckoned at an okada man to take him to Freedom Quarters, which happened to be his Lodge. A fellow female passenger who appeared impatient to wait for another bike literally begged to sit with Femi and he obliged reluctantly.
The okada man was riding at top speed before they were accosted at "Our Lady of Fatima Lodge" by the dreaded vigilante group. Femi had just moved from frying pan to fire.....
TO BE CONTINUED |
Literature / Re: The University Village - A Story by Orevastar5(m): 9:55pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
Clemzy16: Chapter 1
6th, Jan, 20**
The street was lone and void of people who normally tour the route to their various destinations. This was quite unusual considering the influx of students and indigens who frequents the ever busy stadium road, which serves as a pathway to other areas of the town.
Femi thought to himself. Suddenly, he saw a human figure from afar approaching towards his direction, and without the use of rocket science, his modus operandi interpreted her to be a female. The closer she walked towards him, he was able to get a clearer view of her physique. The beautiful young lady was walking majestically with a well calculated step, notwithstanding the restless wind which stroke her hair from side to side. Her beauty had totally captured his attention, Femi felt butterflies in his stomach. A thousand thought crossed through his mind in a split second, he resolved to making an attempt towards knowing her as a brilliant idea popped into his head. Coincidentally, the lady kept staring at him as she walked closer as though they had known each other from time past, and just few inches before she walked passed him, Femi swerved into her pathway startling her, she was obviously taken by surprise.
They both halted, gazing at each other frantically into the eyes without uttering a word. Suddenly, she attempted moving aside until she was interrupted again as Femi kept blocking every of her move. This routine lasted for a while before she succumbed to his game while giving him an inquisitive stare.
"Please, pardon my manners." Femi said breaking the silence. "My mom positioned me to bring home the most beautiful girl I have ever met for marriage, I was searching for her until I found you. And I won't let go unless you follow me home." He added with a tone of finality, coated with a cute wink.
The lady was marvelled by his level of confidence and humour put together, since the prospective bachelor was quite young to get married, considering his age. She thought to herself, as her lips suddenly curved into a smile, and then an uncontrolled laughter ensued.
"Are you serious, or you're just trying to be funny?" She finally spoke with a huge grin on her face. She looked even more prettier this time.
"I've never been so serious. Time is tickling and mama won't be happy." He responded with a bigger grin on his face.
"Hold it, mummy's boy. It's funny how you intend to marry someone whose name you don't even know" She retorted.
"My apologies ma'am. Lemme guess. You must be Isabella by name." He asserted.
She gesticulated by shaking her head in the negative. "How about Gloria?" Nope! She replied. "No doubt you must be Patience Jonathan then" Femi said playfully.
"C'mon, must you always have to be funny. My name is Odunayo. And I'll marry you on the condition that you won't kill me with laughter." Ayo replied twerling her hair stylishly.
Femi was elated with euphoria as he thrusted his fist in the air, his joy knew no bound as he attempted to hug her, but immediately he opened his arm, she practically disappeared out of sight, leaving Femi stranded with awe. Then, he fell into deep oblivion.....
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END!!
TO BE CONTINUED |
Webmasters / How Can I Create A Website?? by Orevastar5(m): 12:06pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
Honourable nairaland web gurus
please i need tips on how i can create a website
thanks in anticipation |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Orevastar5(m): 6:49am On Jun 11, 2016 |
njuwo: Two guys were drinking in a bar. As they were drinking, they started arguing, one of them pounced on the other and started beating him. After a long beating he realised that his friend was no longer breathing, he died instantly. Then the guy started running with his shirt full of blood.Those who were watching the fight started chasing him. . He ran to the house of a Christian man, knocked and begged, "Please hide me, I have killed somebody and people are chasing me." The Christian man replied, "Where am i going to hide you in my one room apartment?" The muderer said, "There is no time to waste here, just think of anywhere you can hide me." After a long thinking, the Christian man said to the murderer, "Give me your shirt and take my shirt but remember to keep my shirt clean oh." They exchanged their shirts.Then as soon as the Christian man opened the door, the people started beating him and injured him badly. He was taken to the police station. From police station, the case was taken to court and the man was found guilty of murder and sentenced to death. The real murderer was safe at home but felt so guilty that he ran to the Court and cried, "Please release that innocent man, I'm the real murderer". The Judge replied, "Unfortunately it's too late, the man has already been hanged." He ran where the man was hanged and found him dead, hanging on the tree. He knelt down and cried his eyes out and said to himself, "You paid for my crime." He remembered the Christian man's last words: "KEEP MY SHIRT CLEAN !!!" That's how the murderer got repented and became a christian! .
MORAL OF THE STORY: This is what Jesus did for us. He died for the crime he did not commit on the cross of Calvary. Now if you are thankful for what Jesus did for you, Appreciate Him with three words, type, "Thank You Jesus. Very Funny Video And A Must Watch For You Fuel Robber (NJUWO Episode 4) You Really Have To Download It here http://www.njuwo.com/2016/05/very-funny-video-fuel-robber-njuwo.html?m=1 It Will Make Your Day. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Orevastar5(m): 7:41am On Jun 08, 2016 |
FUNNY THINGS ABOUT NIGERIANS . We love arriving late to an occasion just because we feel others would arrive late too- We flash with private number. We are very loud especially when we aretalking on the phone We wear sun glasses at night We run in the rain even though we are already wet We answer questions with questions. We always use 'o' at the end of word We call every elderly family friend uncle or aunty Some of us will go to ghana for 1wk &come back with American or British accent Welove to crush chicken bones Calcium things Our mums especially would force us to eat even if we aren't hungry or when we're sick We love to invite people to occasions some1else invited us to. If someone die in Nigeria, we don't believe it is natural Village must be involved. Our Mothers remind us they carried our pregnancy for nine month when we refuse to go on errands for them We see u awake in the morning and ask u "u don wake?" |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Orevastar5(m): 3:27pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
Akpos was being asked a question which
he couldn't Answer.
The question was " Which food does
Monkey like so much"
A. Sugarcane
B. Butter
C. Banana
D. Yam
The conversation goes thus:
Akpos:This Question is too Hard sef,Let me call someone.
Presenter: Who do you want to call?
Akpos: Ogaga!
Phone rings!!!!
Presenter: Hello Ogaga your Friend Akpos is
here on the hot seat, he needs your help to
win N5m
Ogaga: ye!
Presenter:Akpos you have 30secs, your
time starts now
akpos: ogaga!! How is your family?
Your Wife nko? Ogaga, which food do you
like most?
Ogaga: Banana na.
Akpos: Are you sure?
Ogaga: am......
Akpos: Oga presenter, your card is finish,
recharge, let me call him back.
Presenter: Haha! Your time is up! Will you go
with your friend?
Akpos: yes.
Presenter: Why?
Akpos: He resembles Monkey, that is why.
After winning N5 MILLION.
Presenter: How much will you give to your
friend?
Akpos: How much kee? Monkey don't eat
money. I will give him Banana. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Breaking News Ijaw Militants Are Attacking Aladja In Warri Right Now by Orevastar5(m): 11:28am On Jun 04, 2016 |
MDsambo: My friend will yhu throw ur phone away and run for ur life u go buy new one give am after the rampage? |
Politics / Re: Joint Niger Delta Liberation Force Vows To Launch Missiles & Bring Down Aircraft by Orevastar5(m): 3:01pm On Jun 02, 2016 |
Vhiz AVENGERS abi na watin dem say be their name? Dem nor need their lives again na when dem go make attempt to attack presidential villa na dere dem go hear #GBEDUWEH DEYBURSTBRAIN |
Politics / Re: Joint Niger Delta Liberation Force Vows To Launch Missiles & Bring Down Aircraft by Orevastar5(m): 2:58pm On Jun 02, 2016 |
Small time these guys go annouce say dem wan bomb the head offices of
MTN
GLO
AIRTEL
AND
ETISALAT
the thunder weh go fire dem still dey do PRESS-UP ;> ;> |
Politics / Re: Ogoni Clean-Up: Buhari To Be Represented By Osinbajo - Femi Adesina by Orevastar5(m): 10:24am On Jun 02, 2016 |
kossyablaze: Buhari is a slow poke. Wetin him dey fear. if na you,you go go ? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: President Buhari's Cancelled Trip To Ogoni; Nigerians React by Orevastar5(m): 10:16am On Jun 02, 2016 |
If he like he go dem kill am na ein know
e dey easy for the avengers to strike because na dem area and dem go don position for better better place with snipers |
Politics / Re: 77 Boko Haram Members Surrender To Nigeria Army by Orevastar5(m): 10:13am On Jun 02, 2016 |
I THINK SAY BOKOHARAM NO DEY EXIST AGAIN??
NA NIGER DELTA AVENGERS DEY REIGN NOW |
Politics / Re: Presidential Trip To Ogoniland Cancelled by Orevastar5(m): 10:10am On Jun 02, 2016 |
Na wah ooh
some people dey post say buhari don enter road dey go
some dey post say ein don cancel am
and the 2threads were created 10:06am
which one come be true? |
Politics / Re: President Buhari Cancels Trip To Ogoniland Over "Assassination Threats" by Orevastar5(m): 10:05am On Jun 02, 2016 |
I think say MR PRESIDO nor dey fear death??
I LAUGH IN CHINESE 2 Likes |