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DukeofNZ:
i dey pity somebody's wey go marry 3 of dese 4 monikers u mentioned and many odas like dem, na only one of dem go de manageable and na only somebody we sabi every tin and wan pity her go fit manage her. oda 3 we no get gud somebody's way go fit pity dem to marry, na only mumu men dem fit get if dem eva de lucky to find de such mumu men

Deep Savage, Hahaha

driand:
I get your explanation but you've not explained how all that message was typed in less than a minute, except it was all written down in a note pad like Evernote or something, then later copied and pasted which won't happen when you're frustrated over something and want to vent your anger, which you won't have the patience to write down to later copy and paste,... I hope you get my explanation.

I guess when he was typing the message the data connection was turn off.

driand:


Lies how come he typed all that in less than 1 minute 2:55

The person that uploaded the screenshot is the recipient of the message, ie the debtor. If you send any message from your phone it will be on the right hand side of your phone, while when you receive messages it will be on the left hand side of your phone. Hope you get my explanation.

Eden Hazard Hatrick

[quote author=smeag0l post=68113170]Hi All,

It took me a lot of cogitation before I could make this post. I also had to post this because I have seen a lot of comments from people encouraging the abominable act of lesbianism on nairaland (especially guys) that I begin to wonder where this generation of youths are headed.

First and foremost, going by the bible and quran, lesbianism is an abomination. I will give references from the bible because I am a Christian.The following verses of the bible:Leviticus 18:22, 20:13, Romans 1:24-28, I Corinthians 6:9-11, Jude1:7, I Timothy 1:10, I Kings 14:24, 15:12 all attest to the fact that homosexuality ,of which lesbianism is a subset, is evil.

However, the queer ones on the forum will always have a counter argument of fornication being also a sin to back up their nefarious way of life but this is not the crux of why I opened this thread so I will not dwell on the religious angle any further-I have an expose on this which I'll reserve for another day.

Secondly and the most important reason why I decided to open this thread is to warn guys(including the ones that have continually advocated for queer girls here on nairaland) on the disastrous impact of marrying a lesbian and how to identify if your girl is one whilst you're courting

Let me start by saying this. Most Nigerian girls living in Nigeria that claim to be bisexuals are, in fact, lesbians. They only claim bisexuality so as to be able to get a ring on the third finger of their left hand and answer a Mrs whilst they covertly continue their abominable acts.

They know that the African culture expects that they should get married at some point in their lives and their parents and relatives will keep putting pressure on them to do so.

Therefore, they just hook up with a guy, get married and make babies and then eventually make the guy's life miserable by continually denying him of sex and gallivanting around the country with their lesbian friends before filing for divorce most times on two grounds- sexual satisfaction and irreconcilable differences. I have seen this happen to three different guys and in the end, the guys ended up being disillusioned and poorer than when they met those girls. The sad part is that the ladies don't even get to check on their children as they are seen more in the company of their female friends in public places.

Guys, beware! Lesbianism is demonic and no matter how long your manhood is or how good you are in bed, you can't satisfy a lesbian as the kind of orgasm they have while making out with their female counterpart is longer and more frequent and also doesn't occur due to penetration. I had to say this because I have , over time, seen some useless comments from guys here saying that the girl has not seen a great manhood or a guy with great sexual prowess that's why she is still a lesbian. This is entirely false as lesbians are so addicted to their same sex partners and to the act that mere penetration from a man cannot give them orgasm.

Therefore, will all that have been said, guys here are signs that the girl you are dating is a lesbian(These may not be correct sometimes but they are very key leads to attest to this fact).

[i]1. She admires only ladies on social media and you would occasionally see some comments from her on social media telling another girl "I love you" even when the girl is just an acquaintance who is not close to her.

2. She wears an anklet on THE RIGHT LEG or a colourful ring on their RIGHT FOREFINGER. I had to make the right leg emboldened because this is their insignia. I've seen about ten lesbian ladies wearing this and even spoke to one who also affirmed it.

3. If she is the butch lesbian(the male partner) she will most likely have a short hair, wear very light make up most times or even no make up and have short fingers(Because they use their fingers to pleasure their femme counterpart). Some of the butch ones also look like tomboys

4. Whenever she is intimate with her guy, they enjoy cunnilingus and fingering far more than penetration as this is the only way she can achieve orgasm most times.

5. On special occasions like her birthday or her boyfriend's birthday, she will indulge him with wild sexual orgies like anal sex or party (with the involvement of their other lesbian partner). Some of them even prefer anal to vaginal penetration.

6. You will always find lesbian porn on her phone or cached webpage history.

7. If she's the butch lesbian, she will dislike things like cooking, going to the market and laundry.

8. She's always an advocate of female rights and will pick a quarrel with you whenever you antagonize a female.

9. She prefers evening hang outs with a large company of girlfriend more than she enjoys it with you as her boyfriend.

10. She starts denying you sex immediately after marriage. Just like the former prime minister of iceland did.

jtwest:
the way Nigerians will start debating Ronaldo and messi tomorrow at newspaper stand ehn, as if they are Portuguese. you see them, they don't start for here already...

the person wey edit this pix no go see heaven. Hahahahaha

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From Prison to President na
dey reign for Nigeria.

perhaps she
thought it was another one of
those silly movies she acts where
everything ends well.#madness

chaircover: I can never forget this one . . .

A guest brought a bag of very sharp Ijebu gari for my parents. They weren't in so I took the gari and just put it in my room.

I ate the whole thing little by little without telling my parents. I told my mum years later sha!

u funny o. Only u finish a bag of garri.#badt guy.

Yungwizzzy: people using their phones and tablets to read bible in church. the same phone wey blue film full!!!

nobe lie o. U too much

spicyp: My elder sister graduated with 3rd class,she's working now and her monthly salary is 100k

which job she dey do? Hope no be ashawo sha.