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eitsei:
who has been able to register for NAVY here?
it keeps displaying incomplete registration and when I go back the information about tertiary institution did not save

Go to da navy thread for clarification

Lol...my guy ask jamb question (no offence there). See eh, even as passion is the drivin force for most of us here eh, these guys (i dunno anytin about all these TERMA 1 this n dat) are here to rid you/us of any worldly attachments. That's where the true soldier is born.. after these their vigorous trainin, passion dies automatically, that's where the real reason for your wantin to serve comes.....n it (d reason) will ask just one question...'is it really worth it'?.....if NO, baba yapa.....if yes, baba endure..... Thats the point where endurance is born. you'll feel like givin up at the same time you'll be like just a little more.....poco a poco.....nine months which would seem like 2years is comin to an end.... Tada! You made it thru d first stage LT

LegendPV:
If not for black man malicious mentality self

How does remaining in that position for hours aids one to be a better soldier or enhances the killing of terrorists

baba, una don dey sow seed of discord with this so called AFAKA for my mind...I dey always hear dashin 4 training on normal circumstances but e be like say dz place una mention na hell's kitchen... Las las, if e too much....mk i leave am der

sikowitz17:
lol it’s not relocation... but mhen the last course to train with regulars is 44... and that’s why they are one of the strongest ssc courses till now... those guys will enter hell and not look back.. ssc wey dey chaus regulars.. those guys were the shit!! But if it’s true that this next course will train in afaka!! There will be dashing I can bet you..cadets will run away

sikowitz17:
is frog jump oooo

For real....like for real...frog jump
Hijo de puta!!!!

sikowitz17:
read the last 2 pages of this thread... you’ll get your answer there

Lol.....That time has come .....auto answer deployed

Thnk you for these man

QuadrilAyinde:
Actually I was able to get some practice questions online.. I guess Anyone Interested Can get them from the links below (It might not open if U try to use OPERA MINI, So Google Chrome and Others Work best)..

(1) https://s.docworkspace.com/d/AF2TDcz1jbpJwKLf36SdFA

(2) https://s.docworkspace.com/d/AHroGAb1jbpJqJ7f36SdFA

(3) https://s.docworkspace.com/d/AIKGGZT1jbpJgI_e36SdFA

(4) https://s.docworkspace.com/d/AM441KL1jbpJ6IDe36SdFA

(5) https://s.docworkspace.com/d/AH445Vf1jbpJgPvd36SdFA

(6) https://s.docworkspace.com/d/AFzQ6Jf1jbpJoPfd36SdFA

(7) https://s.docworkspace.com/d/AHbUjoj1jbpJqO7d36SdFA

( https://s.docworkspace.com/d/AMbyQwb1jbpJiOvd36SdFA

(9) https://s.docworkspace.com/d/ABtDr5_1jbpJwObd36SdFA

(10) https://s.docworkspace.com/d/AO1-8WP1jbpJwOLd36SdFA

(11) https://s.docworkspace.com/d/ABiU5z31jbpJmNrd36SdFA

OAMAXWELL1:
Please abt the Letter of Attestation.

Which of our former Institution are they referring to?

University or Place of work bcuz Academic institutions was not mentioned.

My guess is school, else they'd have stated 'employer', but....i stand to be corrected

OAMAXWELL1:
For those using 2 sitting. Is it advisable to merge them as pdf?

Inasmuch as it can be decoded...good...better still, you can add it as other documents. D space is provided

go back to page 632 n read through.

kingbabaj:
Hi guys am having difficulties in registering, I clicked on forgot password and it shows "password reset instructions have been sent to you" but nothing was sent to my mail, pls helppp

But would this LETTER OF ATTESTATION FROM FORMER INSTITUTION pose a challenge? Cos I dont have one n, even in normal circumstances, to go about getting it is outta options.
Cant admission letter stand in its place?

Ah! Thats the first. They've been replying in no time.. Hq nigerian army (with a blue tick)......message nt comment.

Basilekeh:
Ive done this for two days now...noting from them

Guys with email problem....there is no need to panick. Go on facebook, search for 'hq Nigerian Army (verified)', drop them a message regarding your issue, and they'll treat accordingly.
Q.E.D.
P.S. (Some guys will still come n complain bout this issue, when they do, refer em to page 632)

Person go dey carry waist bag like kopa be that
NYSC na still army sha

sikowitz17:
Oh another one... if you get ssc... never leave any important item in your bag like money, a wristwatch, phone etc... it’s not only candidates that steal.. some bastard boys find ways into the rooms and begin to search... last time they took my memory card, atleast they left the phone for me... took about 200 dollars in my bunkies wAllet..touched peoples possessions randomly

Salala...gegemu...uncle please decode for common man.
Oshè

sikowitz17:
For those that have never gone for screening before there are a lot of factors that can make or mar you during the exercise...study the people shortlisted from your state... the ones with actual connections are usually the ones that hardly talk... oh and there’d be a lot of loud guys bragging and trying to make you think they know all..
Never argue with the medical examiners... try your best possible to be polite as they would randomly say stuffs that can get you very angry...one even touched a candidates boobs in my presence and the girl smiled it off...they can Bleep you up big time...
Don’t reason all soldier as useless... as unimportant as you thing corporal Ibrahim is, help can come from anywhere...believe it or not candidates come to form one thing there, constantly arguing with authorities..

Always try to find favor... if rsm says cut your hair, cut it and go show him that you cut it... you’ll think it’s insignificant but rsm has already marked your face for good..

Don’t buy any soldiers job... once they start to discuss you, mhennnn

Find original salala

It won’t be stipulated but please buy white sneakers... you can be forming they didn’t specify.. dem dey notice you...

Cut yourself gegemu... even doe I won’t cut my own... I’ll hide it with face mask

Limit friendships... your states men dey consciously or unconsciously find weak points... thy will snitch on you... course 45 that they didn’t allow us use phones during screening, there were snitching everywhere hoping that they’d be evicted from camp to increase chances..

Finally that I can remember don’t buy officers job..if they accuse you of something, explain respectfully and smile.. they will rubbish, bullshit, and talk to you anyhow... remember you cane there to pass..

Oh and when you leave every medical check, say thank you and smile to the medical people... believe it or not, that warm greeting fit make dem cancel something that they’ve discovered... chow!

Lord Baelish! ... I cant stop laughing

[1quote author=ugo4u post=93185190]
Most importantly secure your original credentials by all means possible. Infact move around with it even to the toilet, or keep with a trusted person after both of you must have confirm the number of credentials you're handing over to him/her some candidates are devils in human form especially your village people. They may decide to fúck you up to boost their chances, by tearing are binning your certs. Screening ground na Game of thrones their are lots of Lord Baelishs.[/quote]

Disclaimer!!!
For those using two-sitting certificate, upload one in the required space, and the other in "additional documents"....I feel its wise that way, cos I heard someone said he photo mixed both n submitted as one.
Good morning Officers

Finally.....I've been able to proccess the application...Baba God, na ur hands e dey nw

Hey Chief.. just messaged them on fb, guess the're closed for today... what was their response like? what were you asked of?

Dannyhonda:
Break down your grammar please

Food for thought
.... But this messaging the army HQ on FB is now the new resolution

sikowitz17:
Quick question..what if the site doesn’t normalize?

Have you been able to scale through?

jamze:
Let someone just call their help line, let us know wats up...cos me I'm getting tired of waiting for this verification mail

I dont understand the randomness of this verification mail anymore......It's more than 5 hrs

oh mehn, true yan ooo... I don dey wait for verification like this

sikowitz17:
Some people that still want to wait till next month middle to apply.. I hope you are seeing the issues that is still being faced... I’m hopeful you’ll reconsider and start your applications Cos no be until something do the site e no work again you’ll now be saying had I known.. you are thinking that are working on it and it’ll get better... what if they aren’t and it’ll get worse.. think am welll

For the issue of the site having problems, for all i can say, it's still in a premature phase hence, subject to testing and updating, but look on the bright side, registration ends on the 29th of Sept. It's not a first come-first serve affair. So, for the new comers, use that to ur advantage and make up ur mind on what u want....for the old goers, that time of the year has come for you to guide them through, una know as em questions dey be.
P.S. Gen. Ugo, Sikowitz, and the likes of others...thank you for holding the fort till now....this 47 must favour us (without gate-crashing)

I just had that thought too....It's a job opportunity to some, and most likely those that'd eventually dash wen they see d oda side

sikowitz17:
Truth is if you don’t know what to apply for by now or you haven’t consciously thought about it for the last 7/8 months... you might just be applying Cos it’s a job opportunity... all these questions of “which one should I apply for” Dey piss me off... aswear

sikowitz17:
The army is bent on killing this passion but na lie...I must get it...if I don't get it here, I'd get it abroad...all I need to do is walk into a recruiters office in the US and it's that simple...6 weeks training...I'd join the US Marines..

That one na small thing... Just worry bout the logistics

explosiveskull:
My dear to me I no dey sleep cos of this,
To me na only army I fit dey fulfilled for life,
Na life and death something for me.
I really need to leave where I am to where am dreaming of which is jaji

That's the feeling brother. I feel you.

KODACK:
3g - DSSC physical screening

4g - SSC physically screening

Is that clear?

Lwkm... This guy sef... Ur assessment eh... Na die

Tampiko:
Please can someone help me post a clear shot for Taraba SSC/DSSC.

Yeah...
nigerianarmyms.ng
That's the clearest shot ever

explosiveskull:

Wow! That's the 1st wonder of Nigerian Armed Forces

mczico:
Please i lost my print out what can i do ..and my name was shortlisted

You didn't print out
Anyway, you just need someone to send you his soft copy, then, you substitute his details with your using Corel draw or any other program.
Good things is, there's no bar code

Adeyemi09:
pls can a good Samaritan help me snap Lagos list SSC

Check 3 pages back, it should be hanging there

sikowitz17:
but you for go buy the paper sha ooo

Couldn't find punch. Thanks all the same sir