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Some people get heart pass James Bond........




Someone that you will sleep next to (how can you even close the eye), someone that will prepare your meals, someone that will launder your clothes. You lock door for night, na the two of you go remain.


The enemy within. You no de fear?

Rubbish reporting!!!


Alpha Beta Consulting cannot speak.

ufuosman:
Na dis dress wen she wear?

Maybe the dress remain for house

This story is really inciting....its really a call for violence... And the author assumed rather ignorantly that there are no Bayelsian Muslims


No one has the right to block roads.
No one has the right to attack anyone (who attacked first we will never know)
And no one has the right to incite others to violence.


That particular prayer cannot take up to 5 minutes so I'm particularly surprised that a conflict generated in so short a time.

Might be best if they get the local authorities involved to ensure people don't pray on the road.

That a man could be God

When God created man to worship Him


And man prays to God

And Jesus prayed to God


And Jesus cried before God


Yet Jesus is God?

I really don't know who to blame:

Cos u see mothers treat their sons like gold and teach their daughters to be slave.

You see mothers tell their son to marry so someone can clean his house and wash his dishes (to seek a wife that is not a helper but a slave).

So I really can't blame AJ, cos who knows what his mother taught him. (no shade intended)

In reality however, I see AJ respecting his woman, helping out at home and with his kids. So I think he knows better.

How do you know that was a side chick?


Is it when she is promoted to Legal Wife Number 2 that you will respect yourself?



Why do you always attack the ladies? Your husband was right there waiting to be slapped....



If you can't take a cheating husband, leave him or stick with it. Cos the next girl will still be cheated on and will still face these two options.

This #MeToo don de make sense.


Hope we'll see some real life models on the runways.

@OP. Nice post..... Informative


I wish you could include the type of 'bashing' they discuss


Is it the type where they say Christians are worshipping a man Or that how can Christians say a man is God

Cos that would be expression of opinion.


I feel that same way when I'm on the streets or in a public bus. People shout into gramophones that Muslims are unbelievers because they've not accepted Jesus.

Its just their opinion o.


Just because it differs does not make it bashing.

Nice post.




.make I go dig backyard jare.

A country can not deceive itself. Only its citizens can.


Remember a zoo is called that because it contains animals.


Let Nigerians stop blaming Nigeria.

You might have to consider that the thieves were on a mission to rob you, if no one else was affected.




They probably knew you were coming into town that day. You might have to check your inner circle.......


That's if no one else was robbed.

Up you Simi.......




Thanks for putting green white green in the winter Olympics.

The only person who has the answer to your question is your girl .

Ask her, communicate, listen and find out what She wants.


Everyone here will only give you their definition of 'petting'.


If you need her definition ask her face to face.

Every where in Lagos is dirty.at schools at work, in the bus, in the marketplace everyone is complaining.



The cleaner Lagos initiative is not yielding visible dividends.
The roads are dirty. Lawma that used to sweep are no where to be found.


Some workers are wearing new uniforms but the cleaning is not better.
And the new uniform that resembles BRT colours does not seem safe for the workers. (not as visible as the bright orange)

When he de sweet Dem no call you come chop .

Na now wey......



My hand no dey o.

Dbanj wan use Daddy freeze trend.....


I beg freeze send him your advert rates.

Dbanj wan use Daddy freeze trend.....


I beg freeze send him your advert rates.

The most dangerous is - Nigeria is a zoo mindset.


Forgetting that a zoo is a zoo because it contains animals.

If I now call someone animal now, he will start shouting.

Better learn the good names to answer to . And learn to act write.

Looters are people's parents and family. Kidnappers, killers, saboteurs all have family. But we refuse to take responsibility for our actions. Rather we will blame or curse the LAND MASS called Nigeria.

See guy de make am.


Jobless people de beef am.


He will open a branch in Nigeria now, Dem go carry CV go meet am.....


Haters will hate..... Just de carry go.

But na true talk



Free money no de float around again....


All those free egunje, free transport, free olosho fees,

Belle just de run

Iyaomolere4:
it was 2013,i just gained admission,I laminated my timetable

This is the funniest



Whaaaaaaaat!!!!

Will a church marry them as divorcees? Na question o.

His message de authentic, but I guess if you cant fight the message. Look for any fault in the messenger and destroy his credibility.


Normal naija runs.

Its nice to see someone has a vision for Osun. And agriculture is already improving in the state. I don't mind moving down there.

This are all cities and Lagos can compare with them.

If Fashola had had 8 more years. Lagos would have surpassed that....


Let lagos get its high tech high speed train...then redo the comparison.



Those places too have their rural areas, dirt road, and housing problems.

Cinkq:
But chosen members have shared testimonies about how armed robbers droped their guns and fled when they saw their church' apron.

That would be true when there's no video evidence.


Just carry gun test am yourself....you'll see proof.

Death the Certainty - certain on every being. Who can cheat death.


Death the equalizer: Makes the salve equal to his master, the rich equal to the poor.


Untimely death: Bros when its time its time. No delays...


Cheat death: How Death always comes out tops.


Live your life but keep death in focus. You won't take life too seriously.

Someone will prophecy your death and you will be scared?


1.
Someone that does not know when he himself will die.


2.
Death is certain for everybody. There is no untimely death.

Social media is not the solution..



Get DNA testing and go to court....



Or take the DNA result to church every Sunday.... (you know what to do when you get there)

This could be the truth. If there was a crowd (crowd situations which involve pushing, lack of space etc)... But the man's actions do not represent that of the religion..


In my experience Mecca probably has the least crimes and you feel secured to walk the streets 247. Mecca never sleeps....


No sentiments, but there are a lot of people out there who see women as objects of their depravity and no matter where they live, where they come from, or their religion; they still act out that bad behaviour....


Some people don't care where they are.... They still do bad things. E.g Many steal in Mecca even though the laws are stringent.